It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 519 [168] What are high-dimensional organs?
Chapter 519 [168] What are high-dimensional organs?
In the evening, while Qin Jiandan was patrolling the first floor of the ecological tower, he recalled his meeting with his senior brother in the underground prison.
After reaching the 18th floor underground via the high-speed elevator, Qin Jiandan saw Ouyang Suixing half-sitting and half-lying behind the laser fence. His body, wearing only swimming trunks, was glowing with a layer of olive oil, and his expression was still particularly demonic.
The person in charge of unclogging his toilet was a soldier named "Alan" from the Nian Society. This guy came to the Border Town Special Zone to steal potatoes to improve his performance. After being detained with the eldest brother for a long time, he has become mentally ill and can only neurotically repeat the same sentence: "Don't do that kind of thing!"
When the eldest senior brother saw Qin Jiandan, he asked, "Where is my Christmas present? Tiger Chi and Master both have one, why is mine missing?"
Qin Jiandan snorted, "Based on the shit you did, do you still think you're qualified to receive a gift? Why is your toilet clogged? What does this have to do with the time-rewriting ability?"
The eldest brother shrugged and showed off his strong muscles:
"After all, time rewriting is a power that was synchronized from Alexander. I just discovered that there are certain flaws when using it."
"What defect would cause the toilet to clog?"
While supervising Alan clearing the toilet, the eldest brother said, "Do you remember when we traveled back 20 years ago and met Alexander, who said that he, a time-traveling person, was already "half a higher-dimensional creature"? "
"So what?"
"We may have both become half-higher-dimensional creatures."
"what?"
The eldest brother stretched out his hands and began to gesture in the air, but no one could tell what he was gesturing.
"Junior brother, after practicing, we can use "time overwrite" to unilaterally transfer our own status to others. I believe that you, like me, have asked others to go to the toilet for you many times, right?"
Qin Jiandan had indeed done so. The young master of the Yelong Society was busy with all kinds of affairs, and he even had to save time for urination and defecation as much as possible.
"Listen to my advice, Senior Brother. From now on, you still have to poop and pee yourself occasionally."
"You still didn't tell me why the toilet was clogged."
The eldest brother continued to gesture, as if he was gesturing the shape of a stomach.
"Scholars have long believed that time does not exist. Time is a record of reality, and the ability to change time is the ability to change reality."
"Time rewrite can change reality, transferring the "facts" that happened to oneself to others. But after many experiments, I found that any "facts" involving the inside of the body are prone to "residual facts". I didn't defecate myself in the past few days, and suddenly I had a strong urge to defecate, and the toilet was blocked all of a sudden."
Qin Jiandan had never encountered such a thing before. He frowned and asked, "Why is this happening?"
"I think time mutants have a second set of intestines in higher dimensions."
"what?"
"Is it strange? I told you that time users are half high-dimensional creatures. Not only the large intestine, but also the stomach, small intestine, bladder... Even if there is a complete second "me" floating in the high-dimensional space, I would not be particularly surprised. Because "time overwrite" should be performed using the high-dimensional space as a transit station."
Qin Jiandan carefully thought about the meaning of his senior brother's words.
"You mean, when I use time rewriting to transfer the fact of "wanting to pee" to someone, this fact first disappears from me, but before I successfully cast it, this fact is first transferred to my bladder in the higher dimension?"
The eldest brother nodded: "That's right. If the target dodges, the time rewrite may miss, but the fact that you want to transfer will still disappear from you."
"And this fact was transferred into my higher-dimensional organs and has been stored there ever since?"
The eldest brother pointed to the toilet that was finally unblocked and was making a gurgling sound:
"Even if the time rewrite didn't miss, there's a chance that the transfer of facts inside the body will produce a certain amount of 'residual facts'. That shit just now was really huge and filling..."
Qin Jiandan covered his nose and said, "What kind of description is this?... Anyway, what you want to tell me is that time-based people unconsciously build a backup of their own bodies in the high-dimensional space, and then feces and other things are also taken as part of the backup and enter the high-dimensional space. There is a chance that they will remain in the high-dimensional space and not be completely excreted. So try not to let others defecate for you, right?"
"That's right." The eldest brother said, "Whether it's a high-dimensional bladder or a high-dimensional large intestine, the storage capacity is far greater than that of the low-dimensional world. If you always let others go to the toilet for you, one day you will suddenly get sick and excrete an extremely abnormal amount at once, clogging the toilet like I did."
At this time, Alan took the toilet flushing tool, bent down and walked out of a small narrow door of the laser prison. The laser fence detected his identity and temporarily closed the two light beams.
The laser prison couldn't hold the elder brother in the first place. His master had sealed several of his acupuncture points, and he couldn't fully control his body. Recently, Allen had been taking care of the elder brother's daily life.
Alan walked past Qin Jiandan in a daze, preparing to return to his own cell.
Without any warning, Qin Jiandan suddenly created the Mysterious Ice Blade and pierced Alan's heart with it!
“Gah!”
Alan screamed, and Qin Jiandan grabbed his forehead with his other hand, releasing the immortal spiritual fire, burning Alan to ashes in an instant!
The eldest senior brother was so angry that he almost jumped up from the ground even though his acupoints were sealed: "Qin Jiandan, what are you doing? Why did you want to kill him?" Qin Jiandan patted the flying ash stuck to his trouser legs and said coldly: "When I was talking to you about the details of time rewriting just now, he regained his normal look for a moment. He was obviously pretending to be crazy to gain sympathy, hoping that we would release him so that he could report to Alexander."
