LOL: The No. 1 Succubus in the eSports Circle

Chapter 89 Tipsy Aunt

The temperature in Seoul in early November is already very low.

It's better during the day, barely reaching above 20 degrees.

But starting from the evening, if you don't add more clothes to keep warm in time, the next day you will be guaranteed to deeply experience the consequences of choosing style over temperature.

When getting out of the taxi, a gust of cold wind blew on his face, causing Cui Ze to subconsciously hold his coat tightly and almost couldn't hold back a sneeze.

I underestimated the night temperature in Seoul and overestimated my ability to resist the cold.

Go buy some thicker clothes tomorrow, preferably a down jacket!
As for now, I should hurry to my aunt’s room and warm myself up.

I hope the aunt can be more generous and help him exercise to keep warm like Sister Fu Tuaner did.

Although I know it is unrealistic to achieve it so quickly, I still have to have a goal.

Kill Guan Gou and grab Yu Shuang!

Man, I just want to be a thief!
Cui Ze rushed into the hotel, wearing a mask that only covered half of his face.

We had to keep the night meeting with my aunt a secret, after all, Rita was also staying in this hotel, and it would be difficult if we were caught.

When he arrived at room 1415, Cui Ze did not choose to knock on the door. Teacher Xiran said that Colonel Guan lived next door and it would be bad if he heard the noise.

"Why don't you reply to the message or come to open the door?"

Cui Ze couldn't help but mutter something in a low voice. When he just entered the hotel, he sent a WeChat message to Yu Shuang, saying "Auntie, I'm here, please open the door." However, he stood outside the door and waited for two minutes but heard no movement.

Just as I was about to make a phone call, I heard the door click and open from the inside.

Aunt Yu Shuang, who looked a little tipsy, stared at Cui Ze outside the door for a moment, then smiled a little silly: "You're here?"

The main reason is that I have zero experience as a thief in my previous life, so I'd better be a little sneaky for now!

"Auntie, it's so warm here. It's so cold outside. I'm almost frozen to death." Cui Ze said as he took off his coat, but he didn't see any place to hang clothes at the entrance.

"Give me your clothes, I'll help you put them away." Yu Shuang gently took the coat from his hand and led him inside.

Cui Ze took a quick look around and found that the room was quite large. On the left side of the entrance were the toilet and bathroom. Further in was the integrated guest bedroom with a bay window at the end. There was also a bar in the corner opposite the bed with several bottles of wine on it.

No wonder when I opened the door just now, I saw the aunt looking a little tipsy. It turned out that she was hiding in the house drinking alone.

As for the coat, it could have been simply thrown on the sofa. I don’t know if it was because Yu Shuang was drunk that she insisted on hanging it in the closet, and even mixed it with her clothes.

Oh no, I’ve been stained with my aunt’s perfume. What if Teacher Xiran smells it when I go back?
Cui Ze staggered to the bar and picked up a wine glass to look at it carefully. There was a slight lipstick mark on the rim of the glass.

"Auntie, were you drinking before I came?"

"Yeah, I'm not in a good mood, and the weather is too cold to go out and play, so hehe, if you mind, I'll put it away right away."

As Yu Shuang spoke, she walked over and wanted to clean up, but Cui Ze grabbed her hand. She was stunned and looked up to meet the eyes of this big boy who always liked to call her "Auntie".

Cui Ze just held her hand without any other unnecessary movements, and gently advised: "Auntie, haven't you heard a saying? Drinking to forget your sorrow only makes you more sorrowful."

"I know, but..."

"But what? Not to mention that drinking can't make your sorrow go away, drinking too much is bad for your health, not to mention that you don't know how to drink in moderation when drinking alone. Where's Brother Guan? Why isn't he with you?"

It would have been better if Cui Ze hadn't said this. As soon as he said it, Yu Shuang's eyes became noticeably dim.

