High School of Wicked Magic
167 Drunkenness
Full text without advertisement 167 wine madness
Zhuang Mingge was very scared, he didn't even dare to open the pupil of prediction, for fear that the fluctuation of magic power in his body would attract the dragon's attention.Full Text No Ads
Creatures like dragons are very sensitive to magic power, just like dogs are sensitive to smells. No, it may be much higher, so he stayed motionless in the pool, quietly waiting for the dragon to pass by.
The earth kept shaking, and the roar continued.
The dragon gradually approached the pool, and Zhuang Mingge could even feel the water in the pool shaking violently. The water bottle spout above the fountain gradually dropped, and fell into the water with a bang, causing huge splashes.
Zhuang Mingge became more and more nervous, almost stopped breathing.
Finally, he saw the giant dragon's huge body, appearing in the field of vision like a mountain, and immediately occupied all the field of vision, covering the entire sky.
Amidst the loud rumbling noise, the giant dragon slowly walked across the pool.
Zhuang Mingge's heart instantly rose to his throat, and he was about to spit it out.The blood began to congeal, and the body was as cold as a dead person, without any temperature.
In the blink of an eye, the dragon was gone.
Zhuang Mingge slowly got up from the pool, carefully watching the back of the dragon going away, until the dragon disappeared from his sight, jumped up from the pool, and ran hard in the opposite direction.
Zhuang Mingge, who had survived the catastrophe, never dared to show up again, and hid in the basement of a hotel.
The basement was full of dusty fine wine, Zhuang Mingge casually opened a few bottles of fine wine, and the tempting aroma of the wine instantly wafted away, covering up Zhuang Mingge's human temperature.
After doing all this, Zhuang Mingge breathed a sigh of relief, and sat on a pile of boxes to rest, probably because he was too nervous just now, after Zhuang Mingge's body relaxed, he couldn't help but slowly fell asleep.
The aroma of the wine was wafting wantonly, and many of them got into Zhuang Mingge's body. Slowly, a blush appeared on Zhuang Mingge's sleeping face. I seemed to have dreamed of something incredible, and I frowned.
Finally, the night passed.
Zhuang Mingge woke up slowly, and found that his head was a little dizzy, probably because he hadn't woken up yet, while thinking, Zhuang Mingge walked out of the basement, walked around the corridor a few times, and went into the bathroom to wash his face.
The icy cold water stimulated his skin and made him wake up a lot.
"Ah, what is this place?" Zhuang Mingge was taken aback when he realized that he was not in his dormitory, but then remembered what happened last night, and burst into tears and laughter.
Patting himself on the head, Zhuang Mingge walked out of the bathroom, ready to go outside to look for other lost people. (full-text e-book free download)
After wandering outside all morning, Zhuang Mingge didn't find any survivors. Zhuang Mingge even thought that he was the only one left in Saint Laurent.
This is of course impossible.
Returning to the previous hotel, Zhuang Mingge went into the kitchen to prepare a nice lunch, then took a bottle of red wine from the counter, and started eating and drinking with the delicious lunch.
After filling his stomach, Zhuang Mingge turned around for another afternoon and found nothing, until the night was about to dominate the earth, he found a restaurant with a basement and slipped in.Just like last time, in order to cover up his body, Zhuang Mingge randomly broke a few bottles of wine, and the aroma of the wine soon permeated every inch of the basement.
Something seems wrong?
Zhuang Mingge suddenly found that the smell of wine in the basement was several times stronger than last time, and he felt drunk just by smelling it.
Tequila?
Turning out the broken wine bottle, Zhuang Mingge found the words on it, and gasped in surprise. The fine wine made from agave grass, I heard that one glass can make an elephant drunk, it is magic One of the strongest wines in the world, known as the wine that even dragons can get drunk.
Wait... wait, dragons can also get drunk on fine wine?
There is no doubt that the dragon must have never drank tequila, but tequila gradually rose in the era after the disappearance of the dragon, and became the strongest alcohol in the world.
