Abstraction for a bad world

Chapter 137 Kids, This Is Not Funny

Chapter 137 Kids, This Is Not Funny (4k)

[You have obtained the achievement - Hell Start]

[Hell Start: Uh... my friend, I mean this literally, you were indeed born in hell. ]

[Reward: Physical Fitness +10, Soul Strength +10, and obtain the blessing of the hero [Saintess of Reincarnation]. ]

[Blessing of the Saint of Reincarnation: Your recovery ability is greatly enhanced, your mind becomes more active, and the erosion speed of the "Sevenfold Abyss" on you is slowed down by 50%. ]

[Tip: Please accumulate energy as soon as possible to start the first evolution. ]

——Fuck it, one million horses of the Fist of Doom, turn them for me!
——Lord of all things, die!
Subconsciously, instinctively, Yuan Qingzhuo used all his strength to swing out his soft little pink fist.

Then he felt his fist being firmly wrapped by a warm palm.

"Farlandel, this child seems to be quite energetic."

"He is a descendant of a [hero]?"

"Ah, that's not true."

"As for ordinary humans, no matter how many of them come now, they can only be used as cannon fodder, An."

"I don't agree with that... because these children are the hope of the future."

"Then it's up to you."

Yuan Qingzhuo opened his eyes dazedly.

Then, I was completely stunned.

Oh my god, where is this?
What comes into view are two towering and majestic mountains covered in black and white cloth. Looking up further, you will see a quiet and gentle face.

Yuan Qingzhuo could see that it was she who caught the "Fist of Destruction" that was spinning at a million speeds, and was now shaking her Fist of Destruction with a smile on her face.

--nun?
Original clear and pure thought.

But why is it so big?
A little too big, though.

If you calculate it in proportion, this is bigger than your head!

Wait a minute...

Yuan Qingzhuo turned his head quickly as if he had guessed something, and saw an unfamiliar ceiling, rows of cribs, and nuns standing next to them.

Of course, there was also the gentle Sister Ann who was holding him, and the brown-haired girl who was sitting in a wheelchair with a sour face as if a horse had died.

——Is she the one called Farandelle?

No, that's not the point!

Yuan Qingzhuo quickly shook his head, then hit the wall softly.

He opened his mouth, somewhat incredulous:

——Damn it, I feel like I have become a newborn baby who will collapse if he falls to the ground?
Therefore,
——I will attack in baby form to crush the difficulty of suffering???
No, please calm down and be cool.

He breathed a sigh of relief.

Let’s sort out the current situation first. After all, who can be sure whether this is a dungeon world with [Misery] difficulty?

OK, let’s first open an old friend on Tieba whom I haven’t seen for a long time.

He reached out towards Ann's chest, causing the nun to curl her lips.

Tieba, start——!
【Original Cleansing】

[Age: 3 day]

[Rank: Zero Rank]

[Physique: 11]

[Soul Strength: ∞]

[Blessing: Blessing of the Saint of Reincarnation]

[Achievement: Hell Start]

[Number of evolutions: 0]

[Evolution progress bar: 0%]

Yuan Qingzhuo:?

Why is your post different from the one I used before?

As if to solve Yuan Qingzhuo's doubts, in a moment, a line of prompts appeared in front of him.

[The current environment is detected as "extremely dangerous", and "Tieba user 114514" has completed "The Burial of Hibiscus King" and "Post-Apocalypse: New World" with a "perfect evaluation". ]

【Therefore, this system makes some benign changes to adapt to the current environment. 】

The BYD system is quite smart, I understand.

Yuan Qingzhuo smacked his lips twice, fiddled with his mind, found the original Tieba interface and clicked on it.

Oh, no change.

He can still browse posts, and even reply and post at will after his level is raised.

Yuan Qingzhuo changed his name, searched for Hydra's name, and then attacked her fiercely.

Yes, I can reply.

However, the reward for posting is gone.

It's a small thing.

The key point is... let me find out if this is a world of suffering difficulty.

Thinking of this, Yuan Qingzhuo looked at the nun with his big eyes blinking, and then glanced at the brown-haired girl who was beginning to close her eyes and rest.

The nun's name is "Ann", and the other one in the wheelchair is called "Frandel"?
Let’s search for “Flandre” first.

[Hope Hydra Strategy Guide "Mirror Lotus of the End" [Suffering] Difficulty Record Post (Essence)]

[Sedimentary Sea: Even though I was beaten up dozens of times by Farandel the Fountain Guardian, I, Hydra, am still invincible in the world! ]

Yuan Qingzhuo:?

