Urban Alchemist

Yang Tian was discussing some cultivation matters with Mr. Chen, while the little goblin was forced by Mr. Chen to learn swordsmanship with Xiao Wu. At this moment, Mr. Chen stopped what he was saying, like a direction look.

"Old Chen, what's wrong?" Yang Tian asked.

"Someone broke in, I'll go and have a look." After Mr. Chen finished speaking, he walked towards the direction he was looking at.

Yang Tian's heart trembled, he was able to break into the villa area without being discovered by him, which meant that the cultivation level of the people who broke in was far higher than his own.However, he was not too worried and followed Mr. Chen.

At the same time, Cheng Shaoqiu also called Yang Tian's cell phone.

"Tian Shao, a woman broke in. She should be a cultivator. The people outside us didn't notice it at all. We only found her through the surveillance video after we entered the villa area. The location of the other party is..."

"Well, I see. You don't need to come here. The other party's cultivation base should be very high. Mr. Chen and I are already rushing over." After Yang Tian finished speaking, he hung up the phone because he had already seen the man breaking into the villa. District people.

Although he was far away, he could still see the woman leaning against a wall.The woman might have also sensed the gazes of him and Mr. Chen, and she lowered her head for some reason.

Yang Tian was a little uncertain. Could it be that this somewhat ugly woman in front of him was the powerful cultivator Chen Lao said?But I can't feel the other party's cultivation level at all, or has she reached the same cultivation level as Chen Lao?However, if the other party is an ordinary person, how can he get here under the layers of guards?

What Yang Tian didn't expect was that, seeing the two approaching, the woman on the opposite side raised her head and smiled at them, then lowered her head again.Self-consciously, he took out a steamed bun, put a plate of pickles that looked like radish sticks on the ground, and ate it.

What also surprised Yang Tian was that the ugly woman in Taoist robes, eating a mouthful of steamed buns and pickles made Yang Tian feel very harmonious.Yang Tian tried to close his eyes, but he couldn't feel the existence of the other party at all. The woman seemed to be integrated with the sky and the earth.If this woman is a beautiful woman, Yang Tian would even think that the other party is a fairy who has fallen into the mortal world.

"But Xiaoyaoguan?" Old Chen asked after a long time.

When the woman heard the words Xiaoyaoguan, she immediately put down the steamed bun in her hand and looked at Old Chen.

"The old man knows about Xiaoyaoguan?"

From the woman's reaction, Mr. Chen could see that the woman really came from the concept of carelessness, so he let go of his worries.Since it came from Xiaoyao Guan, even if there is hostility towards Yang Tian, ​​he can resolve it.

"How are the masters Shuang'an and Shuangwei?" Elder Chen continued to ask.

"Ah! The master and the mother are still practicing in the temple, so they sent me and my brother to go down the mountain to practice." When the woman said the word "experience", there was a little grievance in her words.When she heard that Mr. Chen knew her master and mother, she even felt like crying.Back then, when her teacher taught her how to practice, she always talked about things that happened down the mountain.Moreover, her teacher's wife is not like her master, who behaves indifferently in everything, but has always talked about how the two of them killed demons and defended the way at the foot of the mountain, killed the rich and helped the poor, and even chose a good leader for the world.

Once, she once thought that her master and teacher's wife were so wise and stalwart.However, after this day's experience, she discovered that the things that the master and the mother had said to her at the beginning were absolutely non-existent!For example, wars, refugees, and even the characters taught to her and her seniors are completely different from those in the secular world.If they hadn't seen people coming and going at the entrance of the western restaurant, they wouldn't have dared to regard it as a restaurant.The master and the mother have never told the two of them that there are so many powerful magic weapons in the world, so many that they can be seen everywhere.There are also tall buildings that are so tall, even the tallest building, the Big Wild Goose Pagoda that the master said, is not that tall.

