The Three Kingdoms

After finally staying up from early in the morning until the evening banquet, Ling Lei was able to sit down properly. Just now, Ling Lei just found a place to sit down in the room, and suddenly felt that all the bones in his body seemed to be falling apart. Ling Lei, who was lying on the bed right now, really wanted to yell and fall asleep just like that, but it was destined by God that sleeping is undoubtedly a luxury for the current Ling Lei.

"All", the extremely rough knock on the door immediately echoed in this small room, and Ling Lei, who had just closed his eyes for no more than a stick of incense, suddenly felt his head grow big. It was the knock on the door, and Ling Lei used his toes to figure out that this person must be Zhang Yun. After two real wars, Zhang Yun became more and more like Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu.

Originally, Ling Lei buried his body in his life and planned to do something to hide his ears and steal the bell for a while, but in the end he found out how stupid his approach was, because this wooden door was so fragile in front of Zhang Yun, as he wrote down After the knock on the door, there was silence for a while, and then with a more intense knocking sound, the wooden bolt of the door split into two, and the door immediately opened wide.

Zhang Yun, who was dressed casually for a while, walked in, walked quickly to the bed, directly opened Ling Lei's life, pulled him up and said: "My lord, what are you doing, the banquet is about to begin , you, as the groom, still sleep here, why don’t you hurry up and entertain him, what a shame.”

Ling Lei opened his sleepy eyes helplessly, and said softly and weakly: "I said Ziyi, since you still know that I am your lord, do you treat your lord like this? If you don't understand me, you can also understand Yan'er Well, I've been standing all day today, if you don't give me a rest, what will I do next night? If Yan'er drives me out, let's see how I will deal with you then. "

After hearing Ling Lei's words, Zhang Yun couldn't stop laughing. He patted Ling Lei on the shoulder and said, "Hey, how could my lord do that? My lord is the No. I'm kicked out, my lord, I believe in you, let's go, everyone is still waiting for you to start the banquet, you can't run away tonight, this time we are all drunk."

In this way, Ling Lei was almost dragged to the banquet scene by Zhang Yun amidst a burst of screams like killing a pig. Of course, Ling Lei took the time to change into a set of clothes for worshiping the hall before that, otherwise he would be caught by someone else. Seeing it, I really can't tell that Ling Lei will be the pig's foot of today's happy event.

According to the ancient customs, Yan'er came directly to Ling's house with those disguises from Ye's house. The gate, from the departure of Ye Mansion to the arrival of Ling Mansion, it probably took less than a stick of incense, and this is the reason why the matchmakers slowed down on purpose, otherwise, this time would be shortened, or else In other words, how close is the Ye family and the Ling family?

The elders of the Ling family who had been waiting for a long time at the door, and Ling Lei and Zhang Yun who had just arrived, had just dared to do so. They happened to see Ye Yan get off the matchmaker, walked slowly to the door, and saw that she was wearing a bridal gown With Yan'er wearing a red hijab, Ling Lei admitted that he was always calm. He couldn't be calm anymore. Thinking of this stunner in front of him, who is impossible for countless people to break their heads, will soon become his wife. How can Ling Lei, who is an out-and-out tragic dick, stay calm.

Not only Ling Lei, but even Ling Tian and everyone in the Ling family laughed and talked. After the bride came down, everyone who had been watching the gate immediately gave way to the bride. He and his wife led a group of Ye family members from outside the door, accompanied by the bride, Ye Yan, the matchmaker, and walked in. Looking at Ling Lei who was almost fascinated by Ye Yan, Ye Qian strode over, and pressed Ling Lei hard. Lei patted on the shoulder and said: "Feng Yu, Yan'er, I leave this to you. If you dare to treat Yan'er badly in the future, let me see how I deal with you."

Ling Lei resisted the slight discomfort on his shoulders, nodded with a smile and said: "It's natural, so don't bully Yan'er, look at my body, Yan'er just don't bully me."

As soon as Ling Lei said this, almost everyone around him burst into laughter, especially Ling Tian laughed more happily. Compared with the usual unsmiling Ling Tian, ​​it is indeed difficult for people to associate it with each other, but It can also be seen from this that Ling Tian is really happy today.

In fact, it can be difficult to understand when you think about it. The woman who has been friends for many years can finally marry into your own family. The benefits do not need to be listed one by one. More importantly, Ling Lei and Ye Yan really love each other. There is no need to worry about whether they will be forcibly matched together because of the interests of the family, and they will not be happy at all. There is no need to worry about it at all, so why can't he be happy.

