Abstraction for a bad world

Chapter 24: Yi! Wu!
"exercise!"

"Xiu! Go!"

The next morning, Yuan Qingzhuo was doing horse stance in the small courtyard behind Susie's house, waving his fists in the air, and said to Susie, whose hair was blown by the wind from his fists,
"From today on, Susie, I will teach you the essence of our Chinese martial arts that has been passed down for five thousand years!"

Yuan Qingzhuo shouted loudly and made a push in the air, pushing Hydra, who was happily drinking water, so hard that he choked and almost died, across dozens of meters and a house.

"I will take the 5001st step into the history of Chinese martial arts!"

Susie, who was wrapped up like a little dumpling, blinked, not understanding why Yuan Qingzhuo only asked to wear a thin gown in such a cold day.

She waited for a while, then raised the box containing Hibiscus King and smiled awkwardly: "Sir, I still need to sell Hibiscus King to make money."

A gold coin flew in the air, reflecting the sunlight brightly, and fell into Susie's subconsciously outstretched palm.

“You don’t make that much in a week.”

Susie nodded.

"What are you waiting for? Come and learn martial arts."

Yuan Qingzhuo was practicing Tai Chi with his left hand and Baguazhang with his right hand. At the same time, he was walking in the Seven Star Steps and muttering to himself:

"It's too lonely to be alone at home, so I quickly opened Laozhuo Martial Arts.

Click here to get the hottest martial arts and sexy moves online teaching! "

"puff."

Susie couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud, causing Yuan Qingzhuo to raise his eyebrows in confusion: "What are you laughing at, little thing?"

"Sir...I remembered something happy."

"That's just in time. I'm also very happy right now. Why don't we practice martial arts now?"

Yuan Qingzhuo used all kinds of martial arts in the air, but Susie faintly heard some strange noises coming from the house.

What is Miss Hydra doing? Never mind. I don’t understand it, so I’ll just ignore her.

But this time Susie did not answer Yuan Qingzhuo immediately. She kicked the snow on the ground with her toes, wondering what she was thinking.

"Hmm? Don't you want to learn?"

Yuan Qingzhuo crossed his arms in confusion - how could an ultimate big brother with 99 points of willpower not desire to become stronger? This is as ridiculous as a person not needing to breathe or drink water.

Children really have a lot of ideas.

"It's not that I don't want to..."

Susie was hesitating and hesitating.

She was afraid to make another decision.

Her previous experience in swordplay and magic clearly demonstrated that she had absolutely no talent for these areas.

What should I do if I agree to it but it fails to meet my husband's expectations and he is disappointed?
Because she could live well by maintaining the status quo, she has seized the opportunity for change - although she doesn't know the reason, Yuan Qingzhuo's attitude towards her is obviously better than before.

So why risk going forward?
Those who have lost before are afraid of losing again.

"Are you scared?"

This is an affirmative sentence.

Susie looked up and saw the boy's peaceful black eyes. She heard Yuan Qingzhuo say, "I see. You are afraid that you won't be able to learn martial arts."

"how could be?"

Yuan Qingzhuo brushed away the golden hair that fell in front of Susie's eyes, and said briskly but without question: "The person standing in front of you now, who says he wants to teach you martial arts and become your teacher, is the first person in Chinese martial arts in the past five thousand years."

“It’s the best in the world.”

Yuan Qingzhuo said playfully, "Student Su Xi, are you questioning the world's number one's vision?"

"NO, I have not……"

Yuan Qingzhuo nodded in satisfaction, then turned around and slowly spoke in a desolate tone the opening remarks he had sewed out after searching his memory for half the night.

"Rise from ruin, revive from annihilation."

"Holding the elixir and stepping on water, the mighty force breaks through the air, and the gods are indestructible."

“When you have practiced to the extreme, a speck of dust can fill up the ocean, and a blade of grass can cut down the sun, moon and stars.”

Yuan Qingzhuo turned around and glanced at the stunned Susie, and he already knew that this wave of empty promises was very successful.

"○, are you also possessed by the red-haired old monster and will have an unlucky old age!!!"

The dusty Hydra opened the back door and staggered out, ready to pull Susie away to avoid contamination.