Under Chen Lao's questioning, Li Shuangyan told what happened to her and her senior brother along the way.When it comes to the collusion between the government and businessmen, I am a little indignant and a little worried about my brother.But her signal had already been sent out, but the brother didn't get a response.

Yang Tian wanted to laugh when she heard her refer to the car as a "magic weapon for transportation", but thinking about this woman, no matter in terms of age or from Mr. Chen's side, she can be regarded as his predecessor, so every time Every time I try my best to hold back.It wasn't until she finished talking about eating Bawang's meal that she finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Nephew Yang, is there something wrong with what I said? If it weren't for the fact that my senior brother and I saw each other's many people and were afraid of being defeated, how could they be so bold and reckless. The court is so corrupt, we cultivators should take care of it." If you don't care about injustice, choose a good leader for the world." Li Shuangyan said seriously.

"Uncle Li, you are right. You tell me the name of that black shop, and ask my nephew to seek justice for you. In officialdom, oh no, it is in the imperial court, and I know some people."

Li Shuangyan was very satisfied with Yang Tian's attitude, but she was a little dissatisfied with what he said he knew people in the court.Because her master once said that practitioners who are related to the imperial court have another nickname, that is 'Hawk Dog'!

However, Li Shuangyan didn't say anything. Although she practiced since she was a child and rarely involved in foreign affairs, she still understood the truth of exchanging words.

As for what happened later, it was very simple. After she escaped, she went to a place with few people, and this villa area was undoubtedly the place with the smallest population density in W City.

"Master Uncle, I didn't expect your drawing skills to be so good. But, are you sure that what you drew is a man?" Yang Tian asked with some doubts.The little goblin who came over after hearing the news looked up at Li Shuangyan curiously, his eyes full of inquiries.

"A person who walks in the rivers and lakes, of course, must have a skill." Li Shuangyan finally regained her previous self-confidence at this time, and said without even hiding her pride: "Also, your uncle is a rare one in the world. This handsome man is one or two better than me in appearance, if he hadn't become obsessed while practicing kung fu, he would have turned into such an ugly appearance, but he is your elder after all, seniors and young are orderly, you must not belittle him."

After hearing her words, Yang Tian was speechless.A person who is more perfect than the women in his family is called ugly in Li Shuangyan's words.Moreover, he finally discovered that this little uncle is very proud and narcissistic, and his aesthetic point of view is even more problematic!

But the little goblin agreed with the words of the little uncle Li Shuangyan against his will, and got a jade talisman as a reward.

It was the first time for Yang Tian to see jade talismans. When he went to Tongbaofang City, he had seen talismans, but there were only paper talismans, wooden talismans, and stone talismans, but no jade talismans.Because these three kinds of talismans are relatively simple, whether it is writing or carving, but jade talismans are not something ordinary people can make.

Seeing that the little goblin got the meeting gift, he couldn't help but regret his performance just now. If he had acted more sincerely, he would have gotten such a jade talisman.

But he didn't know that Li Shuangyan was in extreme pain right now.Even she and her senior brother couldn't make such jade talismans, and she only had five pieces on her body, which were given to her by her master before she went down the mountain.Although her senior brother also has a jade talisman, it is far from being able to compare with the jade talisman in her hand.Because what she has in her hands is a successful work, while what her senior brother has in her hands are all remnants of failure.

However, in order to calm down this little junior who doesn't take herself seriously, especially when she saw her sending out a jade talisman, Yang Tian immediately became more attentive, and she felt that what she did was not wrong.

"The body of this talisman is made of extremely ice black jade, and the talisman is drawn with the blood of a thousand-year-old snow fox. After use, it can withstand the full-strength attack of the strong in the later stage of the settlement. It could have been used three times, but In the original experiment, I used it once, but now I can only use it twice. As long as there is an attack that surpasses the strong in the final stage, this talisman will be activated automatically. This jade talisman is my teacher, um, I used it It took three months to practice." Li Shuangyan said to herself, fortunately, she was quick to adapt and almost said the word "master".

