Cultivating ghosts and immortals

"Really? So he is your husband? When did it happen?" Dean asked suspiciously. (Niu Wen reads novels)

"thump!"

He Linhua fell off Tia's body, and flung herself down the street in a gorgeous way—what the hell!Is there any mistake?Mr. Dean, is it true that your noble brain is filled with mud?Can you believe this bullshit? !

"Yeah! Yes. When I was in the wolves yesterday, brother Lin Hua saved me. I asked him to be my man, and he agreed. I didn't tell Grandpa Benjimin yesterday, but now I do." " Tia gritted her teeth and said.

He Linhua was so dizzy when he heard this——Sister Tiya, please tell me clearly, what time, minutes and seconds did the things you mentioned happen in Beijing time?It's nothing at all, but it's so fluent? !

"Lies! These are all lies!" He Linhua stood up and defended himself, "What Tia said is pure slander! There is nothing at all!"

"Ok?"

Suddenly, He Linhua noticed that the surrounding atmosphere had changed.Those crowds who had been watching suddenly changed their expressions one by one, and took out stone axes, stone knives, stone hammers, and stone fly swatters from somewhere, and surrounded He Linhua.

"Brother Lin Hua! What are you talking about?! If you abandon your wife, you will be beaten to death by everyone in the tribe!" Sister Tia kindly grabbed He Linhua and stuffed it between her breasts, "Brother Lin Hua I was joking just now..."

"Tia, get him out of you. Otherwise, you won't be able to breastfeed in the future." Dean approached Tia step by step.

He Linhua felt dizzy again when he heard Dean's words—well, he is now in a primitive tribe. There is nothing wrong with such a name and such a saying, after all, everything is just a cloud.

"Well...I actually like Sister Tia..." He Linhua realized that the surrounding situation was wrong, so he quickly said against his will.

With a "creak", almost everyone stopped, and the weapons in their hands were either placed on the ground or stagnated in mid-air, as if they were waiting for He Linhua to continue to say something.

"... Being her husband seems pretty good..." He Linhua continued to say against his will.

"Wow!"

As if doing a magic trick again, all the weapons of the surrounding crowd suddenly disappeared, and at the same time they pointed their fingers, as if nothing happened here just now—He Linhua admired the actions of their group Extremely.Look at people's way of hiding weapons, if I have this ability, why would I need a storage ring!

wrong!Brother, it seems that now is not the time to consider storing rings?Brother... Brother was forced into marriage just now!And it was still such a big little girl!

However, looking at a large group of giants staring at him, He Linhua still succumbed - yah, bah!When brother's strength is fully restored, brother will find a place, hang you up, little girl, and give you a hard spanking!Let's see if you dare to... spread rumors!

"Congratulations! It turns out that the traveler has married Tia from our Stone Tribe. Congratulations!" old man Ben Jimin said with a smile.

He Linhua said viciously through the voice transmission: "Old man, other people in his mother don't understand, you still don't understand? What are you pretending?"

Ben Jiming seemed to have heard nothing, still smiling like an old fox.

"It turns out that you are Tia's husband, so it's okay for you to beat Tia. However, you can't beat Tia too hard, otherwise, I will take Tia back. Now, you can take Tia to I went to find a place nearby to build a new home." Dean said coldly.

He Linhua didn't hear the other words clearly, but He Linhua heard the middle sentence clearly - don't hit too hard, you won't answer it; hit hard, just answer it back?Is that brother coming to stage a "domestic violence" on the spot now?

Also, isn't the stone tribe's wedding too easy to say so casually, and then send people out?

"Brother, what are you kidding? I won't go back with you!" Tia made a face.

He Linhua is speechless, little girl Tia, are you looking for something to do?

"Brother Lin Hua! Alright! Now let's go to the neighborhood to chop wood and build a new home! Otherwise, we'll just sleep on the ground at night!" The little girl Tia put her hands on her chest from both sides happily, squeezing He Linhua .

Feeling that his body was completely surrounded by a pile of soft flesh, He Linhua's head became dizzy for a while—God, this kind of treatment is a little too cool?Brother today is worth suffocating to death here!

"Oh!"

A big tree with a height of [-] meters collapsed and fell to the ground.The huge impact was like an earthquake in the surrounding area.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Girl!" He Linhua stood on the huge tree, really like an ant, and he asked while holding the Xuanyin Sword and gesturing to pull the tree, "Are you okay?" Why are you making such rumors? Aren't you ruining your own reputation?"

"What's the matter? Brother Lin Hua? Don't you like me as your wife?" Tia asked strangely.

"Uh..." He Linhua was thinking about how to technically reject the little girl without hurting her self-esteem, "I have two wives!"

"Wife? What's that?" Tia asked curiously.

He Linhua started the literacy campaign: "A wife is...a wife! I live in my hometown, and I have two wives!"

