Chapter 344 Change Your Sect, Sister-in-law

The woman said with embarrassment: "No...no fan."

Lin Feng smiled and said, “Come on, sister-in-law, let me ask you another question.

It is said that nowadays geese are kept in a vase from childhood.

Then, as the goose ate well every day and did not exercise, it grew fatter and fatter.
As a result, the bottle mouth was too small and couldn't come out.

Now I ask you how to get the goose out of the bottle as quickly as possible? "

The woman said directly: "Smash the bottle."

Lin Feng: "It is a method, but it is not the fastest. Come on, sister-in-law, now imagine there is an elephant.

Have you thought about it? "

Woman: “I thought about it.”

Lin Feng smiled and spread his hands, saying: "Okay, that goose no longer exists."

The woman was startled.

Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said, "Do you understand?

It's just a matter of changing your mind.

Even the speed of light may not be able to catch up with you.

This is the fastest way.

A thought of heaven,
One thought to hell,
Whether it is good or bad is up to you.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"It was just a change of mind.. A word of advice awakened the dreamer (thumbs-up)."

"Did the goose come out later? Waiting for the answer (dog head)."

“When you imagine the elephant, the goose is not absent, it has already appeared (sunglasses).”

"That's right, the goose is my own flesh and the bottle is my own desire. Desire is something that comes from my mind, so the bottle doesn't exist at all and there's no need to break it. Once you figure it out, it will naturally come out (Wang Chai)."

"The goose is me, I am the goose, who is not a trapped goose? (covering face and laughing)"

"It's nonsense. In my opinion, two star anise, a piece of cinnamon, a little pepper, a spoonful of bean paste, half a bottle of beer, boil over high heat, simmer over low heat for 30 minutes, then it can be taken out of the bottle (drooling)."

Fuck you.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

The woman nodded. “I do feel much better.”

Lin Feng smiled and said, "It's good that you don't sigh anymore. It's scary in the middle of the night. Come on, tell me your problem."

The woman sorted out her thoughts and said, "It was around this time last year when my husband had an affair with a girl at a massage parlor.
They chatted for two months.

After I found out about this, I beat him and made a fuss about it, and he also wrote a letter of guarantee.

Anyway, it's just all kinds of things, and that's how I get by.

But this kind of thing is like rheumatism, it grows into my body,

It seems to pop up from time to time, and I feel very uncomfortable. I have an attack every time, and now I face any problem..."

Lin Feng raised his hand and interrupted, "Sister-in-law, you don't even need to explain this, I understand it all.

I tell you,
If it’s not in the past, it’s not in the past, and this thing will not disappear.

It's not actually rheumatism.

It is more like a clam shell into which a grain of sand has fallen.
Do you think this grain of sand will disappear?

will not.

I can only say that you have to adapt to each other during your time together.
Maybe as it is polished it will become round and smooth and turn into a pearl, and it will coexist with you.

You will gradually be able to take these things lightly in life.

But what is possible?

It will be worn out as time goes by, and demons will be born in your heart, and it will start to rot and stink.

Let's tell the truth.

It's really hard to generalize about things like this.

Because some people can get through it, but some people may never get through it in their lifetime.

Just like a grain of sand in a clam shell, torturing myself repeatedly.

So do you think that all grains of sand can eventually be ground into pearls?

Anyway, I picked up some clams and there wasn’t one in them.”

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"A grain of sand in a clam shell... My god, this description is so apt (cow)."

"Either you polish them into pearls, or they rot and stink... (tears)."

"The last sentence is that I picked up some clams and there was nothing inside, which broke my defense (crying to death)."

“Big brother is ferrying people (thumbs up).”

Awesome!

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: “Even if he returns to the family, he will most likely become your dirty trick in the end.

Maybe you may not understand.

Let me give you an example.

In real life, you will definitely not have a good attitude towards him.

For example, today’s incident has already passed, maybe one or two years have passed, and you two are strolling by the river, or eating barbecue on the street.
At the beginning, everyone was still very happy, but at a certain moment, you suddenly thought, did he also eat barbecue with people outside when he cheated on you?
Also walking hand in hand so sweetly along the riverside?

Your face immediately fell.

Instead, he will question you, saying, "Are you sick? Why do you always have a sullen face every time you come out?"

what I did wrong?

I have to work, take care of the children and coax you at the same time. What else do you want from me?
Then you'll feel like, damn, it seems like you did something wrong.

But you can't tell.
Because once you say it, it becomes like bringing up old issues.

At this time you would say, wouldn't it be better if you just stop bothering me?

I didn't ask you to care about me.

He said, but we are all out here to have fun, how can I ignore you with that look on your face?

That's it, it will be your fault inside and out.

