Merry Xianggong Ximen Qing

() Ximen Qing, who had been depressed all night, got up early. A big bed that can sleep seven or eight people only sleeps one person. The result is not rolling around casually, but empty.

When it was time for breakfast, Ximen Qing, who seemed to be looking normal, Pan Jinlian, Xue'er, Sun Erniang, and the others remembered that the later the better for the kiss at this moment, it was usually around dusk, otherwise, where did the bridal chamber candles come from? night?

It is definitely not the kind of bride in the later generations who wakes up earlier than the chicken in the morning. Just to put on a peerless makeup, and then keep it until the end of the wedding. The wedding banquet is usually at noon.

In later generations, only the second marriage was done secretly at night.

After breakfast, the three brides took over the room and spent all their time preparing for make-up, and at the same time "kicked out" all irrelevant people.

This has nothing to do with people, of course Ximen Qing and Wu Song.

The two stayed in the newly repaired second-floor gazebo in the yard for a while, looking at each other, feeling bored waiting.

After the bride finished her makeup, she basically stopped eating. She was carried in a sedan chair to the temporarily rented courtyard next to the Chuuxue Building, and then she was carried back in a sedan chair when it was almost dusk.

Ximen Qing and Wu Song's views on this are: toss.

But today's toss is inevitable, Ximen Qing recalled the kind of bachelor party before marriage in later generations, although he didn't experience it personally, but at least there are many descriptions in western TV movies.

Ximen Qing immediately regretted it. If he had known what he was doing in the house so depressed last night, he should have decided to go to Baihualou or something to have a lap dance or something.

Wu Song was troubled for a while, and proposed to go to the vegetable garden outside the old jujube gate to find Master Lu to pass some time.

Ximen Qing patted the table: "Let's go! Brother Lu also has to come here in the afternoon, he is still a matchmaker between you and Erniang. Second brother, do you want to bring something as a thank you gift?"

When the matter of matchmaker was mentioned, Wu Song had a wonderful expression on his face. From ancient times to the present, finding a monk as a matchmaker may not be the only one, and it is rare. <, hugged another piece of soap cloth, just like making a new straight skirt for Hua Monk Lu Zhishen.

When they got to the broken wall of the vegetable garden, Ximen Qing and Wu Song came in with their servants, but there was no one around, they caught a handyman and asked a few questions, only to find out that Monk Hua, Lu Zhishen, drank too much last night and hadn't woken up yet.

Wu Song said: "Since it's my senior brother who hasn't gotten up yet, I can't wait beside him."

Ximen Qing laughed and said: "Whatever it is, it's time to wake up at this time, so it's good to chat!"

As they spoke, the two walked to the front of the room, and saw Lu Zhishen suddenly come out of the room naked, and they both jumped.

Unexpectedly, Lu Zhishen didn't even look at it. He went to the house and let go of his hands. When he came back, he saw Ximen Qing and Wu Song standing in front of the house, and he was taken aback: "Are you two going to scare the Sajia to death?"

"Brother, please change your clothes." Ximen Qing was the first to turn around and couldn't help laughing.

Lu Zhishen patted his bald head, went into the room and put on a monk's uniform indiscriminately, and came out, "Why are the two bridegroom officials here free?"

Ximen Qing then asked the servant to present the thank you gift: "Senior Brother has become my second younger brother's matchmaker and has nothing to do in the morning, so I'm here to offer you a thank you gift."

"If you want to drink, you just want to drink. What are you doing with so many tricks?" Hua Monk Lu Zhi scolded with a deep smile, "You are not very serious on weekdays. Two jars of wine and a piece of soap cloth can be regarded as a thank you gift?"

"Drinking is free, I'm afraid it will be a lot of dinner at night." Ximen Qing said with a bitter face: "Brother, go to sit at home early and act like a matchmaker."

Wu Song said: "There is nothing to do in the morning, so I came here to talk to my brother."

