The legend of the poisoner online game

As soon as he entered the game, Xiao Yu received a call request from Xiao Yueya.

"Honey, go back to the family, I have good news for you."

"What good news? The guild is level 3?"

"...It's Xiao Hei's."

"What? Blackie? Did it lay eggs?" [

"No no, come quickly."

When Xiao Yu returned to the family, he saw several people standing at the door of the conference hall: "My dear, come quickly, Xiao Hei has grown up now, stop swearing."

"Ah? Stop swearing? Impossible?" Xiao Yu asked in surprise.

"Boss, it really doesn't swear now, it's all thanks to Xiao Huahua." Dionysus Huahua interjected, and the black starling was standing on his head, and when he saw Xiao Yu coming in, he made strange noises.

At this time, little Ah Hua came over from the side, blushing and said: "Patriarch, I taught it a few words, why don't you try it?"

"What are you talking about?" Xiao Yu became interested, except for Hua Hua, the only person who could teach Xiao Hei to be pure was Ah Hua.

Huahua excitedly ran into the meeting hall, when little Ah Hua walked to the door of the meeting hall: "Patriarch, if I go in with my left foot first, it will say 'Welcome', if I go in with my right foot first, it will say Say 'thank you for coming'."

While talking, Xiao Ah Hua stepped into the threshold with his left foot, and sure enough, the black starling shouted with his broken voice: Welcome~

Then she stepped in with her right foot first, and Xiao Hei said again: Thank you for coming~

"Yeah, it's really true." Xiao Yu walked over and tried it, Xiao Hei was really cooperative, and didn't say a single dirty word.

"Haha, promising." While speaking, Xiao Yu suddenly wanted to try the effect of stepping in with two feet at the same time, so he jumped in with a 'swish'

"Ouch, you scared my old lady~"

Everyone laughed, Xiao Yu turned to Xiao Hua and asked, "You taught this too?"

"I..." Ah Hua's face flushed immediately, she shook her head again and again: "No, it taught itself."

……

"Okay, it's getting late, let's finish today's dungeon first, and then everyone will help to collect people, the current number..." Xiao Yu opened the guild system and took a look: "Eighteen thousand and four, the task is arduous, try to get it first It's full of people."

"Okay, Boss, then I'll go to recruit people first, I've finished all my copies, by the way, Boss, I feel that we have basically taken in all the undergraduates in Heifeng Town, how about junior college students?" Huahua asked seriously.

If someone asked this question, Xiao Yu would definitely scold him. It’s a joke to ask for a degree, but when Huahua asked this question, he had no choice but to answer seriously: “Okay, let’s accept those with a bachelor’s degree too. No matter how small a fly is, it's still a piece of meat, let's just make do with it."

"Understood boss." [

……

After dismissing Huahua, Qin Mei also went online. First, there was a level 10 dungeon. Since Xiao Hua had never entered a dungeon after playing for so long, he first grouped Ah Hua, then Xiao Yueya, Lian Yuqin, and Diana. , Li Zhien, in this way, six people will be gathered together, and Mrs. Long San and the little cat demon will recruit people in the east of the town. She has no interest in this level 10 dungeon, so Xiao Yu will take her to play after she comes out. Level 20 copy.

In less than half an hour, the two level 10 dungeons were finished, and Xiao Yu began to form a team. At this time, he found that 008 was not online. He inquired in the family, and the field monk said that the child had been offline since the morning. I haven't been on since then.

Looking at the time, it was not yet 11 o'clock, so Xiao Yu decided to wait a little longer, taking advantage of this time to check the income of each family.

The situation is similar to the last time the people were recruited. There are four gates in Heifeng Town, the Forgotten Family occupies the north gate, the Monster Family occupies the south gate, the Pest Family occupies the east gate, and the remaining west gate is occupied by the Sex Society family.

Xiao Yu first came to the north gate. From a long distance, he saw a large group of people gathered here. On the opposite side of this group of people, stood a row of players setting up a stall. These players stood very neatly. The grades of the auction items are written, such as third-grade wheat, fourth-grade herbs, and fifth-grade ore, each of which is currently scarce in the market.

These guys peddled while setting up stalls: "The star gang's living materials are on sale, and the price of joining the gang is [30% off]. Life players are especially welcome to join the club. The benevolent gang, the benevolent gang leader, believe in your choice, join the star gang, and the collection speed [-]% bonus..." Shouting here, the antique on the side started giving people status, Xiao Yu stood in the crowd and was sprinkled with a blue beam of light

Ding!

System prompt: Your collection speed has increased by 38%, and the duration is 77 minutes!

"Wow, what kind of skill is this? It can really increase the speed of collection, I go in and out..."

Facts speak louder than words, all the players in the blessed state exclaimed, one by one scrambling to join the Star Gang.

"That's a good idea, thank you for your hard work." Xiao Yu sent a private message to Gu Dong.

"Hehe, boss, where are you? Oh, I saw it." Antique's eyes were good, and he ran over from the side.

"Did you encounter any trouble in the collection area?" Xiao Yu asked.