After Yang Tian heard this, the way he looked at Li Shuangyan completely changed. Fortunately, he had the foresight to identify such a person who was powerful enough to refine jade talismans.Since there is such a relationship, sooner or later, something must be squeezed out of her hand.

But it was obviously too late now, so he had no choice but to give the little goblin a 'continue to fool' look, and then left with interest.

As soon as I got home, I saw Jing Jing going out in neat clothes.

"Sister Xiaojing, it's so late, is there still something going on in the company?" Yang Tian asked with a frown.

You must know that during the meeting, Jing Jing was specially criticized and asked her to take less care of the company's affairs and focus more on cultivation, but unexpectedly, only a few hours later, Jing Jing would go out at night again.

"Husband, it's not about the company. It's a patient in a mental hospital who got lost for some reason. As a result, he kept calling the landline in my villa for more than 40 times. His phone is dead now. Let him wait for me when the phone is out of power, I have to hurry over there, otherwise, his mind is out of order, and he might get lost again." Jing Jing said.

"Well, then go early and return early, and send him directly to the police station. I won't accompany you. I just finished serving my uncle, and I feel a little swollen." Good thing, in case that mentally ill person gets hit by a car or hurts someone else, it's not very good.

Sometimes things are just so coincidental, so wonderful.If Yang Tian asked a few more questions, he might know that the mentally ill person An Jing was talking about was the master uncle whom he had called several times but had never seen anyone and was still trying to find.

An Jing drove the car and arrived at the place where the mental illness in her eyes was located, the door of a noodle shop.

Brother Li Shuanghe is still studying the 'communication magic weapon', he can't figure out why the communication magic weapon is not on.First of all, what he thought was that there was no energy in the communication magic weapon. Then, he took out some spirit stones, but he couldn't find where to put them.Then, he tried to input the aura into the 'communication weapon', but it still had no effect.He also tried to use a repair paper talisman, only to make the 'communication magic weapon' more shiny than before.In the end, he disassembled the communication magic weapon, but he didn't research it to understand it, but found that he didn't know how to put it together again!

Just when the senior brother was at a loss, he saw a "magic weapon" driving towards him, and an extremely ugly woman got out of the car, and this woman was still walking towards him.

Senior brother is a little vigilant, is this ugly woman going to do something to him?However, afterward, he felt that his thinking was wrong. With his current ugly appearance, who else could appreciate him except Junior Sister?

"Li Shuanghe?" An Jing looked at this man who was prettier than herself, and asked with some uncertainty.When she saw the other party nodding, she couldn't help but regret that such a beautiful man was actually mentally ill.

After learning that the woman who came over was the one who said she would come to help him, Li Shuanghe felt that the woman in front of him was not so ugly anymore, but she was still far from being able to compare with her junior sister.

"Tell auntie, where is your home? Auntie will take you back." Jing Jing said softly.It has to be said that human beings appreciate beautiful things, and quietness is no exception.Although I decided to help this mental patient find a home before coming here, but after seeing such a beautiful mental patient, his attitude was better than expected.

Although Li Shuanghe hesitated, he still said:

"I came from Xiaoyaoguan, can you help me find my junior sister?" Li Shuanghe was very polite to ask someone for something, but he really didn't have the nerve to call out Auntie, because the other party's cultivation in the Qi refining period made him How can a strong man in the alchemy stage call out Auntie?

Although he knew that the person in front of him had a mental problem on the phone, but after it was confirmed, An Jing still felt a little regretful.However, after hearing the other party's words, he was a little uncertain again, because although Li Shuanghe's speech was not very organized, his expression was very serious, and he even performed a courtesy to himself from an unknown dynasty!

"Aren't you mentally ill?" After asking this, Jing Jing felt that something was wrong, and seemed to be a bit of a curse.

