Beast Tamer: I can extract blood

Chapter 208 The Broken Bosses
Images began to appear on the large screen in the air.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, something terrible has happened." The old eunuch holding a dustpan ran to the imperial study with a look of fear on his face.

The empress, who was dealing with memorials, raised her head in dissatisfaction and said, "Jun Banban, how can you behave like this!"

"Oh my god, the master has become a eunuch."

"Who is that female emperor from the same sect? Her appearance is really... really fascinating."

In the stands, Shu Yiming, the head of White Tiger Peak, laughed crazily and said, "Hahahaha, I never thought I'd get to see this kind of scene in my lifetime. It really is worth my trip to this world."

“To be honest, it might be a good thing for the sect leader to become a eunuch who always stays by Huang Fu’s side. Huang Fu, ah Huang Fu, you really deserve to be one of the ten great beauties in heaven.” The second elder Jiang Shengyuan said with some envy.

Back then, I was also a suitor of Huang Fu. Just now, the sect leader held her hand tightly and I almost couldn't help but take action.

"Stop laughing. Such funny things must be recorded." The Seventh Elder said slowly, with a piece of shadow stone suspended above the ceiling of Luoshui.

"That makes sense, that makes sense!"

In the picture

It turns out that a prince of the dynasty has rebelled, and is now about to occupy the northern border. If it is not stopped in time, the dynasty will be in danger!
Empress Huang Fu frowned and said, "Let my general lead 200,000 cavalrymen to personally suppress the rebellion."

Eunuch Jun came to the residence of the current general with the empress's imperial edict.

General Wu Daotian looked at the old eunuch in front of him with disdain and said, "Are you saying that the prince of the northern border is rebelling and His Majesty wants me to suppress the rebellion?"

"Yes, General." Eunuch Jun said with a terrified look on his face.

Wu Daotian snatched the imperial edict, kicked the old eunuch and said, "Go back. I hate seeing eunuchs like you. Tell His Majesty that I, Wu Daotian, will tear the prince's head off."

"Puchi, I'm afraid the eldest brother is finished." Bai Yao, who didn't have time to enter, laughed out loud.

Jun Sandao also had a dark face, hoping that his old father could bear it when he came out.

The scene shifts to the rebels.

Prince Jiang Taiyuan of the Northern Territory said to his generals: "A mere girl dares to claim to be an emperor. Soldiers, drink this cup and let us enter the imperial city and share the wealth and glory."

The soldiers below were almost all immortal elders from the Wanshou Sect, with just a few disciples mixed in.

Rebel Cook Camp

Chen Jiuge was serving meals to the soldiers with a smile on his face. The full bowl of dry rice received praise from many soldiers.

Until the last soldier left with his dinner in his hands with a happy face, Chen Jiuge rubbed his wrist and said, "I'm so tired, Xiaohua, rub it for me."

Xiaohua, with her head wrapped in a thick headscarf, obediently helped Chen Jiuge massage.

Although Xiaohua's face was mostly covered by dust, how could the many elders in the stands not recognize that this Xiaohua was the fifth elder Yue Shanghua.

"Now Elder Yue has become a joke again. That disciple should be the great elder's disciple's grandson." The fourth elder Gong Qingru shook his head and laughed.

“I think Elder Yue won’t mind it. After all, she’s made so many jokes.” Second Elder Jiang Shengyuan said with a smile.

While the elders were chatting, the images on the screen began to flash quickly, directly to the battle between the two armies.

As a general, Wu Daotian personally fought against the generals and killed several rebel generals in a row, shouting: "Jiang Taiyuan, you guys are out of people, what kind of ugly guy can be a general?"

Rebel Camp
Jiang Taiyuan threw the wine bottle in his hand to the ground in anger and said, "Wudaotian, this reckless man has bullied me too much. Aotian, you kill him for me."

Ao Tian, ​​the rebel general with his nose in the air, holding a big knife, said with disdain: "Warm the wine, I will be back soon."

a quarter of an hour later

Jin Xiao, who played the soldier, ran in with a look of despair on his face and said, "General Qinglong has been captured alive."

"How outrageous! Is it possible that in my huge army, no one can subdue this reckless man?" Jiang Taiyuan's angry voice rang out in the tent.

"Old Shu, this is your disciple from Baihu Peak, right? I remember he seems to be about to become a core disciple." Fu Shanhe, the master of Qinglong Peak, laughed.

Shu Yiming's face darkened as he said, "I remember Li Yao also went in. Don't let his status be lower than my disciple by then."

"Damn it, how come he's just a small soldier? You'll be dead when you come out. You've embarrassed me in front of Old Ghost Fu." Shu Yiming said harshly in his heart.

As time passed, there were fewer and fewer generals in the camp, and Jiang Taiyuan could no longer sit still. If he continued to be killed by that reckless man, not only would his morale be ruined, he would not even have the generals to lead his troops.

"I think there is a general who can do the job!" someone suddenly spoke up.

A beautiful figure appeared, it was Yue Yinghua.

