Siheyuan: Sister-in-law, don’t look back, I am my brother!

Chapter 43 Xu Damao came to my house and used me as a gun?
Chapter 43: Xu Damao comes to my house and uses me as a gun?

"Humph, Xu Damao, do you think I'm stupid?"

"Why don't you just carry me up first, and then I'll pull you up?"

Obviously,

Sha Zhu was also well aware of the character of his mortal enemy.

If he really believed Xu Damao's words and sent the other party up,
I'm afraid I'll have to stay down there.

As for Xu Damao,
I had the same thought and didn't trust Shazhu at all.

"So, there's nothing for us to talk about?"

The two looked at each other.
No one was willing to make concessions, and they could see what was in each other's eyes.

"Then wait and call for help!"

The two of them immediately opened their throats and shouted,

quickly,

There was a sound of hurried footsteps outside the public toilet.

original,

The worker who went to the toilet earlier,
After seeing the chaotic scene in the public toilet,
Without saying a word, he went to the security department.

As several members of the security department came to the public toilet,
He also saw the horrific scene at a glance, as well as the shouting of Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

"Is there anyone here? Xu Damao fell into a manure pit!"

"Help! Shazhu fell into the pit. Please help!"

"..."

Seeing the two of them calling each other's names, the people in the security department were all numb.

But in the end,
They found a rope and a bamboo pole and asked Xu Damao and Sha Zhu to hold one end of the pole.
It wasted the boss's energy.
Only then did they pull the two men out of the pit.

only,
When I saw the two people in front of me, their bodies, faces, and even hair were covered with tears.

Not to mention the security department.

Even the steel mill workers who heard the news and came to join in the fun were stunned.

especially,
Seeing Shazhu and Xu Damao open their mouths,

Not only was his mouth full of delicious food, but he could even see half a maggot between his teeth.

Plus the stinking smell of the two of them.

They vomited at the same time.

"Ugh, ugh—"

"Shazhu, Xu Damao, don't come over here, stay away from us!"

"You're going to die, Xu Damao and Shazhu,"

"Did you fall into the pit, or are you eating in it?"

"That's right, it's really insulting!"

"I'm about to throw up my lunch today!"

"Stop talking, I'm worse off than you."

"I was having a good lunch at noon, but suddenly Shazhu had a bowel movement in the cafeteria."

"Good guy,"

"It's like a waterfall dropping three thousand feet straight down, rushing a thousand miles!"

"I ate half of my lunch box and couldn't finish it anymore so I dumped it all into the garbage bucket!"

"I wanted to hold on until the evening and go home to have a good meal and drink."

"Now seeing them like this,"

"Let alone dinner, I don't even have an appetite for tomorrow!"

"Now that you mention it, I also want to..."

"vomit--"
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have to say,

The news about Sha Zhu and Xu Damao falling into the pit spread throughout the entire steel mill very quickly!

Especially Xu Damao,

When I think about how I was not only tricked by Sha Zhu today, but also had to squat in the toilet for more than an hour,

Moreover, he was kicked into a manure pit by the other party, and his whole body was pickled.

Even after being rescued,
Xu Damao also washed his body three times with soap, rubbing off several layers of skin all over his body.

But it still has a faint smell.

I was so angry!
To know,
On weekdays, Xu Damao works at the steel rolling mill.

He also relied on his status as a projectionist and his ability to speak eloquently.

He often flirted with some female workers, broadcasters and the like, trying to take advantage of them.

However today,
After learning about his glorious deeds of falling into the cesspool,
The female workers,
As soon as they saw him, they turned around and ran away!

"You bastard, Shazhu," "If I don't settle this account with you, from now on my name Xu Damao will be read backwards!"

Complaints are complaints,
But for a while,

Xu Damao really couldn't find a good way to mess with Sha Zhu.

But he quickly thought of a solution.
First I went to the supply and marketing cooperative and bought a bottle of liquor.
Then I found some mountain products at home that were given to me by my fellow villagers when I went to the countryside to show movies.

He came to Xu Yi's house happily.

"Ok?"

As the saying goes, no one goes to the temple for no reason.

Seeing Xu Damao carrying white wine and a net bag of mountain products, Xu Yi's eyes showed a hint of surprise.

To know,
Since the two of them separated, his cheap elder brother has not come once.
The two didn't even have much in common.

but,

Xu Yi naturally knew what happened in the steel mill.
I quickly guessed Xu Damao's purpose.

"Yushui, go get some peanuts,"

"Got it, Brother Xu Yi."

Seeing He Yushui being so well-behaved and sensible,

Xu Damao couldn't help showing envy.

after all,

My own brother orders the silly sister around.
In a sense, he is also superior to Sha Zhu.

of course,

Thinking about the purpose of his visit today, Xu Damao's face showed some enthusiasm.

"Brother,"

"I heard that you were promoted to canteen director by the factory. I came here today to thank you!"

"hehe,"

Xu Yi heard this and smiled without saying anything.
Holding a glass of wine, he chatted with Xu Damao in a random manner.

Until a few drinks,
Xu Damao's face showed a bit of drunkenness, and he finally couldn't help but speak.

"This idiot is going too far!"

"It's fine that he's against us brothers in the yard, but he's so arrogant in the steel mill."

"Brother, you are the canteen director now,"

"This new official has three things to do when he takes office. Why don't he start with Sha Zhu, kill a chicken to scare the monkeys, and establish his authority for others?"

coming!

Hearing this, Xu Yi immediately revealed an amusement look.

He didn't understand.

This was Xu Damao deliberately instigating himself to deal with Sha Zhu and use him as a gun!
only,
It's too rough to try to kill someone with a borrowed knife based on a few words!

"Brother,"

"Do you think I don't want to deal with the fool?"

"But you also know,"

"This idiot Zhu relied on his cooking ability and didn't even give the factory director and deputy director face,"

"Instead, these leaders rely on his cooking skills to cook for the factory."

"I have just taken office and my foundation is not stable. It is difficult to deal with Sha Zhu!"

"But I have a good idea."

"Not only can it embarrass Sha Zhu, but it can also sow discord between Sha Zhu and Yi Zhonghai and his family!"

The words came out,

Xu Damao also showed curiosity in his eyes.

"Really?"

"Brother, tell me what to do?"

But Xu Yi calmly poured himself a glass of wine.

Only then did he say this with a smile amid Xu Damao's somewhat anxious gaze.

"Brother, what do you think?"

"What's Shazhu's biggest problem now?"

"This……"

Xu Damao couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
even though,
He and Sha Zhu are old rivals, and have disliked each other since childhood.
They fight each other whenever they get a chance.

But almost every time it ended with Xu Damao starting a fight and then getting beaten up by Sha Zhu!
Occasionally I took advantage of the situation.
He soon suffered a great loss at the hands of Sha Zhu.

(End of this chapter)