I can't be a demon.
Chapter 103 Shen Lian goes out for a trip, protected by three ghosts and gods
Chapter 103 Shen Lian goes out for a trip, protected by three ghosts
The closer they got to welcoming the True Lord, the weirder things seemed inside Gao Village.
There are pig ghosts everywhere imitating Tianpeng Zhenjun.
They were mumbling opera lines incoherently, their movements like those of famous actors singing on stage, and they even stopped attacking strangers.
"He was originally the ruler of the Water Palace, but he was banished to the mortal world after being drunk and playing with fairies."
"Unlucky to be reborn as a pig, married into a high-class manor and work hard as a farmer, and be granted immortality as a gift to all living beings!"
As the sounds of gongs and drums became louder and louder, the thick fog covering Gaojia Town dissipated, and a unique fishy smell of livestock filled the air.
Zuo Yan had a serious expression on his face as he stood in the backyard of the tailor shop with Zhang Yuanzhen.
"Here he comes, the True Lord is coming!"
The Gao Mansion was extremely prosperous, with pavilions and towers standing amidst the dim lights, figures of people moving about, and wedding characters posted everywhere.
Without any warning, the resentment in Gao Village slowly faded.
"Cough cough cough."
All the pig ghosts started coughing, with bright red pieces of meat choking out of their throats.
Zuo Yan noticed that the minced meat turned into smoke like sandalwood and gathered towards Gao's mansion. In the depths, there was an endless stream of extremely noisy pig barking.
The reason why the two of them participated in the Gao family's wedding was mainly because it was almost impossible for their inner strength inheritance to enter the cave residence, so it would be better to try for a chance in Gao Laozhuang where they were familiar with the situation.
Zuo Yan is the [Tiger Power Sutra].
The inheritance of internal strength comes from a cave called [Chechi Kingdom]. The demons inside practice Taoism, so the danger is relatively low. However, it is said that most of the Jinwu Guards have not come into contact with the immortals in Chechi Kingdom for hundreds of years.
Zhang Yuanzhen's [Bear and Bear Sutra] is about a cave that is known as a place of great danger.
[Guanyin Temple]!
Among all the known caves in the Tang Dynasty, Guanyin Temple can definitely be ranked among the top three. Until now, the Jinwu Guards have not penetrated into the core of the cave.
Zhang Yuanzhen lowered his head and asked, "Zuo Yan, what exactly do you think the True Lord is? Why do I feel that the demonic aura is resisting me?"
"Since he is called Zhenjun, he may be the reincarnation of an immortal or Buddha."
When Zuo Yan mentioned the reincarnation of immortals and Buddhas, he subconsciously glanced at the Ghost Pawn Shop.
Compared to the indescribable True Lord in the depths of Gao Village, Shen Lian is actually more like the reincarnation of an immortal or Buddha. He can kill ghosts with the strength of his physical body, and at the same time he has the protection of the highly accomplished Di Ting.
No, it should be more than just listening.
According to the information collected by Zhu Yihong, there are at least three thousand-year-old demons in Yanliang Town.
"The nine-eared demon who looks like Di Ting has come to Gao Village. I wonder what kind of commotion it will cause."
"But as long as it's not a demon, it should be fine."
Zhang Yuanzhen followed Zuo Yan's gaze and stared at the Ghost Pawnshop, and asked softly, "Why has that person disappeared since Captain Feng arrived?"
"Captain Feng has offended the wrong person. That person is not the type to be willing to temporarily avoid the limelight."
Zuo Yan wanted to add a few more words.
Whoa whoa whoa.
The sound of a baby crying was heard.
What terrified them was that the sound became rougher at a speed visible to the naked eye, just like a newborn baby growing up in a moment.
The gathered smoke and dust returned to Gao Mansion, forming a faint lotus of flesh and blood.
Whoa whoa whoa.
The middle-aged man's cry was a little shrill, and everyone noticed that there was a mountain of flesh growing in the backyard of Gao's house, with a little amniotic fluid on the surface.
The meat mountain only stopped at a length of one hundred meters. It looked like a baby, with a face that somewhat resembled Tianpeng Zhenjun. The rest of its body was a random patchwork of features from a pig, with an umbilical cord connecting its abdomen.
