Step on the immortal river

() Knowing that he became the scapegoat of Pirates of Dream Tianzun, Song Lian's brain went blank for a while, followed by anger.

Unparalleled anger.

I thought that I finally met an expert who played games, and was different from Dai Jifeng and his ilk. Although I knew that Pirates of Meng Tianzun was from a thief, I didn't care at all.

In the end, he was still played.

If Pirates of Meng Tianzun explained the whole story clearly, not to mention that he once patted his chest and promised "a disciple who has something to do for him", for the sake of imparting the supernatural powers of Meng Dao, presenting the "Enchanted Remnant Slips" and teaching so much knowledge about cultivating immortals, he might agree to act as a substitute teacher After being fooled by Huling for ten years, Pie Meng Tianzun used third-rate methods to deceive a mortal by the dignified monk Yuanying. This is Song Lian's real anger.

"Damn it, you fucking old guy didn't have a butthole..."

Amidst the angry and cursing, he sat up suddenly, ready to chase out, when he moved, his mind trembled silently like a string being plucked.

It was only then that he remembered that it was in a dream, blending with Hu Ling's dream.

Pirate Dream Tianzun has been unable to exit the Pot Spirit Dreamland at any time for hundreds of years, and he has no such ability, even if he wants to.

This made him even angrier, and continued to scold Robber Meng Tianzun angrily.

At this point, the master-student relationship disappeared, and Song Lian regretted it.

Looking back, I posted it myself from the very beginning, and it seems that I fell into the trap of Pirates of Dream Tianzun step by step.

First, it was a message in a dream, and then when Song Lian asked three questions, he deliberately asked Song Lian about his origin, and even threw out a golden pen magic weapon, which has not been recovered until now.

Song Lian started fooling around for the secret of his heart, and deceived the Heavenly Venerable Pirates of Dreams, so he was naturally relieved, and his vigilance disappeared.

The second is the story of the Xiao Mansion. In the process, he deliberately or unintentionally bragged about how powerful Hu Ling is, and contrasted himself with being even more powerful, so that Song Lian, who was devoted to apprenticeship as a teacher, was fooled. It didn't fit his plan, so he had to bear the pain to part with the loved one, using a dead horse as a living horse doctor, and asked Song Lian to practice "Enchanted and Fragmented Slips", completely using Song Lian as a test product.

Once again, he was dreaming of supernatural powers, but the old guy still used his own housekeeping skills, and even set a trap for a sudden attack: "Transfer supernatural powers, are you willing to do something for the old man?" At that time Song Lian heard the critical moment, Of course, he patted his chest and agreed... Everything is almost in the hands of Pirates of Dream Tianzun.

The only exception is: Pirates of Dream Tianzun didn't know the power of Song Lian's concealment of "Enchanted Remnant Slips", and he didn't expect Song Lian to comprehend the law of dreams in less than three days.

In retrospect, Song Lian found that he still plunged into it again. It was not because Pirates of Dream Tianzun was very calculating, but because of his own needs. It was his dream to learn from a teacher and practice fairy arts and supernatural powers.From nothing to the present, it is "Enchanted and Remnant Slips", another golden brush, another dream of supernatural powers, and I have learned a lot of knowledge, such as martial arts, Taoism, demon cultivation and so on.

Which one is not full of deadly temptations?

Even more alluring is the evil treasure beneath him.

In the end, he was fooled. What kind of evil treasure was there? It was completely caused by the spirit of the pot.

Thinking of this, Song Lian sat down again, blaming himself.

Then another thought popped up:

I'm a mortal, wouldn't it be another old man to guard this place for ten years for the old man?How to implement your own all-inclusive practice plan in the wasted years.

Sitting up again, the result was another trembling of the heartstrings, which was very uncomfortable.

Now Song Lian is in a hurry.

What is even more worrying is that if the old guy left without leaving Bigu Dan, we will starve to death if we have nothing to eat. Let alone ten years, we can't stand it for six days.

How to do?

This is a dead end.

Song Lian is naturally not someone who is waiting to die. If you are poor, you want to change. When you are desperate, you are calm.

It's all because of the weird phlegm pot under him. The so-called untie the bell requires the person who tied the bell. The key is the pot spirit. If you get rid of the pot spirit, everything will be peaceful.

He started to catch Hu Ling's attention.

Many, many people are paying attention to Hu Ling, and the result?They all ended in disastrous defeats, and they even cost their lives.The only exception is Pirates of Dreams, who had to use Ji La Song Lian as the dead ghost to escape.

Song Lian couldn't hold on until another ghost appeared for the dead.

After thinking hard for an hour, Song Lian still felt that he had to start with cheating and cheating Hu Ling, and mainly played the emotional card.The first thing is to get out of the dream and wake up Hu Ling. As for whether Hu Ling will do evil after waking up, and whether the people outside will die, that's none of my business.

Do as soon as you think of it, time waits for no one, death in battle is a hero, starvation is a bear.

Song Lian returned to the dreamland.

"Come here, combining work and rest is the ultimate way to learn. For those like you whose copying effect is not obvious, come and listen to my brother's storytelling."

Hu Ling was copying 123456789 one stroke at a time, when he heard a story, he hurried over.

"I want to listen to **, listen to Xiucai, listen to..."

Song Lian: "..."

