Wrongly practicing evil skills, imitating the laws of nature.

Chapter 76 The Old Devil and the Black Pot (Subscription Request)
The familiar blackness appeared before his eyes and the familiar rough sack covered his head. This time, Lao Guo wanted to scream as usual, but his mouth was blocked as usual.

With a snap, Lao Guo's other leg was broken cleanly.

The whole person fell to the ground and rolled around.

Duan Yun bought some wine at the wine shop and just as he walked out of the shop, he saw Shen Ying coming towards him.

"Why did you come out?" Duan Yun asked.

Shen Ying said depressedly, "Stop talking. The storyteller was only halfway through the book, but before the second half even started, someone broke his leg in the toilet. There's no more to listen to now."

Duan Yun looked "surprised" and said, "Can you get your legs broken just for telling a story?"

"Yes, we don't know which crazy person did it. Many people suspect it was someone in the same industry," Shen Ying explained.

"Then this storyteller may not be able to tell stories recently." Duan Yun analyzed.

"No, he told us when he was carried away that he would go get his leg treated first, and we'll continue to give him large doses and full meals tomorrow." Shen Ying replied.

Duan Yun's cheeks twitched, and he said, "You're still saying that? This person is really strong-willed despite his disability."

Afterwards, he went to buy a sword with Shen Ying.

After visiting several shops in the town, Duan Yun finally bought a solid iron sword.

Yes, the solid material is the only feature and it has nothing to do with being handsome or exquisite.

It’s nothing, it’s still expensive.

Although the gold mask was made of gold, it was relatively thin and was broken into pieces. It would cost more than one hundred taels of silver to replace it. Food and drink all cost money, so he could only continue to choose the price-performance ratio.

Just be able to endure it.

With such limited money on hand, don't even think about getting something of the same quality as Wenrou.

I have to say, expensive is good, and good is expensive.

The handle of Wenrou's knife feels just as delicate as a woman's hand. Sometimes he would touch it for a while before going to bed at night.

As for today's other spoils, such as the anklet of the Red Mansion lady, he would have to keep them for research before deciding whether to sell them or not.

On the way back, Shen Ying was still lamenting her bad luck as she only listened to half of a book.

Duan Yun couldn't help but ask, "Shen Ying, what kind of person do you think Duan Lao Mo is?"

Speaking of this, Shen Ying was no longer sleepy and said excitedly: "This should be the funniest demon I have heard of in the past ten years. Turning a man into a woman and raping her. Hahahaha. The main thing is that he has the same name as you."

Every time she talked about the fact that Duan Lao Mo and Duan Yun had the same name, she couldn't help but laugh.

Duan Yun complained: "Old Demon Duan is such a pervert. If you evaluate him like this, aren't you afraid that he will kill and rape you?"

Shen Ying raised her eyebrows slightly and said, "Yes, but I only told you that you don't look like someone who would betray his friends."

As she spoke, she began to look at Duan Yun carefully.

Duan Yun asked in confusion: "Why are you looking at me?"

Shen Ying said seriously: "I am looking to see if you are the old demon Duan?"

Duan Yun said seriously, "Why do you have such an idea?"

Shen Ying pondered and said, "Brother Murong didn't doubt you, that's because he's lazy and doesn't know how to observe. From what I heard today about Old Demon Duan, you do have some similarities with Old Demon Duan.

It is said that Duan Lao Mo is young and handsome, and you can barely be considered one of them. Duan Lao Mo will never show mercy to anyone he kills, and you are also very fierce when you kill eunuchs. Duan Lao Mo often rides a donkey, and you also have a donkey. "

"Especially just now, you said that Old Demon Duan might rape and kill me. After you practiced the magic sword, you might have had such thoughts about me for a long time, although you didn't kill me, but..."

Duan Yun listened to her analysis and thought it was well-organized and logical, but the last point almost made him jump.

"Are all you women so low-key?"

"Below? I am just making a reasonable analysis."

