After rebirth, I became Qingmei's white moonlight

Chapter 298 296 My Lifelong Pursuit

Before the movie started, several couples sitting in a hidden spot in the back row were already in the mood.

——The armrest between the two seats was lifted up, and it instantly became a couple's booth without any obstructions.

Next, whether it's holding hands with fingers interlocked, cuddling and kissing while half leaning on each other, or a girl spreading her legs and placing them on her boyfriend's legs to make it easier for him to touch her, all of these are natural things that happen in the dark.

After all, many couples choose to date in a cinema and watch romance movies just for the ambiguous atmosphere, and they are not going for the content of the movie at all.

The most important thing is how to seize the opportunity to further deepen the relationship between the two and unlock more achievements.

This includes, but is not limited to, holding hands, hugging, kissing, caressing, and even finger play and mental arithmetic.

In his previous life, Jiang Shu worked part-time in a movie theater when he was in college. His job was to clean up the garbage in the theater. In addition to the normal garbage bags of various snacks, milk tea cups, melon seed shells, paper towels, etc., there were also abnormal small balloons and a completely unmotivated purple mood. Sometimes even the seats were wet.

God knows what those audiences did in the theater.

If they knew that there were cameras in the cinemas that could see everything clearly, I wonder if they would still dare to do things that would bring them social disastrous consequences if they were exposed.

But who knows, some people may just need stimulation, or it may be a mission for their master.

In the dim light, the white deer turned his head and looked at a brave couple who were hugging each other and biting each other mouth to mouth.

"They are so brave." Her face turned slightly red under the illumination of the advertisement playing on the big screen.

Jiang Shu followed Xiaolu's line of sight and saw that the two people were indeed biting very enthusiastically. They couldn't wait to stick out their tongues before the movie officially started.

"Don't learn from them. The cameras in the cinema are all infrared and high-definition. No matter what the audience does secretly, the backstage can see it clearly. They may think their methods are very covert, but in fact they have been exposed long ago." Jiang Shu said in a low voice.

When he was working part-time in his previous life, he had the opportunity to enter a monitoring room once, and saw many impressive scenes.

These video files may flow into the gray market at any time, and if you are lucky, you may even see yourself as the protagonist in a social group.

Bai Lu couldn't help but widen his eyes. So there were actually cameras in the movie theater? Then wouldn't these people be...

She originally wanted to secretly give Xiaoshu some cinema benefits, but now it seems that she should forget it, as it is too shameful.

Jiang Shu also lifted up the handrail in the middle that was in the way. The single guy next to him subconsciously pushed up his glasses that were reflecting the gleam of light, and his breathing trembled with excitement.

Is it coming? Is the passion in the corner of the cinema finally coming?
I am just a single dog living in the dark, I will always spy on you, forever and ever...

Bai Lu also became a little nervous. Xiao Shu knew there were cameras, so did he want to do something bad?

He put the popcorn between their legs, reached out and held Xiaolu's hand in his palm again, and smiled slightly: "Don't worry about others, just watch the movie in peace."

"Mmmmm~"

While saying this, Jiang Shu glanced at the guy next to him out of the corner of his eye.

He had already noticed that there was also a couple on the right side of this person, and couples usually had a tacit understanding that they would be separated by a space.

Firstly, it is a tacit understanding that people should give each other some face. Secondly, it is rare for a person to go to see a romance movie alone. If there are two seats separated, it is possible that a couple will come in and there will be no so-called safe distance.

And this guy actually sat down without hesitation. It was obvious that he was here to cause trouble and disgust people. Did he really think that such a cheap trick could be hidden from his eyes?

Haha, don’t you like eating dog food?
I'm going to feed you to death today!
"Xiaoshu, do you want some popcorn?"

"He won't eat even if you feed him." Jiang Shu couldn't help laughing.

It's just what you think. In the eyes of boys, beautiful girls take the initiative to approach them. This is a science fiction movie that even Liu Cixin couldn't write.

And this movie is two hours long, which is definitely enough to make this kid vomit.

"Hehehe, then I'll feed you, open your mouth quickly~"

Bai Lu blinked gently. Her right hand was holding Xiao Shu's left hand, so she had to lean slightly to the side and use her left hand to take the popcorn placed between their legs. Then she raised her little hand and put it to Xiao Shu's mouth.

