Moe Journey

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Elric sat cross-legged on the ground with a serious face, and behind him on the left and right were Leyle and Erza.

In front of them was a man with short black hair who was eating a banana.

"Can you stop eating bananas for now? This is already the sixth one." Elric made a small suggestion to the man who was munching on bananas.

"Ah, but, ah, it's really delicious!" The man said seriously while swallowing the banana.

Elric sighed, and explained earnestly: "Actually, I want to say, if you keep eating bananas, we won't be able to ask you what task you are going to entrust us with?"

The man froze for a moment, then slowly loosened his trembling hand, causing the banana in his palm to slowly fall to the ground. He tightly covered his head, and suddenly realized: "Oh, oh! So that's how it is!"

Leier covered her face in horror and said, "I really don't want to do his task!"

"Leiel!" Erza looked at Leier seriously, "You can't do this, of course you should lend a helping hand to those who are helpful!"

Listening to the chat between the two behind him, Elric decided to make a quick decision, looked at the man and said: "This gentleman, as the client, at least tell us a title, which can be a code name or a real name."

The man nodded to express his understanding, and said, "My name is Inhuntsu Tengxun, you can call me Xun!"

Elric nodded and said, "Okay, then, Mr. Orangutan..."

"Wait!" Xun interrupted Elric, and asked with a smile on his face: "Well, sir, don't you think the name I was called just now, uh, a little bit strange? Uh, I mean by name."

Elric blinked, then nodded, and said, "I see, do you have any questions about the name? Okay, Mr. Gorilla..."

"That's not right!" Xun stood up, threw the banana he picked up and threw it on the ground fiercely, and roared: "It's not an orangutan! It's not a gorilla! If you dare to say that you are an orangutan knight or an orangutan warrior, you don't have to." Yes! Call me Xun!!"

Elric nodded again, indicating that he could accept the employer's request, and said, "Okay, Mr. Scarlet, since it's a mission, why don't you go to the Adventurer's Guild to release the mission?"

The corner of Xun's eyes twitched, and he said, "I always feel that your address to me is still very strange... Forget it, the problem is actually very simple!"

As the man said, he closed his left eye, pulled up the corner of his left mouth, and showed a handsome smile. Then he raised his right thumb and said, "Because I have no money!"

Elric nodded, then stood up, and said while walking: "Okay, I understand, Rael, Erza, let's go!"

The next moment, Xun jumped at Elric's feet, put his hands on Elric's ankles, and said tearfully: "Wait! Wait a minute!!"

Elric squatted down, and said to Xun affectionately: "Mr. Xun, let go, our fate is over, so we can get together and break up."

Xun burst into tears and said: "It's all my fault! When I brought money to release the task, I saw bananas being sold on the street, so I wanted to buy some to eat! It turned out...it turned out..."

Elric said with a blank expression: "The release of the task is at least one silver coin, and one silver coin can buy two hundred ordinary bananas, okay?"

The area of ​​this world is about the size of the sun, so relatively speaking, there are too many resources available to humans, resulting in very cheap fruits and the like.

Xun burst into tears and said: "I have eaten more than 1000 bananas that look very high-end in the past few days..."

"..." Erza and Leier looked at Xun dumbfounded, how much do you like bananas! ! !

More than 1000 roots!Is this going to eat dead people! !You can eat dead people alive! !

Elric sighed and said, "Okay, what is your mission, let's talk about it first."

Xun nodded gratefully, and said: "Well, it's like this. When the cutest little Fourteen in our village was going out, he was spotted by the bandit leader nearby, Yin Yasha, nicknamed Silver Curly, and wanted to grab ten of them. Si is Mrs. Yazhai, so...so..."

The corners of Elric's eyes twitched and he said, "So you're hiring adventurers to eliminate thieves? Quests like this require a lot of money!!"

Xun shook his head and said, "No, it's just that starting from six days later, it's enough to protect Fourteen for three days, because Yin Yasha said that he will come to snatch Fourteen in those three days."

