Cultivating ghosts and immortals

After having lunch at home, under He's mother's greeting, the four of He Linhua started to clean up the room together. (Niu Wen reads novels)

It is a custom in Huanglin City to clean up all the dust in the room before the New Year.Ever since, Mother He spent this afternoon as if in a fantasy world.

The daughter-in-law Qi Eryanna, who she had always thought was quiet and well-behaved, was holding heavy objects such as two wardrobes and a wooden bed with both hands, and placed them lightly in the yard; A set of Taijiquan sucked all the dust in the house into the wastebasket; Kuge Tiandaogui put down his big knife and picked up a rag, jumped around in the yard, and wiped the windows outside the yard. —Why didn't he think about it?He jumped as high as two floors in one fell swoop, and he didn't scare people to the ground!

As for He Linhua, he always guarded He Mu's side, while covering his face in pain, while explaining: "Mom, in fact, Qi Eryanna is a weightlifter, so it's normal to hold such a small thing in both hands. Xiao Qing and Tian Daogui They are all engaged in movie stunts, they all use various auxiliary means to make it like this, in fact, they are really normal..."

Mother He looked dull: "Is this normal? Then it must be that I am abnormal."

The room that originally needed to be cleaned for two or three days was cleaned up in three hours with the help of three non-human beings.The frightened mother of He went back to sleep as soon as she cleaned up the room.He Linhua glared at the three "good-hearted people" who were helping in front of him, neither angry nor happy.After much deliberation, He Linhua followed Mother He's lead, went back to his bedroom, and meditated.

Entering the Soul Refining Temple, the cooldown time for the Loose Cultivator Recruiting Platform has also expired.

In view of the tragic experience of infusing Yin spiritual power in the past few times and summoning Chen Ergou's family from old to young, He Linhua has a new mind this time and used metal spiritual power other than Yin spiritual power—he can't Dare to use Yin Lingli again, if Chen Ergou's aunt and aunt are summoned again, He Linhua will be in trouble.

Enter the golden spiritual power into the casual repair recruitment platform, and click to confirm the recruitment. 10 minutes passed in the blink of an eye.I saw the color of the metal pillars flashing with lightning, and when the lightning disappeared, a little Zhengtai who was only about five or six years old, wearing a red cloth pocket and showing her nipples, ran out eating candied haws: "Baa ~! What is this place? Goudan seems to have never been here."

What?Dog... dog egg?

Why is it a dog again?Could it be Chen Ergou's family again?

At the same time, the notification sound from the Soul Refining Temple sounded in He Linhua's ear: "The recruitment is successful. Congratulations on recruiting Chen Goudan, a casual cultivator with a metallic mutant spirit root and a lightning attribute. Chen Goudan, a thunder attribute, and a spiritual root of 65. Evaluation: Excellent, To be able to recruit a mutated Leilinggen casual cultivator with a spiritual root of 65 through the first-level recruitment platform fully shows that you are simply lucky. Through training, you can get a right-hand man."

Originally, when he heard the child's name was Goudan, He Linhua was already in despair.After five rounds of recruitment, He Linhua has fully realized that it is absolutely impossible to produce anything good related to the two characters "Chen" and "Dog".Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, God had a moment to open his eyes. This time, he was able to summon a casual cultivator with a spiritual root of 65.

"Chen Goudan? What is your relationship with Chen Ergou and Chen Dagou?" He Linhua wanted to confirm.

Chen Goudan said, "What?! The second dog is my second brother, and the big dog is my elder brother. How do you know my elder brother and my second brother?"

Sure enough... it still has something to do with it.He Linhua burst into tears.Could it be that in the future when he recruits casual cultivators, he will go against the Chen family?However, how could there be such a monstrous and perverted little brother with the Chen family's all-yin attribute rubbish casual cultivators?Could it be... Isn't this little boy Chen Laogou's own child?Amitabha, this idea is really evil!

However, He Linhua doesn't want to talk about whether Chen Gou Niang is having an affair. What he cares about now is Chen Goudan's development plan.

"Dog!" He Linhua began to abduct.

"What?" Goudan finished eating the candied haws successfully, and looked at He Linhua curiously.

"Goudan, let's play with my brother from now on, okay?"

"Huh? How about eating candied haws every day?"

"Yes, how much do you want, how much do you have."

"Is that good? Then I agree!"

"..." He Linhua was extremely speechless, so the abduction was successful?Isn't this too challenging?

Puppy immediately asked: "Baa! I want candied haws right now! Do you have candied haws?"

"Uh... yes! I'll buy it for you right now!" After He Linhua finished speaking, he immediately exited the Soul Refining Temple and ran out of the bedroom.

"Junior brother, what are you doing?" Xiao Qing asked curiously seeing He Linhua's hurried look.

He Linhua didn't turn his head back: "Go buy candied haws."

Candied haws?

Xiao Qing, Tian Dao Gui, and Qier Yanna stared at each other, not knowing what He Linhua wanted to do—is it worth being so anxious to eat a candied haws?

Kuge Tiandaogui picked up his sword and said coldly: "Follow."

