It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?

Chapter 572 [221] Please take the bullet for me!

In "Quantum Cocktail Battle", Xiao Xia and Zhu Shengzhi had an ineffective discussion about who was more unhygienic, Miyamoto Musashi or the beggar Zhu Yuanzhang.

Han Yuxiang, who was sitting opposite the S-shaped bar, complained to Qin Jiandan that he had encountered two execution votes on the Dark Web. Although both times the votes did not reach 100, they were blown up, causing him to lose his appetite and sleep, and he had already suffered from severe neurasthenia.

After exchanging places with Xiao Xia, Feng Jian has been operating the recorder in her hand. She slowly said, "Mr. Han Yuxiang, do you know that your old lover "Jiao Jiao" is working under Team Leader Sheng Zhi?"

Han Yuxiang was flattered to be addressed as "Sir" by Fengjian, who was pregnant with the young master's child.

"Who is Jiaojiao? Are you talking about the female operator who works in the prison?"

Feng Jian nodded as if he had understood something. "Mr. Han Yuxiang is indeed the recognized scumbag of the Dark Space Network. Has he lost count of his lovers? Jiaojiao was half an insider in the "Sensory Link" incident. After she was used by you, she was driven by the rioting prisoners in turn. She thought she couldn't make it in the inner city, so she ran to the outer city to join the Bio-Intelligence Group. Now she is a very popular adult telephone operator."

Zhu Shengzhi found that the topic was directed to him, so he stopped arguing with Xiao Xia and interrupted, saying, "You are talking about the 'Jiaojiao Hotline'! Jiaojiao is very talented, and her most popular call topic is: I will tell you a story about a prison riot..."

Feng Jian had a blank expression on his face: "Mr. Han Yuxiang, I have read your execution voting discussion post. The crimes listed by everyone are mainly scumbags and economic crimes. In particular, the act of abandoning a lover is very despicable. I have a plan that can offset everyone's anger towards you and greatly reduce the probability of the funny ghost executing you."

Han Yuxiang was very excited: "Is there any way? Staff Officer Fengjian, please save me quickly!"

"Marry Jiaojiao right now and hold a grand wedding."

"what?"

"You are already quite old and still unmarried, aren't you? Many lovers only take the bait when they see the vacant position of the wife, and Jiaojiao is the same. I checked on my own and found that Jiaojiao has the lowest status and the worst reputation among your ex-lovers. If you are willing to marry her, your reputation as a scumbag can be washed away by half, and the funny ghost will think that your behavior is very funny, and would rather let you live a funny life than let you die a funny death."

"This..." Han Yuxiang's forehead was covered with sweat. He admitted in his heart that Fengjian's idea was effective, but Jiaojiao was definitely not the type suitable to be a wife. To say that she was fickle and promiscuous was an understatement.

"In fact, the vote for your execution was most likely issued by an ex-lover like Jiaojiao. Even if you kill all your ex-lover, there will still be people who know about this and are dissatisfied with you. Especially the funny ghost. You must do something funny enough to please the funny ghost, otherwise you will never be able to eat or sleep again."

Han Yuxiang bit his newly repaired teeth and said, "Let me think about it. Give me some time to think about it..."

Zhu Shengzhi yelled at the side: "What? You want to marry Jiaojiao? I'm so sorry."

"how?"

"I said I only date women who can be won over with money, and your wife happens to be particularly obsessed with money..."

"Asshole! I haven't even said I'm actually going to marry her yet!"

Hu Chi and Doctor Li were very busy, but they still took some time to sit in the bar for a while. Qin Jiandan introduced them to the Police Department.

"Our doctor, Dr. Li, likes to play jokes on his patients, so you don't have to take him seriously when you seek treatment. Of course, those who are afraid can seek treatment from Gesang. Gesang's cockroach transfer... no, life transfer is still very effective."

When Gesang was a health doctor under Han Sen, many people in the police department had seen him, and Han Sen's son Han Yuxiang was even more familiar with him. When entering the first floor shopping mall of the Eco Tower, the "Shaman Spirit Shop" opened by Gesang and Aunt He was very eye-catching. The various messy items in the glass counter were expensive even in the inner city.

A female police officer sat on Qin Jiandan's right side. Qin Jiandan thought it was Mu Yue who came back, but out of the corner of his eye he first saw the tight curve of her buttocks.

Eh? There's no reason for Mu Yue to suddenly switch her uniform to police combat mode!

"Little Orange? What are you doing here?"

Han Shiyu touched her short black and orange hair. Under the bar's purple neon lights, the girl smiled and looked full of energy.

"Don't call me by my nickname in public. I've been leading a team to hunt down funny ghosts these days, and I deliberately delayed for a few days, waiting for the swelling on my right face to completely subside before coming to see my brother-in-law. Brother-in-law, do you regret hitting me?"

Qin Jiandan snorted, "If you dare to say bad things about Mu Yue again, I will beat you up. Do you have any clues in the search for the funny ghost?"

Han Shiyu quickly pressed a few buttons on the operation panel and mixed the cocktail very skillfully. After waiting for the robot arm to bring the cocktail, she drank the aqua-blue liquid and said:

"You guys are so relaxed here. The funny guy is very cunning, and there is obviously more than one person active in East City. The funny guy who calls himself "Ibash" gave up his position as a staff officer of the Cowboy Group. Did you know about this, brother-in-law?"

