It's okay for me to bully my wife for the sake of the young master's dignity, right?
Chapter 574 [223] The Great Chapter of the North Pole Immortal
Chapter 574 [223] The North Pole Immortal Celebrates a Great Festival
On December 12, the long-awaited Christmas finally arrived. The Border Town Special Zone, with the Ecological Tower as its landmark, was decorated with lights and colors. Even the days of snow could not conceal the lively festive scene.
In front of the ecological tower, there is not only a giant holographic projection of Santa Claus, but also special activities such as the blessing of the God of Wealth played by real people, lion and dragon dances, etc. On the back of Santa Claus's pants, the four characters "North Pole Immortal" are secretly written.
Chairman Qin Qi covered half of his face with a cloak and made a rare appearance at the venue, claiming that he wanted to "have fun with the people." He stood among Qin Jiandan and others and watched the lion and dragon dances for a while in an effort to dispel outside suspicions that "Qin Qi is dead."
Grandma Qianxing was sent by the Police Department to maintain law and order at the scene. When Qin Qi returned to the Yelonghui headquarters alone, she followed him for a long time and finally couldn't help but show up in a secluded place.
"Old ghost, when is the next time you want to compete with me? Do you want me to wait until you get better?"
Qin Qi kept his back to Grandma Qian Xing when he was talking to her: "Old Cat, you are diligent in your practice. I killed too many people when I was young. Now I can kill one less person, so I will kill one less person."
Granny Qianxing's cat whiskers stood up, and her furry claws rested on the hilt of the red-bladed crystal energy sword.
"How dare you look down on me and think that I will definitely die if you use your real skills?"
"What else? Your defense is too weak after you became a Furui. Although you may be able to hurt me, it is still a self-sacrificing fighting style. If you practice for a few more years, you may become the best master in the world after me."
"Wait until you die of old age to become the best master? I don't want that kind of empty reputation!"
Qin Qi was silent for a moment, with a rare bit of fatigue in his sharp eyes: "A little girl like Mu Yue knows how to put the overall situation first, but an elder like you doesn't understand? Fighting me here, whether you win or lose, is just a vain reputation. The Ni'an Association and the company will not let us build the Border City Special Zone. If they don't attack today, they will attack tomorrow. As long as you wait here, you will have no shortage of opponents. Wait until you kill them all before coming to me."
"Okay, then it's a deal!"
At the circular market in the Border Town Special Zone, Yelong will distribute free snacks such as candied haws and donuts to all the children present, ensuring that everyone, whether rich or poor, will gain something.
With the vigorous promotion of the Chief of Police and others, many people from the inner city and the west city who like to celebrate Christmas came, and they were also quite interested in the unique culture of the east city. The Sanyi Temple, the Sanzu Temple and the Sanniangniang Temple were crowded with people. Aunt He sent Cuihua to sell shaman spiritual objects there, and she really fooled a lot of people.
In the shopping mall on the first floor of the Eco-Tower, Naples Pizza and Lao Wang Fried Chicken were three times more popular than usual. As the queues were too long, the rat man A Ku performed stilt walking with two chopsticks to relieve the pressure of the customers, which was very popular.
Ding Jingshuang brought her daughter Ding Ling to show their support. Rabbit reporter was jumping around and taking notes everywhere. Whenever he saw a person worth interviewing, he would thrust the recorder towards them and was enjoying it very much.
In order to divert traffic and reduce the risk of chaos, the surrounding factories of the Fallen Cherry Blossom Group released the "Super Baji Christmas Commemorative Edition" at the same time, causing the senior sisters to rush to buy it frantically to prevent them from causing trouble in the Ecological Tower.
The "Luokakura Hotel" located opposite the "Shengchi Hotel" opened at a lightning speed. It is said that Koxia knelt down and asked Kazama to advance funds in order to open the store. She is worthy of being the leader of the Luoying group who is good at dogeza.
"Come on! Come and eat! It's definitely better than the Sheng Zhi Hotel across the street!"
In order to compete with Zhu Shengzhi for business, Xiao Xia personally stood behind the reception counter of Luoying Hotel as a receptionist.
"Look at the name of the boss Zhu Shengzhi, it sounds so greasy! He even pretended to be a monk, saying that eating their blessed food can increase merits, it's so funny!"
