I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network

Chapter 111 My salary increased

On the barrage.

Ninja Turtles

What's the plot?

"You are so patient, are you a Ninja Turtle?"

"To put it bluntly, the only thing more clownish than a dog licker is the Ninja Turtle."

"You don't want to be the king of Gotham, but you want to be a turtle man in the sewer?"

"Excuse me, I'm Xuanwu."

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Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng: "Brother, this is a gift from God. There is nothing to criticize. I can't criticize you at all."

Well. . .

Boy: "I just can't understand why she can be with me and then do the same thing with someone else the next second."

Raymond Lam: "Because they feel comfortable and happy, what does it have to do with you?"

Well. . .

Raymond Lam: "To put it another way, you two are the same type of people. You can't understand why she doesn't love herself, and she can't understand why you don't want to be a good person but insist on being a turtle."

Well. . .

Lin Feng: "Okay, go down by yourself, don't force me to kick you."

Toot~
The boy left in despair.

. . . . .

After hanging up the microphone, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Everyone else has gone in, and you are here to say that you love her? When you encounter such a person who is given shit by God, even a military advisor has no idea what to do, everyone."

On the barrage.

"Don't make noise, I have my own rhythm (dog head)"

"Listen to me, she is different from others."

"Brother, I checked, her zodiac sign doesn't like to respond to messages."

"Brother, she's already lying next to someone else."

"Shut up."

Hahahahaha.

. . . . .

Lin Feng shook his head.
The live broadcast continues.

Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"

It's a boy.

Raymond Lam: "Dude, do you have any emotional problems?"

"Military Advisor, I came out to work. When I have free time at night, I like to watch live broadcasts. Later, I followed a female anchor, who is my type."

Lin Feng: "So you became the big brother?"

"Not really. Anyway, I check it every day. I also added her on WeChat. We usually chat and make phone calls. In April or May last year, we made an appointment to meet."

Oh ~
Lin Feng showed an understanding expression.

The boy quickly explained: "It's not like that, I just want to meet you."

Lin Feng: "Did you see it?"

"No, that day she suddenly told me that something happened at home, so she changed the date to July, and then she said her brother was on summer vacation.

Anyway, every time we meet, there is always something going on.

But even though we didn't meet in person, we still chatted and made phone calls from time to time.

There was one time when we were fighting and I suddenly called her an idiot, and she never talked to me since then.

The last thing she said to me was, I've never been scolded like that before."

Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard.

Dude.

These are all excuses.

"The fundamental reason is that she is afraid. She thinks that if she continues to fish with you, you might get serious and she won't be able to shake you off, so she looks for a reasonable time and excuse."

Boy: "But I really like her, what should I do?"

Raymond Lam: "How old are you?"

"22."

Lin Feng: "How much is your monthly salary?"

"4500."

???

Raymond Lam: "You make 4500 a month, and you're looking for a female anchor? Are you sick, bro?"

"Is there any way I can redeem myself?"

Lin Feng: "Save your uncle, your relationship is a typical relationship of interest."

"But I'm curious, how did you add the female anchor on WeChat when you make 4500 a month?"

"I spend more than 3000 yuan every month."

???

. . . .

On the barrage.

"Salary 4500" "Brush more than 3000"

Really.

"Hahahaha, 4500 a month is too much to spend."

"Why haven't I met such a good man? I must have collected dozens of him."

"I don't want 3000. Give me 2500 a month to win me back."

"Brother, you are really too stony."

. . . . .

Boy: "Actually, I had some savings before. I spent about 100,000 yuan in total."

Raymond Lam: “I spent over 100,000, but I didn’t even meet her once. Aren’t you a pure little cutie?” Uh…

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"Brother, can you teach me how you can save so much money with a salary of 4500?"

"Trading the quality of life for a dog's head"

"If you have a job that provides food and accommodation, and you don't smoke, drink, or socialize very often, you can basically save four a year."

"Note that he is only 22 years old. He can't be working at the age of 19."

"Is it possible that the family has money?"

"Monthly salary is 4500 yuan, and pocket money is 10 yuan."

What the hell!

Clicked.

. . . . .

Boy: "I just want to ask, is this the reason why I scolded her, or what is the reason?"

Lin Feng: "Because you have no money."

"I still have money. I got a raise now."

Raymond Lam: “How much a month?”

"4800."

roll! !

. . . . .

On the barrage.

"My salary has increased now" "How much" "4800"

"I thought it had gone up a lot, but it was only 300, hahahaha."

So funny.

"This way he can at least have 1800 left."

"Wrong, you can get 3300 now."

"Where can I find a boy who is so stupid as to give money to others?"

"If I had a big brother like this in my original live studio, I wouldn't have gone bankrupt."

"What are you doing, silly Chun."

Hahahaha.

. . . . .

After hanging up the microphone, Raymond Lam said to the live studio: "As a live streamer, I want to say a few words to my family members.
If your financial conditions are good, and the anchor you follow can indeed bring you some good emotional value.

You can brush.

After all, this is someone else's job, and the anchor also needs to earn money to eat.

There's nothing wrong with that.

But if your financial situation is not that good, and your purpose is very clear, which is to meet someone.

Then I tell you,

There is no difference between making 3,000 or 5,000 yuan a month and 30 or 50 yuan a month.
The anchor won’t remember you.

It's even more impossible to meet you in person.

why?
You do the math yourself.
I spend three to five thousand a month, which means I spend a little over a hundred a day.

A sports car costs more than two hundred dollars.

You can't even afford a sports car, and all you do every day is wear sunglasses and give lollipops. How can people remember you?
So sometimes many people say that I spend a lot of money, 50,000 or 60,000 yuan a year, or even hundreds of thousands.
In the end, I didn't even see him.

Why?

The military advisor tells you today that it’s because you are brushing in the wrong way.

We really want to meet the female anchor in person.

The military advisor will teach you a method.
Next time when you watch a girl live streaming and want to give gifts, just be patient and write it down in a small notebook. You can get half a sports car or a hot air balloon for free today.

Then tomorrow you get another hot air balloon for free, so you can write hot air balloon x2.

You ride and ride...

By about 10 months,

You can save more than 30,000 yuan.

At that time, you can give her 10 carnivals at once.

She thought to herself that this was the real big brother.

At that time, if you ask her out, it will basically be a done deal.

This is the difference between making 30,000 a year and 30,000 a day.”

. . . .

On the barrage.

What the hell!

Enlightenment.

Stand at attention: "But what if you can't bear to spend it after saving it for a while?"

Mr. Xu: "This is the result that the military advisor wants."

what?
Xiao Wan: "Don't you understand yet? The military advisor told you not to swipe now. Once you have saved up enough for 10 carnivals, you won't be willing to swipe anymore. So spend the money on yourself and buy whatever you want to eat."

Yaoyao: "The first meaning of the military advisor is to ask you to save money, because if your salary is low, don't be stupid enough to give it to the anchor. The second meaning of the military advisor is to mock the big complainer."

"You're right, if you don't brush, it's better to buy whatever you eat."

Enlightenment.

"Military Advisor is such a positive anchor."

Loved it.

Xiao Heliu said: "Don't listen to him. The last person who did this was an accountant, and he was arrested."

what?
Hahahahaha.

(End of this chapter)