Crazy at the end of the Ming Dynasty

The banquet slowly entered a climax.Like many works describing the feasts of literati in the Ming Dynasty, drinking orders have now begun.Do some literati word games.

Unexpectedly, the old man Zhao Ming was not good at fighting, but he was also very good at this game.But when it was Wu Shigong's turn, he made a fool of himself again and again, unable to obey the drinking order, and drank several glasses of wine one after another.

Wu Shigong actually felt very bored at this time.Sitting beside her was a wooden beauty.On such an occasion, it was impossible to get mad at this wooden beauty.As Wu Shigong, who was used to sitting on the throne and being admired by the stars in his previous life, such a feast is actually tasteless at all.

At this time, Wu Shigong wanted to drink away.After drinking a few more glasses of wine, he stood up pretending to be sloppy.

In fact, Wu Shigong now behaves very similar to Wu Shigong in his previous life after drinking.They're actually pretty good at drinking.However, as long as they drink, their faces will turn red from alcohol.And sweat all over his face.In other words, the way they eat after drinking is ugly.

Therefore, Wu Shigong's drunken appearance did not arouse anyone's suspicion.Seeing Wu Shigong's drunk appearance, Man Ling also stood up, covered her nose with a handkerchief and took a step back.The servant serving behind Wu Shigong hurried forward to support Wu Shigong.

Seeing Wu Shigong standing up, Hou Xun said to Wu Shigong, "What's the matter with Wu Qianhu? Your battle today has a beginning and an end. Don't run away?"

Hou Xun's words made some guests around him echo and laugh.The old man Zhao Ming also smiled and said: "Wu Qianhu is a fierce general of our Guidewei. He will not back down on the battlefield, nor will he back down on the wine market."

Wu Shigong sighed secretly in his heart, it seemed that he wanted to leave immediately.He bowed to Hou Xun, pretending to say vaguely: "My lord is laughing at me. The villain just can't drink enough, so I want to enjoy the cold wind in the garden. After I wake up, I will definitely come back to accompany my lord."

Wu Shigong came to the garden with the help of the servant.He found a dark place, bent down, put his fingers into his mouth, pressed the heel of his tongue and pressed it, and when he felt sick, he vomited out a large puddle of swill.

With the help of the servant again, he came to the entrance of the hall.Other servants had prepared hot water and towels for Wu Shigong. After wiping his face with hot water, Wu Shigong entered the hall and returned to his original seat to sit down.

After seeing Wu Shigong sat down, Hou Xun smiled and said to Manling who was sitting next to Wu Shigong: "Miss Manling, you have to take good care of Wu Qianhu today. Wait a moment, you have to bring out the talented woman Use your skills to help Wu Qianhu."

Then, Manling did help Wu Shigong solve some drinking orders. After Manling helped Wu Shigong pass another level, Wu Shigong leaned over and asked her with a smile: "Miss Manling is very cold to me today. She doesn't even have a smile on her face." one."

Man Ling replied with a cold face: "General Wu misunderstood, Man Ling's attitude has always been the same."

"Oh? Then what kind of person would you laugh at?"

Man Ling took a look at Wu Shigong, and said bluntly: "Man Ling admires a talented young master. General Wu can ask Man Ling to smile, as long as General Wu can recite a poem or write a poem. Or as long as you write an essay to make Manling passable, Manling will of course look at General Wu with admiration."

After hearing Miss Manling's words, Wu Shigong's feeling at this moment was like... how to describe it?

For example, someone in modern times came to a nightclub and called a lady.When it was time to open the room, the lady half-pushed and refused, very upset.Finally, the lady said to the man: "Sir, you can open the room if you want, but you have to agree to my request first."

The person was still thinking: "Does this lady want me to add more money? Or do you want me to go to the luxury store next door and buy her a small bag?"

At this time, the young lady took out a test paper and handed it to the man, saying, "Sir, please give me this advanced mathematics problem first."

It is this feeling.

Wu Shigong thought to himself: "In modern times, when I trained nightclub ladies, I trained them to get up and down on the bed. I didn't expect that in the Ming Dynasty, this lady would test me."

Wu Shigong put on a sulky face, and with an angry face, he cupped his hands and said to Hou Xun: "My lord, the villain is really too strong to drink, so I bid farewell." Then, without waiting for anyone to react, he turned and left the hall and walked out of the garden.

When Hou Xun saw it, it was because Man Ling offended Wu Shigong, so Wu Shigong left in a huff. He didn't want to say much, he just thought in his heart: "It will be long in the future."

After leaving the garden, on the way back to Hou Xun's other courtyard, Shu Mo approached Wu Shigong and said, "Master, I have something to ask you."

Wu Shigong glanced at Shumo and said, "Say it."

"The little one wants to borrow some money from you."

"How many?"

"250 taels."

"So much, what's the use?"

Shumo replied coyly: "The little one has taken a fancy to a girl from the yard, and her mother asked for 250 taels."

Wu Shigong almost fell off the horse after hearing Shumo's words.With just such a kung fu, I didn't expect Shumo to hook up with a girl from a brothel again.Wu Shigong asked Shumo to explain the details.

That Shumo told Wu Shigong: When those celebrities came to the hall to accompany Wu Shigong and other guests, those old bustards and celebrity servants were also waiting in the outer courtyard.

And Shumo's dexterous mouth chatted with a famous maid.The two hit it off very well.Shumo must be bragging in front of that maid: How did he get his master's respect, and how much money he got by relying on the master's prestige.

After hearing Shumo's bragging, that famous maid fell in love with her.She asked Shumo to redeem her body.And Shumo was indeed more attracted to that maid, so he agreed.When he asked the old bustard in charge of the maid about the price of the maid's redemption, the old bust asked Shumo for 250 taels of silver.

Wu Shigong became angry when he heard this kind of nonsense.Not long after he married Li Xin's maid to Shumo, he thought about eating wild food.Besides, when Wu Shigong set off with the cavalry last night, he didn't bring any silver at all, and now he only has those gold ingots by his side.Wu Shigong didn't have any money to lend to Shumo at all.

Wu Shigong yelled at Shumo angrily: "You met that maid today, what kind of true relationship do you two have? Just want to redeem her body, you have so much money that it's hot?"

Shumo said to Wu Shigong aggrievedly: "I really like her." Shumo looked at the moon in the sky, and emphasized to Wu Shigong: "The moon represents my heart."

Wu Shigong was amused by Shumo's words.Unexpectedly, Shumo suddenly became Ma Wencai.I also learned to complete the lyrics, which are modern lyrics.

However, tears were about to fall when I saw Shumo.Wu Shigong couldn't speak harsh words anymore.He said to Shumo: "Master, I want to go back to the fortress of Qianhusuo early tomorrow morning, and you don't have time to do that. Let's talk about this after you go back and calm down, and think it through."