Fault Utopia
Chapter 547 AI
Chapter 547 AI
"Hello, this is the Human Service Center of Youzhi Co., Ltd., how can I help you, sir?"
7-OFF looks at the customer on the screen with a smile on his face. The upper left corner of the screen displays the customer's personality information and the current micro-expression analysis chart.
"What's wrong with your auxiliary AI! It's like a fucking retard! It doesn't even know how to control the puppet to pose? I paid for the authentic one! Is this the quality?" the naked man in the picture asked angrily.
"I'm sorry, sir. The N2-level Youyou AI needs some time to train and learn. It has only been with you for 3 hours, so the model training time is not enough. But don't worry, as long as you let it stay with you, it will record your habits and get to know you better and better."
"Can't you just upgrade the intelligence level?! If I had known the quality would be this bad, I would have bought a pirated copy from The Pirate Bay!"
"Sir, buying pirated copies is an infringement. Please don't do it, or you will be warned by a bullet of justice. Also, it's not that we don't want to improve the intelligence level. According to the relevant regulations of Section 3, in order to prevent the crisis of intelligent machines, the current highest level of intelligent AI can only reach N2."
"Fuck you, eat shit, you idiot company dog!" Seeing that manual service couldn't solve the problem, the other party cursed and directly closed the manual channel.
As soon as it was over, a drone with the 001 symbol flew directly in front of him.
"0527, customer No. 156 has just given you a bad review. According to the company's regulations, Chapter 25, Section 31, we will deduct your salary as a penalty. Therefore, your salary balance for this month is -149. Please prepare in advance, otherwise you will not only lose your job, but we will also liquidate your personal property."
"Fuck!" 7-OFF slammed the table with a painful expression. "What I just said was in accordance with company regulations! I'm working and I have to pay you, right?!"
"Manual customer service is based on performance. You still have 20 days to repay your debt."
Then the drone ignored the other party and flew away on its own.
Before 7-OFF could say anything else, the next customer forced his way in front of him, completely disregarding his emotions.
7-OFF was so angry that he was shaking all over. He really wanted to flip the table and quit. However, when he saw the photos of two women, one large and two small, on the system interface, he forced himself to suppress the anger in his heart.
"Hello? Is anyone there? Didn't they say they were real customer service? Why is it like an AI?"
Upon hearing the customer's inquiry, 7-OFF immediately put on its signature smile, struggling to cope with all the work.
Time passed little by little, and when the negative salary finally turned into a positive number, 7-OFF finally retired from working.
He stood up tiredly and just as he left his workstation, another employee who had come to work was already sitting on his hot stool.
Then 7-OFF stood on the conveyor belt and was transported to the elevator with other colleagues who were leaving work like goods on an assembly line.
After coming out of the company, he raised a big middle finger towards the tall buildings behind him, then turned around and took the subway to the hospital in the city center.
The City Center Hospital was covered in snow, and thanks to the cleaning robots, it looked exceptionally clean. However, the quiet was disrupted by the various seriously injured patients that were sent in from time to time.
As 7-OFF walked along the empty ward corridor, he heard the pleasant reminder tone of the hospital. "Dear patients, dear patients, good evening. Please do not let patients die in the hospital corridor. Thank you for your cooperation."
Amidst all the noisy sounds, 7-OFF arrived at the morgue on the third underground floor. He pulled open the first heavy morgue cabinet.
As the cold white mist filled the air, the blasted bodies inside made him frown.
He closed the door and continued to open all the morgues. After checking them one by one, he finally found a space in morgue cabinet No. 51.
As his prosthetic eye quickly scanned the code on the morgue and warm lights came on inside the dark morgue, he temporarily gained the right to reside in the morgue for 12 hours.
This has been his residence over the years. In order to squeeze out the last bit of value from the coffins that store corpses in the hospital morgue when there are no dead people using them, they are temporarily converted into capsule hotels for poor people to rest.
As 7-OFF lay down in the morgue, the morgue was closed and the low temperature originally used to freeze the corpse was quickly raised to an appropriate temperature. At this moment, he finally had a private room of his own in this city.
Although it's a bit cramped inside and you can't even sit up, it's the cheapest single room after all, much better than those who live in shared apartments or those who live on the streets.
And there is a hidden service for living here. If you die accidentally during the rental period, you will enjoy a 50% special discount on the Are You Dead APP.
There is a place to live and such good benefits, which are not available anywhere else.
Lying in the morgue, 7-OFF took a deep breath and slowly closed his eyes. He pulled out a game chip from his broken forearm and inserted it into the nerve socket behind his ear.
A huge gaming company logo jumped into view, and the next second, the surroundings gradually fell into darkness.
Gradually, sounds began to be heard all around him. He stood up and looked around. It was a green forest, or to be more precise, a two-dimensional forest with a cartoon style. This was the world of two dimensions.
7-OFF Breathing the fresh air, listening to the birdsong and insects chirping, all the worries of work are instantly forgotten.
He stood up and walked out of the forest. What came into view was the vast rice fields. Green rice seedlings swayed gently in the breeze. The air was filled with the fragrance of rice, which was the most simple smell of the earth.
Continuing along the winding path, you will gradually see Japanese townhouses scattered on both sides. These traditional buildings are mostly made of wood, with roofs covered with green tiles. The years have left mottled marks on them, but they also add a bit of simplicity and charm.
This is a small Japanese-style village in the suburbs. Although everything is very old and even a little shabby, everything is so peaceful and beautiful. In his eyes, the cold city just now was a nightmare, and this is his real home.
"Kenta~! Kenta!" 7-OFF saw the aunt with a hot body in the distance, and the beautiful twin daughters behind her, one gentle and the other arrogant.
Then 7-OFF saw the other three people rushing over with open arms, scrambling to hold him tightly in their arms. "Jiantai, where have you been? We've been looking for you for a long time."
(End of this chapter)
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