The legend of the poisoner online game

(Second update today)

"Du..."

"squeak……"

The black starling's hard long beak pecked the little stone monkey's head, making a crisp sound of 'duh', and the little stone monkey jumped up from the ground with a 'squeak' of pain, and then said something that stunned everyone— — "Paralyzed, who?"

The voice of the little stone monkey is very immature and childlike, a little milky, it sounds like the sleepy voice of a child who has just turned one year old, but its fluent and smooth words have fooled everyone.

"Quack quack quack, silly b~" The black starling quickly flew to the shoulder of Dionysus Huahua, flapping his two wings against his chest, as if laughing.

The little stone monkey stared at the black mynah, his eyes were full of anger, but the black mynah didn't care at all. It was almost twice the size of the little stone monkey, so it really didn't take this little thing seriously.

"Oh my god, this, this monkey can talk?" Little Yueya walked over with a face full of surprise, she squatted down, and wanted to touch the little things on the ground with her hands.

Unexpectedly, the moment she stretched out her hand, the stone monkey on the ground suddenly jumped up, stretched out a paw, and scratched directly at the black starling on Huahua's shoulder.

"what?"

Everyone exclaimed again, they didn't expect that the monkey could jump so high, and the speed was so fast, it reached the black mynah in the blink of an eye, and its monkey claws grabbed the black mynah's wings—"Resist! "

Two big green characters came out from the head of the black mynah, and the little beast was obviously taken aback. It didn't expect the stone monkey on the ground to jump onto Huahua's shoulder in one fell swoop, and even scratched itself!

With a 'whoosh', the black starling rose into the sky, and at the same time cursed: "Oh, fuck me~ You scared me to death~"

The little stone monkey stood on Huahua's shoulder, raised its head angrily, and stared at the black starling in mid-air, as if it wanted to jump up and scratch it again.

Bacchus Huahua stood motionless, the scene just happened a bit too suddenly, before he realized what was going on, he found that the monkey had already reached his shoulder, and the black mynah also flew into the air.

"Quack quack, I can't catch it, I can't catch it, your mother-fart-has long white hair~"

The little stone monkey kept looking at the black mynah, his chest heaved and heaved in anger, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes. He felt like a child whose toy was robbed by others. It was so pitiful and distressing.

"Why, what's the situation?" Your father looked at Xiao Yu before he died and asked, "This monkey is still intelligent?"

Xiao Yu was also stunned. He knew that the spirit pets in the game could talk. When they were originally designed, they followed the semi-intelligent route, but the spirit pets below [Earth Level] were all fixed programs and did not have the function of random response. , especially those uncivilized colloquial words and some cursing words, they have not been added at all.

Besides, as a spiritual pet, it is impossible for it to launch an active attack without its own order, but this monkey?Thinking of this, Xiao Yu suddenly discovered that the [Soul Pet] function next to the skill bar was still dark, that is to say, the pet management function was not activated at all!And next to it is just an additional [riding] option.

"Well, it's intelligent, but..." Xiao Yu looked at the little stone monkey on Huahua's shoulder, not knowing how to explain it.

"However, the semi-intelligent function is only available for spiritual pets above [Earth Rank]. This monkey seems to be only [Yellow Rank]."

"Boss, Boss, didn't you want to ride a monkey just now? Why is it riding me now?" Dionysus Huahua tried to touch the little stone monkey with her hands, but after the little monkey glanced at him, it swished and jumped again. When I got to the ground, I turned my head around and saw Xiao Yu again—"Dad~"

Shouting "嗖", the monkey jumped into Xiao Yu's arms, grinned and let out a "squeak" twice, then drooped its head and buried it on Xiao Yu's chest, as if it was wronged look.

"Dad? Hahahaha..."

The little monkey's words made everyone laugh. Little Crescent Moon bent down, she walked over clutching her chest, and smiled wickedly: "Little monkey, I'm your mother-mother."

The stone monkey looked up at Little Crescent Moon and then at Xiao Yu, looking at a loss.

Xiao Yu also smiled: "Yes, she is your mother, let me call."

"Mom~"

To everyone's surprise, the little thing actually yelled.

"Ah?" After all, it's a little girl, it's just a joke, in front of so many people being called "Mom", little Yueya's face blushed instantly.

"Hehe, it's fun." The charming little cat demon also came over: "Little monkey, I'm your mother, you also shout."

The stone monkey looked at Xiao Yu, and Xiao Yu's playfulness also came up: "Well, call me mom."

"Mom~"

"Hahaha……"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Hua Feihua jumped off the horse and walked to Xiao Yu's side: "Damn, brother, let him call me dad."

"Okay, Stone Monkey, he is your father, call him Dad." Xiao Yu said to Stone Monkey with a smile.

Unexpectedly, the monkey got into Xiao Yu's arms after hearing this: "He is not my father, you are!"

"I rely on!"

Everyone including Xiao Yu laughed again.

At this time Diana came over: "Little monkey, I am your mother, call out."

Xiao Yu breathed a sigh of relief, letting the little monkey make him lose all sleepiness: "Call mom."