No matter how you look at it, the fine wine that can make the dragon drunk is a leader, not worth mentioning at all.
However, it is undeniable that tequila is really one of the strongest wines in the magic world. A glass can drunk an elephant. I heard that some boring people threw a bottle of tequito to a whale, which made the whale go crazy. , All fish in the sea area with a radius of tens of kilometers were wiped out.
Someone even did an experiment and poured a box of tequila into a lake with a radius of ten kilometers. Within a month, the lake exuded a strong aroma of wine, which has not dissipated. The fish and shrimp in the lake All were drunk and surfaced.
Zhuang Mingge glanced around, and found that there were still about a dozen boxes of tequila in the basement. The corners of his mouth involuntarily curled into a crazy smile, and he laughed out loud.
"Come on, hateful dragon!!!"
He cast a spell, and a dozen boxes of tequila automatically flew in the air, followed him out of the restaurant and onto the quiet street.What Zhuang Mingge didn't notice was that his cheeks were unusually bright red, and he looked very...excited.
With these tequis, Zhuang Mingge rushed to the top of a tall building nearby, and shouted wantonly. "Come on, you hateful dragon, I'm standing right here!!!"
While speaking, Zhuang Mingge opened a case of tequila, took out one of the bottles and smashed it, the amber liquid splashed, and the rich aroma of the wine instantly combined with the elements of the air, and spread unscrupulously in all directions.
Zhuang Mingge took a sip of the aroma of the wine intoxicatedly, and the abnormal blush on his cheeks became more intense.
Then, he raised his head to the sky and howled.
The evening wind was like a knife, and the sound waves hit the sky, resounding in all directions, inside and outside the universe, entangled with the knife-like wind blowing endlessly, and spread far away.
“I’m right here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Zhuang Mingge yelled unscrupulously, took out a bottle of wine and smashed it again.
The richer and richer aroma of wine spread out in all directions, and along with the wind spread to far away places, ten miles of fragrance was truly realized.
Then, a terrible dragon chant suddenly sounded from afar.
Not long after, in the dark night sky, a huge dragon with black luster all over its body flapped its wings and flew towards here at a high speed.
Every time you flap your wings, there will be a strong wind, and the surrounding buildings will be torn apart by the strong wind in an instant, blown away, and then turned into pieces and flew all over the sky. Some huge broken stones flew over Zhuang Mingge's head, hit the ground, There were a few big holes.
Zhuang Mingge's feet seemed to be rooted in the ground, and they stuck to it tightly, and he couldn't blow it away.
"Damn dragon, give me a taste of this!"
Zhuang Mingge grabbed a box of tequila and threw it towards the dragon. With the support of huge force, the tequila shot at the dragon like a cannonball, hit it, and then shattered. The wine bottle was completely shattered, the amber liquid inside spilled out, and the rich aroma of wine spread out overwhelmingly.
Hahahahaha, Zhuang Mingge laughed wantonly.
Well, I admit it, he was drunk.
As the most powerful wine in the magic world, one glass will make you drunk. Tequila is usually mixed with other wines. No one will drink tequila alone. It will make you drunk immediately. Then I had a headache for seven days and seven nights.
Even if Zhuang Mingge didn't drink it, the strong aroma of the wine had already made Zhuang Mingge drunk.
He laughed unscrupulously, then grabbed another box and threw it towards the dragon's mouth.
The wine box like a cannonball hit the dragon's mouth with precision, but the dragon's sharp teeth easily bit the box and the bottles inside into pieces, which was exactly what Zhuang Minge wanted.
"Yo, is it good, is it good, tequila, that is the wine that claims to be able to drunk even a dragon, hahahahaha!" Zhuang Mingge laughed and smashed all the remaining boxes. go out.
The giant dragon opened its mouth, devoured the whole box in one gulp, and then bit it into pieces, staring at Zhuang Mingge unkindly, as if thinking about how to crush this little guy who dared to provoke him.
