Fault Utopia

Chapter 637 Extra: Lao Liu’s Daily Life (6)

Song 6pus understood since he was old enough to understand that in life, one can lack anything except money.

Half a minute ago, when Song 6pus's left cheek was pressed tightly against the hot hood of the car by the loan shark, he felt that what he said was damn true.

And right now, in a deserted alley in the metropolitan Queens borough, when he saw the debt collector holding a steel bar with his laser eyes burning red, he felt even more that this was the only truth in the world.

"Are you going to pay back the money or not?" The debt collector's skin was blue, and his swollen muscles were like marble slabs. Those were not muscles injected with steroids, but combat prostheses armed to the teeth.

With a height of 2 meters and a sturdy build, he could hold Lao Liu's hands with one hand as easily as holding a chick.

While feeling the burning heat getting closer and closer to his butt, Song 6pus's mind raced as he watched the words "Pain Editor Invaded" pop up on his system interface. His head was constantly hit by raindrops as big as beans.

"I'll pay you back, I'll pay you back! You...you wait a minute! I'll pay you back right away, bro!" Song 6pus had an idea at the critical moment and directly opened his own live broadcast channel.

Song 6pus, who was pinned down, stretched his neck and shouted at the screen at the top of his lungs: "Hello everyone, I'm Song 6pus, all the friends in Chengnan must know me, welcome to my live broadcast room!"

"We are all brothers! You all have seen my current situation, right? So help me! Please, guys, get all your rockets!! I only need 421 rockets to pay off my debts, otherwise you won't see your D Song6pus in the future!!"

The black man behind Lao 6 frowned suddenly, looking at the dense barrage of comments in Lao 6's live broadcast room, feeling particularly unhappy.

"I came here to ask you to pay me back, but you treated me like a money-making tool, didn't you?!"

Along with the crackling sound, Lao Liu began to feel his pants burning.

"Put it in, put it in!"

"What's the point of just putting one in? If other cities see this, they'll think we can't afford it! One in each hole!"

As the number of people in the live broadcast room began to add fuel to the fire, the number of viewers also began to gradually increase.

"Get out! I'm not a fucking D!" Lao Liu screamed at the top of his lungs. If the pain editor was still useful, he could still endure it, but his system was invaded now, and he was being tortured. This was 6% pure masochism!

"Oluba bro! Don't listen to them! I know more about live streaming than you do! If you really force them to do it, they will get bored and just run away!!"

Just when Lao 6 tried to get the other party to stop through words, the surge in the number of live broadcast rooms suddenly triggered the anchor PK mechanism.

Accompanied by a burst of colorful lights and dynamic music, a group of short-haired, round-faced, bearded, white-socked, bespectacled, and fat guys appeared on the left side of Lao Liu's live studio.

This is a boy band. Their feet in fluorescent white socks are stepping on the virtual beach. The sea breeze blows their armpit hair, creating ripples in the data stream.

When a rocket passed over the live broadcast room, the yellow-haired fat boy standing in the C position bit his lip, knelt on one knee, raised his head slightly, gently hooked up a corner of the white sock on his left foot with his external prosthesis, and slowly pulled it down with a blurred look in his eyes.

"Oh my god, the Quantum Siphon Boy Band!?" When Oruba saw this scene, he immediately became excited.

Seeing the excited look of the burly man behind him, Lao Liu became even more scared. He was afraid that the iron rod behind him was replaced with flesh.

"Semira, are these guys famous?" Old 6 asked his assistant AI quietly while secretly moving his body to the left. Soon, Old 6's AI answered the question. "Quantum Siphon Boys Group: Affiliated with Metaverse Entertainment, the performance data in the past three months: -
Core audience: 25% of males aged 35-82.7 (64% of whom have installed hormone regulation firmware)
Average gift value per live broadcast: 47.8 G-coins (3200% higher than the platform average)
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Fan membership penetration rate: 91.4% (Platinum members can purchase level military prostheses with an annual fee)

"Don't give me data! Tell me something I can understand!"

"In the gay community, people like them are considered loli."

"Oh~" Lao Liu suddenly realized. "So that's it."

Lao Liu secretly glanced upwards, and when he saw Oluba behind him watching the live broadcast and dancing to the music, he suddenly had an idea of ​​how to escape.

"Bro~ Do you like them very much? How about we make a deal? I can find a way for you to have offline distance contact with them, and how about you help me forgive all the debts?"

"You? Just you?" Oluba shifted his gaze from the live broadcast room to the flattering smile on Lao Liu's face.

"What's wrong with me? Anyway, even though I'm down and out now, I'm still an anchor! Bro! I'm in the same anchor union as them!"

"Bro? What do you think? Give me three days and I'll give you a chance to make your dream come true!"

Hearing this, Oluba couldn't help but think. He didn't believe in Lao Liu, a guy who didn't know how to do it. But when he saw those cute guys in the live broadcast, he couldn't help but feel jealous. Why not give it a try? There's nothing to lose.

"Half. I'll give you three days. If you can really do it, I'll forgive you half of the debt, including the principal and interest."

"Okay! It's a deal!" Lao Liu agreed without hesitation. He now just wanted to get away from the iron rod behind him as soon as possible, the farther the better. Everything else was fine.

"Don't think of taking this opportunity to escape. I'm keeping a close eye on you." Oluba pulled out the data cable in his hand and roughly inserted it into Lao Liu's neural port, forcibly injecting various positioning and monitoring viruses.

When Lao Liu saw the other party's tall figure disappear from the acid rain curtain, he breathed a sigh of relief and finally got through this difficult time.

After calming down for a while, he immediately stood up and quickly connected to his dedicated hacker remotely, damn King Kong.

"Amitabha, Mr. Pus, did you see the comments behind the code? This is a virus from the Graffiti Gang. If I help you solve it, the trouble will become mine. I'm afraid you will get the same answer if you ask other hackers for the same thing." King Kong spread his hands, indicating that he was powerless.

"Shift!" After Lao Liu cursed harshly, he had to face his problem again.

Since he can't run, it seems that he can only choose between dealing with the fat guy in the boy band and dealing with the black guy.

Thinking about the numerous combat prostheses he had scanned from the black man, which were so numerous that he had to turn over pages, Lao Liu found that he seemed to have only one choice.

"Hello? Hello, is this Metaverse Entertainment? In order to repay my debt, I am willing to sign the most stringent contract with you and debut as an idol in a boy band."

"What? What are your specialties?"

"Is my old 2 specialty okay?"

(End of this chapter)