Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature.

Chapter 229 There is no normal person in the whole village (Please order)
Qingyu could no longer remember how many times she had been pinched.

She only knew that the other party was becoming more and more skilled, making it increasingly difficult for her to move.

At the beginning, the opponent used his legs, then his hands, and finally both his legs and hands.

She just felt very tired and just wanted to brush her teeth and go to sleep. There was a kind of beauty in the moment of shattering and then reconstructing.

After finishing the job, Duan Yun slept soundly, feeling a sense of satisfaction.

I had originally planned to stay up all night to comprehend the secret technique, but I managed to master it without having to stay up all night, and even found a great test subject to complete the test. This was like handing in the exam paper early and getting a full score. I couldn't be more happy.

I am indeed a one in a million genius in cultivation.

Duan Yun slept soundly, unaware that there was a pair of beautiful and tired eyes outside looking at him with resentment for a while.

"Little girl, get up early in the morning and go to the toilet with your pants held up."

Early in the morning, Duan Yun got up humming a tune and went to the toilet.

After coming out of the toilet, he found Qingyu looking at her warily.

"What did you do last night?"

Qingyu covered his towering chest with his hands, looking alert.

Duan Yun asked in confusion: "Purple Jade?"

"You, you have seen her. What did you do? Why do I feel sore all over?" Zi Yu said.

She was really different from Qingyu at night, with a lot more caution and nervousness of a young girl.

If we can only say that this is a mental illness, then it is a complete mental illness.

It was rare to encounter such a patient, Duan Yun said with interest: "It's nothing, but I forced her to eat something."

Hearing this, Ziyu was shocked and said, "Force-feeding? What?"

"Wait, it can't be that, do you have to be so perverted?"

Looking at Zi Yu's expression, Duan Yun was also shocked, and even had wrong thoughts.

In other words, women tend to have bad thoughts.

"It's not what you think." Duan Yun tried to explain.

Zi Yu couldn't help showing a disgusted and nauseous expression, and said, "Besides this, what else did you do?"

Duan Yun said seriously: "I also tried it on you."

Ziyu opened her eyes wide, with an expression of disbelief, and said, "Not only did you force-feed me, but you also tried your power on me?"

"No, it's not some perverted magic skill, is it?"

Zi Yu quickly pulled up her sleeves and even wanted to tear off her clothes to see if there were any marks on her body.

Young Hero Duan Yun's face darkened and he said, "What kind of magic skill is that? Can you speak? Be careful or I'll sue you for defamation."

Ziyu put her hands across her chest and said, "Don't try to make excuses. You don't look like a good person at first glance."

"I obviously have someone I like, but you still..."

As she spoke, her eyes became red.

Just as her tears were about to fall, her body suddenly trembled and she stopped moving.

Even the tears seemed to be trapped in the eye sockets and did not fall.

Because she was trapped by Duan Yun.

Duan Yun clamped his legs around his waist, Zi Yu stood there in a daze, Xiao Hui and the horse were used to it and continued to eat grass.

"Is this what I tried last night? Is there anything wrong with this trick?" Duan Yun said.

Zi Yu was trapped there and found it difficult to move. She was a little scared.

"Tell me, young master, did you misunderstand me?"

"Think you've misunderstood, and blink when you feel guilty."

Duan Yun said while holding Zi Yu.

Zi Yu blinked her beautiful big eyes.

Duan Yun was still holding on and didn't get down, because at this moment, he had a new understanding of this clamping skill.

I am so strong!

It seems like he is making progress every moment!

As a result, at this moment, the courtyard door creaked open, revealing the figures of Feng Ling'er, Shen Ying and the panda Dabai.

The moment they entered the room, they were shocked and froze in place.

Feng Ling'er said in a trembling voice: "He brought a wild woman home."

Xiatouying responded: "In broad daylight, in the yard, with the sky as the blanket and the ground as the bed, and still in this position."

With a thud, the basket in the panda Dabai's hand fell to the ground, and he couldn't help but let out a bark.

"I can't bear it."

"I can't bear it."

The two women murmured.

"Catch them first!"

Feng Ling'er suddenly said, and then the two women rushed over like a gust of wind, one catching the adulterer, and the other catching the adulterer.

As a result, the moment they approached Duan Yun, the two women froze on the spot at the same time.

Feng Ling'er was on the left, with her right hand extending with a claw, and Shen Ying was on the right, changing her left fist into a palm, but they were both caught by Duan Yun.

Duan Yun clamped Feng Ling'er's waist with his legs and Shen Ying's armpits with his hands. His whole body was lying across the two women. From a distance, he looked like an upside-down Chinese character "工".

Zi Yu saw it and looked surprised.

What a heaven-defying posture this is.