"Look at Erlang, he is telling the truth." Lu Zhishen asked the handyman to accept the "gift", and said with a smile: "The high official is also the commander of the Imperial City Division, why is he so dishonest? The matchmaker from the Sa family is nothing more than a swindler That's all. But since the senior officials said so, the Sa family should also make some preparations."

Speaking of a few familiar rogues who came to hang around, Lu Zhishen called one over casually, gave a few instructions in a low voice, and threw two strings of copper coins over, not knowing what to prepare.

The poor settler took the money and went to smoke a cigarette, so Lu Zhishen invited Ximen Qing and Wu Song to sit on straw mats under the willow tree, and asked the handyman to make a pot of strong tea to sober up.

Those rogue settlers also heard the news of Ximen Qing and Wu Song's wedding, and they all came up to salute with fists and said some auspicious words. ?”

Ximen Qing randomly fumbled a few small-denomination notes from his sleeve and threw them over, and the gang of rogues settled down and went happily.

"The high-ranking officials spoiled money for no reason, but they have spoiled these bird people." Lu Zhishen shook his head and said, "These bird people often get some vegetables from the vegetable garden to sell, or to eat, what can they do?"

When Lu Zhishen said this, Ximen Qing suddenly remembered something, and told him about his impending promotion to be an activity officer.

Monk Hua listened for a long time without saying a word: "The promotion speed of the senior officials is faster than that of a kite. Although the Imperial City Secretary is no longer attached to the Taicha, the gang of censors must have a lot of complaints."

"The official's purpose is King Jia, so even if there are any excuses, I will suppress it." Ximen Qing said with a smile: "I will be promoted to be an officer, and my second brother will become a commander in all likelihood, just a commander under my name. It’s still empty-handed, I have a dozen or so candidates in my hand, and that’s just a drop in the bucket.”

"I see that there are a lot of ruffians inside and outside Bianliang in Tokyo. Why not pick some capable ones to add in? Of course, they have to pass the assessment."

Lu Zhi listened deeply and said solemnly: "The officials are here to make a living for these bird people, thank you in advance from the Sa family."

Ximen Qing nodded slightly and said: "Many of the black-clothed Chazi in the Imperial City Division are from eunuch backgrounds, I'm afraid they may hook up with Liang Shicheng first-class, I did this to balance the power of the Imperial City Division, and not to make the eunuchs bigger. "

"Speaking of Liang Shicheng, the Sa family has heard something about it, it's like a joke." Lu Zhishen applauded after hearing this: "Have you ever heard of Wang Fu?"

Ximen Qing also remembered that Wang Fu was also one of the six thieves, so he nodded slightly and said, "I have heard about it."

"This person was a Jinshi during the Chongning period, but his name was the same as Wang Fu, the great eunuch of the Eastern Han Dynasty. The imperial court gave him a name change. This bird man has always expressed his hatred for eunuchs." Lu Zhishen said: "But when this person's father died two years ago, only It’s just a scholar of the Imperial Academy, after Ding You passed away in May, he became a scholar of Xuanhe Palace, and had a heated fight with Liang Shicheng, taking what he said three years ago as fart.”

"This person can become a scholar of Fuxuanhe Palace, Liang Shicheng naturally contributed a lot." Ximen Qing nodded and said: "I don't know how much money he gave in private."

"The most amusing thing is that Wang Fu moved to the side of Liang Shicheng, not only did he become a neighbor, but he also treated Liang Shicheng like a son respecting his father, calling him Mr. Enfu." Lu Zhishen laughed and said: "This Birdman's skin is really thicker than the city wall!"

Wu Song got angry when he heard this, and took a few cracks in the case next to him: "There are still such shameless people in the world!"

When Lu Zhishen said this, Ximenqing suddenly remembered that Wang Fu, relying on Liang Shicheng in the future, seemed to be jumping eight levels in a row, and he was No. 1 since the founding of the Song Dynasty.