Yuan Qingzhuo raised his eyebrows:
"Shameless old thing, you want to learn too?"

Hearing these insulting remarks, Hydra immediately became angry.

[Ding! I only want to be defeated. Yuan Qingzhuo is trying to teach you a skill, Improved Qi Training (Truth)! ]

[Ding! I only want to be defeated. Yuan Qingzhuo is trying to teach you a skill. Introduction to Qi Shen Xin (Truth)! ]

[Ding! I only want to be defeated. Yuan Qingzhuo is trying to teach you the skill of Flash Step (Legendary)! ]

[Ding! ...Tai Chi Bagua Youlong General Outline (Legendary)! ]

【……(legend)】

【…】

"Hey, Xiao Haizi also wants to learn. May Master Yuan live you with good fortune! Long live you, long live you, long live you. Xiao Haizi is here to pay his respects to you."

Hydra put on a sweet and lovely smile like Taffy, which scared Yuan Qingzhuo.

Humph, Yuan Qingzhuo, if you dare to provoke me, then you've kicked cotton. If you provoke me and scold me, the consequences will be very serious! That is, you scolded me.

Because I have no resistance to the screen full of golden skills.

Don't even mention scolding me. Even if you beat me up or fire me, even if I die the next day and get out of this world, it's super super worth it to get these skills!

"Really want to learn?"

Yuan Qingzhuo was holding two clear, translucent coins in his hands - they were the result of their crazy stacking after the abstract summoning last night, and the collection they had obtained.

【You have completed the achievement "High-rise Building"! 】

【High-rise buildings】

[——A full thousand floors! I just don’t know how many big water monsters and +3 there are among them]

[Reward: Fully automatic value quantification vending machine (scrapped counterfeit version). ]

[You have obtained the collection - fully automatic value quantification vending machine (scrapped counterfeit version)]

[No.099]

【Fully automatic value quantification vending machine (scrapped counterfeit version)】

[Effect: You can use it to obtain anything you can imagine (limited value is 1000, and the collection cannot be used after use)]

[Input, measure, quantify, and spit out. Unfortunately, imagination and creativity will always be exhausted. ]

For example, the "Soul Coin" in Yuan Qingzhuo's hand was placed in the most conspicuous first row of the vending machine, and it was known as the universal currency of the extraordinary world.

Soul coins, ten are worth two!
There are a total of twenty-five similar items with annotations on the vending machine that can be spit out by pressing a button!
It is truly a universal collection.

"Master Qingzhuo, I really want to learn. You can teach me just a few moves."

Hydra's voice seems to be as clear as the original one.

"Don't shout, learn."

"Yeah." Hydra stood obediently behind Susie. Yuan Qingzhuo was a little confused by his honest look.

Could it be that this B game has judged itself as an NPC that teaches Hydra skills?
Not impossible.

After eliminating irrelevant thoughts, Yuan Qingzhuo lowered his head and pondered for a moment, trying to summarize his knowledge and experience over the years into the simplest and most straightforward words.

Master once said that every time you teach others, you are learning and growing yourself.

"There are thousands of martial arts in the world, and there are also many kinds of immortal magic techniques."

Yuan Qingzhuo spoke softly.

Speaking of this, he thought of his own "Prophet" profession. It was indeed powerful, with a lot of added attribute points and very strong skills, but it had no expressiveness at all.

If you can’t even make a small fireball, how can you say you are a magician?
It's shameful, just quit the group!

"But no matter how unique the practice method is, it must follow the most basic principle."

"--substance."

“Consciousness is based on matter, and matter in turn affects reality.”

[Yuan Qingzhuo is teaching you skills and the introduction to Qishenxin...]

Hydra stared at the ever-increasing progress bar, his eyes turned into stars, and he was just about to call Yuan Qingzhuo "Dad".

Yuan Qingzhuo walked up to her and gave Hydra, who only wanted to rely on the system upgrade, a palm knife. When the former cried out in pain, he asked Susie:
"Why is she in pain?"

Hydra: Are you an idiot calling me?
"Uh..." Susie said without thinking: "Sir, you hit Miss Hydra."

"If I didn't have this hand and did this, would it hurt her?"

