Beast Tamer: I can extract blood
Chapter 202 Blind Date Chaos
Chapter 202 Blind Date Chaos
This outer disciple's appearance is okay, but not outstanding. He just looks calm and steady. His cultivation level is just Golden Core, and he has just broken through not long ago. He is quite courageous, and he is not nervous even with so many people watching him. He seems very calm.
As the matchmaker began to check for marriages, a large number of figures flew into the air. From Chen Jiuge's estimation, there were probably more than a hundred people.
“Is this a malfunction?” Wu Daotian looked up at the figures in the sky in disbelief. There were too many of them. Even though there were too many, there were actually quite a few True Immortal elders and even Junior Sister Yue among them. How could this outer disciple of the Golden Core be so worthy of such an honor?
Chen Jiuge couldn't believe it. What the hell was this? Could this be a time traveler, or the son of destiny, or the reincarnation of a powerful being?
Yue Yinghua in mid-air looked at the twitching red line on her wrist speechlessly and was about to swing her knife to cut it off.
"It cannot be severed. This is not a destined marriage. It's just that your futures intersect. His marriage has not appeared yet, but the high probability is that it will happen between you." The soft voice of the matchmaker sounded.
Although Hongniang's words made the disciples and elders in the sky feel relieved, they were still angry in their hearts. The fact that they would have an intersection with this little Jindan guy and might even become his Taoist partner in the future was simply a mockery to them.
Chen Jiuge also noticed something was wrong: "Why does this look so much like adding fuel to the fire?"
“Junior brother, ordinary people don’t have too many Taoist companions. Even those dragons who are born lustful won’t have too many. Taoist companions are different from ordinary people’s wives and concubines.” Wu Daotian said meaningfully.
Sitting on the stage in the square, Jun Linsheng said in surprise: "This is only the second person with the demon species to appear. It seems that the harvest this time will not be too small."
"Well, that's not bad. I hope to get some useful information." Ye Sheng said with satisfaction.
The red thread of marriage is a sacred object of heaven and earth, and it is also the magical weapon of a supreme being. However, that being has disappeared for a long time, and only the red thread of marriage with intelligence is left wandering in the heaven. No one knows when it started to do the work of a matchmaker.
At the beginning, those sects just wanted to have fun in conducting the test, but the test was wrong. The messy relationships caused chaos in the sect, especially some disciples with low cultivation bases, who had an abnormally large number of marriage lines, and the partners were those with extremely high cultivation bases.
After a study, it was discovered that these disciples all carry the so-called "systems", and these "systems" are the magic seeds planted by the demons in the infinite starry sea. Compared with this discovery, the chaos in the sect is not a big deal.
Therefore, every time the red line of marriage appears, a situation like the Wanshou Gate will appear. Its detection ability is widely praised by various sects in the heavenly realm. Of course, those monks who have been cuckolded are not counted. After all, the cuckolded turtle is really miserable.
Xu Sheng, the outer disciple who was being watched by everyone, was excited. He didn't expect that he had just crossed over and hadn't started to rise with the help of the system, but he already had so many marriage opportunities. It turned out that he was the destined person.
But it doesn't seem like a good situation to be exposed so early. But it shouldn't be a big problem. With so many people, there must be a few who are in love. You can observe this heaven yourself. This is a fairyland with a wrong style. I believe it is not excessive to have a few people in love.
"Arrange someone to control Xu Sheng and send him to the back mountain." Jun Linsheng said with a smile to the disciples of the Law Enforcement Hall behind him.
"Don't make too much noise."
The commotion caused by Xu Sheng was quick, but it was quelled even faster because a disciple from the Law Enforcement Hall showed up, saying they wanted to ensure his safety, and took him away.
"This blind date is really unique." Chen Jiuge was frightened by the harem of a hundred people. Even an immortal would be exhausted to death.
"It's indeed a bit too much." There was a hint of envy in Wu Daotian's eyes. He didn't have high requirements and a few more would be enough.
The figures that appeared next were much more normal. Generally speaking, it was one-on-one, or there was no one at all, and at most it was one-on-two.
"Hey, Senior Brother Jin Xiao?" Chen Jiuge saw another acquaintance.
The cold Jin Xiao didn't really want to come up, but he couldn't withstand a roundhouse kick from the peak master and was forced to take up his post.
"Let me take a look." Matchmaker seemed to be getting excited as well.
"Wow, I didn't expect my cousin to look so cold. I didn't expect he had so many confidantes."
This familiar voice allowed Chen Jiuge to quickly identify Jin Yuanbao, with whom he had spent time in Baiyoujie.
"Brother Chen, Senior Sister Wen, wow, Senior Brother and his Taoist partner, I didn't expect you were all here." Jin Yuanbao was very happy, his little eyes were almost blind.