White smoke sprayed from the dragon's nose, and it seemed to have a strong smell of alcohol.
The giant dragon suddenly opened its mouth and roared. The originally clear dragon pupils were covered by a layer of haze. The terrifying sound waves shot out, and the surrounding buildings were crushed by the sound waves almost instantly, including Zhuang Mingge. It exploded with a bang, and all the internal organs of the body were shattered by the sound waves.
Yahoo! ! ! !
Endless black, pure black, black without a trace of variegation, Zhuang Mingge wandered around for an unknown how long, when suddenly a light flashed in front of his eyes, his body regained consciousness immediately, and couldn't help but yelled loudly.
"Come on, wicked dragon, taste my tequila attack!"
"Wake me up!"
Then, a fist hit his face fiercely, sending Zhuang Mingge flying.
Zhuang Mingge let out a scream, rolled a few times at the moment of landing, and then jumped up, posing an attack posture, a pair of blurred eyes fixedly stared at the woman blowing into her fist in front of her.
"I see. I've heard that a dragon can turn into a human. I didn't expect it to turn into a human. Do you want to fight me?"
"So, let's see who I am!" A certain person's veins burst out, and a black line fell down his forehead.
Zhuang Mingge tried hard to open his eyes, and found that the woman in front of him seemed very familiar, but he just couldn't figure out where he had met.
"Stop talking nonsense, come on, hateful dragon."
"It looks like I'm really going to pull out your intestines and tie a knot and stuff them back in." A certain woman kicked hard on the ground, her body shot towards her like a cannonball, "It's all your fault that I left early, asshole!"
Zhuang Mingge had already activated the Eye of Prediction, and he dared not be careless to fight the giant dragon.
When the giant dragon turned into a woman punched him, Zhuang Mingge had already dodged, his right hand grabbed the dragon's neck like lightning, and smashed it to the ground.
"Impossible, liar!"
With a loud bang, the dragon transformed into a woman smashed Zhuang Mingge into the ground.
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Zhuang Mingge was very scared, he didn't even dare to open the pupil of prediction, for fear that the fluctuation of magic power in his body would attract the dragon's attention.Full Text No Ads
Creatures like dragons are very sensitive to magic power, just like dogs are sensitive to smells. No, it may be much higher, so he stayed motionless in the pool, quietly waiting for the dragon to pass by.
The earth kept shaking, and the roar continued.
The dragon gradually approached the pool, and Zhuang Mingge could even feel the water in the pool shaking violently. The water bottle spout above the fountain gradually dropped, and fell into the water with a bang, causing huge splashes.
Zhuang Mingge became more and more nervous, almost stopped breathing.
Finally, he saw the giant dragon's huge body, appearing in the field of vision like a mountain, and immediately occupied all the field of vision, covering the entire sky.
Amidst the loud rumbling noise, the giant dragon slowly walked across the pool.
Zhuang Mingge's heart instantly rose to his throat, and he was about to spit it out.The blood began to congeal, and the body was as cold as a dead person, without any temperature.
In the blink of an eye, the dragon was gone.
Zhuang Mingge slowly got up from the pool, carefully watching the back of the dragon going away, until the dragon disappeared from his sight, jumped up from the pool, and ran hard in the opposite direction.
Zhuang Mingge, who had survived the catastrophe, never dared to show up again, and hid in the basement of a hotel.
The basement was full of dusty fine wine, Zhuang Mingge casually opened a few bottles of fine wine, and the tempting aroma of the wine instantly wafted away, covering up Zhuang Mingge's human temperature.
After doing all this, Zhuang Mingge breathed a sigh of relief, and sat on a pile of boxes to rest, probably because he was too nervous just now, after Zhuang Mingge's body relaxed, he couldn't help but slowly fell asleep.
The aroma of the wine was wafting wantonly, and many of them got into Zhuang Mingge's body. Slowly, a blush appeared on Zhuang Mingge's sleeping face. I seemed to have dreamed of something incredible, and I frowned.
