Fault Utopia
Chapter 19 Shit tastes bad
Chapter 19 Shit tastes bad
"Puff~" Sun Jieke, who was drinking water, almost choked to death. With his face flushed, he hit his chest with his hands and looked at the desk again, almost thinking that he had heard it wrong.
However, the AA girl was not angry at all. Instead, she straightened her chest confidently, as if having her uterus removed was something she was very proud of.
"Oh my god." Sun Jack's pupils trembled, and he was completely stunned by the scene before him.
At this moment, the conversation in the distance continued, "Very good, next question, you also know that our company's working hours are very short, the working hours are 8 hours, which is only half of the regular working hours.
"So, are you willing to be in a level 6 state of nervous arousal at all times during work hours?"
AA was a little hesitant after hearing this, "Do you mean to ask me to take drugs?"
"What do you mean by drugs? They're not addictive, they're work supplements!" The high-heeled girl slammed the table, and AA was immediately frightened into silence. "If you don't do it, there are plenty of people who will!"
"But I don't have any money... and I'm still paying off my mortgage so I can't afford work supplements."
The female HR looked at her flowing manicure nonchalantly, and her tone gradually softened. "Don't worry about this. The company has prepared a low-interest loan to train new employees. You can pay it back after your first week's salary comes in."
Hearing this, AA grabbed the corner of his clothes tightly with both hands, looking very struggling.
While she was hesitating, Sun Jie Ke had already stood up. Such a harsh request, is it just a joke?
Just as Sun Jack was about to find an excuse to leave, a black man next to him suddenly stood up.
He said excitedly, "I am willing! Not only do I accept work supplements, my pineal gland and hypothalamus have been transformed to level 2. I don't need to sleep now. As long as you can give me this job, I am willing to work overtime for five hours for free!"
Hearing this, Sun Jack, with his pupils trembling, carefully moved towards the door. This place was too scary, he wanted to go home.
"What about you? Compared to the other two, how much are you willing to contribute to the company?" The high-heeled girl finally turned her gaze to the last interviewee, Sun Jack.
Sun Jieke stopped and turned around, smiling at her, nodding to the other two, then he threw the paper cup heavily to the ground and pointed at HR angrily. "I'm offering you my dick!"
"Oh my god, you're willing to have your uterus removed? You're willing to borrow money and take drugs to work? What kind of hell capitalist are you? You have to tattoo Satan on his body! And you only dare to tattoo closed eyes. He's afraid he won't be able to shake it if you tattoo open eyes! Is there anyone who runs a company like you?!"
"Haha, sir, Metropolis is a free city. Our company is free to set conditions. If you think they are harsh, you are naturally free to refuse them. This is fair." The female HR stood up and looked at Sun Jack's dress arrogantly.
"This freedom? Fuck you!! I think your neck is itchy and you want to be hung by a street lamp!!"
Seeing that a quarrel had broken out, the other two people hurriedly moved away from Sun Jack to avoid being implicated and failing the interview.
Hearing Sun Jieke still talking about this, the other party didn't want to waste any more words at this moment, and waved his hand coldly, "Security."
Along with the trembling sound, a security guard in a bulging suit pushed open the door and walked in.
"You have failed the interview, please leave our company." The two-meter-five-meter-tall security guard looked down at Sun Jack like a human tank and said politely.
Even though Sun Jieke didn't have X-ray vision, he could still see the various combat prostheses that the security guard was armed to the teeth with under his clothes. Sun Jieke laughed. He pointed at the person in front of him, and then at the woman in front of him. "Haha, security guard? This is called a security guard, haha, I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced."
The first thing the indignant Sun Jack did after he came out of the company was to use the system to search the Labor Bureau, preparing to make a strong report, but a big 404 was thrown directly in his face.
"Why?" As soon as Sun Jieke said the question, his nervous system automatically retrieved the answer for him.
The reason is that Metropolis is a free city, and every company and every individual has the right to have the maximum restricted freedom.
Departments like the Labor Bureau hinder the free development of companies, so such departments that maliciously interfere with market freedom should not exist.
"Oh my god! Oh my god! Is there not even a normal person in this crappy place?" Sun Jack was going crazy.
Tapai walked up to Sun Jieke and asked, "Why did he leave? Did you fire him because you thought his salary was too high?"
Sun Jieke was too lazy to pay attention to him. He turned around and looked at the door of the shabby company. "Damn it! I don't believe it. Tapai, help me find the next one! ! I don't believe that all 3000 million people are like this!"
There were not many jobs that met Sun Jieke's requirements. After picking and choosing, it was almost dark when he found another one.
This time, Sun Jieke was the first one. The HR looked at Sun Jieke with an indifferent expression and asked another cold question. "Are you willing to have your uterus removed for our company?"
"Cut the fuck out! Are you blind? I'm a man!" Sun Jieke threw the paper cup in his hand and stood up angrily.
"Oh, sorry, the recent gender-contrast trend made me misjudge, n0vm, then let me ask again, sir, are you willing to cut your penis for our company?"
"Bang!" Sun Jack hit the opponent in the face with a steel straight punch.
Two hours later, Sun Jack, with a bruise on his face and a listless expression, walked towards the apartment step by step in the heavy rain.
His eyes were staring blankly and his expression was dull. Everything he experienced today had an unprecedented impact on Sun Jie Ke's worldview, and the shock was even greater than that of yesterday.
Why can a working person who works from nine to five be more abstract than a desperado like Song Liu?
He couldn't figure it out. He really couldn't figure it out whether this world was his own world or not. How could it become like this?
With a "bang", the sound of fireworks exploding next to him made Sun Jack turn his head and look. He found that he had unknowingly arrived at the 6 Club where Song Liu had brought him before.
At this moment, the door of the club opened, and Sun Jie Ke saw AA, who had been recruited with him before, walking out in a daze.
When she walked into the rain, she could no longer suppress the grievance in her heart, and she covered her face and burst into tears.
Sun Jieke couldn't even handle his own affairs, so how could he have the energy to care about others? He continued walking towards his apartment.
But hearing the crying behind him getting more and more aggrieved, Sun Jie Ke sighed deeply, turned around and came to AA who was squatting on the ground, "What's wrong? Are you okay? Cheer up."
AA raised her head with sobs, and pointed a trembling finger at the 69 Club behind her. "They... They said I don't have a uterus, so I don't meet the requirements to apply for a sex worker! And I haven't found a job, sob."
(End of this chapter)
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