Chapter 795 (12)
Not long after arriving here, Yao Guang discovered that the number of cultivators here was five times greater than in the Nine Provinces, with tens of thousands of cultivators in just one region.
Although there are many of them, the quality of the cultivators is not particularly high, and their cultivation techniques are somewhat abnormal, with each technique containing numerous loopholes.
Even so, having hundreds of thousands of players online in just seven days is still a bit too exaggerated.
Taking a deep breath, Yao Guang looked at the data and suddenly slapped herself hard.
I should have made more mini-games before I got in.
Such a huge amount of confusion, gone just like that.
Startled by the crisp sound of the slap, Yun Jianxian, who was working on a problem, loosened his grip on his tattered pen and said, "Sister Yaoguang, can you please stop scaring me like that? You scared away the solution I just came up with."
Yao Guang glanced at Yun Jianxian, whose test paper was completely blank but who had used three sheets of scratch paper, and sneered: "Forget it, what kind of problem-solving approach do you need for that kind of question? If you can't figure it out at a glance, you still won't be able to figure it out even if you look at it a few more times."
"Sister Yaoguang! I call you 'sister' because I have to give the big boss face, but I'm a Foundation Establishment cultivator after all. Aren't you being a little too impolite to me?"
"Really?" Yao Guang asked, squinting. "It's already a big favor that I consider you a human being."
"you……"
Stepping forward, Yao Guang ruffled Yun Jianxian's hair and said, "Stop fooling around. Before you reach the pinnacle of your stats and make a significant contribution to the game, your only purpose is to let me masturbate you. The texture of your hair is really nice; it can slightly alleviate my lovesickness."
Yun Jianxian tried to pry Yaoguang's hand open, but he couldn't do it no matter what he did.
As fellow Foundation Establishment cultivators, she felt that Yao Guang's movements carried a certain special charm, and she would be drawn to him in a daze, and then he would start to masturbate her.
After realizing she couldn't break free, she said with dissatisfaction, "You're just like Lu Shuangxing!"
"You know Lu Shuangxing? Well, it's normal for scions of prominent families to know each other. Alright, enough joking around. Quickly use your unparalleled mathematical talent to help me figure out what's wrong with this data?"
After tidying up his hair that Yao Guang had messed up, Yun Jianxian glared at Yao Guang and angrily snatched the analysis data from her hand, then began to look at it seriously.
After a few breaths, she pinched her chin and said, "These data are strangely good-looking."
"Nonsense. I want you to see what's really going on. Why can a game that hasn't been advertised at all become so popular?"
"Maybe it's because it's fun," Yun Jianxian replied. "The big boss told me to go in and experience it after I finished the exercises. Hehe, just kidding, there's no way I could finish them all."
"That's it."
Yao Guang looked at the jade slip, feeling conflicted.
"Cyber Immortal Cultivation 2077" adopts the technique of directly sending the primordial spirit into the jade slip. This practice is the method used by the demonic sect to refine evil magic weapons, which would be an absolutely unforgivable crime for the righteous sects.
Lin Yuan actually wrote this into the user agreement in a very open and aboveboard way, so that every player could read it.
In addition, a special reminder will be given before entering the game, informing players that "we will extract your primordial spirit into the jade slip, and then use your primordial spirit as a medium to transmit some things. There may be some impurities mixed in during the process, but don't worry, they will be removed soon."
This is akin to an old demon grabbing a young, righteous person and saying kindly, "I'll skin you alive and tear your tendons out in a moment, then send your soul into the Myriad Souls Banner. I'll be quick, just bear with it."
She longed to find out what was inside that drove the cultivators of this realm so mad, but the thought of handing over her primordial spirit to someone else made her instinctively resistant.
After agonizing for a long time, she finally made a decision.
She finished Yun Jianxian's homework. Seeing Yao Guang's swift and skillful writing, completing the homework that had stumped him for half a day in one go, Yun Jianxian was stunned.
Especially after discovering that the problem-solving approach was clear, the method was straightforward, and there were no errors in the process, she opened her mouth wide and said in surprise, "Yaoguang, you're really good at this."
"necessary."
"I thought you were all talk, but I didn't expect you to be so good with your hands too."
"...How come you have so many witty remarks at such a young age?"
"Is there any?"
Looking at the bewildered Yun Jianxian, Yao Guang pinched his cheek and felt that it felt good; it wasn't some old demon pretending to be young.
All I can say is that some people are just naturally gifted; they're born to tell dirty jokes.
Yao Guang ruffled the other's hair again and said, "Those are all minor matters, not important. Now that you've finished your homework, it's time to complete Lin Yuan's next request."
"Now that I've finished writing it all, what's the rush?" Yun Jianxian lay on the table and began to look at his debts. "Recently, I've become obsessed with looking at my debts. The interest of tens of millions every day is really exciting. The thought that I will never pay this money back is even more exciting."
"At such a young age, don't always watch those stimulating things. If you don't complete Lin Yuan's request, he'll show you what real excitement is."
"What's there to be afraid of? Lin Yuan is such a nice person, it doesn't matter if it's a few days later." Yun Jianxian said lazily, swinging his legs. "Sister Yao, can you pour me a glass of milk? I've recently discovered that tea leaves that cost twelve yuan have a unique flavor when brewed with milk."
"...Do I need to remind you that your employment contract is with me? Are you aware that I have the authority to evaluate you during your probationary period?"
"Mom, I was wrong, I'll start now."
Sullenly, Yun Jianxian sat up, picked up the jade slip, loaded the portal, quickly glanced at the user agreement, checked the hard difficulty, and entered the game in less than a few breaths.
She spent about an hour choosing a character, only stopping when she had sculpted the one she wanted.
As soon as she chose to begin, she felt her primordial spirit being drawn out of her body by a tremendous force.
Then, a huge crystal appeared before her, and the magic released by the massive crystal connected her to it, making her feel as if she were sinking into something vast and profound.
This feeling was so new and brought her immense peace. She just wanted to stay immersed in this boundless dream forever and never wake up.
But soon, the feeling of tranquility began to dissipate, and something appeared before her eyes. When she regained consciousness, she found herself bound in chains.
The chains clanged on the ground, and red rust flaked off with each impact, some even landing in her eyes, causing her to tear up.
Upon discovering that his tear ducts were particularly vulnerable, Yun Jianxian was shocked. He quickly checked his cultivation level and found that it had been completely drained, leaving him with nothing.
"What happened? Where is my cultivation? Where is my realm? It's all gone!"
"Still thinking about your pathetic cultivation level?" The burly man pulling her turned his head and grinned, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth. "Guess where you're going next?"
"Isn't this a game?"
"You're going to arrange a ghost marriage, silly boy~"
The other party's doting tone made Yun Jianxian scream, and the piercing wail echoed throughout the entire underworld.
(End of this chapter)
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