Let the scourge go to the right path, and you make games to reward them?.
Chapter 998 You're serious!
Chapter 998 You're serious! (12)
Although I didn't have high hopes for the strange old man, after all, he's the kind of guy who can wander around for ten hours at a time, and if he says he'll come the next day, he might not be seen again.
Therefore, Lin Yuan was indeed a little surprised when the other party actually appeared.
An ordinary-looking, strange middle-aged man carrying two jugs of wine cheerfully approached Lin Yuan and personally filled his cup.
Then, he stared intently at Lin Yuan for a long time, suddenly shook his head, and shouted loudly, "Drink!"
"No, uncle, what do you mean? I have important business to attend to."
"Forget about business for now, let's drink first."
Lin Yuan felt increasingly strange about the uncle in front of him, but the other party did not seem to have any ill intentions, and was even a rare immortal cultivator who was willing to communicate with him.
So he sat down and started drinking with the other person.
The wine the uncle brought was no ordinary wine either; a single glass of it made him drunk instantly.
Fortunately, his current character has a strong resistance to abnormal statuses and can continue to act even when drunk, which makes Di Xun panic.
He looked at the wine, then at Lin Yuan, and muttered to himself, "Impossible! Immortal's Brew is the finest wine I brewed; even immortals would get drunk after just one cup. Lin Yuan, who are you? How are you so powerful?"
"An ordinary game enthusiast."
"What kind of job is this? It sounds like it has a promising future."
"Just based on that, you're a discerning person. But uncle, what do you want to do by getting me drunk? I don't want to play that tired 'Brother Jie, no!' joke with you."
"What's that?!"
Looking at the wine in his glass, then at Lin Yuan, Di Xun finally made up his mind and said seriously to Lin Yuan, "Lin Yuan, I've seen more of life than you've ever been through anything. So even if you're heartbroken, you have to live well, at least don't commit suicide for love."
"What?"
"You must be cultivators captured by the Immortal Realm and brought here, but as long as you're alive, there's hope and a chance to leave. Although the Immortal Realm is a chaotic place with many strange things, you can still find some interesting things if you look carefully."
"If you have to search for fun things in a place, then there's something wrong with that place."
"You're right, something's really off about the Immortal Realm."
Di Xun subconsciously drank a glass of wine, and only after finishing it did he realize what he had drunk, and couldn't help but let out an "Oh ho!"
The next second, the other person's face turned bright red, and they started to stammer.
Holding Lin Yuan's sleeve, he said haltingly, "Let me tell you, my supernatural ability is to see subtitles, the kind of subtitles you're thinking of. After seeing you, I saw your young couple commit suicide and run away, and you were thinking of committing suicide to go with them. But then I felt something was off. You can create such an interesting city all by yourself, why would you want to die? Isn't living good enough?"
"So, you're preventing me from killing myself."
"Otherwise what?" Di Xun said with a thick tongue, "The Immortal Realm sounds like a nice place, doesn't it?"
"Yes, there's a group of immortals."
"Actually, it's terrible. This place shouldn't be called the Immortal Realm; it should be called a garbage dump." "Why do you say that?"
Di Xun was clearly drunk, and his eyes were glazed over as he looked at Lin Yuan: "I think you don't understand anything at all."
"What do you know? No, I already said I don't want to use those stale jokes."
"Hehehe. The fact that you were able to reach this place means that you have a certain understanding of the rules of the Heavenly Dao and have entered an era in which Star Lords, cultivators, and humans coexist. In addition, you should have integrated a lot of cultures and become a relatively successful large country with a common cultural base."
After reflecting on the current situation in Kyushu, Lin Yuan nodded and said, "Indeed."
"That's why you'll be drawn to the Immortal Realm, fall towards it, and eventually merge with it. But here's the problem: the Immortal Realm is too big, the kind of big that's despairing."
"It's alright, it just looks so-so from the outside."
"That's why I said you don't understand. What you see is just the surface; there's another layer inside. And nested within that layer is another, and then it's layer upon layer, without beginning or end. Its vastness is beyond your imagination. In the face of such a vast world, no matter how powerful your culture was before, you will eventually be absorbed into it, becoming a tiny grain of sand."
Upon hearing this, Lin Yuan suddenly realized what was going on.
No wonder there are so many vulnerabilities here; it turns out no one has ever fixed them!
If Emperor Xun's statement is true, then the Immortal Realm attracts a large number of smaller worlds here due to its immense mass.
However, after these smaller worlds entered this place, the Heavenly Dao did not actually merge with them, because no one noticed it at all.
Subsequently, the other party's Heavenly Dao will be embedded in the Heavenly Dao of the Immortal Realm in a detached way, and they will be integrated together in a strange and awkward way, resulting in the birth of a large number of loopholes.
The clay figure in front of me might just be a puppet from a small world. After arriving here, it was tainted by the colors of other celestial paths, and that's how it turned out the way it is now.
Clapping his hands, Lin Yuan exclaimed, "I see. No wonder you called this a garbage dump. They dump all sorts of things here, and nobody cleans it up. It causes pollution and gets dirtier and dirtier."
"That's right!" Di Xun said with a sob in his voice, "It's better if you don't know. Living carefree is so happy, and when you think back to the Immortal Realm, you're so proud that even your urination is powerful and your kidney stones are resounding. But once you know, you'll find that the air stinks, the land stinks, and even the pretty girls by the river stinks."
"Uncle, please don't describe me like that. Why do I feel like there's something wrong with you as a cultivator?"
"Can't cultivators get bladder stones? This awful place is a complete mess of laws. Even small pebbles can carry their own cultivation. They could go into your stomach and start a no-holds-barred party, and you'd be the one who suffers in the end! I really don't want to stay in this awful place anymore."
"Then leave!"
"You can't leave. You think you've left, but from the moment you learned about the Immortal Realm, you'll be drawn in by it and eventually fall straight here. In short, this is the end of our world; there's no escaping it."
"I understand. Uncle, just let me die once, and I'll wipe out this wretched place and liberate everyone."
"What do you want to do? What exactly do you want to do? Holy crap, tell me what you really want to do?"
"I'll destroy this broken world with one punch. Anyway, I don't want our Kyushu to end up in this giant junkyard."
Upon seeing Lin Yuan's raised fist, Di Xun noticed the subtitles spinning rapidly.
Everywhere you look, every subtitle is screaming frantically: "Stop him, he's serious!"
(End of this chapter)
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