All right,

The two of them could have left the scene with dignity, but in the end, everyone was left in disarray.”

On the barrage.

"Every sentence doesn't mention me, but it's all about me (crying to death)."

"Me too, exactly the same, sometimes lucid, sometimes crazy, I even wonder if Big Brother has installed surveillance on me (covering face)."

"I once heard a saying that if you forgive someone who has cheated on you, you are on the road to becoming a psychopath (dog head)."

Clicked.

“The trust has been broken, and now he can’t be trusted with anything he does.”

“The most painful lesson of growing up is that the person you never defended against shot you the hardest. It’s not fatal, but it’s a shadow, and it hurts any time you touch the wound.”

"Going through (crying to death)."

. . . . . .

Raymond Lam: "Anyway, no matter what happens, you suddenly imagine the scene between him and that person outside.
Then she started to be cold towards him, and suddenly for no apparent reason she became angry with him.

He couldn't stand it anymore.

Since he hurt you, of course he says it's over.

When people do something wrong, they are hurting you, so it is easy for them to let go of the matter. They say it is over, and they really let it go.

But we are the ones who have been hurt, and it is really hard to say whether this matter can be resolved.”

Woman: "Yes, it's exactly like what you said. Maybe it was fine one second ago, but suddenly I thought of it the next second.

Anyway, I feel very sad inside, so any little thing he does now will be magnified infinitely.

Then, just last night, we had another argument about this matter.

Then this time it escalated to hands-on.”

Lin Feng: "Who invited me to fight first?"

Woman: "I did, but he fought back later."

Raymond Lam: "Then you two are just fighting each other."

Woman: "Yes, but in his words he seems to be cornered."

Lin Feng was amused: "Then may I ask what tricks did you use at that time? Black tiger heart-stealing or monkey stealing peaches? Otherwise, how could you force yourself into a corner?"

The woman was silent for a while and then said, "I've used them all."

Lin Feng smacked his lips and said, "Awesome! You stabbed him in the heart and kicked him in the lower body. These are all dirty tricks. Sister-in-law, you are quite skilled."

Well. . .

. . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Sister-in-law has some kung fu skills, hahahaha."

"A monkey steals peaches...Oh my god (covering face)."

"Hahahahahahahaha, I'm laughing."

"What if there's a reaction after I take it out (dog head)?"

"Why don't you try it? It will hurt so much that tears will come out of your eyes (grin)."

"You are so experienced. I guess my sister-in-law must have taken advantage of me a lot at home (raised eyebrows)."

Exposed.

Hahahahaha.

. . . . . .

Woman: "I was just a little irritated at the beginning, and I got carried away as I was talking, so I started it first.

He might have been in pain, so he kicked me twice, then he opened the door and ran outside, and I grabbed him and wouldn't let him go.

Because I don’t know where he goes so late at night, what if he goes to the massage girl again... "

Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and said, "Sister-in-law, listen to me, let's change our sect.

The black tiger digs out the heart, the monkey picks peaches, these are just mediocre skills.

Purely shady trick,
The next three abuses.

It's still not useful.

At this time, I personally think that ground lock skills are more important.
You think,
It's no use just picking peaches.
Because he was in pain, he could still run outside.
Just like you said, if he goes to find a young girl and she helps him press the buttons, you would be sending your husband to someone else with your own hands.

Listen to me.

At this time you can't let him run away, you have to learn some locking techniques.

Just like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,

Like the cross armbar and the naked choke,
You have to learn these routines.

These are ground techniques.

You have to figure out how to entangle him to the ground.

Because your husband cheated on you and had other affairs outside, I guess he is in a very weak body and his lower body is unstable.

Plus, you just stole the peach, so he must be in pain.

When you pull him to the ground, go around to his back and put him in a cross-arm lock.

Once you pin him down, he can't run away.

But don't force it.

Prevent your husband from suffocating.

Even if he was strangled halfway, he couldn't run away or move.

While you were strangling him, you asked him, why did you run?
Where do you want to go late at night?

Who is that woman outside?
He couldn't run away, he could only admit it."

. . . . . . .

On the barrage.

"Change your sect, dirty tricks won't work.. Hahahaha I laughed my ass off."

"Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, using softness to overcome hardness (dog head)."

"I was strangled halfway, and I couldn't run away, and I couldn't move (laughing and crying)."

"Big brother really teaches me everything (covering my face)."

Hahahaha.

"Don't strangle me too hard, or I might suffocate (haha)."

"Is it necessary to practice? Or just get divorced (dying of laughter)."

"So I suspect that my eldest brother is wearing hermaphrodite (sunglasses)."

Clicked.

Hahahahaha.

(End of this chapter)

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