Chapter 213: Homophobic Mrs. Weasley
"What's wrong, Albus?" Grindelwald looked at Aberforth.

Aberforth, "."

He knew that his brother had suffered from 'Basil Granger phobia' again.

A perfect man like Badger Granger, who is as dazzling as the sun, will explode if you look at him again, and will merge with him if you get a little closer, is someone that young and ignorant boys and girls cannot refuse.

Even though he likes goats, he still feels a moment of surprise and excitement when he returns to his youth.

But not like he accepted Ariana being with that guy.

His brother was always in a Schrodinger's state of agreement and disagreement, but Ariana's attitude was agreement most of the time.

But sometimes, it happens.

Aberforth looked around carefully. Fortunately, there were no people around the reef where they were.

That’s great! No one else will see Albus’s ridiculous lack of ambition.

"Hey! Aberforth."

Aberforth froze.

What's worse is that Albus had a sullen face, a pouty mouth, and was squatting and playing with his fingers.

Grindelwald's expression froze when he noticed this: Albus, I will protect your reputation!
This familiar voice came from above their heads.

Aberforth looked up.

The familiar fiery red and the Mediterranean Sea sparkling in the moonlight revealed the identity of the visitor.

Arthur Weasley.

Half member of the Order of the Phoenix.

He is the director of the Office for the Prohibition of the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts, but he always finds opportunities to go out on field trips and earn subsidies.

He was also a regular at the Hog's Head Pub.

Sitting next to him on the broomstick and flying with him were his family members.

Needless to say, Aberforth could recognize Molly at a glance. Her brothers, the Prewett brothers, were members of the Order of the Phoenix and his fallen comrades.

The tall, thin, handsome boy with long hair tied into a ponytail and a fang earring on his ear was undoubtedly Arthur's eldest son Bill.

The most rebellious and handsome of his sons, he works as a curse breaker in Gringotts, Egypt.

The guy next to him, who also has long hair, brown skin, a broad face and looks like a good gentleman, and is short and strong, must be the second son Charlie.

The burns and scratches all over his arms gave him away; Arthur had said that Charlie was studying dragons in Romania.

And the guy with an ordinary figure and face and neatly styled red hair must be Percy.

It's such a sin that I will be bald like Arthur when I reach middle age because I didn't grow my hair long when I was young.

Naturally, he didn't need to identify the remaining four.

The Weasley twins were regulars at Hogsmeade and the Hog's Head, where they would often trade. Arthur would often disguise himself in the crowd to protect his sons. This was easy, as the guests of the Hog's Head would use various methods to cover their faces.

Ron only looks at the height.

He is only in the second grade but he is almost as tall as his older son Bill.

I heard he likes to eat? Maybe that's why.

The last Ginny, the youngest daughter of the Weasley family, the smallest girl -

It took Aberforth just a second to process this information in his mind, and then he was stuck.

The person next to Ron was not Ginny, but the boy who made him look embarrassed with his eyes - Harry Potter.

???

Why is there one missing?

When choosing a goat, he would make sure its horns were symmetrical, or he would use plastic surgery to reshape them. As he suffered from such obsessive-compulsive disorder, his eyes instantly turned red.

And Albus.!!!!
Aberforth was going mad.

Grindelwald stood directly in front of Dumbledore, with a very ambiguous posture and a weird expression.

Damn! I know my brother likes men, but not in front of me!
Not Grindelwald!
At least no outsiders!
It’s better not to know that outsider!

But the reality
Haha, haha, may the world be destroyed!
Ariana has Granger kid to protect her, so no need to worry.

He didn't care where Ginny Weasley was or why the Weasleys had the money to buy so many brooms.

At the same time, Molly Weasley and her husband quickly stood in front of their sons, including Harry.

"do not look!"

"Dumbledore, why is he here?"

“It’s very remote here.”

"If I had known, I wouldn't have said hello."

The two of them complained and flew around like a mother otter protecting her baby otters from falling into the water, sending Harry and the others away from where they were.

Molly's face was as red as her hair. Although what had just happened was embarrassing, it also brought back fond memories of when she and Arthur were in the corner of the school late at night when they were young.

"You guys go have fun on your own. Arthur and I will go look around somewhere else."

