Cultivating ghosts and immortals

Two hours later, the helicopter landed in the military division of Jinhe City. (Niu Wen reads novels)

After getting off the helicopter and led by a person in charge of the Wumeng League of Jinhe City out of the military division, Hu Yufei shook hands to He Linhua and said, "Taotao's cousin, Nana and I are going back to school first, if you have something to do, go to school." ,goodbye."

"Hey! Goodbye?!" He Linhua came back to his senses, feeling that he had to continue to pursue Hu Yufei. He took two steps forward and walked beside the two of them, "Well, Hu Yufei's children's shoes, I want to go to Jinhe University Look at Taotao, we happened to be on the way..."

"Oh, then are we going the same way?" Hu Yufei smiled slightly, and hummed softly in her heart, counting as your quick reaction!

He Linhua said "hmm" twice, and then reached out to stop a taxi.

In the taxi, He Linhua used his sharp tongue, talked about the mountains, bragged, told all the things he thought were interesting, and shared them with Hu Yufei and Qieryanna.It's a pity that after hearing these stories, Hu Yufei smiled at most.As for Qieryana, well, that power witch who doesn't understand anything can actually be ignored.

The three got out of the taxi, He Linhua paid, and then stood next to Hu Yufei. This was He Linhua's first visit to Jinhe University, and he was a little curious. He walked and asked questions, but Hu Yufei answered everything.Before they knew it, the three of He Linhua had already walked downstairs to the girls' dormitory. Hu Yufei pulled Qieryanna into the door and waved to He Linhua: "Taotao's cousin, Nana and I went upstairs first. We will call Taotao down for you!"

"Ah..." He Linhua stretched out his hand to say hello, but he didn't know what to say.

Amoy?That naughty girl, who wants to see her?Forget it, forget it, it’s idle anyway, let’s meet Taotao—I really don’t know, he and Hu Yufei are so close, what kind of "feeling in love" do they want to play, have this time, ponder over each other Wouldn't it be better to ponder the "feeling of sexual happiness"?

good.Some people say that men love because of sex, and women have sex because of love. There is still some truth in this sentence.

"Hi! Dude, you just wanted to date Hu Yufei?" A lewd voice sounded, He Linhua turned his head and looked around, where is he?

"Below! Look below!"

He Linhua looked down. A fat man weighing at least 150 kilograms was squatting on the ground, especially the two-petal buttocks, which were terribly big. If he looked at it suddenly, if his eyes were not good, he would think he was sitting. .

"You are..." He Linhua was a little confused about the situation, he didn't seem to know this person.

The fat man smiled and said, "You don't need to know me, you just need to know that although Brother is no longer in the Jianghu, there are still legends about Brother in the Jianghu."

He Linhua let out a "puchi" and sprayed, this fat man is simply too funny: "What's the matter with you calling me?"

The fat man said, "Dude, are you picking on Hu Yufei?"

"This... counts." He Linhua squatted beside the big fat man and said.Although it can be regarded as chasing Hu Yufei now, in terms of nature, it is almost like coaxing his wife to go home.

The big fat man grinned, and the fat all over his body began to tremble, and he patted He Linhua's shoulder with his fat hand: "It doesn't matter, it must be! You are not chasing Hu Yufei, are you chasing the violent woman next to her? Violent woman Although she has been ranked among the top four beauties in the sophomore year after transferring to another school less than ten days ago, you must remember the president of the Martial Arts Association whose arm was broken when she touched her arm! Brother, it is now circulated in Jinhe University In one sentence, cherish life and stay away from violence!"

have to!In just two sentences, He Linhua has changed from a buddy to a brother, this big fat man is really familiar.

What?My wife was touched by someone?Qi Eryanna's attack was too light, why did she break an arm?All his limbs should be broken!

"Brother Fatty, what's the matter with you calling me?" He Linhua asked.

"What?! You actually called me fat? Am I fat? Am I fat?!" The fat man was very angry. He put his hands on his knees and wanted to stand up.However, after a long time, the fat man hadn't stood up, but he said, "It's true that I can't stand up now! If I can stand up, I will definitely walk away without saying a word. I'm too lazy to talk to people like you!"

He Linhua vomited blood, was so fat that he couldn't even stand up, and still didn't admit that he was fat.

"Okay. What's the matter with you calling me?" He Linhua directly omitted the address.

The fat man's expression improved a lot, and he took out a small book from some layer of his fat, and said, "Brother, I know you have a bright future when I look at your appearance, if you can catch up with Hu Yufei, you will definitely Can give her happiness! But brother, you can’t pursue it like that just now! As the saying goes, to cure a disease, you need to prescribe the right medicine, and to pick up a girl, you need to start with a girl! If you want to pick up a girl, you must understand her interests and hobbies , and then starting from these aspects, you can quickly catch the hearts of beauties. I have a Jinhe University Beauties Encyclopedia here, which lists all the beauties in this university, including height, measurements, interests, hobbies and other information. It is really a must-have book for chasing girls and picking up girls."

"Uh..." He Linhua was surprised. He didn't expect to meet a book seller and a small advertisement here.