Not to mention her, even the panda Dabai, Xiaohui and the horse, who were already accustomed to it, came to watch this new posture.

Duan Yun held two women by himself, completely locking up their energy, and remained calm and composed.

His amazing wisdom was still working as he wondered if he could trap another person in this situation.

Shen Ying's body was wrapped in white silk. Although she couldn't move, she could still make sounds.

"Duan Yun, you are too much. You actually treat us like this."

"Down!"

Duan Yun asked: "Do you think my Kung Fu is amazing?"

"Shameless! Stop changing the subject! We ran into you doing your ugly deeds right after we came in, and yet you ask me if my skills are good?"

"I don't care. I just want to beat her up and beat you up."

The Nine Deaths silk on Shen Ying's body continued to float like clouds.

But she still couldn't move.

Over there, Zi Yu said tremblingly: "Miss, I am also a victim. He came up to me as soon as I disagreed with him, and I couldn't hide at all."

She was telling the truth, but maybe it was because of the girl's voice or something else, but it gave people a slightly teay feeling.

As a result, Shen Ying and Feng Ling'er became even more excited!

Duan Yun quickly explained: "This is Brother Murong's new sister, and also his new brother's wife. I am just testing her skills. A subordinate girl should not slander others."

At this time, Feng Ling'er also squeezed out a voice and scolded: "Who is not the sister of that shitty brother! Stop quibbling!"

Speaking of this, she became even angrier.

It was obviously me who came first!
Duan Yun said confidently: "I am not making excuses, I am just testing my skills. Even if your mother comes, I will still clamp it!"

Feng Ling'er blushed and said angrily, "How dare you try to pinch my mother!"

The next moment, Duan Yun exerted his strength, and only two "hmm!" sounds were heard. Feng Ling'er and Shen Ying couldn't even speak.

If it weren't for the wind blowing the plum tree, at that moment, it would seem that everything was still.

After a moment, Duan Yun said, "Are you two calm now?" "If you are calm, just blink."

The two restrained beautiful girls blinked.

Duan Yun's hands and feet loosened.

"Dog thief!"

"dog thief"

"by!"

The moment the two women regained their freedom, they continued to go crazy, but Duan Yun jumped up and caught the two of them again.

The three of them were still connected together, still motionless, but their postures had changed slightly.

After seeing this scene, Zi Yu closed her lips in surprise, said "crazy," and walked aside.

Duan Yun didn't expect that he would be called a lunatic by a lunatic.

Shen Ying and Feng Ling'er couldn't stand it either. They felt like they were caught in bed with their husbands, but were restrained by their own men and were scolded by the mistress instead.

Duan Yun couldn't help but explain: "You two really need to calm down, she is mentally ill."

"Remember the Ning Tian that Brother Murong met? She's the Purple Jade Fairy who wrote the rubbish book 'The Fall of the Female Detective'!"

Ziyu pursed her lips and retorted, "I didn't write a rubbish book, that was all Qingyu's fault! She wrote it for me later!"

Duan Yun said, "See? She is now Ziyu, and she may become Qingyu at night. Qingyu calls her a bitch, and she calls Qingyu a whore."

At this moment, Shen Ying and Feng Ling'er blinked their eyes wildly.

Having said that, they have already confirmed that this is a mental illness.

Even if you have an affair with a mentally ill person, it cannot be considered an affair.

Who would like a lunatic, a fool?

Wait, it seems that some people in the world like this, just like some female detectives like to fall in love with the devil over time.

But at this time, Duan Yun had let them go and looked at Zi Yu with caring eyes for a lunatic.

They felt embarrassed to lose their temper as the other party was such a kind-hearted doctor.

Ziyu noticed that they were all staring at her and said, "I'm not crazy, it's just that Qingyu likes to make trouble."

Shen Ying has always been kind-hearted and sympathetic to the patient, so she quickly said, "You are indeed not crazy. It's all Qingyu's fault."

Seeing that someone understood her, Ziyu's eyes flashed with joy, and she explained: "In fact, it can't be blamed entirely on her. After all, she is actually my sister, but we have different personalities, so she often slanders me."

As they chatted, the three women ended up talking to each other.

Duan Yun looked at this and couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

There is no normal person in this village except myself.

If he hadn't mastered the "Telepathic Connection Technique", I'm afraid there would be a fight today.

Afterwards, Shen Ying went to the kitchen and started to light the fire and cook.

It was obvious that they must have been very hungry after this trip, as the panda Dabai had already gone to the grave hill and dug up a lot of bamboo to eat.

When Duan Yun brought Dabai back, he was worried that it would not be able to adapt to the local climate, but he didn't expect that this guy would become stronger and stronger.

If he didn't look so silly while lying on the ground eating bamboo, he might really look like a great hero.