"Mom~"

"I'll come, I'll come." Sister Baitabuqi rushed over: "Son, I'm your mother, hurry up, it's my dear, shout out and listen."

"Mom~"

"I'll try it too, I'll try it too." Mei Tesi Bangwei also ran over.

"Mom~"

Just like that, all the women present, including Lian Yuqin and Li Zhien, all ran over to join in the fun under everyone's instigation. This little stone monkey recognized ten mothers in a short while.However, what surprised everyone was that this little thing only called Xiao Yu his father, and no one else recognized him at all, which made Hua Feihua very depressed!

"Brother, how can there be such a thing? It calls my wife a mother, but doesn't call me a father. Isn't it a big loss for me?" Hua Feihua protested.

"What do you want to do, Si Feihua?" Xiao Yueya spoke before Xiao Yu could speak to her: "Little Stone Monkey has already called us mother, what do you mean by making him call you father? Are you trying to take advantage of us?"

Hearing what Little Yueya said, all the girls turned their heads to Hua Feihua, and the little cat demon walked to Hua Feihua's side wriggling her waist: "Husband, what do you mean? Want to be a father?"

"No, no, no, I was just joking, just joking, hehe." Hua Feihua was too scared to say anything.

"I said brother." Seeing that the activity of 'recognizing the ancestors and returning to the clan' has ended, your father said before he died: "This 'mother' has also been recognized, should you release your son so that everyone How to ride with experience?"

"okay."

According to the performance of the little stone monkey just now, Xiao Yu concluded that its level of intelligence should not be lower than that of the [Heaven Rank] spiritual pet. At this level, all orders can be given through voice.

"Son, go, let everyone see what your [riding] function is." Xiao Yu began to issue orders to the stone monkey.

Just as Xiao Yu expected, the stone monkey jumped out of Xiao Yu's arms after hearing Xiao Yu's order, ran to the open space beside him, and then squatted there without moving.

"Um... what's the matter?"

Seeing the little stone monkey squatting there motionless, everyone looked at me and I looked at you, I didn't know what to do.

At this time, the black starling also flew down from the sky, and it landed on Huahua's head. It seemed that he was afraid that the stone monkey would jump up and scratch it again.

Xiao Yu froze for a moment, seeing that the stone monkey was waiting for his order, how should he give the order?Could it be said: "Son, I want to ride you..."

Depend on!Is there such a father?riding son?It's so inhumane!At this time, he noticed the [Riding] function button on the side, which was prepared for those players who operate the keyboard and mouse, and he clicked it casually—the mutation happened!

No one expected that the little stone monkey not much bigger than a goose egg suddenly let out a roar like a wild lion, and then, a layer of gray shield like an eggshell appeared around its body. As soon as it appeared, it began to expand rapidly, and the stone monkey wrapped in the shield was also expanding and growing at an astonishing speed. In just a few seconds, it became a two-meter-high, three-person monkey. Thick, gray haired, giant King Kong with muscled arms!

"Ouch, fuck me~" Black Mynah screamed strangely after being frightened by the transformed stone monkey, and flew to the roof of the meeting hall with a swish, exposing his small head and looking straight down.

"Wow..."

Everyone present was stunned by the scene in front of them. They never expected that this stone monkey, which was only the size of a goose egg, would undergo a mutation in the blink of an eye.

"King Kong Monkey King?" Dionysus Huahua, who had participated in the canyon battle, couldn't help shouting when she saw the transformed little stone monkey.

Xiao Yu was also stunned. He originally thought that the stone monkey would transform. After activating the [Riding] function, it would become a horse, or a cow, or even a pig, but he didn't expect this guy to become Got a gorilla!Thinking about its small and clever appearance just now, it is estimated that if it was formed in this shape from the beginning, none of the beauties present would dare to call it a mother. Such a big son is too scary...

However, although its body has grown into the shape of the King Kong Monkey King, its face shape has not changed, and it is still innocent and cute. Not only that, its long tail has not disappeared, but has become longer and more beautiful. Thick and stronger.

"Well, how should I ride this thing?" Xiao Yu wondered if it should get down on the ground, otherwise how would I ride it?

"Dad, come on my shoulder..." The transformed little stone monkey suddenly spoke, with the same immature voice.

"I……"

The stone monkey's words reminded Xiao Yu of his childhood, when his father would say every time he came home: "Come on, son, come on Dad's shoulder." Then he picked Xiao Yu up and sat on his shoulder, That childhood feeling became the best memory of his life.

However, as I grow older, I never thought that one day I would hear a monkey calling my father and let me sit on its shoulder. This feeling...

Xiao Yu hesitated for a moment, but still walked towards the stone monkey. As soon as he got to it, he saw the long tail of the stone monkey suddenly stretched out from behind and wrapped around Xiao Yu's waist. A big paw grasped Xiao Yu's two legs, lifted it lightly, and really put Xiao Yu on its shoulder...

At this time, the information of the stone monkey appeared in front of Xiao Yu again——