Cultivating ghosts and immortals

"From what you said, it seems that every master of yours will change your name..." He Linhua asked. (Niu Wen reads novels)

The Yinhun Emperor said: "After careful calculation, it seems to be true. Since I became conscious, I have had two masters and changed my name twice."

He Linhua smiled and said: "Since that's the case, of course we can't just give up this fine tradition! Look, how about I give you a new name now?"

The Yinhun Emperor sighed: "It doesn't matter, changing a new master is to start a new life, and changing a name is also a matter of course. Now, please give me a name from the master."

"Give a name? Let me think about it..." He Linhua thought for a while and said, "You are a Yinhun Emperor, and the runes on this sword are like a lot of burrs. Take one word from ', and another word from 'burr', and I will call you Yin~Mao Jian!"

Yin~hair sword?What kind of shit name is that?He Linhua himself almost burst out laughing.

"Yin~Maojian? Forget it, thank you master for giving me the name." The Yinhun Emperor didn't doubt that he was there, so he agreed.

He Linhua originally thought that the Yinhun Emperor would try his best to oppose it, but he didn't expect to agree to it like that.Is there a mistake, does he not understand what pubic hair means?He Linhua thought about it again, that's right, he is a ghost, not a human being, I don't know what Yin~mao means, it's normal...

"Brother Huazi! Brother Huazi! What are you thinking?" Hu Yufei pushed He Linhua again.

He Linhua said "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

"A name? What name did you give it? This sword is so powerful, you must give it a good name... Brother Huazi, what name did you give it?" Hu Yufei asked.

"Yin~Mao Jian." He Linhua didn't know what to do, and shook out the truth.

"Yin~Mao Jian?" The expression on Hu Yufei's face changed. She was so sweet that she seemed to be bored to death. She put her little hand on He Linhua's waist at some point, and turned 360 left and 360 right, "Brother Huazi, this name is not very good. That's nice, let's change our name, shall we?"

After this move, the corners of He Linhua's mouth almost twitched. He took a breath and said, "Okay! Okay! Later, you will give me a name, and I will listen to you..."

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When the two of He Linhua came out of the Yinfeng Tunnel again, they went unspeakably smoothly.Those ghosts who were originally entrenched at the entrance of the Yinfeng Cave met the two of them, and they automatically avoided one by one, and the huge ghost pressure disappeared.

The battle sounds cumbersome, but in fact, it only takes more than an hour to enter and exit.

"Huh?! That's strange. Brother Huazi, it seems to be raining outside." Hu Yufei looked at the ground around her, it was a little wet.

He Linhua raised his head and realized something was wrong - what was that thing that kept coming in and out in the clouds?Snake body, lizard legs, eagle claws, snake tail, antlers, fish scales, beards on the corners of the mouth, beads under the forehead, with all these features, why does it seem... like a dragon?

Hu Yufei also raised her head in surprise, looking at the shadow in the sky.

Are there really dragons in this world?

"Don't look at it, it's a dragon, it's a golden dragon transformed from Huaxia's spiritual veins. You pulled out the dragon-slaying sword, and this golden dragon was no longer imprisoned, and it was resurrected again." He Linhua's mind once again sounded the voice of the Yinhun Emperor .

"What spiritual veins and golden dragons? You said that, which made me very confused." He Linhua continued to be in a daze. After all, no matter who saw this kind of mythical and legendary creature, he would be in a daze?

"Hey...forget it, forget it, forget it if you don't understand, anyway, you will understand in the future." Yinhunhuang is obviously not a good teacher, it continued, "Master, I was hurt too much this time, and I will soon I fell into a deep sleep. During the period of my deep sleep, the power of this Xuanyin Sword can only be used as a top-grade magic weapon. Although it cannot be compared with the magic weapon in its heyday, it is not bad..."

Xuanyin is naturally the name of the sword that Hu Yufei and He Linhua "discussed".

"Extreme magic weapon? It must be very powerful? Can it fly with a sword?" He Linhua asked an extremely naive question.

The Yinhun Emperor seemed to be angry, he said angrily: "Why don't you understand anything? I was surrendered by you, it is an insult to me! The weapons of the monks, from bottom to top, are mortal weapons, magical weapons, and spiritual weapons. , and then there are spiritual treasures, rare treasures, and legendary fairy weapons and artifacts. Ordinary weapons and magical weapons may be common, but above spiritual weapons, they are already hard to come by! This Xuanyin The sword was originally a magic weapon, even ordinary Nascent Soul cultivators may not be able to have a magic weapon!"

"Is the magic weapon very powerful? I think that's the way it is. I can smash it into a ball like this with a Thunder Dragon Talisman..."

"You know what a fart!" The Yinhun Emperor could no longer care about the difference in status, and yelled, "I just woke up, and I got hit by a thunder dragon before I had time to catch my breath. If you can recover [-]%, I can kill you in seconds with one move!"

yo!This Yin Hun Emperor has quite a temper.

"Little boy, why are you talking to me? Who is the master and who is the servant? Talk!" He Linhua yelled twice in his mind, but he didn't hear the Yinhun Emperor's response. The Yinhun Emperor had already fallen asleep.

Why!With such a weak body and such a majestic personality, if you don't get dizzy, no one will get dizzy.He Linhua sighed, and heartlessly injected some spiritual power into the soul of the Yinhun Emperor, and just let it go.

