Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

() What he said made Jinyan Biaoshien think that Ximen Qing had done something to him and had auditory hallucinations.

I told you it was a black shop, how about some feedback?

What is good food in a black shop?

When his mind was confused, Shi En's breath immediately became confused, and his body almost didn't fall.

Ximen Qing saw a tile-roofed house next to a big tree under the mountain in front of him, so he simply pinched the formula and stopped the divine movement.

Ximen Qing often makes some extraordinary decisions, and often receives unexpected results.

Wu Song and Shi Qian were no strangers to it, and Ximen Qing followed suit.

While adjusting the balance, Shi En said in confusion: "Your official, a black shop, this is a black shop."

"Talk while walking." Ximen Qing pointed to the banner not far away that was fluttering in the wind, on which the large wine characters were a little faded, but still vaguely recognizable: "You are a manager who has eaten both black and white. Afraid of little black shops?"

Shi En wiped his sweat and said: "Don't make jokes, senior officials, but Xiao Ke is just helping his father in the Mengzhou camp. He has no official position to start working in a black shop. There are no rules at all. I don't know every year. How many disappeared on the way to work."

"Your official, listen to my advice, don't go." Shi En said, "Not far ahead is Happy Forest, and there are many good inns inside."

Wu Song suddenly interjected: "Black shops have their own rules, and those who do business may not necessarily have met black shops."

Shi Qian didn't care about it either: "Whatever it is, you'll know if you go there? Black shops also have their own benefits, at least there's beef to eat."

After hearing this, Ximen Qing spread his hands, which meant: "Everyone has no objection, what do you say?"

Shi En was speechless, Ximen Qing laughed, and led Wu Song and Shi Qian ahead, Shi En fell at the back of the team, thinking how to get out unscathed.

"Brother, there's something wrong with that guy." Gu Shangmo Shiqian tugged on Ximen Qing's sleeves, and whispered in his ear unintentionally, "It seems to be hiding a lot."

"I've seen it a long time ago, and I'll play it by ear." Ximen Qing also responded in a low voice, then turned his head and greeted Shi En with a smile: "Hurry up, my stomach is almost flattened by hunger!"

The four of them walked under the tree, Ximenqing said plain robes, playing with Lei Gongshi in his hands, Wu Song and Shi Qian were guarding left and right, followed by Shi En in a green coat and a small hat. .

There were a few guys in the hotel who were sitting and chatting, when they saw the four of Ximen Qing coming from a distance, they rushed forward to say hello, and some guys shouted: "A distinguished guest has arrived!"

Seeing the eyes of those guys looking up and down, Ximen Qing was sure that the so-called distinguished guest was the code name of "Big Fat Sheep".

"Several distinguished guests, please come inside!" Two or three guys came up to greet Ann, their attitudes were extremely enthusiastic, which made Ximen Qing suddenly feel that he was forcibly dragged into a restaurant by people from tourist attractions before crossing.

That's the real black shop.

"Here we come!" A woman came out lazily from the room, "Where is the distinguished guest?"

This is Erniang Sun?

Ximen Qing came to this black shop on purpose, the main purpose was to have a face-to-face meeting with Sun Erniang. This woman still had a pair of snow-flake iron ring knives in her hands, which were natural weapons reserved for Wu Song.

Another chance is to take the opportunity to see what Shi En is hiding behind his back.

It has to be said that when Ximen Qing saw Sun Erniang for the first time, he almost thought that this woman had also come from time travel.

What a quintessential knockoff Bohemian mash-up of this outfit!

Ximen Qing swept his eyes away and almost didn't laugh out loud.

The upper body is a thin shirt of green gauze, which is emerald green.

And there was a red silk skirt underneath, and it was still bright red.

As the saying goes, red and green match shit.

This collision is so strong!

This is not finished!

There is also a pink scarf wrapped around her waist, the key is that there is a row of gold buttons on it!

Let's talk about the head.

First of all, there is a lot of rouge and lead powder on the face, and a lot of jewelry on the head. In fact, there are too many.

And it's still a yellow-orange-orange hairpin ring, none of them have the same style!

This situation is as if you took your girlfriend to choose a piece of jewelry, and then, under the instigation of the jewelry store owner, your girlfriend put on a piece of jewelry and asked you to choose which one looks the best!

In reality, if anyone really dares to do this, it is estimated that within a few hours it will become a big hit on Weibo.

It was indeed hotter at noon than in the morning, but Sun Erniang's chest was definitely not showing because of the heat.

The career line is very deep!Deep enough to drown a man in!

There were no magic bras or silicon implants in this day and age.

The real deal!

The woman came forward, was blessed deeply, and said with a smile: "The second wife of my slave, the honored guests are resting here, the family has good wine and meat, and when you want snacks, there are big steamed buns."

"Well, the steamed bun is really not small."

As Sun Erniang leaned over, the two white steamed buns flickered on his chest, causing Ximen Qing's eyes to eat ice cream.

Food sexing also.

Not only Ximen Qing, but even Wu Song was shocked.

Not to mention Shi Qian's sneaky eyes, he had already looked him up and down.

Only the golden-eyed Biao Shien looked at the sky, muttering something in his mouth.

This made Sun Erniang a little dissatisfied, an unhappy expression flashed across her face, and she secretly gave Shi En a look.

Ximen Qing saw all this, laughed secretly twice, stared at Sun Erniang's two big white steamed buns with a fascinated look, and said, "Are the steamed buns in the store as big as the ones from the shopkeeper?"

As he spoke, Ximen Qing gestured with his hands.

"This guy is not a good guy! What a big fat sheep that came to your door, he is looking for death!"

