A healing writer? No, it's a depressing writer!

Chapter 10 A grand secret admirer carnival?
In Jiang Hai's opinion——

It was obviously you who misunderstood me, yet you still want to call me vulgar?

There is no such thing in the world!

But in Taozi's opinion——

Not only is the guy in front of me obscene, but he also looks like a little black guy?
"Is your real last name Kun?" Taozi stared at Jiang Hai in disbelief.

"My last name is not Kun." Jiang Hai answered quite sincerely.

"Why are you called Kun if your last name is not Kun?"

"Kun, can this be my pen name?"

Hearing this, Taozi frowned and stared angrily at the boy in front of her who had appeared out of nowhere to make trouble.

She had already made up her mind that if she heard the words "trainee" or "two and a half years" from this person again -

She slapped him in the face!
As if sensing the murderous intent in Taozi's eyes, Jiang Hai tactfully picked up another registration form and walked out of the crowd:

"A good man doesn't fight with a woman. Can you say I'm afraid of you?"

"Did we do anything wrong just now?" Fatty left Taozi and stared at Jiang Hai beside him with a puzzled look, "Why is Senior Taozi so angry?"

Jiang Hai picked up the new registration form in his hand.
I honestly filled in my real name [Jiang Hai] in the [Name] column.
Then he glanced sideways at the fat man:
"You didn't do anything wrong."

"You are wrong. You shouldn't be called 'Yang Wei'."

In this world, there are a lot of men with the word "Wei" in their names. For example, in most people's primary school classes, there must be a few classmates like this:

Zhang Wei, Liu Wei, Wang Wei, Ma Wei.
There is nothing wrong with the word "Wei" itself, but if your surname is "Yang", and you connect these two words together.
Yang Wei?

Impotence?

It's true that this thing is easy to be misunderstood.
This was just a small episode and did not affect Jiang Hai's mood, so he did not take it to heart at all.

He just lowered his head, looked at the registration form in his hand, and began to focus on the [Three-Line Love Letter Contest] itself.

If you want extra credits, you have to participate in the [Three-Line Love Letter] competition and win a place in it.

However, in order to win a place in this essay contest with so many participants——

How easy is that?
Jiang Hai glanced at the essays submitted by other students and hung on the bulletin board, and found that everyone's essays were very good and very literary!
For example
【Time flies by. 】

【The seasons change.】

【My love for you didn’t happen overnight. 】

[The most beautiful thing in the world——]

【A long windy autumn evening. 】

【With stars, poetry, and beer, I hold you tight.】

【i am】

【not happy】

【beca-se】

College students are worthy of being college students, as shown in the three-line love letter written by their classmates.

Or literature.

Or be creative.

Or rich in literary talent.

The fat man and Jiang Hai were looking at the examples of "Three-Line Love Letters" hanging on the bulletin board.

When he read the last one, which was a love letter written in English, he frowned:
"No, I can understand everything else, but what does this three-line love letter written in English mean?"

“I don’t understand.”

Jiang Hai took a closer look, and after pondering for a while, he immediately understood the deep meaning:
"Let me ask you, how do you spell 'because' in English?" "because."

"Then take a closer look." Jiang Hai pointed at the three-line love letter on the bulletin board and explained slowly, "What letter is missing from the English word 'because' in this love letter?"

The fat man looked at it carefully and came up with the answer:

"Missing a 'u'."

"'U' means 'you'. If you understand this, this love letter itself will not be difficult to understand." Jiang Hai smiled at the fat man, "This three-line love letter written in English, translated into Chinese, should be--"

"I am very unhappy because there is no 'you' around me."

After hearing Jiang Hai's explanation, the fat man suddenly understood:

"These three love letters can actually be written like this?"

“I learned it. I really learned it.”

Objectively speaking, from creativity to writing style, it is not easy to stand out from this [Three Love Letter Competition].

After all, judging from the current situation alone——

We are all not ordinary people!
Objectively admit that when literature is linked to love
Everyone will become quite literary!

Looking at the flood of excellent creative ideas from his classmates, the fat guy felt as if he had been enlightened, and his inspiration burst out.

He picked up the pen and wrote three lines of big characters in the body of the application form:
【Do you like dogs? 】

[Yeah, I like it.]

【Woof woof.】

"I'm such a fucking genius!" The fat man admired his masterpiece and couldn't let it go. "Isn't this more creative than those love letters hanging on the wall?"

"My mother was right. I, Yang Wei, am the Wenquxing from heaven."

When participating in these three love letter competitions,

Fatty Yang Wei also played his dog-licking character as always.
When writing a love letter, don't forget to write a few words on the paper -

"Wang Wang."

Glancing around, Jiang Hai discovered something particularly interesting: the students who were participating in the Three-Line Love Letter Competition.
It seems that there is someone hidden in their hearts?

They imagine what their loved one looks like in their hearts, and then write poems and letters to their loved one based on their imagination of their loved one.

It is as if their loved ones are standing right in front of them, and they are confessing their love to them through letters.

Therefore, every word and sentence must be carefully considered and reconsidered.

Although this attitude is very commendable,

However, when they write letters to their loved ones, have they ever considered one question:
Yes, you are brave for your love, but have you ever thought about it while being brave for love?

Does your sweetheart want to see it?

"It's just unrequited love." Jiang Hai summed up the situation of most people present.

If they really love each other, why would they participate in these three love letters?
If they really like each other, why would they go to so much trouble to think of all kinds of fancy ways to confess their love?

The so-called three-line love letter——

It's just a group of people who are in love with each other and cannot get the love they want, gathered together and held a grand carnival.

Look at these young boys and girls who are racking their brains and struggling to write better love letters.

Jiang Hai chuckled.
He picked up the pen and wrote two lines of big characters in the body of the application form:
[She can’t see it anyway.]

【What's the harm in writing one less line? 】

Then he took a big step and left decisively.
(End of this chapter)