The Devil Comes to America

Chapter 90: This is also a talent

Obviously, Coffey had no idea what kind of warning his actions just now gave to the devil.

He thought Xiunuo's silence was waiting for him to express his opinion.

"Okay Xiu, stop worrying about what those two stupid women are thinking. What question do you want to ask?"

"You really shocked me, Kofi." Xiunuo said with emotion, "But you are trustworthy. My question is very simple. I have a friend who wants to run for a seat in parliament. He hopes that the government will distribute contraband to drug addicts for free. Do you have any suggestions?"

Coffey was silent, he thought he had heard wrongly.

After all, which normal person wouldn’t be confused when the genius Xiong En used this to run for election?

After thinking for a while, he looked at Xiu Nuo puzzledly and asked, "Is this your revenge for my behavior just now, Xiu?"

"I am serious."

"He's a lunatic, isn't he?"

"So there's actually nothing you can do, right?"

"Don't question my professionalism." Coffey thought for a moment, then said, "How does the saying go? There's only one step between genius and madness. I thought about it carefully and found that this is a damn good idea! Why haven't I met such an employer before?"

"What's the suggestion?"

"Alive," Coffey said. "Believe me, a lot of people want to kill him, including drug dealers."

"Tell me something I don't know about Corson. Don't let your profession down."

"Well, it stands to reason that this kind of advice is expensive. You'd be crazy to make $10,000 to fix it, and I haven't even gotten it yet!" Coffey first complained, then pondered for a moment before speaking.

"In fact, it's not impossible for him to survive. He can first contact some drug dealers and tell them that if he succeeds, the government will become their biggest customer. They will instantly become suppliers to the government from a bunch of underground scum. In this way, not only the drug addicts will be his vote bank, but also these drug dealers."

Xiunuo's eyes lit up slightly.

Coffey continued, "As for the government, he can go to the DEA. After this thing becomes legal, the one who will be most unhappy with him will definitely be the DEA. Most people in the Drug Enforcement Agency will lose their jobs, so he needs to get in touch with the DEA. The DEA has a lot of contraband in their hands, right? All they can do is destroy it. I mean, if they are willing to destroy it, but that's a lot of money. And now, this thing. The DEA can sell it to him legally, right? A considerable amount of financial income."

Xiu Nuo frowned and said, "Now that drug dealers are legal, what else can the DEA seize?"

"There are so many. Those brought in illegally, those grown illegally, those that cannot be supplied to the government, and most importantly, those in the fifty states of the United States! DEA is the National Drug Enforcement Agency. Of course, if your friend wants to promote it nationwide, then... I can only cheat. I don't know anything. You have already fucked my potential female companion, so don't push your luck!"

Xiu Nuo waved his hand: "Don't get so excited Kofi, of course it's just California, but you seem to have forgotten some people."

"I know that among the people, growing this stuff will become a new industry. If he is willing to issue licenses, anyone with property can become a farmer. Those who are not drug addicts will definitely be willing to support him. But the problem is some people with normal brains. But what does it matter? What politicians lack the least is opponents. The only difficulty now is government funds. Why should the government pay for contraband?"

"Why?"

Coffey smiled and said one word: "Taxes, like taxes for health insurance. Why are opioids still so popular despite their highly addictive properties? Because they provide taxes, right?"

This is also a complete asshole. An asshole who doesn't care what the hell is going to happen to America!
Talent!
This can't be missed.

Xiunuo looked at Kofi and said, "So, how long do you plan to take a vacation?"

Coffey is also a smart man, and a very smart one. He smiled and said, "I can work anytime. I love my job. You should have seen that I am even willing to give a politician who is in big trouble a chance."

"You are attracted to their wife and daughter!" Xiu Nuo sneered.

"But I haven't done anything yet!" Kofi quickly counterattacked: "You are a bastard, I just fell in love with his daughter, and you slept with both of them!"

"I told you not to talk about this anymore." Xiunuo stood up and extended his hand to Kofi: "I think your vacation is about to end Kofi."

Coffey stood up and held Xiunuo's hand: "I'm glad you introduced me to a job, so when are you going to let me meet my employer?" "Soon." Xiunuo let go of his hand: "Before that, you should have one day of rest."

"That's great. To be honest, this idea of ​​my new employer is a bit too shocking. I think I need to study it carefully."

Xiunuo nodded, and at this moment, his phone rang.

"I'm going to take care of something. But I have to make it clear that I have only one opinion about contraband, and that is to destroy it."

"It's up to you, and I hope so."

Xiu Nuo walked back to his room, and Wang Fugui was already sitting there waiting for him.

"Fugui, you're a little slow here."

Wang Fugui smiled bitterly: "There's nothing we can do, boss. It seems that we have been targeted by the CIA recently."

Xiu Nuo raised his eyebrows. "Those guys who are causing trouble all over the world? Don't they have no law enforcement power in the United States? How did you get targeted?"

Wang Fugui sighed: "Zhao Hong and Song Linlin are two crazy people. We have previously destroyed a human trafficking group."

"Destroy?"

"Evil eats evil. There were about a hundred captured pigs in that place. Zhao Hong and Song Linlin killed them all."

Xiu Nuo frowned: "Then what? Isn't it just killing some people?"

"It seems that there is a guy in there with a complicated identity. He is an informant of the CIA. The CIA has been tracking us down and seems to have found us."

"So?" Xiu Nuo asked curiously, "What does it mean?"

"We found that there were some unusual guys following us, so we have to thank you for the gift." Wang Fugui said, "After I knew you were looking for me, I spent a day getting rid of them before I dared to come here."

"Well done Fugui."

"So, is there anything you want to ask me?"

Xiu Nuo laughed and said, "It's nothing. I was going to assign you some work to do, but now it seems that what you have done is much better than I expected. Go back and tell Zhao Hong."

"Tell him what boss?"

"If you don't want to die, kill those guys who are following you." Xiu Nuo said dimly, "Tell him not to worry about the CIA, and do whatever he wants. After you succeed, I will give you the ability to run rampant in America. So, since you have chosen this path, go all the way to the end."

"I understand." Wang Fugui nodded: "Oh, by the way, there is one more thing."

"Go ahead."

"Quan Rui, that's Xiao Rui, the short woman."

"What's up with her?"

"She wants to see you. She said she is very useful now." After that, Wang Fugui added: "She is not targeted by the CIA. To be honest, she has become a little scary, at least to men."

Xiu Nuo thought of the hundreds of wronged souls in his sea of ​​consciousness before. Even so, Wang Fugui said that the two of them were crazy, but now he said that Quan Rui was terrible.

interesting.

"I can meet him, let's arrange it."

(End of this chapter)