Finally, the night passed.
Zhuang Mingge woke up slowly, and found that his head was a little dizzy, probably because he hadn't woken up yet, while thinking, Zhuang Mingge walked out of the basement, walked around the corridor a few times, and went into the bathroom to wash his face.
The icy cold water stimulated his skin and made him wake up a lot.
"Ah, what is this place?" Zhuang Mingge was taken aback when he realized that he was not in his dormitory, but then remembered what happened last night, and burst into tears and laughter.
Patting himself on the head, Zhuang Mingge walked out of the bathroom, ready to go outside to look for other lost people. (full-text e-book free download)
After wandering outside all morning, Zhuang Mingge didn't find any survivors. Zhuang Mingge even thought that he was the only one left in Saint Laurent.
This is of course impossible.
Returning to the previous hotel, Zhuang Mingge went into the kitchen to prepare a nice lunch, then took a bottle of red wine from the counter, and started eating and drinking with the delicious lunch.
After filling his stomach, Zhuang Mingge turned around for another afternoon and found nothing, until the night was about to dominate the earth, he found a restaurant with a basement and slipped in.Just like last time, in order to cover up his body, Zhuang Mingge randomly broke a few bottles of wine, and the aroma of the wine soon permeated every inch of the basement.
Something seems wrong?
Zhuang Mingge suddenly found that the smell of wine in the basement was several times stronger than last time, and he felt drunk just by smelling it.
Tequila?
Turning out the broken wine bottle, Zhuang Mingge found the words on it, and gasped in surprise. The fine wine made from agave grass, I heard that one glass can make an elephant drunk, it is magic One of the strongest wines in the world, known as the wine that even dragons can get drunk.
Wait... wait, dragons can also get drunk on fine wine?
There is no doubt that the dragon must have never drank tequila, but tequila gradually rose in the era after the disappearance of the dragon, and became the strongest alcohol in the world.
No matter how you look at it, the fine wine that can make the dragon drunk is a leader, not worth mentioning at all.
However, it is undeniable that tequila is really one of the strongest wines in the magic world. A glass can drunk an elephant. I heard that some boring people threw a bottle of tequito to a whale, which made the whale go crazy. , All fish in the sea area with a radius of tens of kilometers were wiped out.
Someone even did an experiment and poured a box of tequila into a lake with a radius of ten kilometers. Within a month, the lake exuded a strong aroma of wine, which has not dissipated. The fish and shrimp in the lake All were drunk and surfaced.
Zhuang Mingge glanced around, and found that there were still about a dozen boxes of tequila in the basement. The corners of his mouth involuntarily curled into a crazy smile, and he laughed out loud.
"Come on, hateful dragon!!!"
He cast a spell, and a dozen boxes of tequila automatically flew in the air, followed him out of the restaurant and onto the quiet street.What Zhuang Mingge didn't notice was that his cheeks were unusually bright red, and he looked very...excited.
With these tequis, Zhuang Mingge rushed to the top of a tall building nearby, and shouted wantonly. "Come on, you hateful dragon, I'm standing right here!!!"
While speaking, Zhuang Mingge opened a case of tequila, took out one of the bottles and smashed it, the amber liquid splashed, and the rich aroma of the wine instantly combined with the elements of the air, and spread unscrupulously in all directions.
Zhuang Mingge took a sip of the aroma of the wine intoxicatedly, and the abnormal blush on his cheeks became more intense.
Then, he raised his head to the sky and howled.
The evening wind was like a knife, and the sound waves hit the sky, resounding in all directions, inside and outside the universe, entangled with the knife-like wind blowing endlessly, and spread far away.
“I’m right here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Zhuang Mingge yelled unscrupulously, took out a bottle of wine and smashed it again.
The richer and richer aroma of wine spread out in all directions, and along with the wind spread to far away places, ten miles of fragrance was truly realized.