"It's okay for the time being." Gu Dong said with a smile: "The promotion of the guild is too timely. I can just recruit some more life players. Now our support team has almost reached 1000 people. If we can reach 3000 people, it will be fine." We have monopolized the collection area in Heifeng Town, and even if drunk and happy people come to cause trouble, we can handle it without your presence."

"Well, that's good." Xiao Yu nodded with satisfaction: "I guess it won't be long before the war starts. Zui Xiaoyao has suffered a big loss, and they will definitely not let it go. The biggest possibility is that they will attack you first. Be careful." Point, collect materials and store them in the warehouse in time. When encountering an attack, mainly run. Remember to bring the scroll back to the city. Unfortunately, I haven’t got the blueprint for building the teleportation array. Otherwise, you can set up a two-way [Teleportation Array] on the collection map. You don’t have to worry about being blasted to collect materials after hanging up.”

"Is there such a blueprint? It's troublesome to create, isn't it?" Antique asked with wide-eyed eyes.

Xiao Yu smiled: "Not only is it troublesome, people without money can't afford it at all, but with you here, I don't worry about the materials, and there are more people in the guild now, and the management needs to be more formal. You are in charge, if not, follow the management model of the studio, give a salary to those who like to be players in life, and they can move freely after completing fixed tasks every day."

"Well, boss, you and I thought about going together, and I was just about to talk to you about this. When there are too many people, there will be chaos. It is good if there are twenty obedient players out of a hundred players, so I also We want to formulate a complete management system and completely restrict them with money, after all, middle school students account for a large part of the gamers, and they can get some fixed living expenses, so we can also be considered as contributing to society.”

Xiao Yu: "Hehe, okay, you can go back and communicate with Yinyue Eleven about this matter. How much it costs and how to distribute it is completely up to you. Let's strive to build the largest logistics army in the God Tribulation."

Antique: "Okay, Boss, I feel at ease with your words. If you call me if you have something to do, I will accept it first."

"Um."[

……

After leaving the antique, Xiao Yu ran directly to the west gate. In order to save time, he used his lightness kung fu to stab across the roof obliquely.

When he came to the west gate, he found that there were at least a thousand players here, at least twice as many as the north gate!

Jumping down from the house, Xiao Yu jumped onto a big tree next to him. Through the gaps in the leaves, he saw a dozen guys from the sex agency all showing their golden light effects, standing The crowd was gesticulating and saying something, while the surrounding players burst into laughter out of discomfort. Xiao Yu concentrated his ears and finally heard what they said clearly.

"Alright, alright, please listen carefully to the next question." It was Umekawa Noshura who spoke: "Question: What is the biggest difference between a condom and a parachute! Please answer!"

"The biggest difference? One is for the upper head, and the other is for the lower head!"

"No! Next! Continue to answer!"

"One has sex, the other doesn't!"

"No, next one! Keep answering!"

"When a parachute breaks, there is one less person in the world; when a condom breaks, there is one more person in the world!"

"The answer is correct! Welcome to the Star Gang!"

……

"Next question." Mei Chuanuchi continued, "Women who are exhausted by men, use an idiom."

"It's not a pity to die!"

"wrong!"

"Bow down!"

"wrong!"

"Can't extricate myself!"

"The answer is correct! Welcome to the Star Gang!"

……

"Next question." Mei Chuanneiku yelled again: "I saw a boy who suits my taste on the bus, how do I hook up?"

"Take the initiative to make trouble, saying that the other party looks like my boyfriend!"

"Old-fashioned, next!"

"Deliberately step on the other person's foot, then apologize, and take the opportunity to strike up a conversation!"

"Tacky, next!"

"Suddenly grabbed his hand, put it on my chest, then shouted to catch the gangster, and then..."

"Then this man was brutally beaten to death by someone else. Are you fucking hooking up? This is trying to kill him, stay away from this girl, next one!"

"Pretending to be epileptic, vomited, fell into his arms, his hands twitched, took the opportunity to grab his crotch, continued if he was big enough, and hey if he was not satisfied! I'm cured!"

"The method is right, welcome to join the Star Gang!"

……

Mei Chuan Neiku: "The next question, why do they always show a clip of them sorting out the manuscript after the TV news is over?"

"Because the advertising time hasn't come yet!"

"Wrong, next one!"

"Just to tell you, our bragging b was drafted!"

"The answer is correct, welcome to join the Star Gang!"

……

Xiao Yu was lying on the top of the tree. Mei Chuan's cool way of collecting people made his head full of black lines. At this time, Bai Tie Bu Qi Jie came out from behind him: "The second group of answerers come with me, come here , this way." Said Qi Jie, performed lightness kung fu and jumped on the heads of the onlookers, "Ceng Ceng" went out tens of meters away in a few steps, and there were several other players from the sex agency behind her.

"What I'm doing here is a brain teaser. Anyone who is sexually interested, come and guess. It's a bit difficult, and it's not suitable for children. Whoever answers correctly will not only be able to join the Star Gang, but also get a kiss. Now start Alright, please listen to the question..."