Chapter 819 As long as you're happy (22)

Although Xu Zifan suffered a bit, his efforts yielded remarkable results.

The next day at the same time, a large number of players began to gather here. They started discussing the game's content and looking forward to seeing what kind of tricks Xu Zifan would pull today.

Perhaps because yesterday's headline was too sensational, Xu Zifan has toned down his tone a lot today, but it still leaves people bewildered.

Be bold and move directly into the prison in the Moon City.

In the live stream, Xu Zifan's eyes were red, as if he had just been crying, but he still shouted with all his might and passion: "Be bold, even going to jail is no problem!"

"As we all know, the prices in Moon City are very high, costing eighty dollars a night. Players who don't have a stable income in the early stages are prone to going into debt and losing everything."

"But if we don't stay, we might be inspected and fined, and there's a chance we'll lose the clothes and Jill, whom we just redeemed. What should we do?"

"The answer is: you can absolutely muster up the courage and go straight to prison!"

"First, commit some minor offenses. Don't do things like dine and dash; those restaurant owners have powerful connections. What we need to do is randomly beat up a passerby and then get dragged into jail by them."

"If they don't hand him over, then beat him up again!"

"The prison offers free accommodation, free food, and you can learn some practical spells for free. It's just that the beds here are bad, and there's a chance of bedbugs."

"Moreover, there are no shower facilities, and the toilets are shared. Once inside, they are likely to become entertainment facilities for other people, which greatly reduces physical strength and mood."

"At this point, we need to borrow a few dollars from a passing prison guard to buy some expansion screws and completely renovate our room!"

"First, tear down the prison bars, beat up your cellmate until he kicks out, then overturn his bed..."

"They stole large hot water tanks from the canteen's sink to make bathtubs, and they could even return them to other inmates every day as extra food..."

"The toilet is built using leftover food plates. We just put it up after each meal. It's both beautiful and practical."

"This is the final result. From now on, we will have a place in Moon City."

"Alright, do you have any other questions?"

Because the live stream was conducted within the game, the entire process was hands-on.

Although it seemed like a prank at first, the others were impressed by Xu Zifan's idea when they discovered that he had actually built a cozy little house in the prison.

I must say, this is better than where I live now.

[It even has a private toilet, shower, and you can cook for yourself! What an amazing place!]

Even their toilets are better than mine.

At first, I was watching with a smile, but after I realized he actually succeeded, I couldn't laugh anymore.

My house is only about half a meter square. When will the streamer help me renovate it?

He also has a dog...and that dog is even fatter than me!

[Host, I have a problem! What if I can't steal the items?]

“Simple!” Xu Zifan replied immediately. “It’s okay to steal in prison. If you’re caught, don’t resist or run away. Just look at the person. When they ask you why you stole, you should bow your head and admit your mistake, saying ‘I was wrong.’ You’ll get your sentence extended, but it’s okay, it’s only a few years. Then we can break out, make enough money, and come back to pay the fine.”

"What if you get released? Will you still steal? Of course you will! Stealing can be a way to hone your skills, and if you know magic, you can even practice magic. Why not steal? It'll just mean an extra sentence. Any other questions?"

[Host, host, I have a question...] A quarter of an hour of live streaming antics and an hour of chatting ignited the players' enthusiasm for communication, and they were finally willing to actively exchange ideas and share their experiences with Xu Zifan.

When asked why he was willing to share, Xu Zifan thought for a moment and then said, "No particular reason. I initially started playing the game for someone else, but after playing it, I found it to be very interesting. I also know my own limitations. The hard mode of this game is simply inhuman. I only know some things about the early and mid-game, and I don't know anything about the later parts."

[The streamer is so skilled, how come he didn't even make it to the late game?]

"I can't play it." Xu Zifan waved his hand and said, "Everyone says this mode is all about suffering, and ordinary cultivators can't stand it at all. My elders are all Golden Core experts, and they still get brutally crushed when playing the hard mode. Don't believe me? This is my elder's Golden Core. I specially lent it out today for everyone to see and play with."

[Holy crap! Streamer, are you serious?!]

This is the first time I've ever seen a Golden Core! How much money must have been spent to achieve this level of enlightenment?!

I'm a student, can I borrow it to play with?

I don't know why, but I've suddenly calmed down. The past few days feel like a dream. Why did I think I could get that billion?

[Me too. Even Golden Core cultivators haven't cleared it yet, why should we join in the fun?]

【I'm giving up, I'm going to rest now. I have to go to work in half an hour.】

Me too. Sweet dreams, everyone.

"Sweet dreams."

Xu Zifan responded softly, checked the time, and chose to end the broadcast.

Leaving the game, he breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he had done a good job this time.

Many players suddenly realized that they didn't have a chance of winning first place, and then withdrew in time, not getting too addicted.

Although I know how much of this is genuine and how much is deceitful, I'll save whoever I can.

He stretched lazily and stood up, only to find his room full of people.

Lin Yuan, who was in the lead, looked at Xu Zifan, stepped forward, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Well done, I didn't expect you to have such talent."

"Senior Lin."

Yao Guang gave a thumbs-up and said, "Aba (Awesome! The live stream was very effective, at least in the top ten. Keep it up, your opportunity might be coming soon.)"

"Senior Yao."

Zhong Huai patted him on the shoulder and said, "At this time, the number of offline players has increased by 23%. If this continues, we will discourage even more players."

"That sounds a bit strange."

Their enemies are frantically increasing their online rate, while they are frantically suppressing it. Isn't this backwards?

But this was the first time he had received so much attention and praise. A strange emotion surged within him, and he smiled as he said, "Thank you. I will continue to work hard to lower the average online time of our game!"

"Great, let's do it that way!"

Amid the cheers of the crowd, Xu Zifan put his doubts to the back of his mind.

Leave it alone!
As long as everyone's happy!

(End of this chapter)

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