Then, a terrible dragon chant suddenly sounded from afar.
Not long after, in the dark night sky, a huge dragon with black luster all over its body flapped its wings and flew towards here at a high speed.
Every time you flap your wings, there will be a strong wind, and the surrounding buildings will be torn apart by the strong wind in an instant, blown away, and then turned into pieces and flew all over the sky. Some huge broken stones flew over Zhuang Mingge's head, hit the ground, There were a few big holes.
Zhuang Mingge's feet seemed to be rooted in the ground, and they stuck to it tightly, and he couldn't blow it away.
"Damn dragon, give me a taste of this!"
Zhuang Mingge grabbed a box of tequila and threw it towards the dragon. With the support of huge force, the tequila shot at the dragon like a cannonball, hit it, and then shattered. The wine bottle was completely shattered, the amber liquid inside spilled out, and the rich aroma of wine spread out overwhelmingly.
Hahahahaha, Zhuang Mingge laughed wantonly.
Well, I admit it, he was drunk.
As the most powerful wine in the magic world, one glass will make you drunk. Tequila is usually mixed with other wines. No one will drink tequila alone. It will make you drunk immediately. Then I had a headache for seven days and seven nights.
Even if Zhuang Mingge didn't drink it, the strong aroma of the wine had already made Zhuang Mingge drunk.
He laughed unscrupulously, then grabbed another box and threw it towards the dragon's mouth.
The wine box like a cannonball hit the dragon's mouth with precision, but the dragon's sharp teeth easily bit the box and the bottles inside into pieces, which was exactly what Zhuang Minge wanted.
"Yo, is it good, is it good, tequila, that is the wine that claims to be able to drunk even a dragon, hahahahaha!" Zhuang Mingge laughed and smashed all the remaining boxes. go out.
The giant dragon opened its mouth, devoured the whole box in one gulp, and then bit it into pieces, staring at Zhuang Mingge unkindly, as if thinking about how to crush this little guy who dared to provoke him.
White smoke sprayed from the dragon's nose, and it seemed to have a strong smell of alcohol.
The giant dragon suddenly opened its mouth and roared. The originally clear dragon pupils were covered by a layer of haze. The terrifying sound waves shot out, and the surrounding buildings were crushed by the sound waves almost instantly, including Zhuang Mingge. It exploded with a bang, and all the internal organs of the body were shattered by the sound waves.
Yahoo! ! ! !
Endless black, pure black, black without a trace of variegation, Zhuang Mingge wandered around for an unknown how long, when suddenly a light flashed in front of his eyes, his body regained consciousness immediately, and couldn't help but yelled loudly.
"Come on, wicked dragon, taste my tequila attack!"
"Wake me up!"
Then, a fist hit his face fiercely, sending Zhuang Mingge flying.
Zhuang Mingge let out a scream, rolled a few times at the moment of landing, and then jumped up, posing an attack posture, a pair of blurred eyes fixedly stared at the woman blowing into her fist in front of her.
"I see. I've heard that a dragon can turn into a human. I didn't expect it to turn into a human. Do you want to fight me?"
"So, let's see who I am!" A certain person's veins burst out, and a black line fell down his forehead.
Zhuang Mingge tried hard to open his eyes, and found that the woman in front of him seemed very familiar, but he just couldn't figure out where he had met.
"Stop talking nonsense, come on, hateful dragon."
"It looks like I'm really going to pull out your intestines and tie a knot and stuff them back in." A certain woman kicked hard on the ground, her body shot towards her like a cannonball, "It's all your fault that I left early, asshole!"
Zhuang Mingge had already activated the Eye of Prediction, and he dared not be careless to fight the giant dragon.
When the giant dragon turned into a woman punched him, Zhuang Mingge had already dodged, his right hand grabbed the dragon's neck like lightning, and smashed it to the ground.
"Impossible, liar!"
With a loud bang, the dragon transformed into a woman smashed Zhuang Mingge into the ground.
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(full text ebook for free download)
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