I am an emotional anchor, one sentence can break the defense of the whole network
Chapter 318: Escape when in trouble, don't get involved with anyone
Woman: "What do you mean? What should I do?"
Yu Huanshui rolled his eyes and was convinced.
I thought to myself, this woman is really stupid, right?
I could say I said it earlier.
Why the hell are you asking this?
I could only bite the bullet and say, "Don't you have that? Don't you...%&*You normally run a restaurant, or something like that?
People normally go in there to entertain guests or do team building, so they can come over.”
Woman: "But this is too troublesome. I don't want to do it."
Yu Huanshui was completely speechless: "Then what do you want to do?"
Woman: "I want to open a tea shop, is that ok?"
Yu Huanshui said angrily, "You're opening a tea shop in a small town, I'll starve you to death!
Of course.
Unless your father-in-law lends a hand.
When people ask him for help, they come to buy your tea and you help them make connections or something."
Woman: "Oh yes, yes, that's what I thought."
Yu Huanshui: "No, sister, then you have become your father-in-law's white glove, right? Are you reporting this thing online?"
Uh. .
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"The online report is here, hahaha."
“The first person to expose himself on the Internet (dog head).”
Hahahaha.
"My father-in-law's white gloves make me so happy."
"I give in to this pig-head."
"A woman like this shouldn't do anything, it's just to accumulate merit for the ancestors (covering face)."
. . . . . . .
Woman: "Forget about this matter. Can I open a milk tea shop?"
Yu Huanshui was completely disappointed: "Okay, you can do whatever you want.
Although there won't be much business in the small town's milk tea shop,
But you also know that if people can buy a cup of milk tea with your father-in-law, and he can lend a hand to help them with something, then more people will buy milk tea.
By then you can sell a cup of milk tea for 200.
Absolutely! "
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"A cup of milk tea costs 200 (grin)."
"After being closed for half a year, I opened for one day. I asked for help to buy 100 cups of milk tea (dog head) first."
Invincible hahahaha.
. . . . . .
Woman: "Can I chat with you privately?"
Yu Huanshui: "That depends on whether your level is high enough. If you can chat privately, then Xiaoshui knows all about this, right?"
Woman: "What level do you need to be at? I'm level 13 now."
???
Yu Huanshui's face instantly turned pale.
Lin Feng took the microphone and said, “Sister, forget it, don’t chat privately with your brain.
Go back to sleep.
Remember, it’s not you who is connected today. You lent your Douyin to your friend, so it’s your friend who is connected.”
Woman: “Oh.”
Lin Feng: "We don't know either. There is no such person tonight. Mr. Shui is confused. I was confused just now too. We don't know what we are answering.
Ouch, that's weird.
If you do this, return this account to the owner, and don’t always use your friend’s account to connect online. "
Woman: "Well, I'll go to bed then."
"Go to sleep."
Lin Feng quickly cut off the microphone.
Only then did I breathe a sigh of relief.
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Female: Can we chat privately, Mr. Shui?
Mr. Shui: It depends on whether your level is high enough.
Female: My fan level is 13. "
"Hahahaha, Mr. Shui's face is turning blue with anger."
"I saw it. This sister must have done it on purpose. It made me laugh to death."
"What do you mean? She's level 13."
"No buddy, you are so stupid, Mr. Shui is asking what rank her father-in-law is?"
what?
Oh oh oh oh.
"It's over. You two have the same brain."
Hahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Hang up the mic,
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Aren't you harming us?
Eat empty salary,
And you want us to give you some advice?
Isn't this a violation of good working practices?
If you really ask me,
Then listen to Mr. Shui and open a milk tea shop first.
Don't buy 200 cups for 100 yuan a cup. It's a waste and troublesome if you can't finish them.
Just spend 20,000 yuan a cup.
Those who come to do business will receive a commission based on the size of the matter.
Then you make a small account book to record what the father-in-law did and how much money he received.
You put both parties' names on it.
One day, we will realize it and have enough evidence, and we will hand it over to Ji Wei.
Give your father-in-law a double gui.
Do you know what this is called?
This is called saving the country by taking a roundabout way.
Then you are awesome."
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Twenty thousand for a cup of milk tea, and a few small account books, hahahaha."
"Save the country in a roundabout way 6."
"This is a high-end game, and it's all over. It's a dog head."