The umbilical cord goes straight to the ground, as if the entire cave is the placenta of the True Lord.
"Welcome to the birth of the True Lord!!!"
A dozen gentle young ladies in wedding gowns called out the True Lord's name loudly.
Zhenjun didn't react at all. He hugged his knees and closed his eyes to rest. It was hard to connect the strange baby with the powerful Zhu Bajie.
"Dear guests, please come in and celebrate the marriage of the True Lord!!!"
The shop owners placed the gifts in front of their doors, and the guards of the Gao Mansion carried them to the newlyweds' residence. They were all seemingly ordinary items.
For example, mahogany coffins, antique calligraphy and paintings, glutinous rice dumplings, silk...
In reality, the gifts were actually the resentment of the thousand-year-old demons, which had at least reduced the demons' spiritual power by several decades, and some were severely injured.
There were two to three hundred Tianpeng Sutra practitioners present.
When they saw the True Lord, they inevitably wanted to retreat, but it was obviously too late.
The robes they wore turned bright red, and their eyes all turned towards Gao's mansion at the same time. Miss Gao's whispers called to them in their ears.
"I……"
Some of the Jinwu Guards showed hesitation. Their cultivation in the sixth realm was just to try their luck, and they couldn't help but feel unbalanced when facing the unknown.
Zuo Yan warned: "Don't look back!"
The Jinwu Guard turned his head, his facial features became distorted, and veins bulged on his forehead.
boom.
There was a muffled sound.
The headless body fell to the ground.
Tissue buds began to grow on the neck, and in a moment a pig head was formed, and a new pig ghost was born.
The monks swallowed their saliva. The blood oozing from their skin had already soaked their robes. They realized that they were getting weaker and weaker, and walked towards Gao's mansion.
The streets were crowded with people.
Among them are the Jinwu Guards, but most of them are pig ghosts who want to marry into the Gao family.
Zuo Yan and the other man prepared to leave immediately. There were hundreds of tables for the banquet at Gao's mansion, and they had the invitation, so they could choose a spacious seat.
Sudden.
Heavy footsteps came from far away.
The matchmaker was naked and her bloated body was rushing through the alleys. She came to the door of the ghost pawnshop and knocked on it with her head.
"Shen Hansheng! Shen Hansheng!! Miss Gao specifically asked you to come to the appointment!!!"
The matchmaker's heart-wrenching cry caused the surrounding Jinwu guards to stop and look.
They couldn't help but feel jealous. After all, once they got Miss Gao's recognition in advance, it meant that this person had already stepped half a foot into the cave.
Zhang Yuanzhen said to himself: "Is his name Shen Hansheng?"
Zuo Yan frowned slightly.
He clearly remembered that it was Shen Lian, Shen Hansheng, who seemed to be Shen Lian's biological father.
hiss.
Could it be that both father and son have extraordinary origins?
"Shen Hansheng!!!" The matchmaker's voice was tinged with fear. A circle of purple marks appeared on her neck, which was obviously caused by Miss Gao's taboo.
Squeak.
Ghost Dad pushed open the door.
The matchmaker couldn't help but move closer. The fishy stench in her mouth could not be covered up, and her open mouth revealed only half of her tongue.
"You can't hide from Shen Hansheng, you can't hide from him..."
Before the matchmaker could finish her words, a terrifying arm stretched out from behind the ghost father.
The arms were at least three or four meters long, and because the muscles were so tight, the texture on the skin surface looked like an extremely complicated talisman.
The pupils of Zuo Yan and the other man shrank slightly, and the rest of the Jinwu Guards had no time to react at all.
"Jie Jie Jie."
A thousand-year-old ghost about four or five meters long was forcibly dragged into the narrow house by the arms.
His arms crushed the matchmaker's bones into pieces, his hands and feet were twisted into a knot, and his lower body completely blocked the door of the ghost pawnshop.
thump.
Boom, boom, boom.
The matchmaker struggled desperately, but everyone could hear the knocking inside, and the noise was getting louder and louder.
"He...his physical strength has increased dramatically again?!"
Zhang Yuanzhen was surprised, but Zuo Yan suddenly realized something.
The reincarnation of immortals and Buddhas, it must be the reincarnation of immortals and Buddhas!