The two of them didn't speak in a deliberately low voice, but just enough for people sitting nearby to hear if they concentrated.

The single guy wearing glasses next to Jiang Shu turned his head slightly and looked at the girl sitting in the corner. Even though he couldn't see clearly due to the darkness and could only roughly see her pretty face, her soft and coquettish tone and her proactive and approachable attitude made him feel envious.

I'm here specifically to ruin your fun, not to watch you show off your love. You deserve to die!
Jiang Shu chuckled, opened his mouth and sucked the popcorn in, and subtly licked Xiaolu's fingers with the tip of his tongue. This detail hidden in the dark could not be discovered even by the infrared camera, let alone the disgusting guy next to him.

Bai Lu blushed and quickly retracted her fingers, thinking to herself, "Little Tree is so bad..."

With a red face, she ate another popcorn herself. Feeling the remaining wetness on her fingertips, she couldn't help but lick it gently on her lips.

Does this also count as kissing a small tree in a movie theater?

In this way, the two of them ate popcorn one by one, and occasionally Bai Lu would put the used Coke straw to his mouth. This scene made the brother next to him so angry that his eyes burst into tears, it was even more painful than killing him.

Whenever the two of them were shamelessly hugging each other mouth to mouth and biting each other's tongue, he would push the thick glasses aside and stare at them intently until they felt embarrassed.

But this incomparably pure breath of love gave him, a single dog who had fantasies about beautiful love, a critical hit of 100,000 points of real damage, which manifested as real dog food that was constantly stuffed into his stomach.

Until you can’t eat anymore!
Fortunately, the commercial finally ended, the dragon logo appeared on the big screen, and the movie officially began.

The video begins with Nazha swimming in the sea in a cool swimsuit, with a close-up shot directly facing the surging thunder.

Seeing this scene, many boys who came with their girlfriends showed obscene smiles on their faces, and the ambiguous atmosphere in the theater quickly increased.

After all, couples go to watch romance movies just to see these suggestive scenes. As long as the ambiguous atmosphere is built up a little bit, many things that they dare not do in normal days can slowly break through the tightly guarded defense line.

Bai Lu glanced at Xiao Shu out of the corner of her eye, but found that he was also looking at her. When their eyes met, she immediately dodged shyly.

At the same time, the right hand that was held by Xiaoshu suddenly felt his nails gently scratching the palm of her hand, and it felt tingling and itchy.

She lowered her head to glance at her chest. Compared with girls of the same age, her bust size was considered normal, not too big, nor too small.

The one that impressed me the most should be Yaoyao. No matter what clothes she wears, she always looks plump. Xiaoshu will definitely like her very much. After all, boys all like girls with big breasts.

"Don't think too much, just look carefully."

Xiao Shu's voice floated into her ears. Bai Lu looked up again and saw a man. He pulled the cramped and drowning Nazha out of the sea. Their bodies were pressed tightly together, which made people think of something wrong. Bai Lu couldn't help but widen her eyes. Isn't the movie called The Breakup Master? Why is the content so explosive at the beginning? They really won't have a deep communication in the water, right?

Then the scene changed to show Nazha being rescued. The person who rescued her was the King of Mauritius, Labraca.

Looking at Deng Chao's strange outfit, everyone in the cinema couldn't help but burst into laughter, and the originally ambiguous atmosphere was diluted a little.

As the plot progresses, everyone discovers that the King of Mauritius is actually Deng Chao in disguise, and Deng's unique comedy makes people laugh.

This is when the theme of the movie was officially revealed:

"God taught men and women how to fall in love, but he didn't teach them how to break up."

Deng Chao is a breakup master, and his method is to act as a third party to seduce clients' wives to cheat, giving men who want to divorce but dare not to do so a legal reason.

The means are very despicable and we can't think about it too much, but as a comedy, it can indeed make the audience laugh.

Deng Chao's successful breakup experience quickly flashed on the screen. Bai Lu couldn't help but burst out laughing when she saw the funny scene.

Jiang Shu sighed in his heart, it was a good thing that this movie was shot in 2014. If it was shot a few years later, wouldn't it have been criticized to death by boxers on the Internet?
Look at what kind of dog basket stuff comes out next, it's talking about you, the disappearing *.