Sun Erniang sneered to herself, she only thought that Ximen Qing was fascinated by her own beauty, her eyes rolled around, and she teased her fiercely: "As the saying goes: seeing is believing when you come into the store, don't you know everything? . "

"Well said!" Ximen Qing nodded exaggeratedly: "I think it's here at noon today!"

Wu Song and others acted submissively.

The guys waited for the four people to come in, first found a cypress table by the window, and sat down.

Sun Erniang dismissed the waiter and came up in person with a smile on her face and asked, "Guest officer, how much wine do you want?"

Wu Song frowned and said, "You woman is long-winded! Don't ask how much it is, just burn it! Cut the meat into three to five catties, and I'll give you the money once you send it!"

When Erniang Sun saw that Wu Song had a handsome appearance and a hulking waist, but he seemed to be the guard of the "big fat sheep", she secretly felt sorry.

At this time, Wu Song ate and drank, Sun Erniang was not angry but happy: "Do you want steamed buns?"

Ximen Qing could see clearly from the side, and Sun Erniang gave Wu Song a look, obviously there was something in her words.

Could it be that he fell in love with Wu Song?

And Wu Song also blushed slightly, obviously understanding the meaning of Sun Erniang's words: "Come twenty or thirty for dessert."

Sun Erniang gave a salute, turned around and went to the back kitchen.

"What is this? Sun Erniang and Wu Song are attracted to each other?"

Ximen Qing was secretly pleasantly surprised, he never expected to have such an unexpected harvest.

Could it be that this Erniang Sun wanted to marry Wu Song, and she also prepared a pair of snowflake iron ring knives as a dowry?

Wait, what about vegetable gardener Zhang Qing?

While thinking wildly, Sun Erniang had already brought out a large barrel of wine with a smile on her face, put down four large bowls, four pairs of chopsticks, cut two large plates of meat, rolled up her sleeves, exposed the white lotus root arms, and sifted it herself Wine: "Everyone, eat first, the steamed buns are steaming on the stove, and you'll have them right away."

Seeing that Sun Erniang was procrastinating on purpose, Ximen Qing was taking turns sifting wine, but obviously spent the longest time by Wu Song's side, and inadvertently rubbed against Wu Song, as if he had completely forgotten his job as the shopkeeper of the black shop.

Shi Qian on the drum made a gesture to Ximen Qing, indicating that there was indeed no problem with the wine.

Only then did Ximen Qing take a sip from the wine bowl, while the golden-eyed Biao Shien opposite him hadn't touched any wine or meat since he entered the store, and sat with him with an embarrassed expression on his face.

"You woman is so rude, let me ignore it here, and go to tease the guards instead?" Ximen Qing threw the wine bowl on the table, and pretended to be angry: "Go and get the steamed buns!"

Then Erniang Sun walked away from Wu Song a little annoyed: "This distinguished guest is so unreasonable. The steamed buns are still not ready on the stove. My family came to serve me with good intentions, but I got a complaint! That being said, it's okay for my family to go under the stove to have a look." !"

Jinyan Biao Shi'en interjected: "The restaurant, I've been sick recently, and I can't eat alcohol, so I'll bring a bowl of water." When the light came out, this bird man pretended to be a gentleman, raised his head and pretended to look at the white clouds!

"This bird man dares to bother me! He refuses to drink, but insists on drinking water? Let's see what my wife does!"

"Come right away!" Sun Erniang made up her mind, agreed, and walked to the stove angrily. Seeing her furious, some staff stepped forward to ask a few words, but Sun Erniang ate her legs first.

"Wipe the sweat medicine on the side of the bowl, and then pour water seventy percent full!"

The guy didn't dare to disobey, took the Mongolian sweat medicine and wiped it on the side of the big bowl carefully, and poured six to seven percent of water into the bowl carefully.

Sun Erniang took the bowl with her own hands, and when she saw that the steamed buns on the stove were ready, she ordered the waiter to take down a basket and follow behind her, and walked to the front with a smile on her face.

"Guest officer, your clear water." Erniang Sun carefully placed the big bowl in front of Jinyan Biao Shien, and asked the waiter to bring over the steamed buns: "The steamed buns from your honored guest are ready too, please use them up slowly, there are still some in the back of the servant's house." Work, don't interfere with each other."

Ximen Qing looked inside the cage, there were more than ten or twenty big steaming steamed buns, each the size of a fist.

In this era, stuffed buns are said to be steamed buns, but they are actually steamed buns of later generations.

Is this the legendary human head bun?

For the purpose of research, Ximen Qing took one in his hand, slapped it away, looked at it, and smelled it again.

There is no peculiar smell, but a familiar feeling.

"Since Wu Song didn't speak, I took the lines!"

Ximen Qing thought for a while, and called out: "The restaurant, is your steamed bun made of human flesh or dog flesh?"

Erniang Sun giggled and said, "Don't make fun of your honored guests. In the world of peace and prosperity, where can there be steamed buns with human flesh? Not even steamed buns with dog meat. My steamed buns have always been made from yellow beef."

Ximen Qing said: "Then why do I always hear people talk about: big trees and cross slopes, who dares to pass there? Cut the fat ones to make steamed bun stuffing, but fill the thin ones to fill the river?"

The golden-eyed Biao Shien saw that the water in the bowl was clear, and was about to pick it up to drink. Hearing Ximen Qing's words, he complained in his heart: "This guy Ximen Qing didn't say that he went to a black shop, but he deliberately teased this woman. Isn't he looking for death?"

The romantic husband Ximen Qing:

Chapter 180 Fourth Sun Erniang and Human Flesh Buns:

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