It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 343 [099] Massage and relaxation, physical and mental pleasure
Qin Jiandan had Mu Yue's help in "rubbing his belly", and the atmosphere was very good. It seemed that there was no problem in moving on to the next step.

But Qin Jiandan did not take advantage of the situation - his wife was obviously still angry. An impatient person cannot eat hot tofu. That's enough.

"Hmm...it really works...Who would have thought that my wife could be a sheriff and maintain local law and order, and also have such a high talent for massage! It turns out that being clever and deft is all-round!"

“The fatigue, stress, tension, and anxiety are all gone. I just feel comfortable and relaxed! The care and love my wife gives me is priceless!”

Qin Jiandan's thanks were very corny, and it wouldn't look out of place in a massage parlor advertisement. But dating is corny in itself, and being too embarrassed to say corny things may be the reason why some people can't find a girlfriend.

"Who is your wife? I just treat you as a pet, and pets are not allowed to talk!"

Mu Yue leaned forward slightly in her chair, looking up and down at Qin Jiandan who was lying flat on the table. Her expression was indeed like she was looking at a cat or a dog.

Qin Jiandan immediately stopped talking, closed his eyes and stretched his neck, as if he was really a dog enjoying a massage from his master. This picture is very newsworthy, and the title can be "The leader of a large guild wags his tail and begs for mercy from the police."

Mu Yue felt that if she continued to touch Qin Jiandan, he would bark, so she withdrew her fingers and asked, "Is it better? Is this enough? Are you pretending to be a hero?"

"No, no." Qin Jiandan raised his upper body from the table, his expression showing as if he had just woken up from a dream.

"It turns out that loving massage can be effective! The information my master gave me was wrong. After all, he is an 80-year-old virgin and has no experience!"

Mu Yue could capture the thermal disturbance near the flying dragon dark pattern through the "super vision" of her right eye. She had known for a long time that her massage was effective, but she still wanted to hear Qin Jiandan's personal confirmation.

"Humph, don't put all the blame on your master. Did your master force you to push Wangyou down? It's because you are lawless and disrespectful, so you think Wangyou can sleep with him if he wants!"

Qin Jiandan got down from the desk and did not refute his wife's accusations. He just nodded in agreement.

Unlike the life-and-death guild struggle, family issues can be solved by being patient and taking a step back. Especially since Mu Yue is a very reasonable person.

Mu Yue took out a bank card from her bag, placed it on the table and pushed it towards Qin Jiandan:
"Strictly speaking, the city police's jurisdiction is only in the inner city. You bullied men and women in the outer city, and I don't have the authority to arrest you. Although it is far from enough, Wangyou can only give a little financial compensation as atonement. You can give Wangyou my salary card."

"Eh? You donated all your salary, what do you spend on yourself?"

Mu Yue's father was addicted to gambling and had long since overspent his retirement account. Although Mu Yue's family had a villa and could afford to hire a housekeeper, they were by no means wealthy among the three major families.

Pushing the bank card closer to Qin Jiandan, Mu Yue said, "I sometimes go to the special police training base to serve as a firearms instructor, and also provide legal training to newcomers. This salary card is specifically used to store this extra income."

Qin Jiandan was so moved that he wiped his tears in a cheesy way: "My wife is so virtuous! My husband did something wrong, and he still asked his wife to pay for it!"

Mu Yue raised her eyebrows: "Who said I have to pay out of my own pocket? You will have to work as a laborer for the police department to pay back the compensation!"

Qin Jiandan nodded repeatedly, and he had managed to get through this stage...

It was getting late, and the Birth Intelligence Group had a series of chaos, so it was not suitable to stay overnight. After Qin Jiandan and Mu Yue discussed, they decided to let Mu Yue, Valei, and Grandma Qianxing return to the inner city together, while Qin Jiandan took Xiaoxia and Fengjian back to the Night Dragon Club headquarters.

"I haven't forgiven you yet."

Mu Yue emphasized this when leaving the office.