"Xiaoshu, do you think there are really such people in the world? They deliberately destroy other people's feelings for money." Bai Lu whispered.

"Yes, and there are a lot of them. Some people are very inseparable when they are in love, and they would like to stick together even when going to the toilet. But once they get married, the passionate days become dull, and those promises they made have long been selectively forgotten." Jiang Shu replied.

Bai Lu bit her lip slightly, her voice trembling slightly: "Will we be like this in the future?"

Jiang Shu smiled and held her hand tightly in his palm: "We have been together for fifteen years. Even if there is a second, third, or a hundredth fifteen years, our feelings will be the same as now, and our original intentions will remain the same."

"But I will grow old. Old and ugly."

"I will grow old too, and I will grow old with you."

"Don't you guys like pretty girls?"

"The most beautiful girl has long lived in my heart, forever young."

The guy next to them listened to their whispered conversation and was so jealous that he almost bit his teeth off. Not only did he not see the interesting scene, but he was also forced to eat a mouthful of dog food.

Why don’t you two get married right here?
I'll go to the Civil Affairs Bureau and find you two right now and issue you a marriage certificate on the spot!
"Is this considered a promise made under oath?" Bai Lu turned her head and looked at him, with an indelible smile in the corners of her eyes.

Jiang Shu paused for a moment. Promises were something that could not be guaranteed. Could he really show his true heart to her?

He is not Monkey King.

Even if a marriage certificate has legal effect, those who no longer love each other will find ways to exchange it for a divorce certificate.

Jiang Shu was slightly helpless: "I can't prove it directly, it will take eighty or a hundred years, but no matter it is yesterday, today, tomorrow, spring, summer, autumn or winter, I still like you as always."

"Me too, I like you so much..." Bai Lu replied softly, with a happy smile on his face.

She suddenly turned around and left a kiss on Jiang Shu's face. Even if there were cameras in the cinema, it couldn't hide the deep love in her heart at that moment.

Jiang Shu smiled and said, "Seeing deer in the deep forest and seeing you when waking up from a dream is my lifelong pursuit."

"Yeah~"

She leaned her head gently on the little tree's shoulder, and the slightly raised tail of her voice was very cheerful.

As the plot progresses, there are countless hilarious scenes in the middle, and the breakup master also falls in love.

It starts with a breakup, ends with a relationship, and has a happy ending.

The movie slowly ended and the lights in the theater came on. Just as Jiang Shu had commented before, if you don't delve into the film's slightly distorted values, you can still watch it simply as a comedy.

However, to be fair, the acting skills of some stars are really bad.

Ignoring the single guy who had been eating for two hours, they threw the Coke and the empty popcorn tubes into the cleaning lady's trash can, and walked out of the cinema hand in hand.

Along the way, he could always hear some viewers commenting on the movie. Jiang Shu smiled and looked at Xiaolu: "I've finished watching it. What do you think?"

Bai Lu raised her delicate chin slightly and said four words word by word: "True love is invincible!"

In the long-term relationship, no matter what the reason for breaking up, it means that you no longer love each other.

If the love is deep enough, even if a breakup master helps to destroy it, it will be of no use.

As for the real idea——

yesterday Today Tomorrow.

Spring, summer, autumn, winter.

Three days, four seasons, is a lifetime. What else does she have to worry about?
"That's a pretty good summary." Jiang Shu gently pinched her soft cheek.

After all, his Xiaolu is not the kind of person who would have his world view distorted by simply watching a movie with some wrong values.

He looked at the sky and said, "It's almost six o'clock. Xiaolu, why don't you ask your roommates to come out and have dinner together?"

"OK."

"I don't know where to eat, you book a table."

"How's Sichuan food? I haven't had Sichuan food in a long, long time."

"can."

The two of them were talking and laughing as they walked towards the school, and at this moment, an Audi drove past them.

In the blink of an eye, Ye Xiaoling looked at a couple holding hands on the side of the road, wearing couple outfits, and couldn't help but be stunned. If she was not mistaken, that was her student Bai Lu?
But aren't they cousins?!?

(Today I discussed with my wife that from now on our baby’s nickname will be Xiaodeng, which means little light bulb, not Xiaodeng!)
(End of this chapter)