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Chapter 139 Chapter 137 Officer Tan Tan?
Chapter 139 Chapter 137 Officer Tan Tan? (Subscribe)
The rabbit was not given away in the end, and Jiang Shu felt very sad.
It seems that the final destination of the rabbit should not be to be restricted in a cage, but to appear on the dining table. Tears of emotion kept flowing from the corners of my mouth.
Jiang Shu played with the deer for half a day. The next day, the seventh day of the Lunar New Year, Jiang Yimin took his family, young and old, on a long-distance bus to Chengdu to have some fun and see the world.
Jiazhou is not far from Chengdu, separated by the city of MS. After about an hour's drive, the bus arrived at the long-distance bus station in Chengdu.
As soon as the family of four got off the car, Zhong Yaoyao was stunned by the prosperity of the provincial capital. The roads were wider, cars were flowing on the streets, and high-rise buildings continued to rise between the buildings.
Jiang Shu's expression didn't change much, or was it like this in 2006? The old houses that could be seen everywhere were completely different from the international metropolises of later times.
There are many old men and women sitting on the roadside drinking tea, chatting and playing mahjong, and the human touch is quite strong.
Jiang Yimin looked up at the sign for the panda base. Within a few seconds, an old man with white hair riding a tricycle stopped in front of him and asked in a thick Chengdu accent.
"Are you guys going to the panda base?"
Jiang Yimin nodded: "Yes, yes, uncle, do you know how to get there?"
"I know for sure. Are you going or not? Two dollars for adults, one dollar for children, and five dollars for the four of you. A taxi will cost at least ten dollars. I'm going to deliver flowers, and it's on my way, so I'll definitely try to win you over. I won't let you go."
"Is it far?"
"It's not that far. We can get there in a short time."
Jiang Shu took a deep look at the flowers tied on the roof of the tricycle. They were piled up so high that it looked like they might fall down at any time.
He was just about to ask his dad to take a taxi for safety, but he saw that he had already taken out his wallet and gave him the money. Judging from the old man's face, he probably didn't look like a liar.
"..."
Then the couple got in the car, each holding a child on his lap.
"Hold on tight!"
The old man shouted with full energy, then stood up and stepped on the pedal hard. Jiang Shu's mouth twitched slightly.
The weather in the first month of the year was still cold, and the tricycle did not have fully enclosed windows. Fortunately, the old man did not ride very fast, so the cold wind blowing on his face was still acceptable.
“You’re not locals?”
"We fell down the mountain."
"Oh, you're from Luoshan. Are you here to see the pandas during the Chinese New Year?"
The old man was chatting with Jiang Yimin in a random manner. Jiang Shu put his hands in his pockets and looked outside silently.
Demolition is going on in many places, and many high-rise buildings are being built in the distance. As the date of the 08 Olympic Games approaches, the process of urbanization will be further accelerated.
If I could buy a piece of land now, the government compensation would definitely be much higher than in Jiazhou, but unfortunately my parents don’t have the money now…
Just as Jiang Shu was thinking about how to engage in speculation, the three-wheeled vehicle that had been moving was suddenly stopped by a white Jetta.
Jiang Shu was still confused, but the next second, a man in a hat got out of the Jetta, and there was another person with a camera on his shoulder.
He inexplicably felt that the man looked familiar, and when he looked more closely, he saw that he was a young and handsome guy wearing a uniform and a black and white traffic police hat on his head.
Jiang Shu's eyes widened instantly, somewhat unable to believe it.
What the hell!
It's Officer Kawashima! ?
"Come on, come on, sir, let's pull over and don't block the passing vehicles."
Hearing this familiar salt-and-pepper Mandarin, Jiang Shu immediately felt that it was right.
Although "Tan Tan Jiao Tong" was discontinued when he was in his senior year of high school in his previous life, the traffic law programs he recorded have become very popular in the short video field in later generations.
But it was still the beginning of 2006, and it was the second year since he had replaced his ten-year police experience as a station policeman and started hosting the "Tan Tan Traffic" program. His fame was far from being as popular as it would be in later generations.
Some experienced drivers even try to avoid his patrol car when they see it, because if they are caught by other traffic police, they will at most be fined and scolded, but if they are caught by Officer Tan, they will be directly on TV and embarrassed in front of the entire Sacheon people.
Jiang Yimin became very nervous when he saw the police badge on the hat. He was just riding a tricycle, so how could he be caught by the traffic police?
He doesn't have a car now, so he doesn't pay much attention to the traffic safety law education program broadcast by Chengdu TV at 7:00 every night, and naturally he doesn't know who Tan Tan is.
Only Jiang Shu looked excited. This was Police Officer Tan.
In the following years, some drivers became his fans. In order to have a fan meeting, they deliberately did not wear seat belts, talked on the phone while driving, threw cigarette butts out of the car window, and shouted to the audience happily after being caught by Officer Tan. If you want to meet Sir Tan face to face, you have to do some minor illegal acts first.
18 years later, "Tan Tan Jiao Tong" has become a swan song. If Jiang Shu shows up now and tells a few popular funny jokes, he will probably be popular on the Internet for life in the future.
It was a huge amount of traffic, and he picked it up in advance.
The problem is, how to act more smoothly? He looked at the old man on the tricycle, then looked at his father, and decided to act as a supporting actor, maybe he could make his father famous and create a classic.