"A female? That's fine too. As long as you can beat Wu Daotian, you will be the number one general under my command." Jiang Taiyuan was desperate at the moment. So what if she's a female? As long as he can win, that's fine.

Ula ula
Wu Daotian, who was bullied by Yue Yinghua outside, suffered the same fate inside. Fortunately, his general risked his life to save him, and he was able to escape.

Then the war in the North became mired in turmoil.

Three years passed in a flash, and the empress in the light curtain was still sitting in the imperial study, but compared with three years ago, the empress's face was uglier.

"Your Majesty." Eunuch Jun came in with a sad face and a memorial in his hand.

"What's wrong again?" Empress Huang Fu looked at her partner with a headache.

"Your Majesty, they requested the opening of the salt and iron industry, saying that the war in the north consumed too much resources."

"Assholes, three years ago they said they wanted to choose a concubine, and I agreed. Now they want to open up the salt and iron industry. These good-for-nothings, give me an order to have all those who proposed this go to the northern border. Anyone who doesn't go will have their property confiscated."

Screen turn

In the harem, Ye Sheng, with a sad face, sighed with an embroidery needle in hand: "How can a man die in depression!"

Ye Sheng's words were heard by the empress who was in a bad mood, and then he was exiled to the northern border.

Under the order of Empress Huang Fu, the ministers, realizing they could not resist, dragged the poor eunuch Jun into the situation as well.

Then the already bustling North became even more bustling.

An unprecedented ethical war has officially begun.

"You damn eunuch, go to the suicide squad." Wu Daotian kicked Jun Linsheng into the suicide squad.

"You will be my personal soldier from now on, and this girl will be my maid." Yue Yinghua pulled Chen Jiuge, who was cooking in the cook camp, into her personal soldier camp with a cold and arrogant look on her face.

As a result, the little maid who served him also became Yue Yinghua's maid.

As the number of wars increased, both sides began to make drastic personnel changes.

Either today two of my generals surrender to you, or one of your generals surrenders to me, and then a unique war breaks out.

Chen Jiuge, who had become the second-in-command of the rebels, looked at the weak Ye Sheng in front of him and shouted, "Sissy, prepare to die."

Yue Yinghua looked at the defected maid Yue Shanghua and said with a trace of sadness: "Have I been bad to you? How could you betray me?"

Yue Shanghua shook off the armor on her body and said, "I will definitely wash away the shame!"

Wu Daotian looked at Jun Linsheng and said, "How dare a mere eunuch to become my enemy!"

The master and his disciple were killing each other, and the master and his disciple were fighting each other. This bizarre scene made the disciples and elders of the Wanshou Sect who were watching below excited.

Especially since the plot is a nonsensical comedy, the funny scenes are so exciting.

A stick hit Jun Linsheng's crotch, Wu Daotian sneered: "You're a wimp."

Jun Linsheng shook his lower body triumphantly, and hit Wu Daotian dizzy with a headbutt, and then followed up with a dragon claw hand to grab his nipples, causing the general to jump on the ground in pain. Yue Yinghua continued to wave the broadsword and started a bayonet fight with Yue Shanghua. The two practiced the same martial arts and had always been evenly matched. As the broadsword's endurance reached its limit.

Under the gaze of the two men, the broken blade flew onto Ao Tian who accidentally tripped.

"Ouch, that bastard is so lacking in public morality, doesn't he know that he can't attack in three directions?" Ao Tian said angrily, pulling out the two broken knives from his buttocks.

When the two women saw that they were in trouble, they quietly dropped the broken swords in their hands and disappeared into their respective armies.

Compared with the bizarre confrontation above, the war between Chen Jiuge and Ye Sheng was much more normal.

The fight between swords and guns looked extremely exciting, of course, if we ignored the unsharpened weapons of the two men.

Call off the troops!!!

"Oh, I'm so tired. Old Ye, do you want to have two cups tonight?" Chen Jiuge stopped what he was doing and rubbed his wrist.

"Okay, I still have two kilograms of wine. You can cook a few chickens tonight and we can have a meal together." Ye Sheng nodded.

This harmonious scene appeared in various places on the battlefield.

If someone carefully scanned the battlefield, they would find that in this day's battle, no one died, and the most seriously injured was Ao Tian, ​​who was stabbed twice in the buttocks.

In the fierce battle between the two sides, the dynasty of Empress Huang Fu collapsed.

Finally, the army to suppress the rebellion and the army to rebel joined together and invaded the dynasty, forcing the empress to hang herself.

Jiang Taiyuan, who wanted to be emperor, was voted down by many soldiers and successfully became the second Junbanban.

The general is still Wu Daotian, but above him there is an invincible general, Chen Jiuge.

Ye Sheng, who originally thought he had gotten rid of his status as a male concubine, was taken into the harem again.

The first eunuch, Jun Linsheng, became the chief steward of the Imperial Stables. The uneducated Yue Yinghua directly let him start his career as a horse breeder.

The other various characters all have their own nonsensical lives.