Zhu Shengzhi's office pays great attention to privacy, and the door has good sound insulation. Grandma Qianxing, Walei, and Xiaoxia who are waiting outside can't hear clearly what is happening inside.

When Valei saw Mu Yue and Qin Jiandan coming out one after another, he ran up to them with a cheerful look on his face and asked:

"How come the omelette only took 10 minutes including foreplay! Did you have a relapse?"

Qin Jiandan glared at the beast-eared girl and said, "Who allowed you to keep time outside? Your sense of smell is 10 times that of an average person. Can't you smell whether we did it or not?"

Vale held her chin with one hand as if thinking: "That's the theory~ But didn't you say that if we don't practice together, we'll die? So you two must have done it!"

Mu Yue threatened to reconsider Valei's salary assessment, and Valei stopped talking nonsense.

But there is no wall that is impenetrable, and the guards guarding the corridor all thought that the sheriff and the young master had done it, so they whispered and said things like "They have such a good relationship". Although the sheriff was very depressed, he could not explain to them.

Since Qin Jiandan and Mu Yue only had a private meeting for 10 minutes, Xiao Xia was very proud of herself and said something like "sexual indifference is sexual indifference" until Grandma Qian Xing hit her on the head with the hilt of her sword.

"Fried eggs, I think you need this."

Recently, even Grandma Qianxing deliberately pronounced the word "Jiandan" in a not very serious manner. Qin Jiandan took the small card handed over by her grandma.

Eh? I thought my mother-in-law was going to give me her salary card, but it turned out to be a "no-sex card"! ?

Memories that didn't exist before flooded into his mind, and Qin Jiandan discovered that before the timeline was corrected, there were only three strange guilds in Huanshi City, namely the Ox and Horse Association, the Peace Association, and the Street Friends Association. As a result, a fourth strange guild has now appeared, which is the "No-Masturbation Association" that promotes no masturbation everywhere!

On this small card with white characters on a green background, it was densely printed:

Stay away from the harp and cherish your life. Masturbation, extramarital affairs, harm your health and family, spread diseases, indulge in harm to your body, miscarriage, bad luck, poverty and low status. People who are addicted to the harp will be listless, weak all over, unwilling to move, lack of energy, irritable, easily angry, easily lose temper, and unable to concentrate. They will have low self-esteem, depression, and their career and luck will be particularly bad.

Public welfare spreads positive energy: Love Huanshicheng, start with me, and stay away from the seqin.

"Where did you get this thing, Grandma Qianxing? Have you joined the No-Porn Club?"

Granny Qian Xing rolled her eyes and said, "Why would I need this at my age? This was given to me by a street vendor. You young people may have a lot of energy, but you can't indulge in women, or you'll hurt yourself sooner or later."

If it were someone else, Qin Jiandan would have retorted, "I am happy to indulge in women," but he held back because of Grandma Qianxing's identity as the "future master's wife."

There is nothing wrong with moderate abstinence, which can improve self-discipline. But the "No Masturbation Society" is really funny. Just like the "Peace Society" thinks that "peace" is the most important thing, they think that abstaining from sex is the most important thing in the world, as if as long as you abstain from sex, you can immediately become a Buddha, a saint, a rich man, a leader, and your success is limitless.

Qin Jiandan is not that boring. Confucius said: "Food and sex are human nature." It is human nature to eat good food and look at beautiful women. If everyone gave up sex, wouldn't the human race be extinct on the spot?
In front of Mu Yue, Qin Jiandan gave face to Grandma Qian Xing and did not throw away the small card for quitting masturbation. Instead, he solemnly put it into the chest pocket of his vest.

After instructing Mu Yue, Wa Lei and Grandma Qian Xing to be careful on their return trip, Qin Jiandan watched them get on a floating taxi.

Next, Qin Jiandan asked Chen Tom and Jiang Chouyun to temporarily stay at the Shengzhi Group base, and return the command of the Shengzhi Group to Zhu Shengzhi after he recovered from his injuries (from the beatings they caused).