Moreover, Wang Fu is still blond and has golden eyes, so he seems to be of mixed race.

However, Wang Fu ended up shooting himself in the foot with a stone, and it didn't end well. It is said that he invited the officials to his home to see the Ganoderma lucidum growing from the pillars, and used them to please the officials.

Because Wang Fu got insider information from Liang Shicheng, Zhao Ji became obsessed with this kind of "good omen" recently.

But Zhao Ji is not a fool. When he arrived, he discovered that the back door of Wang Fu, a bird man, was actually connected with Liang Shicheng's family!

Although Zhao Ji didn't get angry on the spot, he issued an edict immediately after returning home to make Wang Fu retire from office. To put it nicely, it means to retire, but to put it bluntly, it means to pack up and leave.

But all this has not happened yet, but Ximen Qing already has a plan in his heart, not only to ask Wang Fu to retire early, but even Liang Shicheng can't afford to go around.

Through the conversation with Zhao Ji yesterday, Ximenqing still has a deep understanding of this, as long as he finds a better time to get things out.

Seeing Ximen Qing smiling but not speaking, Wu Song asked, "What do you think, big brother?"

Ximen Qing replied: "This guy Wang Fu just relied on Liang Shicheng's arrogance, it's not surprising, but this person is really thick-skinned and up to standard, staying in the court will cause a lot of harm. I thought about an opportunity and slowly Get rid of him!"

"Okay!" Lu Zhishen gave a thumbs-up and picked up the tea bowl: "Although the wine is here, the officials will still have a hard fight at night. The Sa family makes an exception and uses tea instead of wine to respect the officials!"

Wu Song also picked up the bowl and said, "Wu Song also respects elder brother!"

Ximenqing picked it up and took a sip, even though it was coarse tea, he drank it with gusto, and when he talked about learning the wedding process with Wu Song yesterday, Lu Zhishen couldn't stop laughing.

At this moment, that rogue came back after settling down, but in his hand was a set of clothes, which he presented to Lu Zhishen.

Seeing this, Ximen Qing was slightly surprised and said: "Just now that piece of soap cloth was used to make straight clothes for senior brother, why did you go outside to buy clothes instead?"

"There are even furs!" Wu Song looked surprised and said, "Isn't it the brother who wants to wear it?"

Hua Monk Lu Zhi said with a deep smile: "Erlang's guess is correct, this set of clothes and Futou are prepared for the Sajia. Speaking of which, the Sajia has not worn this kind of clothing for a long time, if it is not for you as a matchmaker, the Sajia is also used to the straight skirt. "

As he said that, Lu Zhi touched the suit deeply, as if he had nostalgia for the scenery when Lu Tiha was still in the past.

Ximenqing saw it and said with a smile: "If senior brother is interested, you might as well return to vulgarity. How about going to the Imperial City Department to help brothers? Even if the case of township in Guanxi is not dismissed, I will keep it safe and no one dares to ask."

Lu Zhishen shook his head and said, "Since you have escaped into Buddhism, why do you need to turn back? Why do you need to turn back?"

Hearing this, Ximen Qing seemed to be playing tricks, and replied with a smile: "Senior brother has never been able to recite scriptures and worship Buddha, so why bother to think about it?"

"Excellent!" Lu Zhishen's heart was moved when he heard these words, and he sighed: "What the high official said is true. He has a Buddha in his heart. Why don't he become a monk at home? Monk clothes and cloth robes?"

Master Lu, who was talking about this coquettish, rushed to Ximenqing to put his hands together, took the clothes and went to the house to change.

"Brother really lives up to the name Zhishen bestowed by Elder Zhizhen, and he will achieve a lot in the future."

Ximen Qing saw that Lu Zhishen had changed into ordinary clothes and wore a knotted cape on his bald head. He looked like another Lu Tixia in good condition.

"After a few days, I went to the abbot and resigned from this job to the abbot, and went to the imperial city to help the high officials!"