At the end of the story, Yue Yinghua, wearing a dragon robe, has Jiang Taiyuan nodding and bowing on his left, and Yue Shanghua with an indifferent face on his right.

"End!"

Shopkeeper Huang came to the stands with a look of unsatisfied desire and said, "Originally, there were many plots to be performed in this drama, such as the jealousy of the harem, how those soldiers defected, and how Jiang Taiyuan became the second eunuch."

"It's a pity that the elders were a little embarrassed and forcibly cut off the plot. I'm very sorry, but fortunately the general plot was still performed, and it can be regarded as a successful conclusion."

Jun Linsheng, Jiang Taiyuan, Ye Sheng, Yue Shanghua and Ao Tian, ​​the five Golden Immortals looked at Huang Fu who was talking eloquently with gloomy faces, and their fists became stiff unconsciously.

"Hahaha, the five fellow Taoists are really good-looking." Jiang Shengyuan put away the shiny photo stone and said with a smile.

The fourth elder, Gong Qingru, also nodded in agreement and said, "Very good. Although this play is short and bad, it is still worth collecting."

The other elders also expressed that they would cherish and preserve it well.

White air came out of Jiang Taiyuan's head and asked, "Did you all take pictures?"

"It's not just us, look down." Jiang Shengyuan said with a smile.

Oh no, I was just angry when I came out, but now I see, wow, there are thousands of disciples of the Ten Thousand Beasts Sect, all holding photo stones in their hands, shouting that they want to collect them well.

Now, the originally glorious image is completely gone.

The others were okay, but the most angry were Jun Linsheng and Jiang Taiyuan. What a shame and humiliation they were.

Chen Jiuge and Wu Daotian, who were in the audience, came out and realized what they had just done in the play.

"Big Brother, you've caused me so much trouble." Chen Jiuge thought about how he treated the Fifth Elder as a maid and had a real combat competition with the First Elder, and he suddenly felt that his life was bleak.

Wu Daotian said with a look of despair: "Junior brother, I think I am more miserable than you."

"I think if you are okay, you should run away first. After all, there are so many people here, and you might be embarrassed." Jun Sandao reminded with a smile.

"rational."

"Thank you, Junior Brother (brother), for the reminder. We will withdraw first."

"Wait a minute, I think I should move away too." Yue Yinghua suddenly got in between the two of them, indicating that she wanted to go with them too.

After the three of them ran out of the square successfully, Die Luowu said with a look of fear: "Fortunately, Senior Sister Wen reminded me in time, otherwise I would have gone in."

Die Luowu couldn't believe this scene, it was too scary.

Wen Ruo felt a little scared, because he also wanted to go in at the beginning, but luckily he held back.

"This is terrible." Bai Yao looked at the five Golden Immortal bosses who were originally on the stage and found that they had disappeared, and prayed silently for the three of them in her heart.

In the Garden of Eden
When Chen Jiuge and his companions came back, they saw five Golden Immortals with sneers on their faces, holding small whips, standing at the door.

"My dear eldest disciple, where are you planning to run to?" Jun Linsheng said with a smile while stroking the small whip.

"Master, I said I was just a little hungry and came to my junior brother's house for a meal. Do you believe me?" Wu Daotian swallowed and argued.

"Eat? Master will treat you to something better." Jun Linsheng's face changed drastically, and he instantly hung Wu Daotian in the air.

He whipped him hard on the buttocks and said, "You damn eunuch, right? You hate eunuchs the most, right?"

"Master, that is fake, fake!!!" Wu Daotian shouted miserably.

Chen Jiuge didn’t know what happened to his senior brother, he just looked at the two elders in front of him with horror.

"Great elder, fifth elder."

"Little guy, how does it feel like for me to serve you?" Yue Shanghua said with a smile.

"Fifth Elder, that was acting." Chen Jiuge argued.

The Great Elder was understanding and said, "I don't blame you either."

"I'll leave him to you, and your disciple will be left to me. Is that ok?" Ye Sheng sneered.

"Don't worry, just hit me as much as you want." Yue Shanghai said without turning his head.

In fact, the one who suffered the most was Senior Sister Yue, because at the end of the story, Senior Sister Yue castrated the third elder Jiang Taiyuan and became his second personal companion, and the first elder Ye Sheng became his male concubine again.

"Xiao Yue, let your uncle verify how your cultivation has improved?" Ye Sheng heard Jiang Taiyuan's gritting teeth as soon as he approached.

"Lao Jiang, how could you do this?" Ye Sheng was very dissatisfied.

"Great Elder." Yue Yinghua said with emotion.

"So what do you mean, Old Ye?" Having known each other for so many years, Jiang Taiyuan knew Ye Sheng too well. There was no way he would just let it go like that.

"Of course we will verify it together." Ye Sheng said with a smile.

"No, help!"

It looks miserable, but actually, those elders were just joking. In order not to lose their humanity in their long lives, Golden Immortals would almost always look for fun and let their emotions fluctuate constantly.

So Chen Jiuge and the other two didn't suffer any injuries, but it was really painful!

(End of this chapter)