"The whole family is wiped out, hahahaha."
. . . .
Lin Feng: "It's OK to open a tea shop. A pound of tea sells for 20 yuan. What can my father-in-law do to help her?
What time do we meet?
Where did you eat?
I remember it clearly in the little notebook.
Or you can buy a recorder and hang it on your body when they are talking. I'll pour you some water and you can listen to what they are saying.
By the time,
Snapped,
The recorder flicked away.
Once the little notebook is handed over,
right.
You are the one who has made great contributions to the rejuvenation of the Chinese nation, sister."
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"It's late at night, and we're having such a hard time connecting via mic. Sisters are awesome (dog head)."
“Fuck! This sister account has over 10 visitors to its homepage.”
"It's not private yet, I'm really impressed (laughing to death)."
"No, she wouldn't really go to sleep, would she? (grin)."
"She should be in today's discussion (sunglasses)."
Hahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Raymond Lam: "We are here to give advice, her father-in-law's heart is beating fast in his sleep,
Something is wrong. Why am I so nervous?
I quickly asked my wife to get out the blood pressure monitor and measured my blood pressure overnight."
puff~
Yu Huanshui was also amused.
The visuals are too strong.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
"@Big Brother, I am 25 years old now, and I don't have any special skills. I just work as a waiter in a restaurant. My family background is not very good, and I am a little confused now. Do you have any advice?"
A highly praised comment flashed by.
Lin Feng smiled and said, "Brother, you are a pure winner in life, what other suggestions do you have?"
???
The person asking the question has a lot of question marks on his forehead.
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Look, at the age of 25, I have a good job in the service industry.
Let's be honest, if we can popularize tipping in the future, then you will have a high-paying job.
Besides, as waiters, we can eat some of the dishes that customers haven’t touched when we collect the food, which is great.”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Winner in life (dog head)."
“Hahahaha it’s against the will of heaven.”
"Brother, you know how to comfort people (laughing to death)."
"That's not good. Big brother's emotional value is maxed out (dog head)."
Hahahaha.
"With no worries about food and drink and a salary, popular consumption is a high-paying industry (thumbs-up)."
"Brother: I can also pack some to eat, it's so nice."
"I suddenly stood at the pinnacle of my life (sunglasses)."
Hahahaha.
. . . . . .
Raymond Lam: "My family background wasn't good, so isn't it good to do a job like this?
Anyway, there is no other direction. If I start a business now, if I work hard, I may get hurt.
I don’t have the ability to resist risks, and my original family can’t provide me with a safety net. What should I do if I get into debt?
So don’t be confused, just live a good life and do a good job, then I may make some money, and then I will consider learning a skill or doing something else.”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"My family of origin is not good, and I don't have the ability to resist risks..."
What the hell!
"You thought Big Brother was joking earlier, but actually I've seen through his true nature a long time ago (thumbs-up)."
"Now, anyone who wants to start a business or make progress has lost money."
"I am also 25 years old, my family is very poor, I don't have any skills, now I am making milk tea, I am really comforted (crying to death)."
"I am in the same situation. After listening to what Big Brother said, I suddenly understand."
"Big brother is really a guiding light."
"It's sobering. Even I, who's almost 50, enjoyed listening to it."
. . . . . . .
Raymond Lam: “You asked me for advice, whether I can give you a life plan or something, I don’t have any.
When I don't want to be a waiter anymore and have saved some money, I want to try some high-paying jobs.
So that you can engage in some sales industry,
For example, the currently popular live streaming sales, or even offline sales, you can also try it.
Anyway, the direction will come out as you bump into things.
You remember,
The direction you come up with is the real one. The suggestions given to you by others are all fake and bullshit.
Because the direction he took and the success he had may not be suitable for you.
But an optimistic and positive attitude will get you further, do you understand?
People should never consume themselves. I always think that my family of origin is not as good as others. I am now a waiter and have no core values.
If you think like that, you're done.
You should think that I don’t have any pressure anyway. Even if my original family is not good, I can now eat by my own efforts, so I am awesome.
My original family has no one to rely on. Sometimes I may get a little too much salary, and I can still give back to my original family. I am already great.
Do you really think that the average person on TikTok makes a million?
I am 25 years old, I support myself with my own ability, and the rest will come step by step.
