Moe Journey

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This may not be Elric's illusion, because I don't know when it started, there is a bucket (possibly multiple buckets) ready at any time in Rael's portable space so that he can become Elric's ordinary water.

And I don't know why, when Elric turned into Elrico, he felt restrained by Rael, restrained everywhere.

Wait, is this the legendary male attacker and female victim?So does Elric have such a hidden attribute?However, this setting with clear attack and receiving is quite interesting, and the division of labor is quite eloquent.

"Wait, Leier, I think you need to calm down, yes, calm down!" Elric stretched out his hand to stop Leier's next move with a serious face, and said, "Who says women are inferior to men? Look at that flower Mulan, look at Li [beep-] Chun, Zeng [beep-] Ke, and Mikasa, which one is not as good as a man!"

"..." Rael looked at Elric contemptuously, and said, "And then? What do you want to express?"

"So, when I say you are a man, I am not belittling you, you know Rael?" Elric said passionately: "This is a kind of affirmation! You are no longer a weak woman, you are now extremely powerful Man poof..."

Before Elric could finish speaking, Leier, whose mouth twitched, was drenched in a bucket of water. Leier said, "First of all, who said that women are weak? Can't you see that you still have machismo? Secondly, do you think I don't know if you said the latter paragraph just to cover up what you really mean? In fact, you just want to complain about my boobs?"

"Tch." Elric curled his lips in a low voice, then stood up with a smile on his face and said, "Oh hehe, you are such a poor elf, you will be an A in this life, by the way, next time when my house is decorated Please go over and help me be a ruler, I want to tell those workers what is flat~"

"You've already mentioned this meme twice!" Leyle walked towards Elrico with a sneer, gritted her teeth and said, "Today I'll let you know that there are actually bad things about sex..."

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"Wow... I was wrong... I was wrong... I was wrong... I was really wrong... Forgive me... I'm going to die... I'm really going to die..." Elric burst into tears Lie on the ground in an orz position and look at Leier, apologizing backwards with a sad face.

"Oh? Our big breasted lady, didn't you stop so fast? Go on, don't beg for mercy." Rael looked at Elrico with a mocking face, but what she didn't see was that behind her , that Erza who was sitting on the ground pale and frightened.

"No...it can't be done...I'm really going to die..." Elric lay on the ground panting heavily, what kind of criminal law would cause her such pain?

The answer is actually very simple, it is nothing more than squatting down and standing up at n times the speed.

Do two sets of squatting and standing up in one second, squat down and stand up as one group, that is, you have to "squat down, stand up, squat down and stand up" in one second.

For awakened people who have magical powers to strengthen their muscles, let alone doing it for more than ten minutes, even doing it for an hour is appropriate!

But why did Elric collapse!because……

Squat down... poof... stand up... poof... squat down... poof... stand up... poof...

Everyone must be wondering what is that "poof twist"?Hmm... Actually, that's the sound of milk shaking.

That's right, the thing that makes Elric extremely painful is the chest that shakes and shakes all the time when he squats down and stands up, and shakes up and down to show his sense of existence!

Don't think that you can't move if you have a bra, you bastards! Bra is not a panacea!Even if you wear a bra that jumps violently, the bra will vibrate! !

Please don't think that the beating of the chest is actually nothing good!It's okay to have poor breasts, if it's **...

Men, please imagine yourself, you are standing in the same place and swinging your waist from side to side, and then you are not wearing underwear, and your 10cm-long little jj with no ○ starts swinging from side to side...

Nima, just like no matter how awesome an awakener can use his magic power to strengthen his little jj, no matter how awesome an awakened person is, he can't use his magic power to strengthen his Mimi!

So Elrico's boobs are bouncing up and down there!

Jumping, especially when you squat down and stand up, you will involuntarily press your head down due to inertia, and then hit your chest again and again in the face - for convenience, Elric now wears a looser upper body short-sleeved T-shirt.