"Fuck you!" Zhu Shengzhi, who was wearing a cassock and dressed like an abbot of a temple, started scolding Xiao Xia across the crowd.
"You know nothing about being horny to the young master! Every meal in my house is recited with the Heart Sutra more than 20 times before it is served. It is full of nutrition and merit. If you don't eat my merit-filled meal on Christmas, Santa Claus will put you on the bad boy list next year!"
"Bah!" Xiao Xia pulled down her left eyelid, stuck out her tongue and made a face, "What's the use of chanting? Your chef definitely doesn't even wash his hands before cooking! What's the point of stewing Buddha Jumps Over the Wall? It's more like Buddha Jumps Over the Toilet!"
"Damn it, Xiao Xia, you're going too far! If it weren't for the fact that the young master slept with you, I would have had someone smash your store long ago! You're obviously jealous that we can make Buddha Jumps Over the Wall, unlike you who can only make scrambled eggs with tomatoes!"
"What's that? Do you know what's that? Ours is 'French sweet and sour tomato slices with buttered egg cubes'! We also have blackfoot chicken soup that's been slow-cooked for two and a half hours. It has a higher nutritional value than the Central Tower!"
Since all the dining venues were packed, even though Xiao Xia and Zhu Shengzhi were attacking each other, many tourists came to Luoying Hotel and Shengzhi Hotel to eat and listen to crosstalk for free.
In order to please Chairman Qin Qi, Zhu Shengzhi arranged for several people to sing Henan Bangzi in the hotel. They sang in a mock tone:
"Three days after the winter solstice, Jesus was born in Zhumadian. The three immortals sent a box of apples, five pounds of meat and ten pounds of flour. The maid held red eggs, and Joseph was busy rolling out the dumpling skins. The waiter brought brown sugar ginger water and shouted: Sister Maria, drink it and you won't be afraid of the cold!"
There was no one in the Luoying group who could sing Henan Bangzi, so Xiao Xia had to take the technological route and said that in addition to the automatic beverage machine, there was also an "automatic rice serving machine" in the Luoying Hotel. In fact, it was to let Ninja Shiro hide behind the machine and secretly serve rice to people, and then push it out through a small window.
"What? You said there's someone behind the automatic rice dispenser? You must have seen it wrong, and ninjas aren't human! Oh, come and buy this Kin'e Cake! It's made of sweet bean filling wrapped in flour and baked. You can't buy it normally. I asked the Kin'e Cake Immortal to make 100 more today. First come, first served!"
An old man from Dongcheng dressed like a martial arts master came to Luoying Hotel for dinner. He pointed at a female angel clock ornament behind the counter and asked Xiaoxia: "What is this?"
Xiao Xia was about to tell the truth, but then she suspected that the other party was a secret agent sent by Qin Qi to check whether everyone had forgotten their ancestors after the Western festival. Otherwise, how could they not even recognize angels?
"This is an angel... no, a Gad messenger... no, it's a foreign fairy!"
Mu Yue brought Grandma Qianxing and Vale, as well as dozens of police officers to strengthen the security of the ecological tower. Even Jenny and her husband Xu Ritian volunteered to participate in the operation. After a whole day of Christmas, there was no incident bigger than queue-jumping and swearing in the street. After a day of business, Xiao Xia's Falling Cherry Blossom Hotel made a lot of money. As a poster girl, she thought she had made a contribution to the country, so she took out her long-collected fairy wand and squatted in the atrium garden of the headquarters to set off fireworks to celebrate the successful opening of the hotel.
When Qin Jiandan passed by there, he happened to see Xiaoxia curled up in a ball shape, the silver flakes from the fairy wand stretched out diamond-shaped spots on the black fishnet stockings. Xiaoxia leaned back slightly to adjust her center of gravity, and the smooth arc of her knees looked like the down feathers of a swan's curved neck.
Xiao Xia is still quite confusing when she doesn't speak or make any big movements. Just looking at the static way she sets off fireworks, no one can tell that she is a fool.
"Swish--" the last firework stick spun out a spiral light track in the palm of the hand, and the poplar tree in the atrium suddenly shook off the snow, scaring Xiao Xia so much that she jumped up.
"Eh? So it's snow? I was just getting into it, what a jerk!"