"Brother Hua Zi, why are you in a daze? Your phone is ringing!" Hu Yufei pushed He Linhua again.

He Linhua came back to his senses, took out his mobile phone and looked at it, it showed a text message.He opened it and looked, and it showed that the master had called him 10 minutes ago, and it was a reminder text message.

In the middle of the night, why did Master Buque call again?Could it be related to the dragon in the sky?I heard the Yinhun Emperor explain just now that the reason for the appearance of the golden dragon seems to have something to do with me again.Strange, why do I say "again"?No matter, anyway, no matter how Master Buque asks for a while, even if you kill him, you can't admit that you have something to do with that dragon!

He Linhua made up his mind, walked home with Hu Yufei on his arm, and pressed the callback button at the same time.Not long after, the phone was connected, and the voice of the master came from the opposite side: "Is it He Xiaoyou?"

Yay bah!Brother's mobile phone number, if it's not Brother, it could be someone else.

"It's me, there is no shortage of masters, you are so late and don't go to bed early, and you are still working hard, you are really strong!" He Linhua said nonsense.

Master Bu Que said: "Amitabha. Didn't He Xiaoyou also take a break? Dare I ask He Xiaoyou, why didn't you get through on the phone just now?"

The show is here!

He Linhua sighed with emotion, and then started to run the train with his mouth full: "There is no shortage of masters, you don't know. I was falling asleep tonight, and suddenly felt lightning, thunder, ice and snow outside, so I called my wife to accompany me Go to the top of Yunshan Zong Mountain and count the stars together. Who knew that after counting, a golden dragon suddenly appeared in the sky, and then the flying sand walked away the stone, the sun and the moon had no light, that scene..."

Does it snow when there is lightning?Can you see the stars when it snows?He Linhua's nonsense has reached the international level, and any logic is unnecessary.

"Okay, okay." Master Buque stopped immediately. He estimated that if He Linhua continued to talk, he might not be able to speak clearly until early tomorrow morning. Does He Xiaoyou matter?"

"It doesn't matter! Absolutely it doesn't matter!" He Linhua categorically denied, "We are a commoner, how can we have the ability to be a whole dragon, you think highly of me."

Master Buque didn't speak for a long time, probably vomiting blood next to the mobile phone: "It's good if there is no one, I just thought of He Xiaoyou unconsciously after seeing the golden dragon appearing in this world. Also, I'm bothering He Xiaoyou to rest. But, old man I also suggest to He Xiaoyou that you should not have too much sex, or it will affect your practice..." Master Buque finished speaking, and hung up without waiting for He Linhua to answer.

This time it was He Linhua who stopped talking for a long time.

Damn it, there is no shortage of masters to return his mother's monks!Is it too much for me to have sex? It's none of his business?He Linhua thought about it again, hey, there is no shortage of old monks. He thought that when he called, the men were doing bed exercises...

Back in the room with Hu Yufei, the two had just experienced a big battle, and they were not in the mood to sleep, so they hugged each other and talked about love.

Before I knew it, the sky was dawning.

The two of them took a shower and left the room. Xiaomei Xiong, a competent maid, was already "crackling" preparing breakfast in the kitchen.Qieryanna and Xiaogoudan haven't woken up yet, so they are probably both stuck in bed.He Linhua sat on the sofa, turned on the TV, and watched the morning news.

Most of today's morning news is still international and domestic news. After all these news are broadcast, the news that "the whole country is shocked by the golden dragon" is slightly mentioned at the end of the early morning news, and then one or two more Bricks called Beasts were invited to the TV station, and they spoke nonsense one by one, saying "the sky phenomenon is caused by a strange sky phenomenon in the troposphere, there is no need to be surprised" and other nonsense.

After He Linhua heard this, he snorted—these bricks are called beasts, so it’s okay to make up these things here. If they really let them see the things in the dark world, they will probably all wither.In addition, He Linhua also estimated that this vision of the golden dragon was seen in almost every corner of China due to its large scope. A "reasonable" explanation is that after a period of time, the enthusiasm of the masses has passed, and if this matter is treated coldly, it will be considered as the past.

After seeing the two brickmen calling the beasts on the TV, He Linhua suddenly wanted to read the information on the Internet.He threw away the remote control casually, then ran to the study, turned on the computer with a touch, and browsed.

Sure enough, there was a complete quarrel on the Internet because of the sky vision last night. Many netizens posted the golden dragon vision they recorded with dv on the Internet, leaving their opinions and arguing with each other.Suddenly, various "theories" appeared on the Internet.Like "eschatology", "et theory", "mythology" and so on.These theories of this and that make people dizzy.

Among them, there was also a small episode, a netizen made a door incident very funny.

Because the netizen lived on the 21st floor, he ran to the top floor with a dv to shoot, so the pictures he captured were extremely clear.With the thought that being alone is not as good as having a lot of people, this netizen selflessly uploaded the video he took on the Internet.As a result, when the video was uploaded to the Internet, he discovered that the video was uploaded wrongly.What was uploaded was not the vision of the golden dragon, but a selfie video of him and a female netizen.For a while, this person became very popular, and was dubbed "Brother Mistake" by netizens, and the video was also called the "Mistake Gate" incident.

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