It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 568 [217] Mental Disability Ninja Scroll
At noon, Qin Jiandan deliberately did not go to the new intelligence room with Rui Shuang to eat the special meal, but went to the cafeteria with Walei and ate from a big pot with the guards.

As a result, Han Shiyu had no reason to go to the Intelligence Department to find Qin Jiandan, and had to eat in the cafeteria that she looked down upon.

"What? Brother-in-law, you are so high up in the social ladder and you are eating crap like synthetic tofu? Aren't there many new vegetables and fruits grown in the vertical farm of the Eco-Tower? Why don't you use them to improve the food?"

Qin Jiandan felt at ease eating synthetic tofu.

"The nutritional value is basically the same. If the guards can eat it, why can't I? Look, Vale is eating it with relish."

There were few vegetarian dishes on Ware's plate, mainly chicken cell protein sausages and minced meat energy bars. I don't know why she picked a lot of bars.

Han Shiyu, who sat opposite Qin Jiandan without permission, glanced at Wali who was sitting diagonally opposite.

"Dog..." Han Shiyu wanted to say "dog thing", but after being reminded by the slightly swollen right cheek, she finally changed her words and said, "How can Valei's status be compared with my brother-in-law?"

"Why can't we compare?" Qin Jiandan stroked Walei's husky's tail from behind, "Walei will give birth to a lot of puppies for me in the future. We will live together with Mu Yue in a big house, eat the same food and drink the same water every day."

Valei stepped on Qin Jiandan's leather shoes under the table and scolded in a low voice: "Don't pull my tail while eating."

Han Shiyu did not use chopsticks, but instead used a fork to poke the octopus intestines of unknown material on her plate.

"My brother-in-law is so cruel. He beat my face so hard that it was swollen like this. I went to the clinic to find Gesang and asked him to give me three tubes of cockroach vitality so that I could barely eat."

Gesang used to be Han Sen's health doctor and had a close relationship with the Han family. Han Shiyu quite liked to seek treatment from Gesang and did not show any particular aversion to cockroaches.

Qin Jiandan ate in silence, and Han Shiyu said, "Brother-in-law, do you know? A few days ago, my grandfather took me to a fashion show in the inner city. The designer launched a kind of "egg-revealing dress" that was unbearable to look at! Fashion designers are simply crazy!"

At this time, a guard came over to greet the young master. Qin Jiandan noticed that the other person looked familiar and seemed to be one of the people who followed him out to buy Christmas gifts last time.

"Young Master, Christmas is coming soon, and more and more Westerners are coming to East City. My brothers are a little confused and want me to come and ask on their behalf. Young Master, is it convenient for you now?"

Qin Jiandan temporarily put down his chopsticks and half turned to the guard: "You ask."

"Well... except for the Sea House District, everyone in East City is educated to discriminate against people from West City. I heard that it is similar in West City. If people from West City don't know what is good for them and come to East City to spend money and make discriminatory remarks or actions towards us, to what extent can we retaliate?"

Qin Jiandan thought for a moment and said, "You think you have extra-legal privileges just because you are from Xicheng. For example, if someone doesn't pay for a meal or behaves like a hooligan, you can beat him up or kill him. But try to keep it a secret from other customers when you do it."

"If it is discriminatory speech and action, you can fight back with corresponding speech and action. Just follow the president's daily teachings and the propaganda on the bus."

Vale interrupted, "I have an idea. The people of West City don't have much creativity, and the most common discriminatory gesture is to imitate squinting eyes. Then everyone can use my gesture to fight back."

After saying that, Vale lowered his head and sniffed his armpits, shook his head in confusion, then sniffed in the other person's direction and immediately showed a disgusted expression.

"Do you understand? This is a way to mock the body odor of white pigs. It is much more lethal than the squinting eyes. The opponent will be defeated when encountering this!"

The guards were overjoyed and came to learn. Vale taught them how to practice together.

A guard sitting in the corner walked towards Qin Jiandan with a somewhat dull expression.

"Young Master, yesterday a foreigner who came to travel fell into the canal. He kept waving at me and repeatedly asked me "Do you want to drink, do you want to drink?" The foreigner was really sick. The canal water was so dirty, how could you drink it without filtering it? I told him not to drink it, and after a while he went diving by himself..."

Han Shiyu didn't like to participate in the guards' discussions, but at this moment she couldn't help but complain: "He is drowning and shouting "help" "help", hoping you can save his life! He didn't go diving, he drowned!"

The guard suddenly realized what was going on and muttered, "You've come to Dongcheng for a tour and you haven't learned Chinese yet. How can I understand you if you shout for help in English?"

After lunch, Han Shiyu said that the Chief of Police had sent her to assist the Night Dragon Society in hunting down the funny ghosts in East City, and that there would be 12 special police officers under her command.

"Is this the other thing the Chief of Police asked you to convey? This is exactly the same thing as the hunt for the funny guy!"

Han Shiyu followed Qin Jiandan through the courtyard garden. She put her hands behind her back and walked with a jumpy step.

"If I don't say that, how could my angry brother-in-law let me stay? Anyway, please take care of me during the time we are hunting down funny ghosts together!"

Qin Jiandan thought for a moment and said, "No. Before the means of defending the subspace come out, I need to stay at the headquarters to protect everyone. You take people to search for the funny ghost in East City, and I will let the Night Dragon Society cooperate with you, but I will not accompany you personally."

"Eh? Brother-in-law, if you don't care about me, what if I get killed?"

"Since you've become a special police officer, you should have been prepared to be killed, right? Whenever it's sunny, Vale goes out to sniff out the bomb demon, and I don't always go with her. She can cooperate with the Night Dragon Society, so why can't you? Are you, a member of the Han family, worse than a dog?"

"..."