"I've always wanted to ask what kind of strange setting this is. Why did it take six days to grab it? If you want to be Mrs. Yazhai, you can do it at any time?" Elric was not calm.

Xun scratched his head and said, "Actually, Yin Yasha has been fighting with another bandit gang on the hill these days, and the battle just ended in six days..."

"..." Tsk, this is really a mission that leaves me speechless. If I hadn't already confirmed that this is the real world and not the game world, this is really a cheating background story of the mission given to players in the game world!

Thinking like this, Elric said to Xun with a grateful smile: "No matter what, let's go to the village where you live first, this is the most important thing."

Xun nodded fiercely like a novice who didn't understand anything being taught by a veteran, and then asked: "That...so let's start now?"

Erza said: "Of course, otherwise, what are you waiting for!"

Seeing Ersha's extremely excited face, Elric and Rael covered their faces. Sure enough, Ersha is particularly enthusiastic about this task of clearing up the robbers. Could it be that the queen feels uncomfortable with the robbers who invaded her territory? ?

So, under the leadership of Xun, a group of people are moving towards the goal.

On the way, Elric touched Rael and asked in a low voice, "What do you think?"

"Not sure." Rael shook her head and said, "It's just that a person can't see anything. Even if he is telling the truth, it doesn't mean that the facts are the same as what he knows."

Elric nodded understandingly, and said, "Well, I know, if it's a deliberate attempt to ambush us, as long as an idiot like He Xun who doesn't know about our ambush fabricates a story and asks him to ask us for help."

Rael nodded and said, "How much do you think the story is true?"

"Who knows?" Elric shrugged his shoulders with a headache, "It's meaningless to speculate about such things. Sometimes even the most bizarre stories may be true, and sometimes the truest stories are actually false. Think about it. It doesn't make any sense."

Just as Leier and Elric were exchanging thoughts, Erza slowed down, and slowly fell behind Leier and Erric, and asked in a low voice: "Rail, Rik, I have a bad feeling premonition."

Bad feeling?Leyle and Elric looked at each other, and Elric opened his mouth and asked, "Is it really a trap?"

But Erza shook her head and said, "No, how should I put it, it's another kind of bad premonition..."

Elric and Rael glanced at each other tangled, what kind of bad premonition was that?

"Isn't it possible that you accidentally dropped the strawberry cake later?" Elric covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing, while joking to Erza.

Erza froze for a moment, then staggered suddenly, as if imagining how her strawberry cake fell to the ground, and then bent forward with a face full of frustration.

"..." Elric covered his face with his painful hands, don't let me get frustrated and bend forward in this situation, you idiot!Is strawberry shortcake falling on the floor such a big blow to you! !I remember you are not a foodie, hello!

Watching the non-playing treasure duo playing tricks, Leier continued to move forward without changing expression while holding the collar of one person in one hand.By the way, did you, Rael, have already acquiesced that you and Elric are a duo playing tricks?That's why you think that Elric and Erza are a duo who are playing tricks?

At this time, Xun, who had been leading the way, suddenly stopped while touching his chin.And Leier, Erza and Elric, who had already recovered, looked at Xun and asked, "What's wrong?"

Xun said: "No, that, I always feel that if you don't give you any rewards, it's a bit unreasonable..."

Elric wanted to complain very, very much at this time: Didn't you eat the reward, you super invincible gorilla!

But considering that Xun was finally talking in a serious manner, if he complained at this time, would he become a gorilla with zero IQ again?Considering this, Elric shut his mouth very hard.

Xun said seriously: "When I go back to the village, I will tell everyone about the matter. Don't worry, I will definitely reward you!"

After saying this sentence without any practical meaning, Xun seemed to have changed from asking others to help for free to just paying you later, so his back was straightened.

However, this kind of behavior made Elric and Rael behind him sigh seriously, and exclaimed: "This guy is an idiot, a big idiot."

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