He read on with doubt.

Then, he easily determined that he was now in another world of [Misery] difficulty, "Mirror Lotus of the End".

Because the "Flandel's screenshot.jpg" posted by Hydra is exactly the same as the Sima face next to him.

Soon, Yuan Qingzhuo had a general understanding of the background and environment of the current world.

Anyway, the world is about to be eroded by the abyss and destroyed, and the player has to become a savior to save the world...

As such.

Most of them are of no reference value.

Because most of the posts in the forum are about how to prevent the world from being eroded by the abyss.

And Yuan Qingzhuo discovered that he was probably in the abyss.

So he just treats the world background as a story.

Well, the "Starting from Hell" achievement is indeed very appropriate.

After figuring out the basic environment, Yuan Qingzhuo was just about to study how to use the newly emerged [Evolution] function when he heard a burst of crying next to his ear.

Right next to me.

So, the silent Yuan Qingzhuo was put back in the crib. He blinked and saw An quickly picked up the crying baby girl.

Yuan Qingzhuo's pupils shrank slightly.

Because he actually saw two small black bumps on the baby girl's head!

--dragon?

Such thoughts popped up in Yuan Qingzhuo's mind as he had just browsed the forum.

"Don't cry, don't cry... Little Rush, don't cry. If you are hungry, come and eat grandma."

As An said this, he pulled open the fabric in front of his chest.

Yuan Qingzhuo immediately turned around politely and saw the empty little milk bottle placed on his bedside.

Gululu~
A strong feeling of hunger suddenly surged into Yuan Qingzhuo's heart, making his eyes dark with hunger.

——Sister An, Sister An, come and save me!

But he immediately realized that he was a grown-up and not a real baby... Even if Sister Ann didn't mind, he would mind very much.

After all, the bottle was right in front of him. He only needed to cry loudly to attract the nun to fill his bottle with milk powder... or something similar to milk powder.

After all, the crying child gets the milk.

Yuan Qingzhuo closed his eyes and took a deep breath.

Martial arts will, move!

"Whoa whoa whoa-!"

Under the amplification of his weak martial arts will, Yuan Qingzhuo's loud cry immediately attracted the attention of several nuns around him. But when he opened his eyes again with satisfaction, he found an extremely cold face lying in front of the crib.

Flandre.

The girl in the wheelchair raised her eyebrows in confusion: "Cry, why don't you cry?"

Will I die if I cry again...

Yuan Qingzhuo hooked the bottle with his fingertips, swallowed secretly, and closed his mouth obediently.

Just shook the bottle again.

The nuns nearby all showed surprised expressions.

Doctor Fa is a miracle worker.

"Want to drink?"

Farandelle's eyes fell on the bottle in his hand.

Yuan Qingzhuo uttered "wow wow" twice cautiously.

"Wait."

Flandel took his bottle without any hesitation, then wheeled his wheelchair out of Yuan Qingzhuo's sight.

“Hungry, hungry, hungry…”

In just a few seconds, Yuan Qingzhuo fell into a sleep due to exhaustion.

Sure enough, using the body of a three-day-old baby to stimulate the will of martial arts is still too much of a stretch...
.
[Evolution Energy +1...Evolution Energy +1...]

When Yuan Qingzhuo regained consciousness, he could already taste the sweet milk in his mouth.

Looking at the progress bar that kept jumping in front of him and under the pressure of hunger, Yuan Qingzhuo sucked on the soft nipple with all his strength.

[Evolution Energy +1...Evolution Energy +1...]

Before he had even finished half of the bottle of milk, Yuan Qingzhuo had already discovered that the so-called "evolution progress bar" had already reached more than halfway.

This shocked him greatly.

Is what I'm drinking now some kind of natural treasure?
Sister Fa, my Superman!
Yuan Qingzhuo raised her eyes and saw through the high guardrails of the crib. She had an unchanging, cold face, as if someone owed her a few small goals.

She also noticed that Yuan Qingzhuo, who was breastfeeding, was looking at her, so she lowered her head and met his eyes.

Yuan Qingzhuo shivered from the cold.

Just turn around, my family.

Yuan Qingzhuo turned over with great effort with the bottle, and then saw little Rush babbling with his hands stretched out in front of him.

The baby girl with two small black bumps on her head and some sparse silver hair had curiosity in her eyes.

It seems to be saying - why are you sucking differently from me and so small?
Yuan Qingzhuo smiled and made a gesture to her.

——Yours feels good when you suck it, mine feels stronger!
Because no matter how you think about it, the nutritional value of Sister Ann's milk will not exceed that of the bottle of "heavenly treasure" in your hand.