The matchmaker trembled all over, and the resentment that made up her body completely collapsed.
[Grandma Wang's appraisal completed, Nine Qi Di Yan experience +1.12%]
【Grandma Wang】
[She was over 42 months old when she died. She was originally a midwife in Gao Village. She later died after consuming Zhenjun’s placenta.]
"Fortunately, experience can still be accumulated, otherwise a thousand-year-old demon would have been wasted."
Shen Lian walked out of the Ghost Pawn Shop. It was unbelievable to others that he had returned to normal.
You know, judging from the thickness of the arm just now, the height must be at least five meters.
Shen Lian summoned the career panel.
【Shen Lian】
[Realm: Yuandan (Nourish the Dan)]
[Martial arts: Yin-Yang Qi Posture (Hunyuan Qi Hai Hunyuan), Immortal Mystical Art (Iron Body Dragon Form), Sea Tide Fist (Tide)...]
【Points: 0】
[Level 101.21 Occupation: Nine Qi Earth Hatred (%)]
[Level 45.35 Occupation: Giant Ram (%)]
[Level 22.89 Occupation: Dandan Lead Corpse (%)]
.........
When Shen Lian saw the glaring 0 points on the career panel, the corners of his mouth twitched.
In order to be promoted to the fourth-level profession, I have gone all in. Fortunately, the profession synthesis does not consume points, and I just need to trigger the ghost.
"kindness?"
Shen Lian's spiritual sense swept across the street and landed on one of the Jinwu Guards.
"I think I've seen him at Gao's martial arts gym. He's one of Feng Wen's disciples. I didn't expect that after surviving by sheer luck, he would dare to be a spy."
Qingtao's pupils dilated and he quickly tried to blend into the crowd and leave.
Shen Lian extended his index finger.
boom.
The index finger exploded, blood splattered everywhere, and the broken bones pierced Qingtao's eyebrows like a bullet.
The Jinwu guards walked in a hurry, fearing that innocent people would be implicated.
Shen Lian didn't care about the injury at all. The flesh and bones of his index finger healed in a short time, showing his secondary transformation.
Of course, the most significant improvement of the secondary transformation is specificity.
I haven't tried the specific method yet, but as long as I don't face the evil spirit directly, it should be enough to protect myself.
"Old man, are you sure you want to attend the Gao Mansion banquet?"
Ghost Dad was silent for a long time.
"Well, I just want to make it clear to Gao Shoufeng that I will never marry again in this life."
Shen Lian was about to say something but stopped himself. Ghost dad, you can definitely make a living by relying on your looks.
"I'll accompany you."
"it is good."
Shen Lian did not refute. In fact, he could not stay in Gao Village forever. He could not avoid the opportunity that Ghost Father encountered.
It just so happens that with Ghost Dad around, I can undoubtedly come into contact with the evil ghosts.
"We must settle both the old and new grudges. We must find a chance to kill the alchemist who set up Yanliang Town in Gao Laozhuang and Captain Feng."
Tian Xian stood behind him timidly, fear lingering in his eyes. The impact of witnessing Shen Lian's transformation into a giant up close was too great.
Ghost Dad went to Gao's house, and Shen Lian and the others followed. Cotton Ghost was in charge of the shop.
Zuo Yan and Zhang Yuanzhen hesitated for a few moments and then chose to go the same way.
"Ah~"
The mynah bird landed lightly on Shen Lian's shoulder, changing its usual playful smile. It blinked its dark eyes and tilted its head to look at Zhenjun.
Shadows surge.
Shen Lian passed by the alley next to the Ghost Pawnshop.
Endless shadows merged into the shadows under the feet. Under the light of the lantern, the elongated shadows looked like ferocious beasts peeping at him.
In the gaps between the floor tiles, dense plant roots spread as Shen Lian moved.
Whoosh whoosh.
Several pig ghosts in a remote corner of Gao Laozhuang had their chests pierced by roots and were then pulled deep into the ground, becoming nutrients for the growth of the banyan tree's roots.
Others had no idea that the soil ten meters below the ground had been hollowed out.
Shen Lian went out for a trip.
There are ghosts and gods to protect us!!!
(End of this chapter)
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