We can shift to challenging jobs like sales and gradually get closer to them.
As you do it, you will become more outstanding.
The direction will come out after some bumps.”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
“Life doesn’t need to be planned. The direction you find by chance is the real one (thumbs-up).”
"An optimistic and positive attitude will get you a long way. God said it so well."
“This guy is so insightful.”
"He is really teaching us ordinary people how to live our lives well (love love)."
"You're wrong. He's talking about people who live ordinary lives. They're not ordinary at all. It's great that you can do this."
People who live ordinary lives are not ordinary at all. . .
What the hell!
Enlightenment.
. . . . . .
"That's it. Don't be confused and don't waste your energy."
Lin Feng touched his stomach and said, "I'm a little hungry. Let's have another workplace chat. Let Mr. Shui chat with you for a while. I'll go make some noodles."
Ding~
"Hello, big brother. Hello, Mr. Shui. I have a workplace problem."
Lin Feng nodded, handed the microphone to Yu Huanshui, and went to the kitchen to make instant noodles.
Studio.
Yu Huanshui: "Tell me about it, sister."
Girl: "What a coincidence! I am also 25 years old and have been working in a bank for two and a half years.
In the past two years, I have been working as a customer manager in that township branch, responsible for the dai payment business.
In March of this year, I was transferred back to the Finance Department.
However, this department required too much overtime, and I felt that I was not suitable for this position, so I kept applying to be transferred back to the branch.
In June, I officially returned to the urban outlets,
But the main job is still to make dai loans,
The current leader of this branch asked me to do a personal credit loan of 200 million yuan.
My boss has clearly told me that this customer is a high-quality customer.
Mainly to help me complete my tasks.
But I found something wrong with this customer’s cash flow.”
Yu Huanshui said with a smile: "Is it your turn to be a high-quality customer? Sister, please think carefully."
The girl was silent for a while and then said, "Yes, my current thought is that I just don't want to do this anymore. I don't want to be the customer's payment agent. I'm afraid I'll be blamed.
But now I don’t know how to tell my boss about this.”
Yu Huanshui said: "Sister, you can sign it, but you must keep the evidence.
What evidence?
For example, if your leader asks you to sign, then after you return to your workstation, you pretend not to understand and ask again in the DingTalk group, "Leader, do you really want him to approve it?"
But I think there is something wrong with his water flow.
Keep evidence of everything so that you can protect yourself in the future.
This bad debt was really traced to you. You said I asked the leader about it. Look at the chat record here.
My boss asked me to approve it. I am just an employee and I am just following the instructions.”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage
"A friend of mine did the same thing. He took out a loan on behalf of someone else, and the person ran away (laughing to death)."
"I suddenly feel that many jobs nowadays are pitfalls (grin)."
"I'll ask again in the DingTalk group pretending to be stupid, hahahaha, you're so smart."
“This is called leaving a mark on the matter.”
"Wow, I learned something new."
. . . . .
Yu Huanshui knocked on the blackboard and said, "Report everything more often. Anyway, I won't sign on my own initiative, and I won't take the blame on my own initiative.
I won’t do anything without the approval of my leader.
I am just an executor, I am just a small clerk, how can I approve loans for others?
I have already consulted with my supervisor, who said there is a problem with the customer flow.
I have already discussed this issue with my leader, but he still wants to criticize me. What can I do?
Sister, have you seen Ming Dynasty 1566? "
what?
The girl froze.
At this time, Lin Feng's laughter came from the kitchen: "Whenever something happens, the best strategy is to run away. No one should get involved. Zhao Zhenji is the best non-stick pan in the Ming Dynasty!"
Yu Huanshui slammed the table.
Right!
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Whenever something happens, the best strategy is to 'escape'. Don't get involved with anyone, hahahaha."
"What a coincidence! I am planning to rewatch Ming Dynasty 1566 recently (laughing to death)."
"I haven't seen it, what's the plot? (confused)."
"The best non-stick pan in the Ming Dynasty, Jiajing couldn't get his hands on it (dog's head)."
“Jiajing: accomplices in the conspiracy.
Zhao Zhenji: I am your accomplice.
Jiajing: No father and no king!
Hai Rui: You are my father (sunglasses).”
"Jiajing: How could I be so worthy to meet two great men of talent (grin)."
Hahahaha. (End of this chapter)
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