Rush opened his mouth and moaned, his two white and tender hands clenched empty, as if he was sucking milk from the same bottle as Yuan Qingzhuo.

Amidst this gurgling sound, the evolution progress bar in Yuan Qingzhuo's eyes filled up.

[Evolution progress bar: 100%]

[You have met the conditions for one evolution, please select the evolution direction]

[1. Juvenile Human Beast: The overall growth rate is slightly increased, allowing you to gain stronger physical and mental strength at the same age. ]

[2. Rare blood of an unknown beast: A rare blood of an unknown beast appears in your body, which will change your body structure. There is a slight possibility of obtaining a "broken inheritance" (which can evolve).]

[3. Descendant of a minor hero: Obtain the broken heritage of an unknown and weak hero. Your growth rate and talents will change as a result (can evolve).]

When these three hints came out, Yuan Qingzhuo was so surprised that he even put down the bottle in his hand - you are playing with pigeons here, right? You can still choose the direction of evolution.

I can only say that it is a very classic choice between three.

Yuan Qingzhuo originally thought that he would start to evolve with his eyes darkened, but he didn't expect that the current system is so user-friendly. It is worthy of his predecessor's ability to get huge rewards just by posting.

The choice is a little difficult.

Although Yuan Qingzhuo had been using his original human body, he had come to a new world and possessed a mutated system...

If given the chance, even Yuan Qingzhuo would like to try practicing different accounts.

Because with a simple human body, if we don't want to follow the old paths of our predecessors, there is really not much we can do.

And if you go through the Three Flowers and Five Qi again, as I said before, it will be almost impossible to cut it... Not to mention the one of refining essence into Qi and refining Qi into spirit, after you have mastered it, one cut from it will be almost equivalent to purple sand.

This world also seems to have its own path of cultivation.

However, if it is a completely unfamiliar road, it will be relatively easy to cut through it.

The more different they are, the easier it will be to throw them away.

You will also be able to gain more knowledge and experience.

Well……

Yuan Qingzhuo turned his head and saw Flandel standing beside his bed again.

——Since this Sima-faced Xiao Deng who can easily defeat Hydra is staying by his side, even if the system prompts that he is in an "extremely dangerous" area, he will most likely not encounter any fatal danger in the first few months.

Even if it happens, what can he do when he is only two or three months old?
Give a monster the size of a hill a hard sucking on the pacifier?

Then, it’s decided to be you!
[You have chosen the evolution direction "Rare exotic beast bloodline"! ]

[You have obtained "thin demon blood"! ]

[Your body structure has undergone subtle changes. ]

[Your growth rate has increased slightly.]

[Unfortunately, you did not receive the inheritance.]

Are demons also considered monsters?

What kind of high-end understanding of the new era is this?

The top of his head felt a little itchy, and Yuan Qingzhuo, who felt like he was about to grow a brain, took another sip of milk and suddenly felt something was wrong.

Now, I was born in a monastery of nuns. If I grow up and become a devil in two years, wouldn’t that be simply courting death?

This is not funny, kids.

Yuan Qingzhuo's little face twitched slightly, and he could only drink the last bit of milk in the bottle as a consolation.

After sipped the last sip of milk, Yuan Qingzhuo threw the bottle aside. Feeling extremely full, he rolled his eyes at Rush who was staring at him and giggling not far away.

Little thing, you are laughing at the Bull Demon.

Yuan Qingzhuo turned his head and felt a little uncomfortable.

When he touched his head, he found that there were two slightly raised bumps on it! ?

In terms of feel, it feels no different than the two above Rush’s head.

He pondered for a moment, recalling the earlier conversation between Ann and Farandelle.

——Since they mentioned the "descendants of heroes", does that mean that the "bloodline of exotic beasts" that the system lists alongside them is also accepted by this monastery, and even something it is happy to see?

Mirror, now I have to find a mirror to see what I look like.

But where is the reflective object like a mirror in the crib...

wrong.

If he had good eyesight, he could actually see himself in the baby girl's eyes.

Do it when you think of it.

Yuan Qingzhuo narrowed his eyes and saw his current appearance in the light red eyes of Rush who was laughing.

——There are two small black bumps on his head, the same as Rush’s.

same.

Yuan Qingzhuo breathed a sigh of relief.

At least this way you won't be burned alive as a heretic by the nuns a few months or years later.

After solving the survival problem, Yuan Qingzhuo turned his attention to the empty bottle in his hand.

——This is a resource that can be added.