A healing writer? No, it's a depressing writer!

Chapter 32 The most exciting story? The dragon slayer eventually becomes the dragon!
【——The most exciting and refreshing article of the year, you deserve to read it! 】

[——Book friends who haven’t read “Two Thousand Years of Poor Ghosts”, you are really out of date! ]

【——What? Is there anyone who doesn't know what story "The Poor Ghost" tells? Then let me give you a brief summary.
The heroine of this cool novel travels back to the Qin Dynasty and obtains the immortality that all emperors of all dynasties have dreamed of, becoming the direct disciple of the God of Killing Bai Qi! In the meantime, she learns swordsmanship from Guiguzi, and the Sword Saint Gai Nie is half of the protagonist's junior brother. In addition, the protagonist has a terrifying and invincible army under his command! Kill gods if people get in the way, and slay demons if Buddha gets in the way! Even the First Emperor Ying Zheng has to respectfully call the protagonist the Emperor's Master.
The most exciting historical article of the year! No other! I have come to this point, are you sure you don’t want to click in and read it? 】

[——Dumped? Broken heart? Too exhausted from work? Troubled by colleagues? Tried by boss? If you are in a bad mood right now, believe me, then click in and read "The Poor Ghost for Two Thousand Years", the most exciting and refreshing article of the year, which will make you forget the pain]

I don't know which book friend started it.
They finished reading the latest chapter of [Rainy Night].

Like tap water.

They were very enthusiastic in promoting the historical text "Two Thousand Years of Poor People" and marked it with -

A series of labels including [cool article] + [extremely cool] + [longevity] + [passionate blood], etc.

The purpose is to attract more readers to read.

"Woooooooooooooo, fuck you."

In a cheap rental house, a fat man wearing glasses read the latest chapter of the book "Poor Ghost" in full, and wrote his own evaluation in the book review section with a look of pain on his face:

[A 30-year-old bookworm, highly recommended! Worth a read! ]

[This is definitely the most enjoyable historical article I have ever read! If you like to read mindless and enjoyable articles, you should click here.]

After typing these lines of characters silently,
The fat man immediately put down the keyboard in his hand, then lay on the table and cried:

"Fuck, this is so miserable, wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu"

Do you think the book "Poor Ghost" is enjoyable to read as a whole?
Cool?
It’s so cool!
If it was really cool, why would I make myself cry?
However, I adhere to the principle that if I get caught in the rain, I must tear up other people's umbrellas.

After reading the latest chapter of this book.

Fatty acted as a tap without hesitation, and crazily recommended the historical novel written by [Rainy Night] under every online literary work participating in the Xingyao Cup:

"Awesome! Extremely awesome! The battle is awesome! Just click in to watch "Poor Ghost"!"

"What? Are you in a bad mood because of a breakup? Then you should have clicked in to take a look."

"I can guarantee with my thirty years of experience as a bookworm that this book "Poor Ghost" written by [Yuye] is definitely a good book."

"If you are my brother, come and kill me! If you are my brother, just click in and watch it! Believe me, if you are not healed after watching "Poor Man", you can just call a truckload of people to come and get me."

You want to ask why the fat guy did this?
The reason is simple.

Because he was also tricked into coming here by others.
After a day's work,
I was tired.

Plus, my boss at the company was very mad at me, so I was in a bad mood that day!

After finally getting off work, Fatty thought about finding a cool novel to read before going to bed.
"I live like a grandson in reality, bowing my head like a dog every day. My life is such a failure."

"Then read some novels to relax, and imagine yourself as the male protagonist Long Aotian in the cool novel, riding a horse and galloping -"

"This shouldn't be too much, right?"

I just want to find a novel to relax, read some mindless and refreshing articles, and kill some boring free time.

When the fat man was looking for books in the library
Suddenly, I saw a book recommendation from a stranger:

“The most exciting article of the year!”

"If you're unhappy, just come over here and spray me!"

When he saw the words "The Most Refreshing Article of the Year", the fat man twisted his mouth and expressed his disdain:
"Oh? You are so arrogant."

Having been roaming the ocean of books for thirty years, what kind of exciting writing has he not seen?
Things like Shuangwen are themselves——

There is no best!
Only more fun!

What kind of exciting novel dares to call itself the best of the year?
Isn’t this a bit too exaggerated?
With the attitude of criticizing this book, Fatty immediately clicked on "The Poor Man's Two Thousand Years of Life", which was praised as "the most exciting book of the year", and then made a harsh statement:

"How dare you say such big words?"