Tia said "Oh" and waved her hand very generously: "So that's it! Isn't it normal for a man to have several wives? You mean, are they as young as you? Don't worry! I I won't bully them!"

"thump!"

He Linhua rushed to the street.Why did he meet such extreme people!Brother's meaning is so obvious, why can't you understand?

Tia babbled again: "Brother Lin Hua, don't think it's enough for a man to have several wives. In the tribe, men are responsible for hunting, fighting, and protecting the weak and weak in the tribe, so men's The casualties were very heavy, and the number was not large. Therefore, it is normal for a man to match several women..."

"Brother...Brother doesn't mean that..." He Linhua didn't want to hear Tia explain these nonsense, he just wanted to politely refuse, who knew that the little girl was so "persistent"...

"So! Little girl, why did you let me be your husband?" He Linhua decided to change the angle, fully expose all his shortcomings, and let the little girl leave wisely.

When Tia heard this, her eyes lit up immediately: "Because... because it's only that small, it's fun!"

He Linhua burst into tears, there is really no way for him to change this!

"Also... and you are so good, you can hunt a lot of prey, and I can eat barbecue every meal in the future!" The little girl gave another answer that made He Linhua collapse.

He Linhua continued to burst into tears, waiting for the little girl to continue speaking.However, he waited for a long time, but the little girl didn't say a word.He Linhua looked up strangely, and asked, "No more?"

"It's gone!" The little girl spread her hands, saying that He Linhua was fine with these two points.

He Linhua's face was filled with anger at once - he originally thought that the little girl was looking at him in a beautiful, handsome and suave manner, and she couldn't stop his charm, so she fell under his cotton trousers. It's so frustrating.

People are very small, playful, and can eat meat every day—he is the only three advantages in this little girl's eyes!

He Linhua turned his head, stared at the little girl viciously, and thought viciously in his heart: Even if you are big enough, if you are as big as my brother, I will let you know now, my brother still has a great advantage and benefit !

After slandering the little girl for a while, He Linhua said: "Girl, if you want to eat meat, you really don't need to use this trick, as long as you tell me honestly, I will hunt for you every day! But, your trick... "

He Linhua said here, let's not talk.Forget it!The little girl is ignorant, so she followed her in order to be able to eat meat.After I left, the little girl probably figured it out.

In this short period of time, He Linhua finally split the wood with the Xuanyin sword—the poor Xuanyin sword, as a magic weapon, was actually used by He Linhua to chop wood, and the soul of the Yinhun Emperor is still crying in it. !

Putting some wooden boards into the storage ring, He Linhua held up those wooden boards with his sword again, and quickly flew back into the tribe.

Busily tidying up the room, it was past noon, and the little girl began to urge He Linhua to go hunting again - if he didn't go hunting again, the little girl's goal of eating meat at night would be shattered.

He went out with a huge little girl and walked for about 20 minutes. Before reaching the hunting area, He Linhua heard rustling sounds and orderly footsteps in the distance.

He Linhua flew up, looking into the distance with his eyes, and saw about 200 giants in the distance, wearing animal skins and rattan armor, some of them were holding iron weapons in their hands, and some were holding stone weapons. Charge towards the direction of the stone tribe.Due to the distance, He Linhua couldn't deduce the strength of those people.However, judging from the speed and aura of those people, they shouldn't be too weak.

He Linhua frowned slightly, turned his head to look at the little girl below, and asked loudly: "Tia, there are more than 200 giants rushing towards us with weapons in front, do you know what's going on?"

"Someone rushed over with a weapon?" Tia said "ah" strangely, "What shape are the weapons in their hands?"

"It's too far away, I can't see clearly. However, there seem to be quite a few of them holding iron tools! Little girl, their tribe is much more advanced than the stone tribe..."

"What?!" Tia let out a high-pitched scream, "Brother Lin Hua, let me go up and have a look too! Let me go up and have a look!"

I wipe!He Linhua took a look at Tian's physique, and carried her around in the air. It is estimated that the amount of his spiritual power should be cleared up again!

"Little girl, there's no need for this..." Before He Linhua could finish speaking, the little girl burst into tears and used her nirvana.

"Damn it! I've convinced you bitches, what else can you do besides shed tears?" He Linhua was instantly killed, and he fell to the ground speechlessly.The little girl's crying stopped miraculously in an instant, and then she stepped on it with her toes, and the Xuanyin sword fell into the ground, and she couldn't pull it out no matter what.

He Linhua burst into tears, pinched a finger in his hand, and his spiritual power circulated. Immediately, countless sword glows appeared around the body of the sword, forming a huge sword-shaped screen.The size of this sword-shaped screen just accommodates one of Tia's feet.

Tia's big feet barely stepped on the screen, and He Linhua's spiritual power was running, and she barely supported the little girl and flew into the air.