I don’t know if it was because they were more caring towards the mentally ill, or because Zi Yu had some blood relationship with Feng Ling’er, but the three women suddenly sat together, eating and chatting.

When they were serving the rice, there was no portion for Duan Yun.

Duan Yun had no choice but to serve his own food.

Duan Yun couldn't help but ask, "Where did you three go?"

Feng Ling'er crossed her long legs and said, "Of course I went to do justice."

"You are also chivalrous?" Duan Yun asked in surprise.

"What? We can't be chivalrous? Now in this Yushi Town, everyone has to call the three of us female heroes." Feng Ling'er said proudly.

"You three?"

Duan Yun couldn't help but look at Dabai who was eating.

Seeing Duan Yun's expression, Dabai let out an unconvinced "Woof!"

"Of course it's the three of us." Feng Ling'er continued with pride.

"What's going on?" Duan Yun asked.

"Does Old Chen from the roast meat shop in town know about this?" Feng Ling'er asked.

"nonsense."

"That day we went to Lao Chen's place to buy roast meat as usual, but we found out that Lao Chen was married."

"This is a rare thing." Duan Yun couldn't help but say.

Old Chen looks honest and is quite old. He can be said to be an honest old bachelor.

It is indeed a rare thing for such people to get married at this age.

"We were happy for Lao Chen, seeing that the roast meat shop had a new boss lady. After all, he was able to find true love at his age. The woman Lao Chen found was kind-hearted and plump, and she seemed to live an honest life. But five days ago, when we went to buy roast meat again, we found that Lao Chen had closed the shop."

"This Lao Chen Roasted Meat Shop is an old shop after all. Lao Chen has not had a few days off for so long. After we inquired, we found out that Lao Chen was cheated. The woman cheated Lao Chen of his coffin money and threatened that Lao Chen was sick and did not deserve a woman like her.

We thought this woman was a habitual liar. We never thought that even an ugly fat woman with a big face could cheat on marriage. "

Duan Yun pondered, "It is because she is fat and ugly that Old Chen was fooled."

This is a very simple truth.

Lao Chen is an honest man who does his duty. If the other person is good-looking, he will definitely know that he is not worthy of her. He will realize that this woman is either after his money or has ulterior motives, so he will naturally not be fooled.

But what about an ugly girl?

Old Chen would probably think that he was worthy of her, and with the other party using some tricks, he got into trouble.

"So you went to find that fat woman?"

"Of course, Lao Chen lost all the money he had saved for most of his life, so he was devastated and looked like he was waiting to die. If we don't help him get his money back, will we still have barbecue to eat in the future?

We paid money to have the Rolling Shutter investigate, and we found out that this fat woman was not a simple person. She was actually a member of a gang of bandits in Qingli Mountain. She robbed and killed people in the early days, but later she changed her tune and started to like cheating people. "

At this time, Feng Ling'er slammed the table and said a little excitedly: "How can Shen Ying and I tolerate this? So she and Dabai rushed to Qingli Mountain overnight and killed the whole family of that group of swindlers, especially hanging up the fat woman and burning her to death.

We got back Lao Chen's money, and Lao Chen was very happy, saying that he would never think about women again. Now, the roast meat shop is open again."

Hearing this, Duan Yun couldn't help but applaud.

This style is specifically designed to crack down on scammers, fat women, and also to wipe out other people's entire families. If you don't want to be a heroine, who will?
At this time, Shen Ying couldn't help but ask: "Where is Brother Murong?"

Duan Yun said, "I'm going to send a woman to visit her relatives."

As he spoke, he recounted the story of the Murong brothers.

Zi Yu suddenly looked gloomy and asked, "Is he really like that?"

At this time, Feng Ling'er's expression became subtle, and she asked Duan Yun: "Do you think it is possible that this time is also the case?"

Duan Yun shook his head and said, "No, that woman said she was from the north. She and her mother have never left the Mohe area since they were young. When I was shaking on her body, I didn't find any signs of lying."

Shen Ying couldn't help but complain: "Why are you shaking on other people's bodies?"

"I didn't do that for Brother Murong. I was afraid that he would be cheated like Lao Chen." Duan Yun replied.

At this time, he found that Feng Ling'er was silent and looked strange, so he asked, "Is there a problem?"

Feng Ling'er nodded and said, "I was also born in the north. Old man Murong has been to the north and likes to brag in front of women that he is a wolf who came to the north."

Hearing this, Duan Yun and Shen Ying couldn't help but gasp.

Zi Yu was very confused for a moment.

For a moment, she couldn't keep up with their pace.

What do they mean?
Is there a normal person in this village?
Even she, who is a little abnormal, thinks they are abnormal.

(End of this chapter)