"Young man, don't be so arrogant. Let me taste it."

This is a full three hours.
I still remember that when the fat man clicked on this book, he smiled.

But three hours later, the smile on the fat man's face disappeared instantly, and was replaced by -

It is incomparable solemnity!

In sighing——

Why did he have to write Bai Qi to death?

Why must Gu Nan endure such great pain?
At this moment, the fat man just wanted to find the guy who recommended the book to him just now, and yell at him at the top of his lungs:
"You call this a fucking cool story?!?!?"

At first, when the fat man finished reading the latest chapter of "Poor Ghost", he was still able to restrain himself a little.

He was seen trying to hold back his tears and constantly comforting himself:

"You are already a mature old white reader. What kind of storms and waves have you not seen?"

"Novels are just novels. They are just fictions created by the author, not reality." There is a special term in psychology called the "White Bear Effect", which roughly means:

[If I ask you not to imagine a white bear, you may find it difficult to do so. The more I ask you not to think about the animal 'white bear', the more the image of the white bear will appear in your mind unconsciously.]

And now-

This is exactly the case!

The fat man warned himself in his mind:

"Don't think about the stories in the novel, don't think about Gu Nan, don't think about Bai Qi."

"It's all fake, it's all fake"

But the more he reminded himself, the more he realized that all this was just a bubble illusion created by the author.

The more he thought about Bai Qi's tragic death on the battlefield, the more he imagined the scene where the heroine Gu Nan knelt on Wu Anjun's grave and cried in pain.
"Master, I want to eat bean rice"

Whenever I think of Gu Nan’s situation.

The feeling of depression and grief kept lingering in my heart and could not be dispelled for a long time.
About three minutes passed.

at last,

The fat man could no longer restrain himself.

He was seen slumped on the sofa, crying bitterly:

"Dog author, do you want to be so sharp?"

"Do you want to make Sister Nan so miserable? Wuwuwuwu."

At this moment, the fat man, a Mediterranean social animal in his thirties, was like a child——

Sitting on the sofa crying
Originally, he just felt that his life was not going as he wanted and wanted to read a refreshing novel to relax in the virtual world.

But who would have thought
Before watching it, he was just dissatisfied with his life.

But after watching it, he simply didn't want to live anymore.
"Fuck you, do you have to be so miserable? Do you have to treat my sister Nan like this?"

"Ohh Ohh ohh."

Do you think this book is well written?
That must be good!
Whether it is the plot or the writing style, it is absolutely first-rate!
It is definitely a masterpiece among time-travel historical novels!

but
This kind of top-notch stuff is not what he wants to see!!!

His initial thought was to find a refreshing novel to relax and unwind, to ease his tired body and mind.

Who would have thought that I wanted to relax, but I saw
I didn't get to relax.

Instead, I suddenly feel like I don’t want to live anymore?
"Even Wu Anjun is dead, so what's the point of me living in this world?"

"Ohh Ohh ohh."

Just as the fat man was in great sorrow and pain, he even had the idea of ​​leaving with Wu Anjun.
Suddenly, he recalled what the "unknown book friend" had said to him:

“The most exciting article of the year!”

"If you're unhappy, just come and spray me!"

At this moment, Fatty didn't want to criticize this 'unknown netizen', he just wanted to hold a Fang Tian Hua Ji -

Chop him alive!!!
"My life is already so miserable, and you tricked me into clicking in, making it even more miserable." The fat man cried so sadly, "What a beast! This guy is really a beast..."

When I think about being bullied by my boss and colleagues at work,

After work, I am tortured by this so-called "annual violent and exciting article".
Suddenly, the fat man had a suicidal feeling in his mind:

"I do not want to live"

No one knew why, but the fat man was so grief-stricken that he wanted to commit suicide.

An idea suddenly popped up in his mind:
"That bastard who promotes books can do this to me, so why can't I do the same to other people?"

The more the fat man thought about it,

The more I feel that this operation is feasible!
"Since I'm not happy, then no one else can be happy."

As if he had made some kind of decision.
The fat man pushed the black-framed glasses on his nose with a serious face.

He grabbed a tissue and wiped the tears off his face, then decisively turned on his computer and clicked on the major book clubs he had been in for more than 30 years:
“The most exciting article at the end of the year!”

"If you're unhappy, just come over here and spray me!"

"Attached is the link, "The Poor Man's Two Thousand Years of Ups and Downs."

Not only the rental house where the fat man lives,
Similar situations are happening all over the country...

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(End of this chapter)