Susie shook her head.

But Yuan Qingzhuo actually shook his head and directly burned the CPU of the little thing.

"Yes."

Susie saw the boy smiling at her and raised a finger: "It's just my personal opinion that will can directly affect reality."

"Then someone must ask, Teacher, isn't this the opposite of what you said above?"

After pretending to be a student, Yuan Qingzhuo said to Susie in a serious tone, "The so-called heart is stronger than things, and using my heart to replace the heart of heaven is illogical."

The boy patted Susie's shoulder solemnly.

"Please take this as your goal."

Hydra and Susie looked at each other.

——It feels like something was said, but it also feels like nothing was said.

This feeling is really strange.

[You have obtained the skill: Introduction to Qishenxin! ]

Hydra's face lit up with joy - ha ha ha ha, so what if I didn't understand, the system and the panel certainly understood it!
[Introduction to Qi Shen Xin: Qi training efficiency increased by 10000%, Qi capacity increased by 10000%, and Shen training efficiency increased by 10000%...]

???

Although I don't quite understand what refining Qi and refining the spirit is, but this number... When did I open Feng Ling Yue Ying?
Before he had time to be happy, two more prompts popped up on Hydra's panel.

[Due to the serious lack of pre-requisite skills, the effect of this skill is weakened to 1000%. ]

[Due to your serious lack of willpower, the effect of this skill is weakened to 100%. ]

Hydra fell into silence again abruptly.

Until Yuan Qingzhuo threw out several skills that looked extremely powerful as if they were free, but when they reached her hands, they were not effective at all due to various strange reasons.

But Hydra didn't have time to switch to martial arts.

This is much more painful than not being able to see anything and not being able to learn any skills!

"It's a lie! It's all a lie!"

Hydra held her head and screamed.

Yuan Qingzhuo was not willing to tolerate this old greedy girl who disrupted the teaching order, so he punched her in the face and said, "What a valuable thing! If you don't want to learn, get out of here."

So Hydra rolled aside.

But she stared at Susie - Susie's talent for humor was well known, and apart from her strong will, the players could not find any advantages that distinguished her from ordinary people.

She just didn't believe Susie could learn to understand these things.

But it wasn't even two minutes.

“Wow, sir… the power, the power is about to surge out!”

After only practicing for a short while according to the method Yuan Qingzhuo had suggested, Susie felt an invisible and intangible "qi" emerging from her body.

After it had moved around his body, his body became noticeably stronger.

Irresistible joy slowly rose from the bottom of Susie's heart.

"From zero to Qi training in two minutes, brother, you bought a cheat too?"

Yuan Qingzhuo didn't understand the reason, but was greatly shocked.

Why the hell can't I learn the way of chivalry and the way of magic?

Were the teachers who taught her all extremely incompetent and pretended to know everything?

Or is it that the little thing is actually a hidden martial arts genius of the "Thousand Years" level?

after one day.

Hydra, who was out for a walk, stared in amazement at Susie, who could easily climb onto the roof by stepping on her right foot with her left foot.

First...the innate martial arts holy body?
At this moment, she saw Susie's eyes fixed and heard the girl's heavy voice.

"somebody is coming."

Outside.

"Brother Werewolf, it's him, it's him!"

"Yes, yes, that's the villain!"

The burly man with an Afro and two intersecting narrow scars on his rough face walked forward slowly, lowering the machete in his hand.

He smiled stiffly, took out a cigarette from his pocket, and the younger brother who had been waiting for a long time beside him immediately stepped forward to light it for him.

As the smoke rose, he took a puff and said calmly,
"Friend, explain the situation of my two brothers."

"Damn it, man, you look like a frightened hedgehog."

Yuan Qingzhuo was quite surprised. What kind of new species was this?

The werewolf's face fell.

"It seems that you don't want to drink the toast and you have to drink the punishment."

"Minors are not allowed to drink alcohol." Yuan Qingzhuo laughed and said in surprise: "Is it possible that an illiterate person doesn't even know this?"

"..."

Werewolf, angry.

Today I read some books I read before, and finally I got back to the feeling

I can promise that the following stories will be more exciting and funnier than the previous ones, and will be a million times more entertaining!
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