"Hello, grandpa." Officer Tan greeted politely.
"Don't talk nonsense. I don't have a grandson as old as you."
As soon as the old man opened his mouth, Officer Tan was speechless.
Jiang Yimin was also sweating when he heard this. This old man really dared to say anything. Didn’t he see that the person on the opposite side was a traffic policeman?
"I'm not saying I'm your grandpa, no, I'm not saying I'm your grandson, I'm calling you grandpa as a way of addressing you." Officer Tan quickly explained. "Oh, why didn't you say so earlier, hello, officer." The old man finally reacted.
"Come on, uncle, let's get off the car and talk on the side of the road."
Officer Tan suddenly looked into the car and was shocked to see that it was such a small tricycle, but there were actually four people crammed inside it: two adults and two children, with half of the children's bodies exposed.
He quickly called the camera beside him to shoot inside.
Fu Wanying turned her head away for fear of being photographed. Only Jiang Shu grinned, looked up at the camera, revealing a row of neat white teeth, and made a "yeah" gesture.
"Hello, Persuasion Officer!"
"What what what?" Officer Tan looked at the child in front of him in shock: "Officer Kawashima? I'm not Japanese, how can I say Officer Kawashima? Come down, come down, let's talk properly."
"Little boy, do you know me?" Officer Tan squatted down and smiled kindly.
"I recognize you, I recognize you." Jiang Shu nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and continued to smile and say in dialect: "You are the persuasion police officer in the news. Your persuasion method is very special."
"What is Officer Kawashima, and what is Yoshiko Kawashima?" He touched his ear, looked at the camera with a confused face, and unknowingly became a Japanese.
Fu Wanying lived nearby in Bengbu. She didn't care whether she would show her face or not and glared at her son unhappily.
"Uncle policeman, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is my son. He didn't talk like this before. What he meant was that you are a persuasion officer, and your persuasion method is very special."
Officer Tan suddenly realized what was going on, and then he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. This kid had a peculiar accent.
Fu Wanying slapped Jiang Shu on the head and said, "Xiao Shu, hurry up and apologize to the police officer."
Jiang Shu blinked. It had to be his mother. She took over what he said after only two sentences.
He immediately stood at attention, bowed and saluted, and said loudly, "Uncle, Police, I'm sorry! Don't arrest us, okay!"
Officer Tan said with a smile: "We'll talk about whether to arrest him later. Little friend, I have a name. My last name is Tan. You can call me Officer Tan."
"Where should you go?"
"To the Panda Base!"
"What road?"
“Take Panda Avenue!”
Tan Tan: “???”
"No, I mean which way you should go."
He glanced at Jiang Shu in silence, then turned to look at the old man on the tricycle, "Uncle, come here, you're the driver, tell me, which way should you take?"
The old man agreed with Jiang Shu's words and nodded sincerely: "Take Panda Avenue!"
"No, I'm asking which road you are taking!" Officer Tan pointed to the three spacious roads on the left, middle and right in front of them.
“Take Panda Avenue!”
Jiang Shu blurted out without hesitation and pointed to the sign on the side of the road, which just happened to say Panda Avenue.
Officer Tan scratched his neck, feeling that he had been led astray by this kid, and quickly made it clear: "No, uncle, look at you, there are so many flowers on the roof of your car, and you are not driving fast, and you are driving on the fast lane, but the flowers are scattered all over the ground. How dangerous is this?"
He raised his hand and pointed behind him. Many flowers were blown down by the cold wind and fell on the road, being crushed by passing vehicles.
"Oh my flowers! Oh, what a pity! How could they fall?" The old man looked heartbroken.
"Uncle, this is a human-powered tricycle. It not only pulls flowers, but also pulls people, two adults and two children..."
At this point, Officer Tan looked at Jiang Yimin and said, "You are the father of the child, right? I have to criticize you. Is it appropriate to take your wife and children on a tricycle?"
"That's right. I sit like this in the house. I sit like this every day." Jiang Yimin said very calmly.
Seeing that his father performed so well, Jiang Shu silently said "good job" in his heart, and continued to watch the development of the situation with a smile on his face, ready to save the situation at any time.
"You still ride it every day when it's so dangerous? It's obviously overloaded!" Officer Tan also noticed that his accent was wrong: "Which room are you in?"
"The house is scattered on the mountain."
"Oh, you are from Leshan, right? No, you can't sit like this even if you are from Leshan! It's very dangerous. The space on a tricycle is small, and you are carrying four people. What if the tricycle overturns?"
Hearing this, the old man on the tricycle quickly said, "Officer Tan, please stop talking nonsense. I'm a very good rider and there's no way I could flip over!"
Jiang Shu was laughing like crazy in his heart. This old man is really a talented person.
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything nonsense. What did you do in Leshan?"
"I sell Bobo Chicken, Leshan Jiang Yeye Bobo Chicken. It tastes delicious. Come and try it if you have the chance!" Jiang Yimin looked at the camera and quickly introduced his shop.
Jiang Shu seized the opportunity and cooperated by singing while shaking his head.
"Bobo chicken, ah, Bobo chicken, three cents a skewer of Bobo chicken. Grandpa Jiang, Bobo chicken, three skewers of Bobo chicken for one yuan..."
……
(My old illness came back. I felt really bad after coming back from the hospital. The doctor prescribed some quick-acting heart pills. I was so screwed.)
(End of this chapter)
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