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Chapter 107 Take off your pants and fart!
Chapter 107 Take off your pants and fart!
"I've suffered for so many days, it's time to see the light of day again!"
Wang Zhenqiu roared, after being tied up for so many days, it was finally time for this group of people to move out together!
Wang Zhenqiu looked at the several meridian-sealing needles on his body with disdain.
"Do you think that if you seal my Qi, I won't be able to break free from this rope?"
Wang Zhenqiu raised the corner of his mouth like a crooked-mouthed dragon king.
At this moment, his bare arms seemed to be swelling, and the color of his flesh was becoming closer to light pink.
Finally, like an animal shedding its skin, a flesh-pink piece of something was squeezed off Wang Zhenqiu's arm.
This thing is quite big, as big as two people's heads, and can be used as a shield.
This thing fell to the ground, and upon closer inspection, it really looked like the legendary Ganoderma lucidum.
Ganoderma lucidum, also known as Tai Sui, can be eaten and used as medicine. Legend has it that eating it can increase one's cultivation by decades, and it can be called the living Tang Monk's meat.
There is a record of Ganoderma lucidum in the Chinese medical classic "Compendium of Materia Medica".
"Its shape is like meat. It is attached to a large rock, with a head and a tail, and is a living thing. The red ones are like coral, the white ones are like fat, the black ones are like lacquer, the green ones are like emerald feathers, and the yellow ones are like purple gold. They are all bright and transparent like solid ice."
In layman's terms, this thing is actually a rare aggregate of slime mold, bacteria and fungi that grows underground. Its medicinal properties have always been controversial in the biological world.
At the same time, according to experts from the China Tai Sui Collection Association, due to the large differences between individual composite slime molds, for safety reasons, it is recommended that they be collected mainly for research and not be easily consumed.
We don't know what kind of magical species of Ganoderma lucidum that Mr. Li Shizhen found, but since he didn't get sick from eating it, it is very likely that he got a non-toxic SSR-level bacterial flora aggregate.
The piece that fell off Wang Zhenqiu's body was not some Ganoderma lucidum, it was a genuine alien creature!
There is also a resounding name - Puling Starman!
Well, to put it simply, the name is taken from "Pulling Puling". Because its texture is smooth and like jelly, it got this hasty name.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry! Get up and help me untie you!"
At Wang Zhenqiu's urging, the jelly-like lump of meat gradually stretched out its limbs and grew funny facial features, thick eyebrows, and a face full of wrinkles, looking just like a middle-aged man.
The Pu Ling alien slowly stood up and looked at Wang Zhenqiu with his big eyes.
"I don't have the strength, how can I help you untie it?"
The Pu Ling alien asked in confusion.
"There's a knife on the table over there. Use the knife to cut the rope!"
Wang Zhenqiu raised his chin and pointed a direction for the Puling people.
The Pu Ling alien nodded in understanding and looked at the table next to him. There was indeed a fruit knife on the table. The Pu Ling alien jumped a little and took the knife away.
He came behind Wang Zhenqiu, looked at the knot in the rope, and hesitated for a long time with the knife, but did not dare to cut.
"Fuck! What are you hesitating for? Are you waiting for someone to come back? Hurry up and do it!" Wang Zhenqiu turned around and cursed.
Pu Ling looked at Wang Zhenqiu innocently, "I haven't been out for a long time. My arms are shaking. I have to be careful with the knife. What if I cut you?"
"Never mind! Just do it!"
Wang Zhenqiu roared loudly, looking as if he was ready to die.
The Puling alien had no choice but to use his flesh-pink arms to hold the fruit knife as hard as he could and cut back and forth on the knot.
Because the fruit knife is relatively small and the Puling people are not very strong, the process of cutting the knot is as slow as drilling wood to make fire.
Wang Zhenqiu was not like an owl that could turn its head 180 degrees. He could only listen to the rustling sound of the fruit knife rubbing against the knot, and then worry secretly.
"Oh my god, when will this end? I finally caught them once and they're not here. What if they come back halfway? Wouldn't all my efforts be wasted?"
"Which bastard revealed my address?"
"I will kill you! The southwest is my territory! I'm the host!" Zhong Xiao: I'm busy, don't QQ. If you have urgent matters, please leave a message.
Isn't it all your fault that you are smart and have so much free time?
It was a good plan, but if you ruined it, it would be a bad ending for everyone.
Moreover, Zhong Xiao has already told Xia Liuqing that he can kidnap Wang Zhenqiu but cannot take him away. After the fake kidnapping is completed, he must be released. Whether he is willing to follow you at that time depends on your ability.
Although Xia Liuqing wanted to kidnap Wang Zhenqiu directly, he did not dare to do so because of Zhong Xiao. What's more, there was another hero beside him now.
No matter how Wang Zhenqiu was threatened, he would not obey. Even Gao Ning's Twelve Labor Emotion Formation and Dou Mei's Intestinal Poison could not be bewitched.
In fact, with Wang Zhenqiu's intelligence, he could see that although Xia Liuqing and his gang kidnapped him, they had not done anything out of the ordinary except trying to brainwash him to join Quan Xing and practice martial arts with Xia Liuqing.
Moreover, I have been missing for several days, and the person in charge of the southwest has not come to look for me, which means that he thinks I am safe and there must have been some discussions in advance.
Looking at the time again, he was kidnapped just when he got to know Chen Mulin better.
This means that this crime must have been committed by an acquaintance!
If they are not acquaintances, it is impossible for them to know my address.
Therefore, Wang Zhenqiu came to the conclusion.
I have been cheated!
I was only thinking about how to escape, but I hadn't thought about who was the one who tricked me...
He knew my temporary address, and that it was related to the Chen Mulin incident. He could also get in touch with Xia Liuqing and Quan Xing, and even discuss things with Lao Dou, the person in charge of Southwest.
Oh my god, this guy who wants to kidnap my guy must have quite a wide network of contacts!
Combined with the obscene expression on old man Xia Liuqing's face, it must be someone around him.
Ok……
Wang Zhenqiu thought for a moment and finally came to the conclusion:
Pit him...
It’s the little fire god Hong Bin!
What a fart!
Wang Zhenqiu himself didn't believe it, he just didn't want to face the reality. If his hands weren't tied, he would have wanted to slap himself. Combining the above conditions, he could only find two suspects.
Hong Bin...and Zhong Xiao!
However, if it was Zhong Xiao who did this, Wang Zhenqiu would have no hope of revenge at all.
The hard power is there, but we just can’t win!
Wang Zhenqiu felt tired. Since Zhong Xiao had tied him up, it meant that he was closely related to Chen Mulin, just as he had guessed.
Zhong Xiao and I have met each other many times and know what kind of person I am. Maybe he is afraid that I might cause trouble that will affect his plans?
Hey! The more you don't want me to move, the more I want to move!
"Have you finished cutting?"
"No...let me rest for a while."
As the Pu Ling alien spoke, he wiped the sweat off his face with his hand.
"Fuck! How come you, an alien, also sweat?"
Wang Zhenqiu was a little overwhelmed. He leaned back as far as he could and cursed at the Puling alien.
But it was this exploration that made the Pu Ling aliens stunned.
Raised a soul-searching question.
"Why don't I just remove the needle that blocks your meridians?"
Wang Zhenqiu:......
You don't understand, the real shortcut is to take a detour...
Damn, I'm not just taking off my pants to fart!
(End of this chapter)
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