After a burst of laughter, Ling Lei and the others also followed the bride's footsteps to the location of the worship hall. After Ling Tian, ​​Ye Qian and their wives had prepared their places, the worship began under the order of the matchmaker. Although Lei didn't really pay homage in ancient times, he also watched historical TV dramas. After all, he is still an archaeologist by profession, so he might be a little unfamiliar, but in the end the worship ended very smoothly.

After the worship, he first sent Yan'er into the new house in person, and then went out to accompany the guests immediately. After all, it is very important to accompany those guests to drink and have fun, and through this, Ling Lei can also realize that it is impossible for him to People who know each other, as long as they get to know each other, their road to world domination will be much smoother in the future. This is also a very important point. Although Ling Lei and Yan'er got married not specifically for this point, but it is also calculated in it of.

Perhaps if Yan'er knows this, he will be very unhappy, but Ling Lei has no other choice. If possible, he also wants to live a peaceful life with Yan'er, but since Ling Lei has already embarked on If you follow this path, you are doomed not to quit halfway, only one path to the end is the kingly way, so no matter how Yan'er punishes him, Ling Lei will admit it without complaint, because all these are just his own thoughts , It wasn't Yan'er's idea at all, so no matter how Yan'er punished him, he would definitely admit it.

Fortunately, Yan'er didn't disagree with Ling Lei in any particular way, she just nodded and let Ling Lei go without saying a word, but she was still careful in Ling Lei, afraid that Yan'er would stay alone The new house was boring, so I asked Zhen Ji and Yang Qin to go inside to talk with her. Although this seems to be against the rules, Ling Lei doesn't care, anyway, he is not from this world, so there is no need to follow this rule. Follow the rules of the world, as long as you are happy in everything.

After entering the venue again, Ling Lei's eyes were filled with people who were waiting for Ling Lei to toast. Just these people who smiled at him and raised their wine glasses made Ling Lei feel his scalp tingling. It's numb, so the smart Ling Lei didn't go over directly, but asked his family to call Zhang Yun, Zhao Yun and other generals in the barracks.

In order not to make others suspicious, Ling Lei conveyed to them the most effective solution to the current situation in the shortest possible time, that is, to block alcohol, that's right, to block alcohol, because according to Ling Lei's use of his unintelligent but Not counting the calculations in a stupid head, so many people, even if each of them only drinks one cup, after this round, according to Ling Lei's drinking capacity, they will definitely collapse.

On such a beautiful day, when you can spend the spring night with beautiful women, if you get drunk and let your human instinct control yourself and complete the first time with Yan'er together, it will be too much money, isn't it, so Ling Lei firmly says no to this kind of thing Yes, it is precisely in this way that Ling Lei has this idea now.

"Do you understand? Today, my lord, my success or failure depends on you. If I succeed, Yan'er will be fine, so you will be fine too. Let me tell you about Yan'er's friends first." There are too many, although there are not many beauties like Zhen Ji Yangqin, but I can't say that there is no such thing, but if Yan'er and I are unhappy tonight, starting from tomorrow, all the exercises will be doubled, and everyone will accompany me in the morning jog Do you understand?" Ling Lei changed his expression in an instant to explain the final possibility of these two outcomes with Ling Lei, fully letting the generals like Zhao Yun know what it means to die if you can't live.

"Don't worry, my lord. I will do my best to help my lord stop drinking. You can rest assured about this. Don't you feel relieved when we do things?" Zhang Yun was the first to stand up and reassure Ling Lei. It's not because he really wants to use Yan'er's light to find a woman to marry, but because he can't accept Ling Lei's punishment, because the morning run that Ling Lei set for himself to exercise is in the sky. It started when it was not yet very bright. For a person who is sleepy, especially someone who goes to bed early, it is definitely no less than a threat of death.

Although Zhao Yun and the others didn't take much notice of Ling Lei's life-or-death threat, after all, it didn't matter to Zhao Yun whether he had a woman or not, and it didn't matter whether he ran in the morning or not. This was his own morning homework. Normally, even if Ling Lei doesn't say so, he will continue, but no matter what Ling Lei says, he is also his lord, and he has to follow the matters of killing the enemy in battle, not to mention that it's just blocking the drink. How about asking him about such a small matter? How can you say no.

After getting the nods of all the generals, Ling Lei stepped into the place that he was very afraid of before, full of confidence, the place where the banquet was held, not to mention the fact that it passed. It's unfounded worry, at least not this time, with a group of generals behind him blocking the drink, and Ling Lei himself also followed the drinking method of half a glass and pretending to drink, and in the end, only two layers really got into his stomach up.