"Oh oh oh oh!" Elric stood up abruptly, clutching her chest and said, "I can't take it anymore! I really can't take it anymore! Is it true that only poor breasts can do the torture of squatting and standing up? Or Say, Rael, your hatred for big breasts has reached the point where you can invent this kind of terror?"

"Oh, why is this?" Leyle waved her hands with a smile, and said, "Don't you think that you have become more and more charming when you become a woman recently?"

"... Tsk, can I give you a bad face?" Elric covered his head with a twitching corner of his mouth, then sighed and muttered: "It's just... a habit."

"Eh? What did you say?" Leier squinted her eyes and said with a sneer, "My face is a standard oval face, okay? Bear face, who are you talking about!"

"Actually, the faces of the bear clan also have oval faces..." Stella raised her hand weakly at the side, but it was a pity that her words were naturally ignored by Leier.

"Uh..." Elric nodded with a straight face, and said, "Indeed, apart from your face being like a melon seed, your chest is also as flat as a melon seed."

As the saying goes, if people don't want to die, heaven will destroy the earth, but if the sky dies, it can still be forgiven, but if people die, they can't live.

Among Elric's hidden and unknown attributes, there must be such a thing...

Deadly nature: ex——Once you don’t fight to die, you will die, and once you die, you can’t stop.

And Elrico can't stop after obviously dying.

With a "crack", an unknown thing in Leier's brain suddenly broke, which caused Leier to sneer, laugh, and laugh wildly, and took out a pair of daggers from her portable space.

"Wait, Rael, calm down, calm down!" Elrico knew at a glance that this pair of daggers were replaced by the previous pair of Rael, although they lost their magic brand and became ordinary daggers, But under normal circumstances, it is no problem to cut meat.

Is it really okay to turn a dagger into a fruit knife?

"I'm not afraid of your knives, you know? The problem is, don't touch me with those knives that have just cut meat and haven't been washed, and are stained with oil and various seasonings!!" Al Li Ke looked at Leier with horror, her head could be broken, blood could flow, and her hair should not be messed up!

"Hey, the Sa family brought Kenan back!" Pan Sen staggered and dragged Kenan back, looked left and right, his face changed suddenly, and said: "Brother Elric! Could it be that he is still in the back? ? Kenan, go, things just come in handy!"

"I know, don't drag me, I can run faster than you!" Kenan really couldn't stand Pan Senda's idea of ​​"Sajia has longer legs than you, so he can run faster than you", so he kicked Pan away. Sen, turned around and prepared to run in the direction of the ancient golem.

"Well, it's okay!" Elric stopped Kenan with a twitching corner of his mouth, and said, "Elric walked from another direction, and he will meet us in the next city."

"...Who are you? How do you know?" Kenan looked suspicious...Damn, this guy is still suspicious when he wears a face mask, Kenan looked at Elrico with doubtful eyes, and asked .

"She is Elric's younger sister~" Leyle came over to cover Elric's mouth with a smile, then looked at Kenan and Pan Sen with a smile, and said, "Her name is Elric~"

"Oh?" Pan Sen looked at Elrico up and down, then nodded, and said, "So that's how it is, with big breasts and round buttocks, you can have babies!"

"..." Elrico felt that the corners of his mouth had started to cramp, and murmured in a low voice: "I'll fuck your brother-in-law's tits and big ass, can't you use a softer way of saying it? For example..."

Leier on the side came over and said, "For example, Bo has big buttocks?"

"..." Elric spit out a mouthful of old blood without holding back, isn't this kind of soft saying?Can you put it in a softer, more euphemistic way?

For example... this girl has a standard s-curve... what?

Well, I know it's unrealistic, after all, Elric is a 15 year old girl now, if a 15 year old girl has developed an s-curve, I have to ask the god who created this world, you make a 15 year old girl What the hell is the purpose of a girl's full development! ! !

"Sister, can I touch your breasts for Sajia... Pfft!" Before Pan Sen could finish his sentence, he was kicked away by Elric who rose into the air.

"Are you a pervert?" Elric stepped on Pan Sen's helmet and looked at him with extreme contempt from top to bottom.

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