Duan Yun grabbed Shen Ying's collar and pulled her over, angrily saying, "Your analysis is totally unreasonable. I've said before that I'm a rare genius in cultivation and won't be cursed by the knife. Besides, I'm determined to be a young hero. Even if you're a big-breasted fairy, I won't rape and kill you, let alone you."

As they spoke, they both looked down at Shen Ying's flat chest.

Shen Ying quickly covered her chest and yelled, "You're a pervert!" The next moment, Duan Yun felt his vision suddenly flipped, and his body was actually lifted up high by Shen Ying.

He realized in an instant that this woman was an expert in boxing!
When a woman gets angry, she is more impulsive than a man!
Seeing that she was about to be smashed to the ground, Duan Yun quickly bent down and clamped Shen Ying's neck with a scissor kick, shouting, "Stop!"

In just a moment, both of them paused.

He clamped the opponent's head with a scissors kick, and sank his body as if to hit him, without moving.

Time seemed to have stood still.

Two passers-by passed by and saw them "overlapping and fighting" motionlessly. One of them shouted "Mad men! Run!" and ran away.

At this time, both of them calmed down.

Duan Yun was holding Shen Ying, and Shen Ying was holding Duan Yun. Because Duan Yun was hanging upside down, he could only see Shen Ying's pretty face over his crotch.

The situation was a little awkward for a while.

"Loosen your legs and I'll put you down." Shen Ying said.

Duan Yun loosened his scissor legs, Shen Ying raised her hand, and the two separated, and then they both involuntarily tidied up their messy clothes.

If you didn’t know, you would think they had just passed through a grove of trees.

After that, the two stopped talking and just walked back by themselves, as if they had a quarrel.

At this time, the dilapidated wall of Yuzhu Villa could be seen.

At this time, Duan Yun said, "Then am I the old demon Duan?"

Shen Ying glanced at him and responded, "Of course not."

"Why?"

"A few nights ago, Old Demon Duan made Fairy Ling of Wanmiao Palace pregnant within an hour. At that time, you were killing eunuchs with me." Shen Ying explained.

Duan Yun's cheeks twitched, and he said, "Is this also what the storyteller said?"

"Yeah. He said it's not nonsense."

Duan Yun felt itchy.

I didn't hit you hard enough just now.

Duan Yun couldn't help but complain: "Old Demon Duan does so many bad things in a day, can he handle it?"

"Of course I'm too busy. I think some of these are just scapegoats, deliberately pinned on Old Devil Duan." Shen Ying analyzed.

Duan Yun asked curiously, "Really?"

This was the first time in such a long time that he heard something favorable to Old Demon Duan.

"For example, regarding the Gao Family Manor incident, the people from the Leigong Laomu Sect and the Red Mansion have been looking for Old Demon Duan in the Wangchun City area. Fairy Ling was also pregnant outside Wangchun City, so Old Demon Duan is in this area. However, Gao Family Manor is thousands of miles away. Even if Old Demon Duan wants to cause trouble, he may not be able to reach him."

Shen Ying analyzed.

Duan Yun said: "Then who is letting Duan Lao Mo take the blame?"

Shen Ying said: "I guess it was the owner of Gaojiazhuang himself."

"what?"

"I've heard that the owner of Gaojia Manor has some weird hobbies. Maybe he just likes to watch pigs riding his wife. But as the owner of a manor, this hobby is really not acceptable. After being discovered, people simply put the blame on Duan Lao Mo."

"Can this still happen?"

After listening to this explanation, Duan Yun felt it was very abnormal, but it made some sense.

The damn owner of the manor played tricks on me, letting his wife be ridden by a pig, and then put the blame on me, and I became the victim, right?
At this time, the two had arrived at the gate of the villa. Duan Yun pushed the door open and said, "What about the female sword fairy of the Qiongling Sect who is a prostitute?"

As a result, at this time, the voice of the Murong brothers was heard from inside the door - "I know the answer to this question!".

(End of this chapter)