Me! Cleaner!.

Chapter 1250 A donkey can die, but fun is essential.

"No no."

Lezi Donkey shook his head, looking somewhat dejected, and denied it:
"I couldn't resist playing a little trick earlier to have some fun. They're probably still playing hide-and-seek in the dead right now, and they probably won't make it to save me in time. I'm stalling you for time because I'm waiting for something else to happen."

Waiting for something else?
Frederica raised an eyebrow and asked in confusion:

"What are you waiting for?"

"When you take down Number 11, and I'm the only one left in charge of the spiritual realm and the astral plane."

The donkey raised its front hoof and pointed at its sullen-faced counterpart, grinning with its gleaming front teeth:

“I made a promise with it before, that as long as it stays locked up and doesn’t try to run away and cause trouble, I’ll let it out to watch the really fun things I find. Now it’s time for me to keep my promise.”

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Seeing that Lezi Donkey, who clearly only had a small amount of Astral Root left but whose aura was not diminishing but increasing, and who was gradually becoming transparent under the reflection of the starry sky, Frederica couldn't help but frown slightly.

"Are you going to..."

"I plan to bring all the dimensions over here, so you can all be neighbors from now on!"

Lezi Donkey grinned at Frederica, and in the spiritual realm that was one with the astral plane, countless stars opened their "mouths" one after another, revealing smiling faces that looked very happy.

"The astral plane is the furthest distance in reality, but distance has no meaning in the spiritual realm. So once the astral plane and the spiritual realm are fully connected, with just a slight twist... you can all become neighbors!"

As Lezi Donkey recounted the story at his leisurely pace, a small portion of the most brilliant stars in the sky suddenly seemed like iron filings swept by a magnet, surging towards the zenith and converging into one, eventually piecing together an incredibly massive giant star.

The world of the living overlaps with the graves of the dead, the pure white earth stands alongside the dark abyss, a galaxy of stars flows beneath it, and a spiritual realm connected to the stars floats above it.

The boundless wilderness seemed to come alive, intertwining with the unfathomable ocean and advancing side by side, stretching towards the deepest part of the old land beneath the endless sky.

A huge moon, emitting a chilling, eerie light, hung high above amidst the mournful roars of beasts. Its cold, dazzling light replaced the sun, illuminating the newly formed, enormous star in every detail...

Under Lezi Donkey's manipulation, the distances between all the "root planes" were instantly flattened as the spiritual realm and the astral plane were reversed, and they all converged together!
"Fuck!!!"

Looking up at the rapidly merging Root Plane and the spiritual realm that replaced the scattered planes in the original astral plane, the native donkey wearing a bull's nose ring suddenly widened its donkey eyes, and two streams of extremely excited mist spewed from its nostrils.

"Holy crap, this is just like me! This is too awesome! I didn't expect you weren't lying to me, there really is some big fun to watch?"

"Of course, when have we ever gone back on our word?" Raising its trembling right foreleg, the escapee donkey, now gradually becoming transparent, gave the overjoyed native donkey a high five, then looked smugly at Frederica and said with a grin:

"I've gathered all the remaining roots together for you. As long as you can beat Number 4 and the others, you'll almost immediately complete the ultimate mission... How about it? Aren't you happy?"

"..."

You're really crazy...

Watching the escapee, Donkey, whose body was rapidly disintegrating and about to crumble along with his mental domain, Frederica closed her eyes briefly, then said helplessly:
"Number 2, I only want to send you back to your original world. I don't intend to kill you directly. But after you mess around like this, your will will completely collapse along with your mental domain, and you will escape endlessly towards the edge of the astral plane."

In the future, the distance between each of your thoughts will be farther than the distance between stars in two astral planes. Just turning over a single, simple thought might take hundreds or even thousands of years. This consequence is more painful than death… Do you think it's worth it?”

"Worth it! Absolutely worth it!" x2
When Frederica asked them a question, the two amused donkeys spoke at the same time without hesitation, giving the same answer.

And the biggest beneficiary, the local donkey who got to witness the subsequent fun, stood up straight, tears welling in his eyes, hugged his almost broken self, and howled with emotion, his head tilted back:

"You're so good to me, even better than my father! Speaking of which, I was abandoned in the Astral Plane since birth and don't even know who my father is. Why don't I just acknowledge you as my father!"
"Dad, please save some fragments for me later. I'll cherish them like I cherish my donkey whip, and when there's something really funny in the future, I'll definitely pull you out first so we can watch together!"

"Oh, that's wonderful!"

After hearing the promise from its other self, the escaped donkey was overjoyed. After hesitating for a moment, it seemed to have made up its mind. With a serious expression, it raised its front hoof and reached between its two hind legs.

"I've accepted you as my son! Since you have this heart, then I'll leave my most precious thing to you! Good son, from now on, my treasure is yours to inherit, you must... hey you?"

With a bewildered cry from the escaped donkey, a torrent of starlight swept across, instantly shattering the treasure it wanted to pass down and completely destroying the escaped donkey's fragile will, sending it hurtling towards the boundless starry sky.

“Dad!!!”

Watching the escaped donkey, brutally beaten to a pulp before the donkey whip handover ceremony could even be completed, and the native donkey, unable to stop it in time, was overcome with grief. It turned its head and glared angrily at Frederica behind it, saying:
"You're so heartless! You won't even leave me a keepsake? You..."

"Shut up!"

Federica, flustered by the bizarre father-son relationship between the two amusing donkeys, finally broke down in her guard. Her face turned ashen, and she bit her lip, angrily saying:
"If I hear you say another word, I'll send you to join it right now!"

Hmph! Fine, I won't tell you then!
Between the pain of losing her father and the readily available pleasure, the local donkey hesitated for almost 0.01 seconds before decisively choosing the latter, keeping her mouth shut and launching a fierce attack on Frederica with her eyes full of anger.

Fathers are really just like that. I've never even met my biological father. My godfather is gone, so be it. Compared to that, fun is more important. After all, you can find another father if you lose him, but if fun is gone, it's really gone... um...

If Dad were still alive, I believe it would understand.
(End of this chapter)