I am a literary giant in Japan

Chapter 63 How did I become a haiku master?
"Who is classmate Kobayashi?" Kitagawa Hide slurped another mouthful of noodles.

My wife Yumeko didn't mention it, and he even forgot about it.

Are you talking about the time he wrote "Thor's Song" and successfully tricked his sweet wife into giving him a kiss?
"He is the leader of the Haiku Research Group in our Faculty of Literature." Agatsuma Yumeko lowered her head and did not dare to look him in the eye.

"Oh, I remember. Isn't that the group's homework? What does it matter?" Kitagawa Hide swallowed the fried egg in one gulp. The egg liquid flowed down his throat into his stomach with a hint of sweetness.

Japanese people prefer to eat raw eggs, so they like to make their fried eggs white, tender, and round, with the egg liquid hardly solidified.

He thought that Agatsuma Yumeko felt embarrassed and uneasy because she had "plagiarized" his work.

Real Japanese literati attach great importance to their own reputation, which is a bit like the perverted Bushido spirit, and sometimes it is distorted to the extreme.

Of course, there are very few such literati in any country. Most of them are like Natsuki Ikezawa, who used his power to get his daughter into the society, or Shintaro Ishihara, who used his fame to do bad things.

It's just a small haiku. If my wife Yumeko really wants it, he can write dozens of different ones for her in minutes, and exchange them for a sweet French kiss!

"Yes, but Captain Kobayashi put Hideki's haiku on the Internet." Agatsuma Yumeko's little head almost touched my chest.

"I didn't know that Director Kobayashi had been promoting the works of the group members on the Internet in order to increase the popularity of the Haiku Research Group."

My wife Yumeko told the story in a small voice.
"Then."

Kitagawa Hide suddenly thought of going to see Saito Rena today, but she was not there. She said that a very good haiku had appeared somewhere, so he hurried over.

"Hideki's haiku seems to have become famous on the Internet." Yumeko Agatsuma buried her little head in his large chest. The Pikachu on her cartoon pajamas opened his eyes wide and observed Kitagawa Hide's expression on her behalf.

She described the cause of the incident in detail, word by word.

Only then did Kitagawa Hide realize that Yumeko's bunny girl costume was a gift from the school group.

Before that, neither Agatsuma Yumeko nor Jabami Rei had any contact with the haiku research group.

After the school festival in May, Captain Kobayashi gradually became familiar with them. With the mentality of "reviving the glory of haiku, it is our responsibility", she persuaded and finally accepted my wife Yumeko and the other two into the small school group.

Agatsuma Yumeko is the type of person who is serious about participating in club activities, while Jabami Rei basically doesn't hand in her homework.

Head of the club Kobayashi would anonymously post the club members' works online to promote and attract attention. Agatsuma Yumeko and the other club member who had just joined the club were unaware of this.

Originally, the popularity of the Tokyo University Haiku Research Group on the Internet was basically zero. Even if you had the name of Tokyo University and had something to do with haiku, you couldn't attract any traffic.

Now, I heard that this song "Thor's Song" became popular on the Internet as soon as it was released, especially in the University of Tokyo. As long as those college students have a crush on someone, they will definitely say to him/her "I wish you could stay here", which immediately makes the other person feel endless romance.

It is said that the first boy who used "Thor's Song" to pick up girls has already won her heart.

The Internet was not well developed in 95, so such fermentation would not have great publicity power.

But the outrageous part is that the netizens are basically middle class or above and college students, which made "Thor's Song" instantly popular in the literary world and among the elite.

Judging from the degree to which Agatsuma Yumeko stammered, it was comparable to the "Mouse Loves Rice" that Kitagawa Hide heard so much that his ears became moldy!
Kitagawa Hideo thought things were bad at first because of his wife Yumeko's reaction.

But after listening to it, it didn’t seem like a big deal.

Isn’t it just a haiku that no one reads and no one cares about?
Uh wait, if I sign my name, does that mean that my relationship with Yumeko has been known to others?

That vicious little bitch Jabami Rei also knew about this? !

"That vicious little Jabami-san also knows about this?" Kitagawa Hide felt that he might have to avoid her in the future. He didn't want to see that vicious little woman having a mental breakdown.

"After Mei Xiujun's haiku became popular, only Captain Kobayashi thought it was written by 'me'." Agatsuma Yumeko shook her head quickly, "Captain Kobayashi always posted anonymously, using the ABC names of the group members to distinguish them."

"Oh, that's good." Kitagawa Hide doesn't have to make a social humiliation in front of Jabami Rei, and she doesn't have to jump into Tokyo Bay for the time being.

