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Chapter 146 Madam, if you dare to hit me, I will dare to pierce your ass

Chapter 146 Madam, if you dare to hit me, I will dare to pierce your ass (Please subscribe)
There was a knock on the door at Yuzhu Villa at night, which was a very rare thing.

After all, this is a villa located under a mountain of graves and looks haunted. The owner, the Murong brothers, are here to hide from their sister and are rarely seen, so naturally few people are interested in it.

The last time someone knocked on the door late at night was in the summer. It was Fu Wanjun, the white-haired witch who had been treated by Duan Yun.

Who is it this time?

Although Duan Yun and Shen Ying's first reaction was Murong's brother, they soon realized that it couldn't be him.

How could a host knock on the door so politely when returning home?

Shen Ying looked at Duan Yun and said, "Go open the door."

Duan Yun was unconvinced and asked, "Why me?"

"Because I cooked dinner!" Shen Ying said righteously, with her hands on her hips.

Duan Yun thought it made sense, so he went to open the door.

With a creaking sound, the old wooden door was pushed open and Duan Yun could not help but take two steps back.

There were two girls standing at the door, one wearing blue and the other white, and it was impossible to tell their ages.

The reason why it is difficult to tell their age is that judging from their appearance and body shape, they look like immature girls, but their breasts are extremely lofty.

Duan Yun was stunned for a moment.

The two girls held the red carpet in their hands and spread it all the way from the door to the yard, then they flipped in the air and retreated out of the house at the same time.

During this time, although Duan Yun was watching them very intently, they did not even look at Duan Yun, as if Duan Yun did not exist at all.

Are these two girls blind?

Yes, it was a strange thing not to look at him when he was so handsome.

However, he did not pay too much attention to this, because although the two girls were very beautiful and dressed very exquisitely, which had a special temptation to a hot-blooded man like him, from their behavior, they looked like someone's maids.

After the two girls stepped out, suddenly two "balls" started rolling.

The two balls rolled along the edge of the red carpet all the way to the depths of the yard, and suddenly stretched out, revealing to be two tall beauties.

The beauty is as white as jade, barefoot, with a basket of flowers in her hand.

The next moment, the petals of the flowers in the basket flew out, seemingly randomly, but in fact all scattered on the edge of the red carpet, so the red carpet became a flower carpet with lace.

The wrist strength he possessed in waving the petals was truly astonishing.

Duan Yun was stunned, not only because the two beauties with jade feet were indeed beautiful and had good techniques, but also because no matter how you looked at it, their behavior was like that of "flower girls".

If the “flower girl” already has this method, what about the master?

At this time, after the petals were scattered, the beautiful woman with jade feet floated away gently like a flying fairy.

The changes tonight are even more exciting than the play on the stage.

But Duan Yun and Shen Ying knew that as long as the master did not show up, it meant that the drama had not yet reached its climax.

The next moment, a burst of string and wind music suddenly rang out.

I saw two women dressed in barbarian style, with their hair braided into dozens of braids, one strand here and one strand there, shaking their heads constantly.

They don't have any musical instruments in their mouths, but they can make sounds of various instruments. The continuous playing alone proves that their inner breath and ventriloquism are amazing.

It can be said that one person is a band.

The key is that she is still a beauty, a beauty with barbaric charm.

The dark door outside the Yuzhu Villa is like a magic box, hiding countless people with special skills.

At this time, Duan Yun and Shen Ying suddenly heard some noise and looked up.

I saw four lights lit up in the dark sky.

The lights fell downwards, getting closer and closer, until they approached Yuzhu Villa. Only then could they see clearly that they were four elegant palace lanterns.

Holding the palace lanterns are four masked women, whose faces cannot be seen clearly and who look like fairies.

Her lightness skill alone can be compared to that of the Fairy in the Red Mansion who is famous in the martial arts world for her lightness skills.

Although their postures and movements are very fairy-like, what they do is not very fairy-like.

Because every masked woman has a wooden stake on her shoulder.

They carried a huge sedan chair and slowly descended from the air.

Yes, they can be said to be sedan bearers.

There was a light purple veil on the sedan chair, and when the wind blew, the figures of two women inside were revealed.

The maids, flower girls, musicians, and sedan bearers who had appeared before were all first-class beauties without exception, but as the veil was lifted, they all paled in comparison.

On the right side of the sedan chair is a young girl wearing a long gauze dress with gorgeous flowers hanging on the hem. She is even more gorgeous than the flowers.

On the left is a noble lady dressed elegantly in a purple robe. She is just sitting there casually, yet she is inexplicably attractive.

Duan Yun had heard a line of lyrics in his previous life: "My sister said purple is very charming." Now he just wanted to say that his sister was right.

He had never seen such a charming lady.

The next moment, the girl on the right moved, and the flowers on her skirt moved along with the movement, which was very beautiful.

She looked at Duan Yun angrily and said, "Mom, he was the one who hurt my butt last time!"

Duan Yun showed a confused expression, then he saw her flower-branch sword that almost blended into her floral dress, and reacted.

This is Murong brothers’ sister Feng Ling’er!