Provoked, Han Shiyu finally stomped her feet heavily: "Humph! Then I'll take people there myself! Anyway, don't regret it if my brother-in-law dies!"

Han Shiyu went out the back door and walked towards the Border City Special Zone, turning on the walkie-talkie to contact her subordinates as she walked. Qin Jiandan ordered several guards to follow her and not let Han Shiyu get into danger or cause any trouble. Valei, who had just contacted Mu Yue on the walkie-talkie, ran over to meet Qin Jiandan.

"Jiandan, Mu Yue has applied for a sniper rifle, but you said George Kennedy invited you to go to West City to treat a wealthy man, and you still need him as a middleman for the time being, so the assassination of George will have to wait for a while, right?"

Qin Jiandan nodded: "I just agreed to go, and the anonymous tycoon sent me a deposit of 100 million. He is really generous. Once we earn all the 5000 million he promised, it won't be too late to kill George."

"5000 million..." Vale's eyes sparkled, "Is this enough to build two more floors to the Ecological Tower?"

Not long after Han Shiyu left, Xiao Xia came to the Yelonghui headquarters without permission during afternoon tea time. She claimed that she wanted to send Fengjian some spare clothes, and also brought a rare Shingen Cake, which was said to be made by the "Shingen Cake Immortal" himself after bathing and changing clothes, and it absorbed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.

"Master, I'm bored staying in the castle tower alone! And when I went out to buy something, the 100-yuan bill was blown away by the wind as soon as I took it out of my wallet, causing me to lose 200 yuan!"

In the young master's office, Fengjian was half lying on the red double bed with his eyes closed, Qin Jiandan was sitting in the boss's chair checking computer information, Xiaoxia and Valei were sitting on the sofa together, and she kept complaining to the young master.

While eating Shingen Mochi, Vale asked curiously, "Why did your 100 yuan get blown away by the wind and you ended up losing 200 yuan?"

Xiao Xia sniffed in grief: "I couldn't find the 100 yuan that was blown away, so I took out another 100 yuan and let the wind blow it away to see where it would land. As a result, all 200 yuan was gone!"

Feng Jian, who had his eyes closed to rest, did not seem surprised at all.

"Miss, your IQ has been blown away by the wind a long time ago. When the 'Night Dragon Coin' is officially released, badge-type currency will not be afraid of being blown away by the wind. But Miss, I'm sure there are 1 ways to lose them."

"Kazama, what are you talking about! I'm not that stupid! When I was bored in the castle tower, I invented a very powerful ninjutsu on my own! Let me show you now!"

As she said this, Xiao Xia for some reason took away the glasses that Fengjian had placed beside the bed. She stood on the training mat between the electronic screen wall and the desk, kept the legs of her glasses open, and placed the lenses of her glasses face down on the training mat.

“Fufufufu! The stunt show is about to begin—I’m going to show you how to put on glasses without using your hands!”

“Plop” “Snap!”

The red-haired female ninja first made random seals with her hands, then fell forward like a bag of flour, landing on her face with her head stuck right between her glasses. Her nose was red from the fall, and she sat up very proudly to show off to everyone:
"How's that? You put on your glasses without using your hands at all? That's an amazing skill that no one else can master!"

"..." Qin Jiandan and Wa Lei ate the cakes in silence.

Fengjian opened his eyes and said coldly: "Did you break the spare glasses I left in the castle tower?"

"No, there's nothing I can do! To learn special skills, there must be sacrifices! At least I didn't break this pair of glasses... and you're not nearsighted at all, right, Kazama?"

Fengjian stretched out his left hand towards Xiaoxia with murderous intent, and Xiaoxia took off her glasses from her face and returned them to Fengjian.

"Really? I felt smarter after putting on these glasses just now... After all, the glasses are your true self, Kazama. Anyway, my performance was a success, and I was worthy of the spare glasses left by the deceased Kazama!"

"The money for buying spare glasses will be doubled from your pocket money, young lady!"

"Why is this happening? I'm just killing time and trying to make the young master and everyone else happy!"

At this time, Linlin came in from the direction of the guard room and said, "Everyone is here. I'm going to the circular market in the Border City Special Zone to buy some parts. Brother, are you going there too? If so, we can go together."

Qin Jiandan thought for a moment and said with embarrassment: "Feng Jian might be attacked by the company's subspace, I will try not to stay too far away from her..."

Feng Jian said, "Young Master, Miss Linlin, I also want to go out for some fresh air. Let me go with you."

Xiao Xia cheered, "Great! How about you come with me to the artificial beach at the Ecological Tower? I brought my own swimsuit this time!"

Qin Jiandan curled her lips and said, "No need for that. The scene of you losing to the kids in the watermelon smashing contest on the artificial beach is always lingering in my mind. There's nothing good about a stupid swimsuit."

"I'm not mentally retarded! It was Kazama who spread rumors about me in order to usurp power! I'm just a little bit dumber than Kazama! Just like the difference between a caterpillar and a butterfly!"

Vale interrupted, "Are you sure you are a caterpillar that can turn into a butterfly, and not a maggot?"

"Shut up! You stupid dog who loves eating shit like a maggot!"

Vale raised two fingers. "Is it because Omelette hasn't taught you a lesson recently that you've become more courageous? I don't mind doing it for you!"

"Alright, alright." Linlin came over to smooth things over. "We're all family, so there's no need to talk about whether to teach them a lesson or not. Since you've decided to go to the Special Administrative Region, get ready and go together."

Qin Jiandan said, "Linlin, why are you wearing this hooded dress? Isn't this a raincoat? Why did you put it on before going out? And it's not raining outside."

Linlin seemed a little flustered: "Although it's not raining now, it might rain in a while! Anyway, it's better to be prepared!"

(End of this chapter)