Go play somewhere else = an invitation with the sound of water.

Arthur understood immediately.

He also coughed, "Fortunately Ginny is not here. Remember not to spread what you saw today."

Ron blurted out, "Why would we need to tell him? That German student is living in the same office with Dumbledore!"

Bill and Charlie's eyes flashed with surprise. Damn! Is the principal playing tricks like this?
Percy snapped, "Shut up Ron."

Ron looked at Fred and George unconvinced, "What I said is true. Everyone knows it."

Without waiting for Fred and George to answer, he pushed Harry again, "Harry, say something~ah~"

Fred and George nodded.

But the two's playfulness made the Weasleys unconvinced.

Then all eyes turned to Harry.

Harry hesitated.

He knew Manstein's true identity; Dumbledore had revealed it to him, Sirius, and the professors that day on the lawn.

Dumbledore and 'Manstein' are legitimate.

Just as legitimate as what Mr and Mrs Weasley were just about to do.

But if he says yes, doesn’t that mean he is talking bad about others behind their backs?

Isn't this too much? It would be fine if the target was Voldemort.

Dumbledore was his dear headmaster, worthy of respect.
After all, he is a kind elder.

Ron sensed Harry's hesitation and placed his hand on the back of Harry's hand.

"Harry, everyone knows about this."

"That Manstein has been in and out of the principal's office openly many times."

"At night, he would openly ask passers-by where the toilet was located to claim his sovereignty."

"After so much time, Dumbledore himself has never denied it."

"You just——"

Before Ron could finish, Harry nodded heavily, "Yes! Ron is right."

"Harry~" Percy sighed heavily.

If it was just a scandal involving the principal, he wouldn't care.

But this headmaster is from Gryffindor and has a close relationship with their family.

As a prefect and the third son of the Weasley family, it would be better for him to deceive himself by trying to cover up his own mistakes than to admit it directly.

Molly's face, which had just been flushed, turned even redder.

She even felt her ears and neck were burning, so she quickly grabbed Arthur's arm with her right hand and her eyes wandered.

She knows more than the child.

Next to Dumbledore and the German boy was Dumbledore's brother, Aberforth.

He did this kind of thing and brought his younger brother along.

I brought both my brothers. It's not just for rhyme, right? It's too much!

Arthur, who also knew Aberforth's identity, concluded dryly, "Perhaps this is a side effect of the Philosopher's Stone."

"After being so old for so long, I suddenly become younger."

"And that boy looks a lot like Grindelwald."

“They were all German, even.”

"It's unavoidable."

Fred and George shook their heads, "Dad, you're wrong." "According to our research, Grindelwald is actually Austrian."

"The greatest achievement of the Austrian Ministry of Magic is to make everyone think that Grindelwald is German."

Harry, who was familiar with Muggle history, suddenly remembered that unspeakable person.

He quickly changed the subject, "By the way, where is Ginny?"

Bill shook his long hair (Mrs. Weasley's expression changed instantly, and she reached for her wand lovingly), "It just so happens that I was also wondering about Ginny's whereabouts."

"Percy, you were the one who said she was busy and it wasn't convenient right now."

"Could it be possible that she has found a boyfriend?"

“It’s too early!”

Mrs. Weasley, who was fingering her wand for a sneak attack, paused.

Charlie's muscles bulged and his gentle face showed its edge for the first time.

Mr. Weasley, who was fixing his hair in an attempt to cover his baldness, also stopped what he was doing.

The Weasley twins, who were always smiling, also had tense faces.

Ron, who had just been distracted and was looking at the barbecue stall on the beach, became sharp.

Percy was a little breathless as he was stared at by family members both unfamiliar and familiar to him.

He seemed to feel a pair of hands tightly pinching his neck, "Ginny. Isn't. in. a. relationship."

Mrs. Weasley set her eyes on Bill and Charlie's long hair again, but Bill's earrings still attracted all her attention.

Charlie became a nice guy again.

Mr. Weasley was stroking his hair carefully.

Fred and George whistled.

Ron looked straight at the food again, and a wisp of crystal appeared in his mouth.

It was as if everything that happened before was an illusion.

Percy panted, catching his breath, "You all probably know Luna."