"KY" is the abbreviation of "read the air" in Japanese, which means some people do not consider the atmosphere when they speak or do things. In short, they are not tactful.
Qin Qi, who was wearing a cloak and walking beside Qin Jiandan, frowned and asked, "What did you say?"
Because of the cold weather, Fengjian was reluctant to go out. Shiro, who was dragged by Xiaoxia to watch the fireworks, immediately knelt down in the snow to apologize: "President, please forgive the Luoying team for the offense! Please also forgive the team leader for speaking English!"
Actually, KY is not an English word, but since English letters are used, it certainly cannot be said to be Chinese.
Because today's Christmas marketing was very successful, Qin Jiandan was in a good mood. He helped Xiao Xia out and said, "Xiao Xia wanted to say "K丫的" in the old Beijing dialect, but because she didn't study well, she accidentally said KY. I will let her study hard in the future, Master, please don't mind."
Qin Qi snorted: "Fortunately, it was Fengjian from the Falling Cherry Group who got pregnant with your child, not her."
After waiting for Qin Qi to walk away, Xiao Xia, who was kneeling beside Silang, raised her head tremblingly.
"I'm so scared! Why did the president come out of seclusion twice today? It's so cold in the snow! My fishnet stockings are revealing!"
Xiao Xia squatted and knelt when she was told to squat, and she stood up very quickly when she was frightened. Qin Jiandan couldn't help but think of Linlin's injured leg when he saw the scene.
"Master, when we conquer the entire Ringstone City one day, we won't really kill all the foreigners as some people say, right?"
Qin Qi's laughter was colder than the snow: "The barbarians fear power but not virtue. Even if we don't kill them for the time being, we must retain the military power to kill them all at any time."
Then he added: "We can keep the foreign women, so as to put an end to the "want both" mentality of the Fairy Group. The Fairy Group spews shit every day, as if Hu Ji can't have children."
Qin Jiandan thought to himself: I can’t just kill foreign men randomly, I promised to leave them to my senior brother…
"Master, actually, Linlin is a little concerned about the Night Dragon Society's slogans. She became more of a homebody after her hair turned pink. She was afraid that someone would gossip about her bloodline."
Qin Qi said angrily: "What gossip are you talking about? What gossip is there? Han Yu said, "When Chinese enter the barbarians, they become barbarians; when barbarians enter China, they become Chinese." As long as you identify with and inherit Chinese culture, you are Chinese regardless of your bloodline! Linlin looks a bit like Hu Ji, but she is not really Hu Ji in terms of culture. Who dares to look down on her? Jiandan, do you look down on her?"
Qin Jiandan smiled bitterly: "How could I possibly look down on Linlin?"
"Humph! I don't think you dare! I tell you, when I die of illness, you have to make the decision for Linlin. If you can't find a suitable candidate, you can marry her yourself! And you must never let Linlin become a concubine!"
"Huh? What about the Sheriff?"
"You figure out a way to deal with Mu Yue yourself! If it doesn't work out, you can become the emperor yourself. Mu Yue and Lin Lin can be the empress of the East Palace and the West Palace respectively, right?"
"Master, have you been drinking today? I have never thought of becoming an emperor!"
"Ringstone City is such a shabby place, even an imperial system is better than corporate rule! Anyway, the effect of the ancestral-level Yin Beast Tonic Soup cooked by Doctor Li is average. I don't think it can cure my illness. The Night Dragon Society and Linlin will rely on you in the future... If you mess up these two things, I won't let you go even if I become a ghost!"
Recalling the prison ghost "Lao Da" who awakened superpowers after death, Qin Jiandan felt that there was a possibility that his master had turned into a fierce ghost.
"Today is Christmas... it's the festival of the North Pole Immortal. Master, please don't say anything unlucky. If anything happens to you as the emperor, I will send the quack doctor Li to the imperial mausoleum to accompany you!"
By this time, the two had already walked to the vicinity of the clinic, and Doctor Li would practice Tai Chi under the tree to keep fit regardless of the weather.
"Eh? Jiandan, who are you going to send to be buried with you? When you become emperor, don't forget to appoint me as your imperial physician. Whoever you order to be executed, give me the body for dissection and research!"
(End of this chapter)
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