She pulled her hand out of Cui Ze's big hand without interest, and took up the unfinished glass of wine, gulping it down in one gulp, so fast that Cui Ze couldn't stop her. Of course, he wouldn't stop her either, because that was what he wanted to see.

"Hiss~~~" Yu Shuang was obviously spicy from the mouthful. She lowered her head and tried to adapt for a long time but she still didn't recover.

"Auntie, are you okay?"

Cui Ze reached out his hand with great concern and patted the aunt gently on the back, making sure there was no trace of the belt.

I was not mistaken before, the top is indeed vacuum!
"Um~~ I'm fine." Yu Shuang responded naively, then slowly raised her head, stared at Cui Ze for a while with a dazed look, raised her hand and pinched his face twice, then laughed:
"I heard Xiaoyu say that your face is incredibly tender before. Now I feel it with my own hands, and she is right. Hmm~ It feels really good. What brand of skin care products do you use?"

Aunt Yu Shuang seemed to have forgotten the purpose of calling the boy in front of her, and her mind turned to the issue of skin care, her eyes full of curiosity.

This is no longer tipsy, but half drunk.

"There's no such thing as skin care products. Mine is pure natural!" Cui Ze stared into her eyes and answered truthfully.

Yu Shuang didn't believe it at all. "You're lying! How can your skin be so good without using skin care products or doing beauty treatments? You must have some secret. Tell me! Do you have a secret recipe passed down from your ancestors?"

"What kind of secret recipe is this? Those things are all lies."

"Really not?"

“Really not.” Cui Ze’s eyes rolled around, and he suddenly changed his tone: “If you really want to be serious, maybe there really is.”

"Huh, I told you, you must be hiding something!" Yu Shuang smiled innocently, moved the stool closer, gently pinched Cui Ze's cheek and asked, "Tell Auntie quickly, if your secret recipe is really useful, Auntie will have a reward~"

"No need for rewards, that is."

"Just what?"

"It's this secret recipe, but I'm a little embarrassed to tell you."

Under the influence of alcohol, Yu Shuang's thinking speed was obviously much slower. She looked confused and said, "What's so bad about it? Could it be that this secret recipe has some strange ingredients? For example, earthworms? Horse manure? Oh, yes, you are from Guangxi, it can't be some snake, insect, rat or ant, right?"

"neither."

"None of them?" Yu Shuang was stunned for a moment, and anxiously shook Cui Ze's arm: "Hey~ Aze~~ just tell auntie, auntie promises not to reveal your secret recipe."

She grabbed Cui Ze's hand and put it on her face: "Feel it, I just turned 25 not long ago, and my skin is obviously not as tight as before. Sometimes I don't put on makeup well, and I really look old like an aunt when I am photographed by the camera. Can you help me~"

Cui Ze actually touched Aunt Yu Shuang's face twice. After all, it was her who took the initiative, so it would be a shame not to touch her.

To be honest, he really didn't feel any obvious difference in feel between the aunt's 25-year-old face and Teacher Xiaoyu's 22-year-old face. It was just that the aunt's nasolabial folds were naturally more prominent, so her face looked older.

If it was the year 2024 before her rebirth, Aunt Yu Shuang's naturally old face would indeed affect the viewing experience, but now at the age of 25, she is mature and charming.

Although she is not married, her face and figure are full of the charm of a wife!
"Auntie, I really want to help you, but please don't be angry when I tell you this secret recipe."

"Look at what you said. How could Auntie be angry?" Yu Shuang dotingly pinched his cheek again, then held his face and looked at him seriously, her eyes emitting a maternal glow:

"Just tell me boldly. No matter how weird your secret recipe is, Auntie won't be angry."

"Then you swear."

"Okay, okay, I swear - if I, Duan Yushuang, am angry about what Aze says next, then let me... let me break up with Guan Zeyuan and never make peace with him!"

Thanks to 不羨鴛鴦只紦 and whyhowanddo for the 100-point reward~
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(End of this chapter)