"What kind of illness is mental illness? I have practiced for more than a hundred years, and I have never suffered from any injury except for one time when I went crazy. But since then, my mental power has been very full. It will cause harm to me." Li Shuanghe was a little puzzled, he had heard the word mental illness from this woman many times, and thought to himself, could it be that in the secular world, if there is a problem with mental strength, it is called mental illness, so he must not have it , this disease is very common?

Jing Jing has confirmed from the other party's words that not only is the other party not mentally ill, but also seems to be a cultivator, and an old monster who has practiced for more than 100 years!

An Jing was secretly vigilant, since the other party was a cultivator, then he might be targeting Yang Tian by deceiving himself.What I just can't figure out is why he can know the landline number of his villa. You know, all her landlines have always been used for internal calls, and it is absolutely impossible for outsiders to know.

Immediately, she thought of a possibility, since she was going to deal with Yang Tian, ​​then the other party must be a force, and it became normal to know her phone number through the communication company.She couldn't help feeling a little regretful, how could she be so stupid and be tricked out so easily.However, I have to admit that the opponent's deception is really too powerful.

"Who are you? What's your purpose in deceiving me?"

"I'm Li Shuanghe, I didn't lie to you, I really want to find my junior sister." Li Shuanghe explained patiently.

It wasn't until half an hour later that Jing Jing finally realized that the beautiful and outrageous man in front of him was a Taoist priest who had practiced since childhood and didn't understand the world.It was only later that she discovered that the other party was wearing a Taoist robe, because his face was so attractive that it was easy for people to ignore other things on him.

But this also made her difficult, throw him here, right?I still can't bear it, looking at his pitiful appearance, how can he still look like a cultivator?If you take it back, you may be misunderstood by Yang Tian. After all, Li Shuanghe is a beautiful man.

In the end, An Jing still decided to take Li Shuanghe back, as long as she didn't have any contact with him after taking him back, I believe Yang Tian would not misunderstand.The key is that she sees that the other party should be a powerful cultivator, and it would be great if she can become Yang Tian's helper.

However, what made Jing Jing unacceptable was that she even risked being misunderstood by Yang Tian and wanted to take him back, but this man was unwilling, watching him protect his chest, as if she was a pervert, Like jumping up at any time.

"Forget it if you don't leave. I'm still afraid of taking you back. My husband misunderstood." An Jing said angrily.

Perhaps because An Jing said that her husband should not pose any threat to her, Li Shuanghe finally got into An Jing's car.However, before leaving, he put away the tattered 'Sound Transmission Magic Treasure' that had been dismantled on the ground.

Along the way, Jing Jing felt that she was really going to collapse.In the past, she always wanted to have a child with Yang Tian, ​​but now she gave up this idea.Because Li Shuanghe sitting in the back seat of the car was like a child of a few years old, all kinds of naive questions gave her a little headache, and all kinds of weird names made her think for a long time before she knew what he was talking about.

"What is gasoline? Is it more advanced energy than Lingshi? Can it be used for cooking?"

Just now Li Shuanghe asked some questions about the energy of the car, Jing Jing told him that if you want the car to run, you need gasoline.As a result, Li Shuanghe asked this extended question again.

"Coal, have you heard of it? Gasoline and coal are both energy sources."

The quiet explanation obviously did not satisfy the curious gentleman, so I heard Li Shuanghe continue to ask:

"And what is coal? How does it compare to spar?"

"Of course, the value of spar is high. A low-grade spar can buy hundreds of tons of coal."

"Then why does the 'communication magic weapon' still not light up when I put the spirit stone into the 'communication magic weapon'? Or is it necessary to put the oil you mentioned in the 'communication magic weapon'?" Li Shuanghe was currently Holding his mobile phone, he crushed a spirit stone and stuffed it into the socket connected to the charger.

"If you want it to light up, you need a battery."

"What's that battery? How does it compare to spar?"

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Along the way, I have never heard such a conversation. If it wasn't for Jing Jing's serious warning, Li Shuanghe even wanted to dismantle Jing Jing's car and study it.