In front of Jiang Chouyun, Chen Tom did not find the opportunity to hand over the intimate photos of the young master and Vale. It was obviously the safest thing to destroy them immediately, but he always wanted to take credit from the young master.

Qin Jiandan was also careless. He thought that when he used the immortal spiritual fire to burn the magical professor to death, the photo on the ground would also be burned to ashes.

Just as Qin Jiandan, Xiaoxia and Fengjian were preparing to take the armored van back to the Night Dragon Society headquarters, the rabbit reporter Ding Ling came up to them timidly:

"Young Master, can I ask you something?"

As a "brown-haired short-eared rabbit" from Furui, Ding Ling is always unable to calm down completely. The furry tail behind his thin shorts sways back and forth, and looks very nice to the touch.

"It's almost the deadline again! I have a manuscript about the Night Dragon Society that I want to submit to the magazine. I wonder if the young master will allow it..."

On top of Ding Ling's lush brown hair, two brown rabbit ears swayed left and right. She listened carefully to the movements around her and was ready to escape immediately if there was any danger.

Xiao Xia, who was already sitting in the back seat of the van, was very impatient. She slammed the half-closed door and cursed:

"Is this the interview where Zhu Shengzhi wants to be the boss? How dare you publish a report that spreads rumors about the young master's death? Believe it or not, I will peel off your rabbit skin and use it as a cushion!"

Ding Ling was so frightened that her breasts, which were disproportionate to her height, began to twitch slightly:

"No, no, the original report has been invalidated! I took a photo of Team Leader Shengzhi being beaten on the stage, and wanted to write a story based on the facts, such as "Zhu Shengzhi failed to usurp power, and Young Master Qin regained control of the guild"..."

Qin Jiandan stood next to the armored van and looked at the rabbit reporter from top to bottom.

Ding Ling was trembling slightly, with beads of sweat oozing from her hands that were holding the camera and her shoulders that were exposed from her short-sleeved shirt with a decorative collar.

Qin Jiandan accidentally saw the belly button and white waist of Rabbit exposed between his shirt and shorts, and quickly recited the mantra of abstinence to avoid having any wild thoughts and letting his wife down.

Feng Jian, who was sitting next to Xiao Xia and closer to the inside, said slowly:

"Anyway, the fact that Zhu Shengzhi came back to life at a funeral and was nearly beaten to death on the spot will soon spread all over the streets. There's no harm in letting Crime Fighter magazine report it first."

Finally seeing someone supporting her, Ding Ling's big eyes were filled with fiery anticipation.

Feng Jian continued, "You will come back with us tonight to the Night Dragon Society headquarters, stay up all night to finish writing the manuscript, and then let me review it. Once it passes the review, it can be published."

"Okay, okay!" Ding Ling hesitated for a moment and then agreed. She was more afraid of the deadline than the Night Dragon Society.

In this way, the van carried Qin Jiandan, Xiao Xia, Feng Jian, and Ding Ling back to the headquarters of the Yelong Society.

Including the time travel, Qin Jiandan had been working non-stop for quite some time. After returning to his guard room, he fell asleep quickly without caring about how Fengjian, Ding Ling and Xiaoxia were working on the manuscript in the "wedding room" next door.

The next morning, Qin Jiandan got up and found that he had overslept and it was past breakfast time in the cafeteria.

Fortunately, Linlin and the intelligence maids downstairs had irregular meals and had their own stove. Qin Jiandan's stomach just growled when Wangyou came in with a breakfast in his hand.

Wangyou, who was wearing a maid outfit, looked normal, but seemed to have difficulty walking, and her eyes were full of resentment when she looked at Qin Jiandan.

After a good sleep, Qin Jiandan felt even more sorry. His previous behavior was due to the fact that he had not had a good rest for too long.

Thinking back to yesterday’s pig’s sudden advance… I don’t know if the important part of Forget Worry is still important.

"Well...I will be responsible for that."

(End of this chapter)