"The Lovegood girl."

"She was sorted into Ravenclaw."

"Penelope, the Ravenclaw prefect—"

Fred and George interrupted Percy. "Penelope?" "You mean the girl who rejected you in the Great Hall?"

"The champion of Ravenclaw." "The griffin hovering over the tower!"

Percy blushed and said something like "That's not a rejection", "She was just hesitant", "She said goodnight to me today".
Ron rolled his eyes and whispered to Harry beside him, "Percy is still too naive. As long as Badgill is at Hogwarts, it will be difficult for us boys to have the right to choose our spouses. Those beautiful and outstanding girls who think they are worthy of him are all eyeing Badgill."

"I have received many letters asking me to pass them on to him."

Harry, who still had no idea of ​​a girl in his heart, nodded indifferently.

"What are you doing, Mom!" Bill covered his ears.

His voice woke Percy, who was immersed in "love" again.

The others also looked at Bill.

Mrs. Weasley had one hand on her hips, her eyes full of dissatisfaction. "It has a horrible big fang on it. Really, Bill, what do the people at the bank say?"

"Your hair is awful, dear. I really wish you would let me trim it."

"Mom, the people at the bank don't care what I wear, as long as I find a lot of treasure." Bill explained patiently, then he turned his target and pointed at Charlie, "Look at Charlie. He's still studying dragons in Romania!"

"He's not even afraid of having his hair burned by a fire dragon, so why should I care about that when I'm searching for ways to break magic traps in ancient ruins?"

Charlie, who was watching his brother having fun, said: Bill! You framed me!
He quickly said, "Mom, our hairstyle is very popular now."

"It's also common among famous wizards."

"You are so out of date."

"Besides, compared to Professor Dumbledore's hair, it's not long at all—"

Charlie's body stiffened as he realized he had said something he shouldn't have.

Bill also looked at his brother speechlessly.

Mrs. Weasley gasped and fell on top of Mr. Weasley while holding onto the broom handle with one hand.

"What did you say--"

"You learned that from Dumbledore!"

The combination of brothers reminded her of the combination of Dumbledore and his brother.

The rich imagination makes countless indescribable pictures come to mind.

She screamed, "Now! Right now! Cut your hair off right now!"

Bill smiled bitterly, "Mom, my sexual preferences are very general. I like pretty girls."

Charlie hesitated, and those girls with scales and breathing fire flashed through his mind. "I don't like men."

At this moment, Charlie's hesitation was as obvious as a fly on a piece of white paper.

Mrs. Weasley was completely mad, "It's my fault."

"If I hadn't boasted to you about how great Dumbledore was, you wouldn't have gone to Gryffindor."

"If you don't go to Gryffindor, you won't learn bad things."

"If you don't learn bad things, you won't be like this now."

"Ron!"

"Take your hands off Harry!"

"Do you want to learn bad things too?"

Ron wiped his saliva aggrievedly, "Harry and I are just friends."

Harry nodded eagerly, wishing they weren't in the sky right now. At least not now if they were concerned about the presence of others.

Percy, who has always been awake, said: Aren't we talking about Ginny? How come we are talking about her hair and now her sexual orientation?

Fred and George laughed and said, "Keep going! Keep going!"
Bill stared at Charlie again, "Charlie, tell me the truth! Do you like men or not?"

"You just hesitated for a moment. Mom, I didn't learn bad things from Dumbledore."

"I'm absolutely certain!"

Mr. Weasley cautiously asked, "Molly, you must have misunderstood."

"There's no sign of that with Bill and Charlie."

"Ron is even less likely. He even hides a picture of Muriel under his pillow!"

Ron nodded quickly, "Yes! It has nothing to do with me——"

After he came to his senses, he thought, it's over. Do you want a Voldemort to give me an Avada now?

Mrs. Weasley's breathing steadied.

"Bill and Charlie still have doubts."

"Do you remember Bill's Brazilian pen pal?"

"He went to school in Castrobusa, Brazil."

"Bill simply couldn't participate in the exchange program that Castrobus had for European students."

"The pen pal sent him a hat with a curse on it, which made both of his ears wrinkle."

"Don't you think this is too much? Their relationship is definitely not normal!"

(End of this chapter)

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