Then, a strange scene appeared in the suburb of Huanglin City——He Linhua trotted in front, followed by a young man with a sword in his hand, a cool guy with a knife in his back, and a beautiful girl who was crying while holding an MP5 .

Some people in the suburban city who didn't know the truth quickly showed their ingenuity—"Did you see that? The old He family boy in the front has been chaotic and abandoned." "How do you know?" "Who can't see it? The one behind With a sword and a back knife, they must be the brothers of the girl behind, aren't they chasing him?" "Oh! That's true." "That's for sure! Don't be chopped into eight petals..."

Through the dialogue of the masses, He Linhua fully realized that the imagination and creativity of the masses are very great...

After finding a seller of candied haws, He Linhua threw down 100 yuan and bought the candied haws together: "Let me say, three, I'm going out to buy a candied haws, can you follow me?"

Kuge Tiandaogui said coolly, "It's safe."

"I'm safe now. If you follow me, I'm not safe." He Linhua frowned, carried the pile on his shoulders, and walked home slowly under the protection of three bodyguards.

Seeing this scene, the great masses of the people once again began to use their rich imagination—"Did you see that? The old He family boy was arrested and is being escorted home?" "Hey! Really! How did he Carrying a pile of candied haws?" "Who knows? Maybe he wants to eat candied haws before he dies..."

Back home, He Linhua carried a pile of candied haws, went back to the bedroom, entered the Soul Refining Temple, and wanted to move the candied haws in, but couldn't do it.

In desperation, He Linhua had no choice but to withdraw from the Soul Refining Temple and summon Xiao Zhengtai.

As soon as Goudan Xiaozheng came out, he saw a whole pile of candied haws, and he was happy: "Bah! Baa! Baa! There are so many candied haws! Baa! Baa! Baa!"

"Dog egg! Please, you are not a sheep, so you don't have to bark 'baa baa' all the time." He Linhua started the dog egg cultivation plan.

"What? Why?"

He Linhua put on a vicious look: "If you yell 'baa baa' again, I will spank your butt every day! I won't give you candied haws!"

"What?" Goudan was at a loss. "What...?" Goudan was aggrieved. "Baa...baa...baa..." Goudan cried. Holding a bunch of candied haws in one hand, he rushed to the door of He Linhua's bedroom and knocked out a big human-shaped hole in the door. There was a trace of electric arc flashing on the edge of the hole. , with a bit of burnt smell.He Linhua patted his forehead in frustration, how could he have forgotten that all the people recruited by the Soul Refining Temple, no matter men, women, old or young, will be strengthened.

"Baa baa baa... Goudan will not eat candied haws from now on... Baa baa baa... Goudan is going to be spanked..." Goudan broke into the living room, under the condition that He Linhua's three bodyguards stared at him Rushing here and there, smashing the walls to pieces, smashing the panels of all the doors.

When He Linhua went out, he saw that the room that had just been cleaned was turned into briquettes by a dog egg in a blink of an eye, and he was angry: "Good you dog! See if I don't beat you!"

"What's the matter? I... What's the matter with my house?" Mother He was awakened, came down from the stairs, stood at the stairs, rubbed her eyes and couldn't believe what she saw.

"Baa baa baa! Grandma! Grandma! That bad silver is going to beat the dog! Baa baa! That bad silver will not be given to dog eggs in candied haws!" Chen Goudan moved quickly, and when He Linhua didn't react, he hid After arriving behind He's mother, he pointed to He Linhua to identify the murderer.

grandmother?These two words simply called He Mu's heart.Mother He is a full-time housewife, and she has been thinking about her daughter-in-law and her grandson crazy for a long time. Now that she hears the name Goudan, even if Goudan is wrong in every way, she will not be angry—but, relatively speaking, He Linhua wants to Dangerous.

Mother He looked at Goudan—huh?How did this happen?This is not the old society anymore, why is Goudan wearing a little red cloth pocket in the winter?This... Who the hell did this immoral thing?Such a small child, actually wearing such a little?

"Good boy, what's the child's name?" Mother He picked up Goudan and covered Goudan with her clothes.

"What? My name is Goudan, and Goudan likes to eat candied haws!"

"Dog?" Who came up with a shitty name? "Goudan, where are your parents? Why are you here?"

"Mom and Dad? Daddy and Mother? What? What? Why can't I remember? It was this bad silver who brought me here. He said there are candied haws to eat!"

"Shu Shua Shua Shua", in an instant, the four eyes focused on He Linhua - good guy, I didn't realize that He Linhua still has this hobby, and he is actually a personal trafficker?

"You brat! How did I give birth to something like you!" Mother He roared angrily, and ran towards He Linhua with a "da da".

"No...I'm not..." He Linhua couldn't say it now, he couldn't say that this little boy called Goudan was recruited from the Soul Refining Temple?Saying this, even if no one thinks he is a lunatic, he will be dissected.Also surprised were He Linhua's three bodyguards.They have been paying attention to the situation in He Linhua's bedroom. He Linhua has been in the bedroom all the time and has not moved at all. How did this child appear?Could it be that He Linhua gave birth to a five or six-year-old fat boy by himself not long after he entered?