Education should be started from the baby, but Thief Meng Tianzun unexpectedly... Is this cutting love to enter the Tao or destroying Hu Ling's state of mind?

"Go, go, you have to listen to the old man when he comes back, brother, I don't tell such low-level stories."

"The old man is gone and will not come back."

"You know!" Song Lian was shocked.

"I know, he smiled happily. It took him a long time to break through the restriction and leave. It turned out that he refused to play with me. I have never seen him smile so happily at me. Will you leave?"

"Yeah, my brother can't bear to leave you unless he's hungry. Do you know that ordinary people need to eat?"

"I have it, I have it." The pot spirit suddenly twisted and turned into a wriggling crack, attached to the sputum pot, the crack separated from it, and black air came out, transforming into demon souls one by one.

Song Lian was shocked when he saw it, and shouted: "Stop!"

The sputum pot is the food of the pot spirit, but it is definitely not the food of Song Lian. When a demon soul comes out, the world is in chaos, and Song Lian can bear it.

Thankfully it was called in time.

But Hu Ling was full of grievances, and others didn't want to eat.

"Brother is different from you, you can't eat what's in it." So, instead of telling stories, it became a lesson for Hu Ling: what is an ordinary person, brother, I am an ordinary person.

Compared with this world where monks walk all over the place, Song Lian is indeed an ordinary person, except for the inexplicable screwdriver gambling ring magic weapon brought from another world, he is an ordinary person from head to toe.

Even if you have learned supernatural powers in dreams, it is okay to deal with ordinary mortals, or if you encounter low-level martial arts, demon cultivators, ghost cultivators... you are okay, but you may be defeated when you encounter someone with a slightly higher cultivation base.

As for "Enchanted Remnant Slips" besides becoming soul consciousness, Song Lian didn't know what else it could do.

In short, he was talking nonsense while explaining, talking and talking, talking about mortals also have heroes, and then Song Lian turned around and talked about Changshan Zhao Zilong, riding the savior alone and fighting Changbanpo.

After listening to these two popular classics, Hu Ling was fascinated, hooked, and wanted more.

In order to cater to the taste, Song Lian described in a legendary way how powerful Zhao Zilong's Hundred Birds Chaofeng Spear is, and how the Qinghong Sword cuts iron like mud.Of course, more is to instill a thought, well-intentioned.

Then they talked about Lu Wenlong with double guns, Yue Fei, the national hero, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, Yang Jiaqiang who rescued the seven sons and drove the six sons back, Gao Siji with the white horse and silver gun, and Qi Jiguang who fought against the short famous general...

They are all masters of using guns in history, the stories are moving, and the awe-inspiring righteousness brings Hu Ling into the battlefield filled with smoke and gunpowder.

Hu Ling was so excited that his eyes were full of little stars.

Song Lian felt thirsty and his throat was dry, but Hu Ling still wanted to stalk him.

"study."

Song Lian had to resort to another trump card.

Hu Ling immediately rolled obediently and practiced writing 1123456789, but the problem of Song Lian's hunger was still not resolved.

Seeing the crooked and cute numbers carefully writing the Arabic numerals, Song Lian gradually found himself calmed down, showing a knowing smile, remembering that when he was a child, the teacher said that he had to copy ten times, which was not a single word. Those who dare to be lazy...

Suddenly, Song Lian found himself in a misunderstanding, thinking that Hu Ling is evil.

From being misunderstood when he broke into the Xiao Mansion, to the description of the brilliant achievements of the Pot Spirit by the Pirates of Dreams, this Pot Spirit is the embodiment of evil.

Look at his serious strokes now, there is a little evil look there.

It seems to be suddenly enlightened, but it is just a weapon spirit with a new mind that evolved from an immortal consciousness. There is no difference between good and evil, and there is good and evil because of people.

Song Lian was in a good mood immediately, and decided to have a showdown with Hu Ling, and called Hu Ling to hold a complaint meeting.

From the betting on the sandbar, to the calculations of Pirates of Dream Tianzun, and then the current situation and dead end, with snot and tears, anyway, that's the thing, if you don't leave, you can't survive for six days. With the ability of a monk, he will not eat, drink, sleep, or sleep for a hundred years... It doesn't matter whether he can get the understanding of the pot spirit. We are lonely and helpless if we put on a posture of doing whatever we like.

Hu Ling didn't interrupt, but listened carefully, and finally shrugged her head and sat aside sadly.

Now it's Song Lian's turn to be incredible.

"Hey, brother is willing to speak his mind because he treats you as a good friend. What's wrong with you, anyway, brother can live up to six days without food. After death, you can throw it away at will, and you can feed it to the dog. Brother admits, there is only one Requirement: Just let my brother's soul leave here and reincarnate. People's hearts are made of flesh, it's not in vain for us two brothers to get acquainted..."

This is called fierce speculation. With the emotional card played to such a point, Song Lian can open a kindergarten, which guarantees a lot of money and makes a lot of money every day.

It is wonderful to retreat to advance.

Sure enough, Hu Ling, who was sad for a while, stood up, took Song Lian's hand affectionately, shook it slightly, and said, "You are my brother, take me away, okay?"

"You, you can't... You are a bullish pot spirit. If you want to leave, who dares to stop you."

"Hmph, if I can go, why am I still staying in this dangerous place?"

"You can't leave, what's going on?" Song Lian was really surprised, "Could it be the barrier outside?"

"Hey, no."