The last time he fought with the other party, he was too hasty, and the other party's sword was dazzling. He only remembered that he pierced the other party's butt with a toe sword, but he didn't underestimate her appearance. Now the other party came with his parents, and the culprit Murong brother was not there, wouldn't it be embarrassing?

Do you want me to be the scapegoat?

Duan Yun quickly said, "Sister-in-law, Madam, this is all a misunderstanding."

At this moment, the lady in purple robe moved slightly, and a three-foot-long jade pipe appeared in her hand.

She just blew out a puff of smoke, and the smoke swirled around, like a dream, making it hard to see clearly.

Feng Ling'er's mother looked at Duan Yun through the smoke and said faintly, "My daughter is rarely bullied. If you can take my attack and survive, this matter will be over."

Her voice is also pleasant and melodious, giving people a lingering feeling.

As soon as she finished speaking, the smoke that was floating in front of her suddenly stopped moving, as if it were real.

At this moment, Shen Ying's expression changed a little.

Duan Yun took a step forward and said, "Madam, I said this was a misunderstanding, but since you want to teach me a lesson, you have to raise the stakes."

"What bet?"

"If I could take your attack and still have strength left, I would shoot through your butt. Because I don't like to be beaten passively." Duan Yun said seriously.

"How dare you! Do you really think you can take on my mother's move?" Feng Ling'er said angrily.

At this moment, everyone present changed their expressions, except Duan Yun and the noble lady in purple robe.

They looked at each other, motionless.

The air seemed to be frozen, and the originally spacious yard suddenly seemed very depressing.

Cold sweat broke out on Shen Ying's forehead and back.

A gust of wind blew by, and the originally solidified smoke moved a little. The purple-robed noblewoman smiled cleverly and said, "It's quite interesting. Ling'er was hit by your sword, so it's not unfair."

As he spoke, the smoke dissipated and the terrifying feeling of solemnity disappeared completely.

Seeing this, Feng Ling'er said dissatisfiedly: "Mom, why don't you teach him a lesson!"

The purple-robed noblewoman shook her head and said, "I promised you to come and settle accounts with Brother Murong, but I didn't promise you to go to him. You got stabbed in the ass by him, so find a way to get it back."

"mother!"

Feng Ling'er was going crazy after hearing what her mother said.

At this time, the purple-robed noblewoman looked at Duan Yun and Shen Ying and said, "Are you friends of that brat from the Murong family?"

Duan Yun said firmly: "We are not familiar with Brother Murong. At most, we are his tenants."

The purple-robed noblewoman nodded and said, "Very good, we are just going to wait for him here. Sorry for bothering him during this time. Here is the rent."

As she spoke, the woman who had scattered flowers before came over with a flower basket and placed it respectfully in front of Duan Yun.

Afterwards, the group headed towards the backyard and looked like they were going to settle down.

Fortunately, Yuzhu Villa is very large, and the group of people who suddenly visited in the dark were invisible in an instant.

Duan Yun looked down at the flower basket and suddenly found it very dazzling.

Because it turned out to be a basket of gold.

Young Master Duan was already in a good mood, and now he was even better.

Only then did Shen Ying heave a long sigh of relief.

Duan Yun saw this and said, "You seem very nervous."

"Of course I'm nervous. Do you know who you just faced?" Shen Ying complained.

"Who? Since she is the mother of Murong brothers and sister, doesn't that mean she is Murong brothers' stepmother?" Duan Yun pondered.

Shen Ying lowered her voice and said, "Keep your voice down. Anyone who provokes the Purple Dragon King will never have a good ending, no matter if they are good or evil."

"Purple Dragon King?" Duan Yun raised his eyebrows.

He was a rookie in the martial arts world and didn't know any famous masters, but a woman called "Purple Dragon King" was definitely not someone to be trifled with.

Her style alone made Duan Yun feel oppressed.

After all, no matter whether it was the maid, the flower girl, or the sedan bearer, they were all considered top-notch masters in the martial arts world, but they were all willing to be this woman's servants, which showed how extraordinary her methods were.

At the moment when the smoke solidified just now, Duan Yun actually got goose bumps all over his body.

That is the body's instinctive warning of danger.

But he is Young Hero Duan Yun, a rare genius in cultivation, who is he afraid of?
No matter what purple or red dragon king he is, if anyone dares to mess with him, he will shoot through his ass.

Young Master Duan is well-known for his love of counterattack.

Duan Yun saw Shen Ying's expression and couldn't help but ask, "Are you worried that she will beat me up?"

Shen Ying shook her head and said, "Not entirely."

At that moment just now, she was worried that Duan Yun would be beaten up by the Purple Dragon King, but at the same time, she was also worried that the Purple Dragon King would be shot through the butt by Duan Yun.

Yes, if you said in the underworld that you were worried that the Purple Dragon King would be shot through the buttocks by a young man in his twenties, it would definitely be considered a huge joke, and even the most ridiculous storyteller would not dare to make up such a story.

But this young man's surname is Duan, his given name is Yun, and he calls himself a young hero, so it's hard to say for sure.

Because he is the most popular "Old Devil Duan" among storytellers!
Like the Murong brothers, Shen Ying always felt that this guy had a kind of magical power that could make outrageous and extremely outrageous things possible.

"Old Devil Duan" can never be judged by common sense!
(End of this chapter)

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