"Hiss, isn't this Gao Danyan?" Wu Daotian took a breath of cold air. This blind date was really exciting.
Gao Danyan, a core disciple of the sect, has the cultivation level of a celestial being. She doesn't have many hobbies on weekdays. She just likes to raise spirit beasts and grow spirit plants. She has a good personality, but the spirit beasts under her are very irritable. They are so irritable that if you look at me or my master for one more second, I will beat you to death.
"Poor Junior Brother Jin, he's going to die." Wu Dao said with pity.
Chen Jiuge originally wanted to ask what was going on, but then he looked up into the air and realized that there seemed to be no need to ask.
A fierce-looking Zheng appeared from behind Gao Danyan. Gao Danyan smiled at Jin Xiao mischievously and said, "Junior brother, be careful."
(Zheng: A spiritual beast born for fighting. Its smooth and graceful fighting posture is loved by many cultivators. It is one of the ten most recognized evil beasts.)
Jin Xiao no longer cared how many destined companions he had, because Zheng rushed over.
"Senior Sister, please spare me." Jin Xiao covered his buttocks which were caught and bleeding, and headed north, unable to maintain his usual cool image.
Gao Danyan smiled but said nothing. She just watched Zheng chasing Jin Xiao away. She was secretly annoyed and said, "This lousy matchmaker, if she had known earlier, she would not have come out to watch the fun. Now she will definitely be laughed at when she goes back. Fortunately, she still has Junior Sister Yue."
Shu Yiming, the leader of Baihu Peak, had a headache. Jin Xiao was a lucky guy, but it seemed too good to be true. How come he got in touch with Gao Danyan?
"Old Shu, we haven't talked for a long time. I think we should get some affection." The third elder Jiang Taiyuan appeared silently behind Shu Yiming, and his voice sounded very eerie.
Shu Yiming turned his head stiffly and said, "Lao Jiang, how about next time? I seem to be quite busy now."
"What are you busy with? Nothing can compare to our intimate moments. Let's go." Jiang Taiyuan hooked Shu Yiming's neck and dragged him away, leaving a long trail on the stands.
Many Golden Immortal elders looked at each other in bewilderment, and finally Jun Linsheng tried to smooth things over by saying, "Their two families are intimate, so we don't need to care."
"That's right, that's right." Many elders echoed, and at the same time they began to feel nervous. Why is this time a little different from the past? Why are the status of the disciples who come out through blind dates higher than the last?
Gao Danyan is the disciple of the second elder Jiang Taiyuan, and the only disciple. He treats her better than the descendants of his own family. If her surname was not Jiang, everyone would think that she was Jiang Taiyuan's illegitimate daughter.
"It's a pity for Old Shu."
As if responding to the voices of many elders, Shu Yiming's angry voice came out: "Old Jiang, don't think I can't beat you."
"No, no, no, I was wrong, take Zheng back to me, don't spank me."
"It's miserable, it's really miserable."
It seemed that she also realized that the marriages she had arranged were a bit too fierce. The matchmaker finally calmed down a lot in the next few matchmakings. Basically, all of them were relationships where the man was in love with the woman and the woman was willing to marry, and there was only a little bit of twists and turns to make everyone happy.
"I will replace the female monks next." Hongniang suddenly said.
Then Chen Jiuge saw the female fairies in the square running very fast, and disappeared with a "whoosh", "whoosh", and "whoosh".
"Ah, what's going on?" Chen Jiuge was stunned.
Jin Yuanbao winked and said, "Male Taoist partners are mostly called romantic, but female ones are different." Chen Jiuge understood, turned around and was about to remind the senior sister who had not left yet to get out of the way, but the senior sister ended up in the air.
“Hiss, junior brother, you have to be mentally prepared.” Wu Daotian said with some sympathy.
Before Chen Jiuge could figure out what was going on, Matchmaker in mid-air had already started to display her magical powers.
On the stands, Jun Linsheng said with a smile: "Great Elder, this can be considered as your disciple."
Yue Shanghua, who was hiding in the void, also poked her head out with gossipy eyes and said, "This girl is so pretty, she must be something special."
Although Ye Sheng was a little worried, he still said disdainfully: “Do you think they are all the same as you?”
Yue Shanghua was very depressed. She was ignorant back then and did not run away, so she was chosen by the matchmaker. As soon as she checked the couple, she found that the whole sky turned black.
It doesn’t matter if I have many companions in the future. At most I can just choose one when the time comes. But so many years have passed, and those people back then are either dead or have found companions, but I am still all alone. It’s simply ridiculous.
"Okay, stop arguing, the results are out."
Chen Jiuge was very embarrassed. His senior sister had gone upstairs and senior brother Wu had clearly reminded him, so why didn’t he think of it the first time?