"I know. The Cloud Group reported it to me. Ibash is obviously a pseudonym. He suggested that the Cowboy Group transform into the Great Minos people just to stage a farce. The execution vote is more interesting now, so it's not surprising that he got rid of the Great Minos."

Hearing that Han Shiyu was hunting down funny ghosts, Han Yuxiang asked nervously, "Shiyu, how many funny ghosts are there? When will the one who killed my father be caught?"

Han Shiyu rolled her eyes at Han Yuxiang, who was his uncle. "You ask me, who should I ask? Why does your mouth stink? Did you smoke e-cigarettes?"

Han Yuxiang was afraid that Han Shiyu would go crazy, so he quickly said, "It's not me! I've quit smoking for many years! It was Zhu Shengzhi who smoked a cigar before he came!" Zhu Shengzhi said angrily, "How dare you betray your friend? Just because I slept with your future wife, you don't recognize me as your friend?"

Han Shiyu's eyes flickered, revealing her interest: "Your future wife? Are you going to get married? Who is your wife?"

Xiao Xia, who was always worried about the world being in turmoil, laughed twice and said, "It's Jiaojiao, the hotline girl under Zhu Shengzhi!"

Han Shiyu swirled the ice-blue liquid in the cup and drew circles on the rim with her fingertips: "Jiaojiao...who is she?"

Qin Jiandan saw Han Shiyu occupying Mu Yue's seat, and fortunately there was no personal belongings on the seat. Qin Jiandan got up and went to the corner to find Mu Yue, wanting to see if Mu Yue felt as lonely as he did.

However, before he had taken five steps, Mu Yue came back in the original direction and the two of them bumped into each other head-on.

"Eh? Honey, you missed me too? It's been five minutes since we last met!"

"Don't be so frivolous. I saw the people brought by Shiyu standing guard outside. Do they have any clues about the funny ghost?"

The background music in the bar suddenly stopped, replaced by a strange voice.

"Everyone from the Night Dragon Society and the Police Department! I am just the executor of the series of executions, a funny guy! Guess who I plan to execute today?"

Qin Jiandan immediately and vigilantly protected Mu Yue behind him. Even the drunk people in the bar took out their weapons and looked for cover.

Mu Yue's black hair lifted slightly in the energy fluctuations, and a torrent of data flowed through the pupil of her right eye: "Super vision cannot lock the opponent's position. He should still be hiding in the subspace."

"Oh no! They must be here to kill me!" Han Yuxiang ran under the bar in a panic, but he bumped into Han Shiyu's feet. Han Shiyu kicked him twice with her toes when she stood up.

"What's so scary? The worst that can happen is death. It's really embarrassing to have an uncle like you!"

Han Shiyu pulled out the melta pistol from her service belt and switched it directly to the highest gear. She loudly ordered the men standing guard outside the door to enter combat mode.

Xiao Xia's seat was across from Han Yuxiang, and she quickly pulled Feng Jian's hand to leave together. "Hurry up, stupid staff officer, be careful we won't get caught in the crossfire!"

"Miss Silly, that's called 'the fish in the pond are affected'. Let me tell you a little-known fact: most fish cannot be drowned."

Xiaoxia pulled Fengjian to hide in the crowd, saying that if I die, I have to find someone to take my place. Zhu Shengzhi also wanted to run, but Han Yuxiang, who was under the bar, grabbed his trouser legs.

"Brother Shengzhi, don't run! We even share a wife, you can't abandon me! Please block the bullet for me later..."

"Can you block the damn bullets just like that? The funny guy used the reverse armor-piercing bullets, which killed even the Yin Beast with one shot, and my face couldn't defend against it! Besides, who knew you wanted to marry Jiaojiao? If I knew she would become your wife in the future, I would never touch her even if I die!"

"Don't leave me alone! As long as I don't die, I'll marry you!"

"Get out! Let me go! Don't come over here! Ahhh, are you planning on using me as a human shield, you despicable villain!"

The farce of Han Yuxiang and Zhu Shengzhi entangled with each other and vying to use each other as a meat shield lasted for a long time, and even the funny ghost was a little tired of it.

"Han Yuxiang, Zhu Shengzhi, it won't be surprising if I execute you two at any time. But today I am not here for you. Today's target of execution is the conscience of the Han family, the outlier among the three major families - Chief Sheriff Han Muyue!"

"Huh?" Han Yuxiang was surprised and relieved at the same time. Others were indignant.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Zhu Shengzhi deserves to die a hundred million times more than Sheriff Mu Yue!"

"Kill with a Thousand Swords!"

"Funny guy, are you crazy?"

The voice of the funny ghost continued to float out from the radio of the hijacked bar: "Hahahaha! How could I become a funny ghost if I'm not crazy? People who should die don't die, and people who shouldn't die die instead. Isn't this funny?"

Qin Jiandan protected Mu Yue even more closely behind him. He not only invoked the Steel Armor Breathing Technique, but also used his internal strength to strengthen his defense.

The funny ghost laughed and said, "Master Qin, I have to inform you in advance that the bullets I used were stolen from the company. They may be a little more powerful than the Night Dragon Society's armor-piercing bullets. Your steel armor breathing method may not be able to defend against them."

Qin Jiandan snorted, "Even if I don't know the Steel Armor Breathing Technique, I will protect my wife! And isn't your rule '100 votes for punishment, five votes for exemption'? I raise my hand to prove that Mu Yue is innocent!"

(End of this chapter)