The eldest brother slapped his thigh and said, "What if you saw it wrong? Why are you so unkind to women?"
Qin Jiandan snorted, "This is a war. It's impossible for everyone to have a happy ending in a war. If I'm wrong, let him curse me as a demon."
The eldest brother gritted his teeth and said, "Well, I'm a little fed up anyway... When will you send someone in next time?"
Qin Jiandan said: "I will not send anyone in again. Big Brother, you can either choose to rot here alone, or regain your identity and work hard for the Night Dragon Society. I have discussed with Master, if you are willing to go out and set up an "abnormal group" to accommodate all kinds of weirdos, it is not impossible to let you out."
The eldest brother laughed and said, "What good will it do for me to obey you and Master's orders?"
Qin Jiandan said loudly: "If you stay here, no one like Allen will be sent down. If you choose to go out and create the "Abnormal Group", at least you will have freedom of movement. The master will not unblock all your acupuncture points, but he can guarantee that you will recover to 70% of your original combat power."
"Hmph, have I recovered to the point where I can't beat you? It's enough to deal with most enemies... What do you and Master want me to do and what don't do?"
"You and your Abnormal Group must act in accordance with the interests of the Night Dragon Society. You cannot attack people with a Night Dragon Society background. Some enemies are not suitable to be touched at the moment, such as George from the Olive Group who signed a treaty with the Night Dragon Society on behalf of the Nian Society... I will issue you a banned list."
Talking about George from the Olive Group, the eldest brother licked his lips while reminiscing.
Qin Jiandan lowered his voice slightly at this point, because what he was about to say had not been approved by his master.
"Big Brother, you just need to abide by the agreement. When we overthrow the company and make the Night Dragon Society the master of Huanshi City, we will distribute the women of West City to everyone, and the men of West City will be at your disposal. How about that?"
Since Qin Jiandan had been promised something by the sheriff, he also started to make promises to his senior brother.
The eldest brother's eyes lit up: "Master, will you agree to this?"
Qin Jiandan felt a little guilty, but tried to remain calm on the surface: "Master's stance has softened a bit now, and he is more flexible than before. He instructed me to allow you to do this, but don't ask Master about this in person after you leave, otherwise he will lose face."
"Okay. I'll think about it!"
Leaving the eldest brother to think about it slowly, Qin Jiandan briefly reported to his master and took Fengjian to inspect the first floor of the ecological tower as planned. The brothers Zhang Daju and Zhang Xima, who were in charge of the construction, accompanied them.
Fengjian has small steps and is pregnant, so Qin Jiandan prepared a balance bike for her to get around.
This balance bike has handholds in the front and training wheels on the sides. Fengjian also wears knee pads, elbow pads and a helmet, just to be prepared. Even if the ecological tower suddenly collapses, he will only suffer minor injuries.
"Master, how is it? My brother and I worked all night long on the design. The first floor is already quite interesting, right?"
The Zhang brothers, who are obsessed with smelly feet, received a sealed tool box from the young master as a Christmas gift. They were overjoyed and thought that the young master could understand their interests and hobbies and might be a kindred spirit.
Similar to the Central Tower, the core of the Eco Tower is a vertical farm that is not open to the public, while the rest of the building is a shopping mall and entertainment venue for consumption.
The afterglow of the setting sun poured into the spacious hall through the large glass windows. Wherever Qin Jiandan and others went, rows of fill lights on the ceiling would light up.
Fengjian's balance car made a faint buzzing sound as it drove slowly, and the fully armed silver-haired loli looked left and right from time to time.
A song with a cheerful rhythm suddenly sounded, and an electronic synthetic image of Andy Lau appeared on the large LED screen on the wall. The song he sang was "Congratulations on Your Prosperity in Christmas".
Congratulations on your Christmas fortune. Good luck will come to you.
There are gifts piled up under the Christmas tree~ Santa Claus is coming with his sleigh
Congratulations on your Christmas and happiness!
Snow flakes are falling ~ Christmas tree lights are flashing
Send blessings to your door
The singing was a bit too loud, so Zhang Xima quickly explained, "Young Master, the underground first floor is going to be turned into a supermarket, and the staff are testing the sound system right now. I'll ask them to turn down the music right away!"
Zhang Daju took out a bulky walkie-talkie and scolded the debugger, and the music really became quieter.
This is an imitation of the police department's walkie-talkie purchased on the black market, but it is very ineffective and can only be used inside the eco-tower.
The company obviously doesn't like people owning portable digital products that can communicate and record images at any time, so it prohibits the development, sale and use of mobile phones. Although everyone has heard of the "mobile phone", there is nowhere to buy it, and the relevant parts cannot be assembled on the black market.
Fengjian would take out the recorder from time to time and fix it on the hand-held device of the balance bike. In addition to recording some data and information to prepare for operations, he seemed to be handling the work of the Falling Cherry Blossom Group remotely.
"Young Master, when you took Team Leader Xiao Xia to a high-end restaurant in the inner city, the cost was deducted from her bonus. She just learned about this and feels that she has suffered a loss."
Qin Jiandan shrugged: "The bonus is deposited into the public account of the Luoying Group. Once it is in the public account, it will be yours. I used Xiaoxia's bonus to treat her to a meal, which actually allowed that part of the bonus to accompany her in a different way. She should be thanking me."
As he was speaking, Qin Jiandan met Lao Zhao, the general manager of the vertical farm.
(End of this chapter)
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