Looking at the blushing face of the senior sister opposite him, Chen Jiuge felt that if he had to use one thing to describe himself, it would be a boiling kettle.
"Ula Ula Ula"
"Senior Sister, why don't we go downstairs?" Chen Jiuge really couldn't stand the gaze of so many people. It was too embarrassing.
"Alright."
The two landed in a panic.
Seeing the eldest senior brother and others smiling like aunties, Chen Jiuge and Wen Ruo wanted to run away, but were pulled to the stands by the sect master and the great elder.
"Not bad, not bad." Ye Sheng was very satisfied that Wen Ruo's marriage was only with Chen Jiuge.
I originally thought that there would be dozens of people, but I didn't expect that this little girl would give me a big surprise.
"Some people need to learn this well." Ye Sheng said to the void with an ambiguous look on his face.
Because the matchmaker started selecting people again, Yue Shanghua did not reply.
"Well, I have watched you two kids grow up. Your master has gone to the Infinite Starry Sea, so leave your affairs to me." Jun Linsheng took the responsibility.
"Stop, stop, stop. What do you mean you watched him grow up and leave it to you? He is my apprentice's grandson. What are you doing here? You might as well deal with your own son's affairs first if you have this time." Ye Sheng was very dissatisfied.
"What do you mean by your apprentice? Don't think I don't know. At the beginning, you didn't intend to acknowledge him. Now you acknowledge him. It's too late for me to tell you." Jun Linsheng said sarcastically.
"He is also my disciple, so get out of here." Ye Sheng sneered.
Looking at the two people who were quarreling, Chen Jiuge said weakly: "Then Sect Master, Great Elder, is it possible that we haven't reached this point yet?"
"Do you want to be a heartless man?" Two old men who were hundreds of thousands of years old shouted at the same time.
Chen Jiuge was frightened and stood up immediately and said, "No, no, I'm still a child."
"That's good. If you're not, you'd be a heartless man, haha." Jun Linsheng smiled brightly.
Chen Jiuge was very depressed. Why was this heaven becoming more and more bizarre the more he learned about it? There was even the part where elders urged people to get married. It was really weird.
Wen Ruo was very quiet the whole time. He didn't know whether he had feelings for his junior brother or not. He only knew that it felt very good and relaxing to be with him.
"Okay, you are really still young, so let's do it a little later. This will give you some time to develop your relationship." Jun Linsheng said with some regret.
"That's my line." Ye Sheng said with a dark face.
Chen Jiuge didn’t know the result of the quarrel between Jun Linsheng and Ye Sheng, nor did he want to know. He just wanted to watch the fun but ended up becoming one of the fun. It felt very strange.
Just like now.
Looking at his senior sister who was as quiet as a quail, Chen Jiuge had an indescribable feeling, which was just very wonderful.
Chen Jiuge was a little absent-minded on the execution platform in mid-air, until the shocking news that a celestial elder had cheated on his wife came to his attention.
The female elder in the air was tightly protecting the inner disciple who only had Mahayana cultivation behind her. Opposite her was her original elder, who was extremely angry. Her hair stood on end. If it weren't for the fact that she didn't have a tail, she would have looked like a Super Saiyan.
"If you have the guts, take the test too." the female elder shouted.
"Let's test it." The male elder had an expression that said I'm very loyal.
Then a seven-tailed fox appeared in the air, and the male elder cheated on the beast.
"Hiss." The crowd of onlookers below all contributed to the warming of the heaven.
The male elder didn't expect that this thing could actually detect spirit beasts, and he was stunned.
Looking at the two celestial elders who were fighting in mid-air, Chen Jiuge thought that the sect master and others would stop them, but it turned out that they just set up a barrier to prevent the disciples below from being accidentally injured, and then started to watch the show with popcorn in their hands.
Chen Jiuge was really convinced. This painting style was too distorted.
But this scene is still pretty good.
In the end, the male elder was the winner, because the seven-tailed fox he had an affair with was also a celestial being.
The unwilling female elder was still arrested, and what was even worse was the disciple. The female elder was a fairy after all, and the two of them didn't actually fight with their full strength. It was just a family dispute at most, and the disciple was doomed.
The following executions became more and more intense, and Chen Jiuge and others were overwhelmed by the sight.
It’s a pity that all good things must come to an end. The red thread of fate has gone, leaving behind pairs of infatuated men and women, who leave with lots of gifts.
Chen Jiuge was exhausted after watching it. It was really a sweat-inducing super drama.
"Junior brother, let's go to your place and have a drink. Today is really interesting." Wu Daotian was very satisfied with today's liveliness.
Chen Jiuge smiled awkwardly, and his mood suddenly became bad when he thought that he was also one of the people participating in the fun. However, it was not easy to solve the problem, after all, today was quite interesting.
(End of this chapter)
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