The fat man said: "Brother, I dare to assure you that as long as you memorize all the information about Hu Yufei in this book, and then execute them one by one, I guarantee that Hu Yufei will never escape from your palm. And, brother Even if you don't catch up with Hu Yufei, don't worry, look, there are a lot of beauties recorded here for my brother, you can choose the one you like and continue! Brother, I've said that, what are you waiting for? As long as you have this With this book, you can travel across the sea of ​​flowers in Tianjin, and never let them go! This superb book only costs 99 yuan! What are you waiting for? Are you excited? Action is necessary You only need 99 yuan, and you can know the beauty of Tianjin like the back of your hand! Brother, get a book! The task of saving the beauty of Tianjin and maintaining world peace is entrusted to you!"

"..." He Linhua felt that this fat man must have a future if he went to participate in some talk show in the future.

"Brother, what are you waiting for? Are you waiting for me to give you the book? Then I won't be polite!" The fat man threw the book to He Linhua, and then used some tricks to flip through He Linhua's clothes with his fat hands. After issuing a few tickets, he suddenly stood up, twisted his fat body, and ran away.

Wasn't this guy unable to stand up just now?Why are you standing up now?

Even though he was forced to sell a book for no reason by this fat man, He Linhua was not too angry. The fat man's words were quite interesting, so it was a pleasure, isn't it?

"Hi! Brother Huazi, are you really here? I thought Feifei was lying to me?" It was Tao Ran's voice.

He Linhua stood up and said hello to Tao Ran with a smile: "I have something to do in Jinhe City today, and I happened to meet Yufei, so I came to have a look."

Tao Ran giggled and said, "It's fake to come to see me, but it's true to come to see Feifei?" After speaking, he glanced around and said in a low voice, "That Qieryanna is really annoying, she pesters you every day. Feifei, she must have dragged Feifei away just now?"

Little ancestor, you guessed wrong this time.That silly girl Qieryanna has a lot of ways to deal with it, but Hu Yufei, a little fox, is too difficult to deal with.He Linhua was muttering in his heart, but he said: "Well, Taotao, it's already past five o'clock in the afternoon, you call Yufei and Nana down, let's go have a meal together."

"Oh, no problem." Tao Ran responded, and then said contemptuously, "Brother, you are really good! Do you know it's almost five o'clock? When you met Feifei just now, why didn't you just make an appointment What? Do you know that if you ask her out like this, she won't be happy!"

Despite what he said, Tao Ran still called Hu Yufei.

The two waited downstairs for a while before Hu Yufei and Qieryanna came out.With Tao Ran's line, the relationship between He Linhua, Hu Yufei, and Qieryanna became less awkward. The four of them, oh no, it was the three of them, talking and laughing, went to a KFC outside the school.

The four entered KFC and found a four-seater by the window.Hu Yufei sat in a row with Qieryanna, and He Linhua sat in a row with Tao Ran.After sitting down, the four of them ordered something casually. While waiting for something, He Linhua suddenly felt that he seemed to be quite indifferent to Qieryana recently, and he had nothing to say: "Qieryana, the one who lived recently How about it?"

Qi Eryanna said with a blank face: "Very good."

Looking at Qieryana's expression, He Linhua couldn't help but think of how cute Qieryana was when he was able to beat Qieryana back then.Why was he blind in the first place?Such a good opportunity, to be let go?No, we must practice quickly, and when we can beat this little girl, I will touch her breasts if I want to, spank her ass if I want to spank her, push her if I want to push her, no matter how much I ask. use.

"What's the matter?" Qi Eryanna asked a rare extra question, this was already her new look at He Linhua.

"It's nothing, knowing that you are doing well, I feel at ease." He Linhua babbled nonsense, and then asked, "Have you missed me recently?"

"I think about it. If you don't move here to live with us, there will be an extra bed in the dormitory." Qi Eryanna was more straightforward than ever, and even made a suggestion.

"Okay! Okay!" He Linhua immediately became excited without even thinking about it.God!What a great suggestion to move in and live together!God, Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, you are so awesome, Qi Eryanna and the others live in a dormitory for girls!When the time comes, open the door** and close the door... Well, by the way, to drive Taotao out, it will be a blessing for everyone—what a wonderful life.

"Qieryana, don't talk nonsense, there are so many people." Hu Yufei patted Qieryana lightly, and then rolled her eyes at He Linhua.Regarding the fact that He Linhua and Qi Eryanna were in the same room several times, and even lay naked together, Hu Yufei had already gotten it out of Qier Yanna's mouth. The bench incident or something was just because Hu Yufei was too embarrassed to bring it up to disgust He Linhua.

Qi Eryanna said: "Is there any relationship? It's not like they haven't slept together before."

"Ahem..." Changing to Tao Ran was not going to work this time.She turned back and forth among Hu Yufei, Qieryanna, and He Linhua with a strange expression——Hu Yufei and He Linhua are boyfriend and girlfriend, Qieryana is a lesbian who likes Hu Yufei, and she actually slept with He Linhua !God, what is the relationship between these three people?

"Well...well, let's eat first, eat first..." Just as He Linhua was feeling embarrassed, a tall waiter came over with a plate—as the waiter got closer and closer, He Linhua's expression changed. It's getting weirder and weirder, why does this waiter look so much like...

"Snapped!"

The waiter put the things on the table, then saluted He Linhuayi: "Report to the chief, 0503 will report to you, if you have any orders, please give instructions!"

Yay bah!What is this all about?From which corner did this buddy jump out?It's also numbered 0503. Those who don't know think you are the Terminator!