"But it still caused a lot of trouble for you, Xiujun. Recently, many people from publishing houses have approached the school group, and she is very distressed and blames herself now."

My wife Mengzi shrank her head and said pitifully,

"I'm sorry, Xiujun. It's all my fault, Captain Kobayashi. I didn't expect things to turn out like this."

"Idiot, why are you apologizing to me?" Kitagawa Hide breathed a sigh of relief. In fact, it didn't matter. It should be just a misunderstanding that no one expected.

His only worry was that his relationship with Mengzi would be discovered, which would bring a series of unnecessary troubles to Mengzi.

Seeing his expression change, my wife Mengzi lowered her head and dared not speak. After hesitating for a long time, she quietly moved her butt over and rubbed Beichuan Xiu with her head, saying softly, "I'm sorry, Xiujun. Please don't be angry, okay?"

"Stupid, I'm not angry. This is my fault. If I hadn't asked you to drink that day, you wouldn't have gone to school in a daze, and this wouldn't have happened." Kitagawa Hide pinched Yumeko's cheeks, which were soft and chubby. Yumeko didn't notice this at all because she was in a state of self-blame.

"But things have come to this point. If there are any troubles later, we will consider it later." Beichuan Xiu smiled, hugged her to his side, put his arm around her waist and said softly.

"Yeah!" My wife Yumeko smiled sweetly after repeatedly confirming that he was not angry.

What she was most worried about was that Kitagawa Hide would be angry because of her stupid behavior. After all, it was a haiku work by a famous writer. If it was leaked, many people would be furious.

Kitagawa Hide comforted my wife Yumeko and briefly told her what happened during the day. He felt that the two of them were already a couple who supported each other and that some things should be discussed and resolved together.

After hearing this, Yumeko Agatsuma immediately pouted and started mumbling about Sadaji Ichiko and Shintaro Ishihara, thinking that they were too bullying!

Some of these celebrities have been written into textbooks. My wife Yumeko is studying literature and has been reading their works all along. Now she finds out that they have such twisted souls living in their bodies.

She suddenly felt that many pure things had become ugly.

However, with the experience of Oshima Hikaru, Kitagawa Hide's young wife developed a strong resistance to these things and quickly adapted to them.

And she will not lose confidence and interest in pure literature because of this.

Because aren’t the best writers right next to us?
After talking about this, Kitagawa Hide started to list new employers that she could switch to.

My wife Yumeko was also very familiar with the literary world, and she cutely counted on her fingers to help him eliminate unsuitable publishing houses one by one.

Kitagawa Hide opened Qiwu.com and logged into the forum to see what the latest news was.

He hadn't paid attention to the forum for a long time because of the purchase of a bar, Takuya Yan and the writing of "No Longer Human".

Well, actually it was because the internet speed was too slow, which really made him not interested in spending more time surfing.

After not seeing him for a while, the forum was still the same, but the topics everyone was discussing were indeed moving in the direction he expected.

The initial posts about personal travel and daily life are basically no longer seen.

Nowadays, the most popular topics are "keyboard politics", "finance" and "sensual literature". Yes, netizens have all three elements.

The voting post by "河出書房トトリモ" has also ended. Almost 60% of netizens believe that "Hear the Wind Sing" can win the Akutagawa Prize in the first half of the year, 30% of netizens think that "Ball" is better, the remaining half mentioned the final work of the "Youth Trilogy", and another half mentioned other people.

Does this mean that there are ten buckets of literature in the world, but Cao Zijian alone accounts for eight buckets?
In this case, out of ten articles in total in Japan, Kitagawa Hide alone occupies nine and a half!

It seems that these netizens have sharper eyes than the literary masters in literary salons.

Beichuan Xiu refreshed the page contentedly, and then was suddenly stunned.

Because the current forums do not have the function of pinning posts, all posts can only be briefly displayed after being replied to. When you click on many posts, you will find that the 200th and 180th floors are "pin it" posts by the original poster himself, and the remaining 19th floors are filled with things like "buying dog-skin plasters" and "spending a large sum of money to have a child".

After the first refresh, no matter how many times he refreshed the list, there was one post that always remained at the top.

The poster is still the familiar "河出書房頭取".

The post is titled "Looking for a Haiku Master from the Haiku Research Group of the Faculty of Literature at the University of Tokyo at a high price!"

How much money? A huge reward?

Kitagawa Hideki remained calm and clicked on it to take a look.

100 yen?

100 yen!

How can I find someone who can give me 100 million yen?
Do these consortiums get their money from the wind?
Kitagawa Hide suddenly had an impulsive idea.

"No, no, how did I become a haiku saint?" Kitagawa Hide couldn't help but read on.

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