Basketball's No. 1 Anti-Fan
Chapter 80 I Will Date Taylor Swift
Chapter 80 I Will Date Taylor Swift
During the training session the next day, Han Sen paid attention to James' reaction.
James was in a very good mood and always had a smile on his face.
There is no way his team didn't tell him about what happened on social media yesterday, but it seems he doesn't care about it.
This is like a minister praising Emperor Zhenzong of Song, saying that his great achievements are comparable to those of the Qin Emperor and Han Emperor, and that he should go to Mount Tai to be enthroned.
At this time, the censors would come out to stop him. After all, Song Zhenzong did not have any great achievements, and his political performance was even mediocre, so he could not be considered a leader of the revival.
If he went to Mount Tai to forcibly perform the Fengshan ceremony, it would probably lead to criticism and might even leave a disgraceful mark in history books.
The counselors' words were all honest advice, but who would Emperor Zhenzong of Song prefer to listen to? And what would he do?
History has already given the answer.
James's reaction can be said to have eliminated Han Sen's last bit of worry.
He can already see himself exchanging his talent for lob shots and enhancing his breakthroughs.
However, during this training session, Han Sen had some minor problems. He felt some obvious discomfort in his groin.
After training, he went to the team doctor for a check-up.
The team doctor took him to the team's cooperating hospital for examination, and the final result was that it was a physical reaction caused by excessive fatigue.
In order to help Han Sen understand better, the team doctor explained a term to him: rookie wall.
After rookies enter the NBA, they usually lose their form for a certain period of time, as if there is an invisible wall blocking their way forward.
There are many reasons for the rookie wall, and it is generally believed that it is the inability to adapt to the high-intensity NBA schedule, physical fatigue or even injury.
Han Sen is experiencing a similar situation now.
Not to mention that Hansen is from the NCAA Division II league, even players from the Division I league only play more than thirty games a season, including the Crazy Three.
And that is just the amount of games in the NBA in less than three months.
Not to mention that the density of the NBA schedule is far from comparable to that of the NCAA.
"In addition, the weight gain you gained in the summer puts a greater physical burden on you, as does your training volume and changes in your playing style. This is a combined result." The team doctor gave another reminder based on his personal situation.
Finally, his advice to Hansen was to take good care of himself after the game and training, including details such as ice compresses.
Then, reduce the amount of training to allow the body to slowly adapt to the intensity of the NBA schedule, and then slowly resume the training volume after adaptation.
In addition, ensure adequate sleep and reduce staying up late.
I have to say that this team doctor is quite professional.
After all, although Cleveland is a small place, its medical industry is relatively developed.
After coming out of the hospital, Han Sen logged into the black fan system and took a look.
He had only been thinking about improving his talent in terms of strength and had not paid attention to injuries.
After looking around, he finally found only one talent in the first tier that could improve physical endurance, called [Iron Bones], which required 200 million black fans.
He was too far away from that.
It seems that he can only do what the team doctor said now. What is more important than how well he plays is to stay on the court.
There are so many players in the NBA who have been ruined by injuries, and he doesn't want to be the next one.
It is during this period that the NBA's annual All-Star Game voting begins.
The All-Star Game is in mid-February, which is more than a month away, but voting requires four rounds, so it will start earlier.
According to the existing rules, the team will submit a four-person preliminary list to the league, and only the people on this preliminary list will appear on the voting interface.
The Cavaliers offered James, O'Neal, Mo Williams and Hansen.
In addition to the list, the team will also canvass for votes for those on the list, and the Cavaliers are no exception this year. The publicity department requires those on the list to write a slogan for themselves to canvass for votes and use it in their publicity materials.
Han Sen is now being heavily targeted by his opponents. In theory, he should increase his training on throwing jump shots, but now he has to reduce his training due to physical fatigue, which inevitably makes him anxious.
Therefore, he was not very interested in participating in the All-Star Game.
What he is really interested in now is the number of black fans.
Because only by exchanging your shooting talent as early as possible and starting intensive training as early as possible can you get rid of the current unfavorable situation.
The method of praising James to death is very successful, and his number of black fans is still increasing.
But this requires an opportunity and the frequency needs to be controlled. If you continue with high intensity, James will realize that something is wrong.
So he still has to combine other methods.
But he can't possibly be selected for the All-Star Game, so this kind of canvassing for votes doesn't make much sense, and this isn't to attract black fans...
Ok?
Hansen suddenly felt like JFK in a convertible, his mind was full of ideas.
It doesn't seem like it's impossible to attract negative attention through this?
After all, this is the official information released by the team, and it is viewed by the entire league.
He would say something exaggerated, like "Vote me for the All-Stars and I will be the MVP of the All-Star Game."
But think about it this seems a bit too clownish.
He searched his mind for all the weird ways of canvassing votes that he had seen over the years, and soon a perfect idea came to his mind.
……
David Griffin is responsible for the team's All-Star promotion this time.
In addition to promotional slogans, he also needs to produce promotional videos of game highlights for everyone, and even sending push emails to fans who have bought tickets is part of his job.
The huge workload inevitably made him tired, especially since he had to stare at the computer all the time, which made his eyes sore.
At this moment, his assistant brought him the slogans of several people.
He rubbed his eyes and read through it. When he saw what Han Sen wrote, he suddenly woke up.
Because what it says is: Please vote me into the All-Stars, and after I become an All-Star I will start dating Taylor Swift!
Are you sure this isn't some staff member's prank?
He went out to look for Han Sen directly, and after searching around, he found Han Sen in the infirmary, who was looking for the team doctor for physical therapy.
"Yes, this is the slogan I chose for campaigning." Han Sen gave an affirmative answer.
The inspiration came from the incident between Embiid and Rihanna.
After Embiid made a similar move that year, he earned four or five hundred thousand votes for himself.
Of course, the number of votes is not the point. The point is Embiid's action. Although it is not as good as Durant's action of saying he wanted to drink Scarlett's bath water, he was also badly criticized.
Embiid, a French man of Cameroonian descent, is not welcome in the United States, but he says he wants to pursue American goddess Rihanna. How can he not be ridiculed?
It's unfortunate that Hansen, as a Dongda student and Asian, is at the bottom of the discrimination chain in the United States.
As for why he chose Swift, this was the result of his search on the Internet.
In the past year, Swift has been the most popular female star in the United States. The four words that best describe her are: extremely popular.
At this year's MTV Video Awards, she snatched the "Best Female Video" award from Beyoncé, forcing Kanye West to run up to the stage and grab the microphone to speak up for Beyoncé.
Also in that year's American Music Awards, she snatched Artist of the Year from Michael Jackson.
Later, she became the cover girl of the authoritative American music magazine "Rolling Stone".
He sings well, is white, and has an innocent look. It's hard for him not to be popular in the United States.
Well then, Han Sen said he wanted to date Swift, and other people would have only one reaction: You’re dreaming, you’re just a lazy toad wanting to eat swan meat!
You see, this black fan is here because it’s worth it.
(End of this chapter)
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