Douluo: Becoming Qian Renxue

Chapter 67 Uncle Sausage

When you enter the village, all you can see are wooden buildings. The buildings here can be best described as simple and plain. In fact, Qian Renxue would rather describe them as shabby.

Not far away, Qian Renxue followed the original book and came to an open space. Surrounded by wooden houses, this open space was about 500 square meters, right in the center of Shrek Academy.

When Qian Renxue found Tang San, Xiao Wu and the others, they were standing in line, listening to Dai Mubai talking about the spirit fusion technique.

Seeing her coming over, Tang San's eyes revealed excitement, and he said respectfully: "Teacher."

Qian Renxue nodded and smiled at them. Dai Mubai wanted to say something but was interrupted by her: "The dean asked me to come and take a look at your assessment."

Ning Rongrong couldn't help but look at her a few more times and said, "You are Teacher Jiang, right? You are so beautiful."

Qian Renxue smiled gently and nodded: "You are also very beautiful."

Under the gaze of a certain Sea King, Ning Rongrong almost blushed.

Qian Renxue glanced at Zhu Zhuqing behind her with a subtle look.

Zhu Zhuqing also glanced at her, with a puzzled look in her eyes.

At this moment, a soft voice sounded.

"Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, and don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. They are cheap and plentiful. They only cost five copper coins each. If you eat Oscar brand sausages, you will be guaranteed It’s easier to pass the entrance exam.”

Qian Renxue looked sideways and saw a man pushing a cart not far away, hawking his wares. The aroma of meat wafted from the cart, and some students who had been waiting in line walked over to buy some.

The man standing behind the cart was dressed in simple gray clothes, had neat short hair, and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and he looked specifically at the girls in the candidate team.

It was hard to believe that that soft female voice could come from the mouth of a big man with such a rough appearance.

It was Oscar whom she had met in Xueyan Building a few days ago.

Tang San glanced at Xiao Wu and said, "There are still a few people ahead. You didn't eat much for breakfast. Do you want to eat some sausage? Teacher, do you want to eat?"

Qian Renxue shook her head, and Xiao Wu tilted her head and said, "It smells good. Let's try it."

Tang San nodded, asked Xiao Wu to wait, and walked towards the direction of the cart.

As he got closer, Tang San could see that the man selling sausages was about the same height as himself. There was a wooden board nailed to his cart with four words engraved on it: Sausage Specialty.

When Oscar saw someone coming over, he immediately said enthusiastically: "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, the best. The taste is the most guaranteed."

Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me two."

Oscar's expression suddenly became stiff, and he said, "You, what did you call me?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment, and said: "Is there a problem with me calling you uncle?"

Oscar smiled bitterly and said: "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big problem. Brother, I'm only fourteen years old, and you actually call me uncle?"

"Uh..., you are only fourteen years old?" Tang San looked at the man in front of him in surprise.

Oscar said affirmatively: "Yes, my name is Oscar, I am fourteen years old, and I am a freshman at Shrek Academy. You can't call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."

Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought to himself, your hair is more than just luxuriant.

"Are you really only fourteen years old?" Tang San couldn't help but ask.

Oscar nodded affirmatively and said: "Of course, I am a student of the academy. Anyone you ask knows that I am fourteen years old."

Tang San thought to himself that for a fourteen-year-old boy to have a beard that could grow to such an extent, he was definitely considered a miracle.

Oscar picked up two bamboo skewers from his cart and threaded two ten centimeter-long sausages through them to Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the cart, exuding a rich aroma. .

Tang San took out a silver coin and handed it to him, "Senior, I'm so sorry, I was rude just now."

Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just come to my sausage store more often in the future." Tang San said cheerfully: "No problem."

"Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai finally managed to talk to "Teacher Jiang" and didn't pay attention to this place, so he saw this scene.

As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face: "Boss Dai, do you want to eat a sausage?"

"Go to hell." Dai Mubai glared at him unhappily, "You really bring shame to the academy. I think I warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San, this sausage cannot be eaten."

Tang San asked in confusion: "Why?"

Dai Mubai's expression became a little strange, and he said, "Xiao Ao, make a new sausage."

Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, no need. After all, we have been classmates for a few years. You will make the new junior students resent me."

Dai Mubai snorted coldly and said: "I'm just reminding Tang San. Tang San is my brother, so I can't be fooled by you. Come on, don't let me do it."

Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand helplessly and shouted in a somewhat obscene and soft voice: "I have it."

Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, and two yellow rings rose from Oscar's feet. Then, a sausage exactly like the one in Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.

"Uh..." When Tang San heard Oscar's words 'I have it.', he froze. This sentence was too ambiguous. Let's not talk about the quality of this sausage, whether it is edible. Just because of Oscar's words, he didn't dare to eat it. Especially, this sausage was bought for Xiao Wu, fortunately the teacher didn't ask to eat it.

Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar hurriedly explained: "I can't help it. When using food-type martial arts, if you want the food to change, you must use different soul spells. I can't help it." The words are a curse, not what I want to shout. Besides, there is no problem with the quality of my sausages.”

Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Fortunately, he didn't eat the sausage, otherwise he would have lost face.

Zhu Zhuqing gave Oscar a cold look. Oscar shrugged innocently at Tang San, "It's a pity that no one eats such delicious sausages. Alas!"

Dai Mubai glared at him and said, "Be careful. If you want to sell sausages, go outside the academy. Tang San, I will help you pass the exam."

The two returned to the queue. Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands and asked, "Where's my sausage?"

Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other and couldn't hold back any longer, they both burst into laughter.

Zhu Zhuqing was standing behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she whispered lightly: "Boring."

Xiao Wu was confused by their laughter, "What's going on? Is the sausage not delicious?"

Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what had happened before in her ear.

After hearing what Tang San said, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You guys are so bad. How could you have such a strange spirit?"

Dai Mubai smiled and said, "We are the Monster Academy, so the martial spirits are naturally all kinds of strange. However, Oscar is also a rare flower in the academy. His martial spirit has no attack power, but among the food-related martial spirits, it is a top-grade one. After all, he provides meat. It's just that when this guy made the martial spirit, those few spells were too disgusting. People who know him will never eat the sausages he made."

"I don't know if it's because of his food spirit, but his hair is much thicker than that of an average person. If he doesn't shave for a day, his beard will become like this. So, he has a nickname in the academy called Big Sausage Uncle. But he calls himself the Sausage Specialist."

This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing: "Uncle Big Sausage, what an interesting martial spirit."

Oscar then noticed so many beauties and couldn't help but sigh: "Are there so many school girls this year?"

Dai Mubai saw that he hadn't left yet, so he walked over to his side and said, "Hurry up, go back and practice."

"Boss Dai, there are so many beauties this year!" Oscar's eyes fell on Qian Renxue.

Dai Mubai saw that he was staring at his goddess and patted his head: "What are you thinking about? That's the new teacher Jiang in the academy!"

Oscar looked in that direction puzzledly. Are all teachers nowadays so young?
……

Qian Renxue looked at the conversation between the two and Dai Mubai who finally rushed over to stop them, and sneered in her heart. This San Shao's book is really... She didn't understand what it meant at the time, and when she understood it later, she cursed San Shao many times in her heart.

Seeing Tang San almost vomiting, Qian Renxue felt extremely happy in her heart.

(End of this chapter)